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Rob looking up:"Before I go any further...I just want to make sure you're ok with this?"
Spunkie looking down: "yes, honey...I'm fine with it...go ahead"
**UNICORN, UNICORN, UNICORN**
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
KRISTEN:Did you just ask me to marry you using the same words from the Eclipse script?
ROB: *still on knee looks up at Kristen with a guilty expression* Did it work?
some bi-stander: "sure u did rob, its going to be ok"
Kristen: uhm yes rob it really is! I could use a little help here! They're coming in the door! Hurry Rob! Oh OW! (kristen falls out window) nevermind I've got it covered!
if she says no to that. SHE MUST BE CRAZY!
*hyperventilates*
2)"That kite looks exactly like a rabid marmoset"
3)"Pssshtt...math. Who needs MATH? I'm friggin famous"
4)Renesmee: "Daddy how do slugs mate?"
Ed:"I, uh......I can't answer without throwing up in my mouth"
5)"Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?
ROB: "gotta make it gotta make it" *pinches cheeks* "Please God help me make it"
Also, I have to tell you my little girl's middle name is Abigail.
Congrats!
That's so cute her middle name is Abigail. I don't normally go by that i just go with abby but when people do use my full name it generally is slapped together with my middle name june hence Abigail June =]
Thanks again!!!!
*looking up at a billboard of Him and taylor as edward and jacob shirtless*
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_at...
Obama: "ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON, I'm here to say that you are sentenced to marry my daughter or will be punished and will have to move back to London"
hahahah :D
Oh oh...incoming fans with parachutes!!!!
dam they all want to be part of the spidermonkey club!.
Thanks a lot Catherine"
is that kristen sterwart up there?!?!?!?
but whats with the unicorn?
:S
Please tell me she is going to do chapter 50.
Someone... any one!!!
I was not what I expected. not by a long shot.
It was sooooooooo much better!!!
And Please can some one tell me that their hands could'nt stop trembling either as they read from the middle to the very end of the fanfic, or am I just that weak???
And my god... was I the only one to put down the book... (cuz I printed the damn thing) at the part when he said mommy?
Resumed it the next day.
I wont go into details cuz of who hasn't read it yet but let me just say this..... It is not what you'd think it is.
But I loved it as much as Twilight. Equally. or maybe more and thats a mouth full.
Nic Nix was right... I will never be the same...WOW.
thanx Nix
Yes it was VERY good...I read it in one weekend..non stop and that was a month ago.
Welcome to Bad A$$ Edward world!!!!
LOL
Never thought I'd love to hear some one swear so much
Im in love<3
Me either!!
It has to be in the story now or it won't sound right!
LOL
Did your mouth get a bit filthier last few days then?? or did you reign it in :) lol
can you send me the link as well?
my email is dabum_91@hotmail.com
THANKS!
snorlax210@hotmail.com
Thanks!!
my email is poomankiki@aol.com
thanks!
link pleaseeeeee
ralie_rosalie@twilighters.org
thanks, spunkie *hug* :)))
My email is twilighter_2005@yahoo.com
Over 18. mookies_star9@hotmail.co.uk.
Thank you!
kath_m9@hotmail.com
Thanks
Thanks
sofygurl_98@hotmail.com
just checking...
Um.. *ahem*clears throat
Well don’t know how they’d do some parts but I still think its worthy of it.
I know how they can do it!!!!
Me me I'll do it LOL
Er.......will Rob play Edward *crosses fingers*
LMAO
I wanna be Bella!!!
LMAO!!!
do it? so you wanna be the creative director :P
lol
You can be Bella and still remain creative lol
ok...we'll switch off..like a stunt double!!
LOL
You take one unicorn scene and I'll take the other!!
Ok...i don't even care if mine end up on the cutting room floor....
I'll just be warm up girl even LOL
NO I WANNA BE BELLA!!!
LOL
Clearly.....this can only end violently LMAO
Nah it's ok peeps....i'll just film it....watching will be enough....i hate cameras anyway :)
OK..deal
*puts on s*x education teachers glasses*
However...they are within the context of a loving relationship...and they are way way on in the book...
Probably best described as breaking dawn without the fade to black when thing heat up......
There endith my lecture LOL
Do you want it? if so it's nicnixs@hotmail.com
daniellestewart89@hotmail.co.uk
...cant wait!!!
thank you
I am really excited to start reading it
stephculllen22@hotmail.com
Thanks
its sofygurl_98@hotmail.com
Over 18
I'm 19.
Ashlerose.marie@gmail.com
Thanks!
Told ya....i told ya *skipping about*
*looks around nmm carefully*
*shrugs* Oh to hell with it...
*shouting at top of voice* I love it better than twilight so SUE me people :) LMAO
you r my new CYBER BFF
THANKYOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
I could hug the sh*t out of you right now!
Um they are going to have to SUE us both!!!
you r my new
haha
see I wrote it twice!!!
LMAO
Yeah i love the crap out of that story....
WIll settle for a cyper hug then :) lol
*hugs ilm hard enough to crack a rib* LMAO
I am too weak from all this temptation!! Thanks
Especially if it will get me in the gutter with Spunk
might I say that my email box is full of peoples email addy wanting this story.
I'm trying hard to get it to everybody.
thanks!!
i am pretty interested.. i am a vampire novelist myself. :)
MY E-MAIL bannana-x3@hotmail.com
thnk youuuuu
jooliaaxgooliaax3@yahoo.com
im reading the fanfic (assuming its the same one but obviously cant name names) but had to stop to revise :(
im sure it will all become clear when ive finished it
thanks
:)
hahah i'll let you know when i finally understand your caption as its obviously pretty popular!!!
:)
*fingers crossed*
but i can also forward you other EXCITING fanfic lol
Thank you =D
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1926490/leydylaura
karlanaisrivera@yahoo.com
i am over 18
chica_trevino2003@msn.com
obleena500@hotmail.com
clemtigers611@yahoo.com
I'm 19 :)
r_dhadli26@hotmail.com
I can't even think of one after that!
**peaks out from gutter**
to bright out here!!
**goes back to the gutter**
LOL
WTF woman?? quit popping your head out there, you might like it too much and leave me!!
**crying**..I don't wanna be by myself down here!!
**eye twitching**..you can never leave me!!!
LOL
;)
**hugs Effing**
NO way in hale I will ever leave you in the gutter by yourself!!
I've got my own cubicle down here and I'm surrounded by friends and posters of the almighty Rob and I have 24/7 access to fan fic....
**crying**
OMG I love the gutter!!!!
SNAP OUT OF IT GIRLS!
*walks away shaking head*
Crying.. for crying out loud.... pshah!
And WHERE are you going??
You better back away from that exit or you are gonna get tackled and chained up with Spunkie!!
LOL
That's gonna leave a mark.
Are you having an emotional day today? You're crying an awful lot I've noticed.
You have to read it!!! OMG!!
I would not stop for nothing.
It starts with the letter A..just look at the email you sent me.
Let's just say it involves 3 (some) characters!
As you were.
that story freak'n rocks and she's not done with it either..I added it to story alert.
I read the whole thing yesterday in 2 hours!
*golf claps for Spunkie*
I forsee no way anything could top that...... unless Effing is just determined to do so perhaps LOL
**unlocks chains to release Spunkie**
but, if I see you popping your head out the top like a weasel again, I am gonna slap the smut out of you and take away your fanfic for a week!!!
LOL
**hangs head in shame**
I will try not to peak my head out of the gutter again. I promise to be a good "gutter girl" from now on.
**stomps feet**
Don't threaten with the fan fic...I'll fight for that sh!t !!! LOL
You just keep your pretty little Pattinson avatar down here where it belongs, and we won't have to "fight" about anything!!
LOL
I was gonna edit it, but decided to leave it go...LOL
**thinks**
Wait...only Rob can call me "Spankie"
it's our little game..
LMAO!!!
**keeps pretty little Pattison avatar in the gutter with my girls**
I just finished the ABC's and now waiting on the next chapter.
It is good.
its called alphabet weekends its 20 chapters of pure bliss
its on fanfiction.net
*remembering the one on the dinning room table*sighs
*also the librarian one ummmmmmm*
bravo!
Way to go, that was AWEsome. :)
I guess we are still in the closet.. It will take som time before we dare to come out.. LOL
I wont hold you back!
do it! ;)
You know you want to jump in.......
I`ll keep watch out for you.. =) no worries!
Let's go!!
*grabs glow worm, snacks, beer and straw sticks*
Okay I'm ready!
I just got one unicorn, I need more of course. Good that cjean is making more, we need loads.. LOL
And I got the song yes... I tried to smile as best as I could, thank you for the heads up. Glad to be in such great company =P
*looks around for another cookie*
Jump, jump!!!
...c'mon, everybody's doing it. lol
My diet pretty much consists of unicorn cookies and more unicorn cookies. I cant complain.
*jumping down to cjean*
hey.. it`s a far way down!
*thud* Ouch! My butt!
Hey..Can I have a unicorn cookie too?
and here
**gives away cookie**
They are quite delicious.
Cjean is making another batch of unicorn cookies with sprinkles and icing!
Oh and if Spunkie starts singing the welcome song to you just smile and pretend her voice isnt hurting your ears. We dont want to make anyone angry on our first day!
**hands her a cookie**
**starts singing**
Welcome to the gutter...we got what you need.....never mind...LOL
Ok...here's a glow stick..it gets dark down here but we prefer it that way.
Over here we have fan fic along with life size posters of Rob..
Over there we have 24/7 access to NMM.org
ok..I'll let you finish your tour..let me know if you have any questions!!
LOL
*takes cookie from cjean and start to nibble on it"
yummy! no one says no to a unicorn!! LOL
No...no chapter 50 yet...
We are all still waiting and it's been since April!!
**stomps feet**
I'm emailing her a$$ and telling her to hurry up with chapter 50!!
LOL
"youve brought a snack" sorry had too!
mmm glow worms!
Yipee! The more to make the jump the better! Ive heard its a far way down
Uh...hmm.... Rob happens to think I have a beautiful voice..we are thinking about singing a duet here in the gutter!!
**crosses arms**
not now tho....I change my mind!!
LMAO!!!!
*grabs another unicorn cookie from cjean*
Here have a unicorn cookie!
lol
...and you have a *cough* lovely voice... =)
*looks around*
hmmm
where`s chapter 50, I thought you guys had it?? I want more unicorns! LOL
YAY...jaypat's in the gutter with us!!!!
hmm...thanks for the straws
**gets tapes**
**tapes straw to mouth of life size Rob cut out*
much better!!!!
LMAO!!!
come on in....we don't bite and it's nice down here!!!
Once you fully join the "gutter girls"...you never wanna leave!
LMAO!!!
**slides into space next to Spunkie**
wow, it really is nice in here. The fanfic, the posters...LMAO
See it's not so bad...
*hands cjean a glow stick*
Sometimes it gets dark down here...
Hey..you didn't bring any snacks with you did ya?
LMAO
thanks for the glow stick
All I brought are some unicorn cookies, hope that's okay. ;)
Thanks for the eh warm welcome. Youre voice is eh lovely. Have you been taking lessons?
*innocently smiles at Spunkie*
I love the feathers!
*Picks up feathers and throws them at cjean*
I wonder why there is lip gloss all over the walls. Maybe thats where more posters were
**Looking for something to throw back at RMG**
**Throws lip gloss tube at RMG**
you'll probably want this. lol
*starts singing*
Welcome to gutter...we got what you need...
*clears throat*
never mind..
**throw RMG a glow stick and a unicorn cookie**
*rubs head*
I wasnt prepared for a lip gloss tube! At least I throw soft things at you! yeesh!
but thanks...It will come in handy!
Now can I have a unicorn cookie? Ive been waiting all day!
Just joking, of course you can have one!!
**proceeds to give RMG a delicious unicorn cookie**
lol
**looks over shoulders for security that may have followed me back**
I'm clear!
LOL
yummy...unicorn...MY FAVORITE!!!!
*waves enthusiastically*
I believe last time we talked you were being chased down the beach for assaulting rob look a likes. Glad to see you back here in one piece
Happy to be of service...now move over, so I can get a closer look at the Rob poster. :)
*Grabs plate of unicorn cookies while she is distracted starring at shirtless rob and runs*
You better go make more! That was not a very nice joke cjean! hmph!
ANd this time I'll make'em with sprinkles and icing.
;)
Send her that email! She needs to hurry up!
But I like it, it's a nice view, angle.
Just a needs too be little lower, and he'll need to move his hands...hehe
*hangs head down*
I kept getting our posts confused! Plus all the pictures with Rob's fingers made me want to change it. His fingers are driving me insane!!
And, my god, yes...his hands are amazing!
That was friggin awesome!!
**still laughing**
You rock, Spunkie!!
**blows kisses**
Yep - you know me and my mind!!!!
It was my first thot....what can I say????
LMAO!!!
**eyes tearing up**
i'm so proud...
LOL
LMAO!!
That's probably a good thing!! The caption is rated M for MATURE!!!!
I loved the caption! LOL
I can't function right with Rob on his knees in front of me!!!
LOL
Definately need a "parental warning" on that one, that is why i LOVED it! LOL
I f*cking love that we talk about the "grey faces" like they are some kind of alien creature.... It's crackin' me UP.
**picturing grey faces with scales, acid for blood and 30 foot-long tentacles with 12 eyes**
LOL
I think we could make a movie of it, call it the stepford avatars....
And they'll talk to us like this "Well hello effing, my senses tell me you have logged in too many times today, that is unexceptable"
I just snorted diet coke...thats not good!
No namers that can't take the time to register, pick out a name and a pic?????
LOL
Effing will be so proud of you!!!
= P
She has already blowed me kisses!!
I think I did her proud! LOL
Now I want one =P LOL
what is he looking at.
Well id say hes thinking
my caption
"Yes Im him, for the Last Time I am that Edward Cullen Guy, Oh wait Hi How are You Today??
By far, the best....I can't stop laffing...
Thank you!!
hope u win!!!
good luck :D
CAPTION:
"are you serious? those crazy women on NMM.org actually WANTED to be my red stirring straw??? hmm, i wonder what else i could put in my mouth to drive them crazy???"
....the answer to that question would be..me...
rob: "you really not gonna eat this??"
smb else (e.g. kstew): "nope, go ahead"
rob (happy): "ok, cool"
;)))
LMAO !!!!! :D
So many creative ppl *round of applause to you all*.
That bird better not do what I think it's gonna do. Thank god I've got these gorgeous locks insured!
Rob: Where?!?
(btw i love rob and this is not making fun of him!)
(looks up at the sunshine and checks for Volturi)
I NEED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
haha sorry I cant get that vid outta my head rofl
It smells like...
Smells like...
Sex and candy.
**sniffs the air**
yep...that's exactly what that smell is!!
Hey it's the gutter...what can I say!
LOL
Rob: "Oh Dear God help me now."
*STANDING OVATION*
You have earned a permanent spot in the gutter!
LOL
IS THAT KRISTEN STEWART UP THERE?!?!?!?
hope u had a laff
rob: do you think the papz are treading to get air photos?
HERE'S THE LINK: http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/
ROBERT SHOWS SOO MUCH RESPECT, SO RESPECT HIM IN RETURN!
people: what?! where?! omg!!
ROB: oh ... it's just my HAIR!!
Peter: You Ripped It To Shreds!!
Rob: I Suppose I AM Like Edward In More Ways Than One...
Caption: How the hell am I suppose to sparkle with THAT in my face!?!
............sorry, couldn't help myself!...............
I wrote this yesterday, but i couldn't let you miss it....*small chuckle*...
mollymcmuffin.thompson11@gmail.com
"Uhhh please don't poop on me!"
Being in NY your never safe from bird crap...
RP: Mmm.. maybe a little. I can see all the way to france!
RP: No, not at all.
Reading the blimp: I heart you Rob... Your number one fan?
hope you win!
its a bird...
its a plane...
O sh*t its my eyebrows. lol
Nice....
LOL
Rob: "God! Please let the New Moon movie be a huge hit!"
God: "Oh My Edward! Oh My Edward! Angels come check this out! Robert Pattinson is talking to me!"
(I love you rob!)
I(L)RP!!
TWP - Get it together Rob I need a good one!
Rob - Good one for what?
TWP - Fart In a Jar. Now work with me here.
Rob - *looks up at me like I am crazy*
TWP - What?
Rob - .............
Fart in a Jar.. *giggles*
*FIST BUMP*
**clicking "like" for flplmtree**
lol
lmfaooo
that was great. im reading all these crappy ones (no offense anyone else) and then all of a sudden BAM. amazing caption. good job!
Caption: "Uh, duh. Of course the NMM women are the very best part of being famous."
im a jealous person
CAPTION: Oh wait ... yes .. no .. just a bit to the left .. yep .. ok .. right .. ok. .. there .. nice..
LOVE IT!
Nice!!
" Is it just me or is that bird about to poop on my perfectly messy hair?"
CAPTION
A kiss from Robert Pattinson: $ 25 000
Hiring Robert Pattinson: $ 1 000 000
Capturing Robert Pattinson in this moment: Priceless
For everything else there's newmoonmovie.org
I think the Edward Cullen hairdo is receeding !
*busts out a measuring tape outta nowhere*
Hm....
Oh my queen of england !
It's gone back 4 centimeters due North.
Hm, I guess my non-plucked eyebrows is scaring it off.
I knew I should've plucked them like mad like I had to for Twilight !
Darn....
I can dazzle my hair and eyebrows too, you see?
(it's the first thing I thought xD)
metting rpatz: 10 hours waiting in line
autograph by rpatz: 15 hours waiting in line
capturing this moment: timeless
Rob {Thinking to himself}: **Wow, I really do have gorgeous hair. Maybe that's why Taylor is jealous of me...... Yeah, but he definitely has the body; though I definitely have better hair than he does... he is lucky, though. At least girls don't mob him for a lock of his hair... but they always want to see his body... I wonder what his body looks like...**
{Looks up} "Oh, hey Taylor."
Kristen Stewart: Of course it goes high, it's a balloon!
Robert Pattinson: *looks smug* Well you know I dont enjoy little children.
Child: MOM, EDWARD CULLEN LOST MY BALLOON!
rob looks up and sees a bilboard of taylor lautner...
rob: "Damnnn that kid stole all my sparkle"
everyone should click the LIKE button :)
God bless Mom and Dad
God bless Stephenie Meyer
God bless Kristen
And please let that crazy chick with the frizzy hair that attacked me go to prison.
AMEN.
Thanks. I'm drowning in gray here!!
btw we r twitter stalkers! woot woot
(haha Rob, haha!)
at least i can only see a litttttllle bit of it
I'm hard. I sparkle. And I live forever.
NO!!! I will not take a sobriety test!!!
Harry responds: " Sure Rob, but I should warn you, it's very strong!"
Rob smiles and says "GREAT, maybe she will start to play with my hair so I dont have to do it myself!"
"Which movie is this? Remember me? I am trying to Remember...."
"Boy these buildings in New York are tall!"
.
.
Kristen to Rob: It sounds better when I say it.
-Robert
-Robert
hope u win.
Caption 2: Is it a bird...is it a plane....no its Effing about to go all dominatrix!!
*Proceeds to escape the millions of crazed fans and stalkerazzi*
Caption: Wait, what? You want me to give you a Unicorn? Hmm... what, like the horse with that stick coming out of his head? What, do you think I am Santa Claus? "GO AWAY......"
I think you all know who I mean :)))
lol
"OH OH, looks like another Jake storm's about to hit... OH Bugga!"
Caption #2:
"I really wish they would post more Taylor news, my eyes are getting blinded by all the sparkles"
(Giant twitter board held in the sky shows the number of peter facinelli's followers rising)
ROB D: NO! NO! NO! DAMN COUNTER THING DIDNT WORK!
Peter F: (Humming SIngle Ladies)
Rob P; YES!!! 500,000!!!!!!! Come on Rob D! Rock that bikini!!!!!!!!!
Rob D: groans
WERE's mymake up artist!!!
Did you just say I stink?"
CAPTION:
Rob: Oh wow......I think I dazzled myself!
Rob: "Yes yes, but wouldn't it be more manly for me to jump off a building, so that I am the one to rescue Kristen."
Chris:" Stick to the script"
Rob: (mumbles) Rubbish, why does Taylor Lautner get to do all the ravishing stunt work while I look like a damn pussy? Oh well at least i have my charming good looks and my hair :]"
Chris: "ACTION!"
Rob --- "Hello? Who's there?"
Rob's hair --- "Hello Robby, it is I, your.....hair! I have a bone to pick with you. I'm demanding that you split your Edward Cullen earnings with me! Afterall, I am the 'mane' attraction these days. I'm like Disney World!
Rob still looking up, puzzled, eye balls stretched --- "Bloody Hell, I hope the eyebrows don't want a percentage too."
**ATTENTION TWILIGHT FANS**--- Robert Pattinson is currently in New York City!!!!
Rob: UH OH....I'M IN TROUBLE!!!
*** laughs devilishly ***
UNICORN! UNICORN! UNICORN!!
OMG I'M IN TEARS! LMFAOOOOOOOO
She better win, gutter or no gutter!
That the first thing I thought of....
*thinking* Uh i can't see if my beautiful hair is in place or not! Oh! look a pigeon! wait a sec...*covers hair* "NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!"
" Are you serious ? I have a boner ? I don't belive you... (he smirks)
PERVed:
"So are we or aren't we doing it behind the dumpster?"
...A UNICORN!
OK, at least your not asking me to bite you!
looks like im going to have to fix my hair again, those few strands of hair are in my view
i know that you have a boyfriend, but i'm going to just some out and say it, Will you marry me?
Taylor: Well I've been work..Hey how can you even see my muscles?
Rob:Well Edward Cullen can read minds and Robert Pattison has X-ray vision!
Taylor:.....
y are buildings SO big here?
"Cant even go to starbucks for a cup of coffee......what have i gotten myself into?"
Poor fellow is constanly under the eyes of papparazi and his fans,but i guess he deserves it cos he is soooo handsome :-)
Come On im Down on one knee.....
come on come on God Just Say YES!
Rob: Wait for it wait for it .... coming to me coming to me .....
God Damn it i still can't read her mind!!!
*Birdy poops in hair then flies away*
Rob: Well then, someone woke up on the wrong side of the gelled hair nest!
*Rob drops his hair gel and looks up*
Rob: Oh my, they're back! Kristen, the fan girls are back!
Random Fangirl: Get him, ladies!
*...*
Rob: "Yes yes, but wouldn't it be more manly for me to jump off a building, so that I am the one to rescue Kristen."
Chris:" Stick to the script"
Rob: (mumbles) Rubbish, why does Taylor Lautner get to do all the ravishing stunt work while I look like a damn pussy? Oh well at least i have my charming good looks and my hair :]"
Chris: "ACTION!"
"You want me to bite you where???!!!"
Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's bouffant!
" Oh my... He's not wearing pants!!! His ass is hanging out :O"
"No..No.. They wouldn't do that to me... would they?"
" Phew, he's heading for Eminem"
" Well at least having crazy fan girls is good for something" (imagines an angry mob of girls wit torches and other torture equipment beating up the mtv movie awards staff.. giggles)
taylor: man rob i was in character and everything
Rob: Well, us Brits learn to rough it out through the hard times. How do you think some of us still made it through the black plague?
rob *looks up slowley from tieing his shoe* [whispers] oh eff...fan girls...they're everywhere[whisper exclamation]!! ...dont move...they can sense movement, and fear....frick! >attacked<
LOLz
They found me!
Idk how but they found me
Run for lives ppl!
Rob-
"JACOB DROPPED WHAT IN MY HAIR?"
P.S. My email is a UK email, but I live in the U.S.
" is it safe to come out yet?"
It's a bird...
It's a plane...
NO! It's Spider-monkey!!
Rob: Did you seriously just ask me to bite your "garden burger"?
looks like i need a bit of sculpting in the eyebrow department
KS: Your worried about having to buy hair gel when our daughter is changing clothing sizes every day? YOUR SELFISH!
Rob: Where?!
(btw i love rob pattinson and this is not making fun of him!)
XD
someone decides to invent Edward parachutes. Who knew teenage girls would acctually use them'
Haha
:D
I can see up her skirt down here!
Me: "you wanna taste"
lmao
Tour guide- And you see there, that is Robert Pattinson in front of that really large sky scraper. He has been standing there for a few hours now. I'm not sure yet whether he just really likes that building for no apparent reason, or just happens to like looking at the clouds at random points in the day.
To the Batmobile!
Batman: Ha your funny.
or
Caption 2 : God please don't let him jump !
Caption 3: Don't tell me it's going to rain!
mmmmmm they are not good at all..but i was too mesmerized by this picture to find something more original... O M F G
ugh to late
holy paper cut batman!!!!LMFAO!!!!!
[eyes rolling into the back of his head because he saw Joe.]
lol
Caption: Well hellloooo Mrs. Cullen!!!
''If i stay really still and dont make eye contact, they may not notice me..''
"oh my gosh they are everywhere....how in the...look the fans are even up there!!!"
Robert riots! Robert sees stars after run in with star chasers
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_at...
Rob smiles nervously... Taylor rolls his eyes and walks away.
-Robert
CAPTION
A kiss from Robert Pattinson: $ 25 000
Hiring Robert Pattinson: $ 1 000 000
Capturing Robert Pattinson in this moment: Priceless
For everything else there's newmoonmovie.org
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM PERV!
** nahh nahh nahh nahh nahh **
*starts after Team Perv*
COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A WOMAN!
*** C'MON! you know I wuv ya!! ***
WAIT.... < PERK > Does this punishment involve Rob's unicorn??
WHERE DO I SIGN!!!
for the rest of the day now, I'm gonna be thinking....
UNICORN! UNICORN UNICORN!
I guess it's not your day today **hugs**
"oh my god, did that airplane just spell out 'i love rob"? and did that fan just JUMP out of the plane?"
LOL!
in his accent..
What? they said I did what? with you? Oh that Saucy!
I must of enjoy it... I don't remember a thing... oh does Kristen know?
Very pretty.
"OMG! It's Harry Potter!"
Caption: oh that's right, we can shoot when its sunny on this movie
he looks soo darn hot!
::::CAPTION 2::: oh my god i'm seeing a flying pig!!!
::::CAPTION 3::: are you talking to me? damn you're tall....
BTW he looks cute even though he has a silly-retarded face in this pic.... hahaha....
option 2
Rob: like my dazzled look?
Option 3
rob: if i just strain my eyes a little bit more maybe l can finally see the colour of my hair.....
^ caption
:]
Rob: omg some one fetch me an umberella .. FAST!!! it looks like its going to rain damit my hair .. my beautiful hair is going to get wet..HEY you!! YES YOU!! NO NOT U THE GIRL BEHIND YOU with the i love robert shirt .. YES YOU .. can u go fetch me an uberella !! FAST .. please ...
lol i love rob and i love his hair okay lol i love u rob !!!
Rob: is that a wolf? hmm well am still the hottest vamp!
:) Giddie chills thinking of the possibilities!! :)
"Ooooh whos tha- Kristen? I didn't know you were taking flying lessons? Wait up, i wanna go!"
"its a bird, its a plane...NO! its a vampire. *purrs*
Caption: My gosh! Is that a bird??? That is one very large bird. Don't you agree?
Oh God Please! Make sure the Twi-fans don't follow me to NYC! I can't take anymore people asking me to bite them!
Mackie(being hair): I feel AND smell delicious!!!
"you really not gonna eat this?? can i eat it?"
"yep, go ahead"
"ok, cool" :)))
Rob- *Looks around seeing what the weather is like*
Rob- I'm sorry it's much to sunny for me. Get back to me when some clouds are around, thanks!
Rob- Would I still be a heart throb if I looked like this?
Crazy fans- OH MY GOSH!!!! YESSS!
Rob- Darn it!
Robert thinking- Maybe if i just stand here looking at the sky, the paparazzi will get sick of me along with the fans and think I'm a statue!
Robert's high
:D
looking very angellic robert....lmsox
(hence being in the Big Apple)
**sorry to all haters of that line (well that would include me too)**
**wink**
They just cant be trusted...Im a little afraid
I was noticing the same thing!
**runs away screaming from the gray faces**
*scrolls up ASAP to get away from the gray faces*
Im never going back down there again! Phew that was a close one
Caption: How the hell am I suppose to sparkle with THAT in my face!?!
............sorry, couldn't help myself...............!
(i had to change it, less vulgar)
xD
http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_at...
that is HORRIBLE! they're going to have to have closed sets where fans can't be within 20 feet of him!
"Carlisle was right your alive Bella"
Rob: errmm..I'm sure i can cilmb that high with the aid of ropes
Director: No! I'm on about your hair!
Rob: hhhmm..I dont think itsthat bad
Oh no wait, nevermind it was only me ....
________________________________
UPDATE:
I found it. Now before me lyes the long journey of 50 chapters. Can t waiiiiiiiit. I already bookmarked the page.
the photo before this is http://www.laineygossip.com/pics/pattinson%20mo...
"OMG, what are those screams coming from? Oh no! it's raining girls!"
*runs out of crowd of fans* "Phew i made it! *looks up at hair* "Yep still as perfect as ever!
Hey That Should Of Been Me!
*fangirls*
I can totally here him saying something like that in his British accent...=)
or "Do I really have to go all the way up there?"
Rob: "Ohh donuts!" (like Homer simpsons)
XD
"Bella will not believe this...Angela Weber...on an effing broom stick!"
(haha 'and if angela's a witch she can join the party too..')
2. That plane looks like it land on top of me .................. ouch
3. Jacob Black has a tail.
I don’t know how many more of these hostile invaders I can stand, because I think there’s a little bit coming out of my pants right now.
what ever will i do?!
OR
'damn, my life is offically over'
Feck, its wearing a silver collar with a diamond and its got a bag of cookies round its neck!"
a durrrrrrrrrr
Lol
Rob-"WHAT DID JACOB DROP IN MY HAIR NOW?!"
o... o wait.... thats just me!
Robert P looks up: "Oh! Where?!" ::looks around::
(:
"robert pattinson marry me"
rob-holy cow this girl juz asked me to marry her
I think I just felt something move...
or
"Please don't touch my bloody hair"
"I can't tell from here... Does my hair still look OK after that fangirl attacked me??"
Wow, i really did get my hair perfect today. It's just the way i like it. What did you say? How do i get it to look like this? It's an ancient vampire trick that i had to learn from my hair dresser. It's one of those if i tell you i'll have to kill you kind of things, sorry.
Hey i could have sworn i put my halo up there this morning. You didn't know i was an angel in a past life did you? I bet thats why those girls attacked me. At least my face is still perfect. HAHA seriously it does look good doesn't it.
OH MY FLIPPIN' GOODNESS GRACIOUS! I just saw spiderman and superman fighting in space. You didn't know i had such good vision did you? Well i do. I'm just amazing aren't i??!
I've spent a lot of time looking up today. There's a banana in the sky!!! I swear there was. It winked at me!! MAN TODAY IS COOL!!!!!
(all of this is spoken in his beautiful, smooth, heart-melting english accent)
my brain doesn't function properly when I look at this man!!
**continues to stare at pic**
what was that!
damn
i love him :-)
"ah..security..do I REALLY have to go greet all those Bella-wannabes? Don't they realize I am Rob, not Edward. Ladies...repeat after me...ROB..NOT....EDWARD.....""
some other dude:"Yeah"
rob:"Ok good i wanna look sexy for kristen when she see's me."
is that rain i feel........
oh no my little gelled bouffant
run save the bouffant while i still can!
As he looks like he is looking up (to God). If only we could see his hands in prayer.
When looking at his dressed-like-Kristen wanna-be stalker/psycho.
"I wonder if I can pull an Edward and climb up that tree..."
OR
Rob: (Anywhere, anytime ;)) "Oh baby! Yes! Yes! Yes! Ugh! "
why must i be so dashing?????
KS(as bella): your worried about wasting hair gel when our daughter is changing clothing sizes every hour?
ROB: BELLA IM LEAVING
KRISTEN: DONT YOU WANT ME?
ROB: NO... THE ALIEN HAVE RETURN IN THEIR SPACE SHIP TO TAKE ME TO THE LAND OF PRETTY BOYS... SEE LOOK UP!
KRISTEN: UMMM OKAY?!
"Are You Seriously Flashing Me Right Now?"
or
Rob ( ;] ): "Oh baby! Yes! Yes! Ugh!"
or
Rob ( ;] ): "Oh baby! Yes! Yes! Ugh!"
"wow, so I never really thought the fans would go so far as to making a giant parade blimp of me..."
A GIANT HAIRY THUMB TACK
IS ABOUT TO HIT ME!!!!!
oh wait....
guess what!!!
i can see the
top of my hair!!
Dear God,
Although I truly appreciate the loyalty of my fans, stop the obsession. It flames the papz to never leave me alone.
:))
or
Rob: They want me to give them unicorns? Do they not know they aren't real? .... Oh them unicorns, unicorns for everyone. *winks*
Crazy fan girl that jumps him: I so totally did.
Rob: Oh hale no. She did - n't!
Kirsten: What??
Rob:...GO WEDGIE GO WEDGIE GOO!!!
is it good? does-does my hair look good....anyone ...someone please tell me i cant see it!
Crap! Taylor bulked up more than me!! But he does look pretty good......
someone tell me ....does my hair look good. i -i -i see pieces...i see pieces .
as i recall it was OK magazine
On the magazine was a pretty face
Realized it was Kristen and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!lol
Kristen: Rob do these jeans make my but look big?
Rob: Of course not!...Oh. Oh wait it does..
Who wouldn't want to attack me?!
Ducking under all this crap every 5 seconds!!!
What is this???
As soon as someone sees me im gonna be squished fla't as a pan'cake***** (English accent)***
(ROBERT MAULING IS WRONG!!!)
Rob --- "Hello? Who's there?"
Rob's hair --- "Hello Robby, it is I, your.....hair! I have a bone to pick with you. I'm demanding that you split your Edward Cullen earnings with me! Afterall, I am the 'mane' attraction these days. I'm like Disney World!
Rob still looking up, puzzled, eye balls stretched --- "Bloody Hell, I hope the eyebrows don't want a percentage too."
ROB: "I forgot my lines now, can you tell me what it is, I am so lost"
in sultry british accent...
uh ooohhh....hi umm my name is Bob and uhh u just dropped this 10 dollar bill i was gunna return it back to u but i realised i need more hair gel. Do u mind if i use it. *im sure she won't; i mean im rob pattinson aka edward cullen....oh she's still looking* yeaaaahh...im gunna go....books it to the store as more and more twihard fans show up....oh boy rob i guess it is better to look at the ground while picking up other peoples money...no matter how much it is or how famous u are or how badly u need hair gel...
" Oh my... He's not wearing pants!!! His ass is hanging out :O"
"No..No.. They wouldn't do that to me... would they?"
" Phew, he's heading for Eminem"
" Well at least having crazy fan girls is good for something" (imagines an angry mob of girls wit torches and other torture equipment beating up the mtv movie awards staff.. giggles)
Hum hum hum wait let me check hair messy check, eyes brown not plucked check yeah im ready to go !!!
"Beat it, Pigeon..."
" Oh my... He's not wearing pants!!! His ass is hanging out :O"
"No..No.. They wouldn't do that to me... would they?"
" Phew, he's heading for Eminem"
" Well at least having crazy fan girls is good for something" (imagines an angry mob of girls wit torches and other torture equipment beating up the mtv movie awards staff.. giggles)
Rob: WHERE?!?!
*After the mawing of his most awesome self from crazied curly haired blonde girl*
Body Guard #1: Okay! Rob! Rob! Are you okay??
Body Guard #2: *readies emergency can of Hair Spray*
Rob: I DON"T KNOW!...*looks up* Okay...yeah I'm okay...Hair is intact! I repeat...Hair crisis over!
*sticks out tongue* :oP
*the mysterious person (Bill Compton) suddenly disappears*
Rob shifts eyes to the side and finds his unwelcome guest right beside him.
Rob: "What are you doing here, Bill Compton (vampire male lead of True Blood)?"
Bill: " You didn't actually think that I was kidding when I said that vampires couldn't exist in peace."
Rob: " You do realize we aren't actually vampires...."
Bill: "SHUT UP and let me enjoy this moment, I paid good money for this rock climbing stuff" (thinking: Woahhh, he does dazzle people!)
*the mysterious person (Bill Compton) suddenly disappears*
Rob shifts eyes to the side and finds his unwelcome guest right beside him.
Rob: "What are you doing here, Bill Compton (vampire male lead of True Blood)?"
Bill: " You didn't actually think that I was kidding when I said that vampires couldn't exist in peace."
Rob: " You do realize we aren't actually vampires...."
Bill: "SHUT UP and let me enjoy this moment, I paid good money for this rock climbing stuff" (thinking: Woahhh, he does dazzle people!)
*the mysterious person (Bill Compton) suddenly disappears*
Rob shifts eyes to the side and finds his unwelcome guest right beside him.
Rob: "What are you doing here, Bill Compton (vampire male lead of True Blood)?"
Bill: " You didn't actually think that I was kidding when I said that vampires couldn't exist in peace."
Rob: " You do realize we aren't actually vampires...."
Bill: "SHUT UP and let me enjoy this moment, I paid good money for this rock climbing stuff" (thinking: Woahhh, he does dazzle people!)
*the mysterious person (Bill Compton) suddenly disappears*
Rob shifts eyes to the side and finds his unwelcome guest right beside him.
Rob: "What are you doing here, Bill Compton (vampire male lead of True Blood)?"
Bill: " You didn't actually think that I was kidding when I said that vampires couldn't exist in peace."
Rob: " You do realize we aren't actually vampires...."
Bill: "SHUT UP and let me enjoy this moment, I paid good money for this rock climbing stuff" (thinking: Woahhh, he does dazzle people!)
Rob: "Yes yes, but wouldn't it be more manly for me to jump off a building, so that I am the one to rescue Kristen."
Chris:" Stick to the script"
Rob: (mumbles) Rubbish, why does Taylor Lautner get to do all the ravishing stunt work while I look like a damn pussy? Oh well at least i have my charming good looks and my hair :]"
Chris: "ACTION!"
CAP: "Please... I'll do anything... Just let me go! NO!! NOT the frizzy-haired choke hold! anything but that!!!!!"
*rob cowering in corner underneath shadow of crazy fan girl*
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's just my bouffant!
Edward= "YOU TOOK AWAY MY IDENTITY NOW ILL TAKE YOUR HAIR!!"
Rob="PLEASE NO, NOT THE HAIR , EVERYONE LOVES IT!!"
Edward=**Acting Gay** "Err, THATS WHY"
Fan:" For my grandmother. She's one of your biggest fans!"
Rob = "umm ,sure!"
crazy fans =" I got a hair run!! , know we will see if you really are a vampire!!!"
Rob= *looks up* "Ow !!"
Rob: "Ohh hot DAMN i do really sparkle in the sunlight!!
that's the second plane today!!!!!!!"
Rob thinks: 'my dazzling isn't only for good hmmm i wonder...'
Rob: Is my hair ok????
:)
"I am the most famous, handsome, lovable… well, just has-it-all man in the world.
The Love-Rob venom has spread all across the world. It poisoned all the women.
I am like a drug to them...
I am like their own personal brand of heroin...
Everything about me invites them in:
My voice, my face, even my smell!
They don’t have the strength to stay from the NMM.org anymore.
I am the world’s sexiest predator.
How cool is that?"
Rob: Tell me that bird did not do what I think it just did on my hair!
Is It A Bird...Is It A Plane....NO, Its SpunkMan!!!....Oh No Wait....Haha...Ha..IM Spunkman.....Haha, Cant Belive I Fell For That Again.....Hahahaha *Has Huge Laughing Fit*
Thats The Best Ive Got....Damn Now Ive Said That, I Will Think Of A Better One Later, Lol =D
Rob- "JACOB DROPPED WHAT IN MY HAIR?"
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Rob to hair: Hey buddy are you okay? I know the twilight fans can be quite hands on if we get too close, but it'll be alright. Daddy won't let anything bad happen to you, don't you worry.
"ughhh, whatcha doing? you look reeeeaaalllllyyyy tall."
*looks at ground*
*giggles*
"oh wait, that's just cause i'm sitting on my bumm!"
*HAA*
so stupid i know, but it's all i could think of :(
Rob: Who do I look up to? Well, I have several people I admire & respect...I am also inspired by the children & teens who fight life-threatening illnesses. They teach us to bravely fight each day and fully celebrate life even against often the odds....
"Oh, I do have great hair!!"
"Come on, Kristen, just imprint already!!!"
I am 19. my e-mail address is amaskey-95@hotmail.com
Me: "hey, uh, Rob."
Rob: "What"
Me: "You got a little..."
Rob: "what! Where?"
Me: "No, it's just a little fuzz in your hair-"
Rob: "Where!"
Me: "Just let me get it!"
Rob: "I don't see it... are you sure?"
Me: "Rob, if you keep making that face, i'm leaving it there."
Rob: "But i don't see anything..."
OR
Rob: Did a bird just crap on my head? Oh well... It will add to that "perfectly tousled" look the girls love...
OR
Rob: Am I sparkling yet?
OR
Rob: Darn that botox. I won't be able to move my eyebrows for days!
Hehe... I like this contest!
Rob : I wonder if it's because it's hot out there, or just because I am hot, but girls are fainting :O
Rob- "Jacob dropped what in my hair?"
Rob:excuse me miss but why are you taking your clothes off? Ohhh, so that's what a naked lady looks like. Eh i can do with out.
ok so i know that wasn't very good...or nice.i just couldn't think of anything good.oh well LOL :)
"I can't believe that fangirl! She attacked me, put her fangirly arms around my neck and everything! GOD! Can't I get a break?"
*Caption face*
"She's right behind me isn't she?"
*girls jumping off the roof
Robert:RUNNNNN!!!!!!
Caption: God is not my fault that they replaced OMG for OME
CAption: i think im in love with the most beautiful girl in the world in this world SHE IS MY BELLA
"oh look a plane with my face on it... great..."
"oh! if only i could move fast like Edward in Twilight,i would have reached Los Angeles to be with kristen"
Guys and gals do click on like on my caption
"Uhhh please don't poop on me!"
Being in New York, you're never safe from bird crap.. Lols
or
"IS THAT A ANGEL OR A SPARKELY VAMPIRE" !?! >_<
Rob : Hey look, it's a flying pig!
Random Stranger 1 : No, it's a flying sandwich!
Me : You should go see an eye doctor. It's Powerpuff Girls!
that is my e-mail tell me the news
*happy dances*
Reading the blimp: I heart you Rob... Your number one fan?
RP: No, not at all.
RP: Mmm.. maybe a little. I can see all the way to france!