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How the hell did the bloody crazies stick a note on me there?!
Caption 2 :
Bloody hell, a patch of hair is missing. Why did someone put the idea of DNA cloning into the fangirls heads?
Havn't you heard? Coke is the new Windex! It'll fix anything!!
"Is this an I.L.M. sparkle mark?"
*sighs*
"Nope, just a mole. And here I was, thinking I was on Isle Esme."
"So this is what it's like to sit on a beach, drinking a Coke and just relaxing. The extra security are worth every penny."
Fans: "did Rob just use the line from Breaking Dawn?"
Other fans:"yeah i think so!awww isn't him romantic!(starts to write "Rob I love how you use lines from the Twilight Saga it's so romantic! and then sticks in Rob's car window"
do i have something in my leg?
(coke commercial)
buy coke and you'll see rob pattinson trying to look at his crotch more often!
(girls everywhere start buying coke)
rob's thoughts: Just keep looking at your inner thigh and the man in the background won't recognize you..
Caption 2:
okay, i swear i was bigger than this..
it must be cold
that's it, yes, it's the cold
I think I actually like my knees better than my ankles.
i knew jasper err jackson was trouble but seriously bitting me to get to bella err kristen... jeez now thats a new one...
will anyone tell him he isnt a darn vampire already!!!
"Frack I'm either chaffing... or Paris Hilton walked by me"
lol
oh i got an ingrown hair..
good thing i have tweezer.. and coke
"Where's a Carlisle when you need one?!
I need him to fix this bruise the taxi cab gave me!
That's what I get for running in New York streets!
It's not like this in London!"
(redid this)
**MOD** this is the 2nd time I have removed this comment. Post it again, and you'll be blocked
wonder what your comment was?! :O
Eh... wasn't gonna give it a try but ehhh I'll just do it for fun =)
Caption: Hmm... it seems like I DO have sexier, firmer, paler legs than that Emilie... Hmm... nice to know! Now, what's that up there?? Uh oh!!!
Mutters to self:
*the Mods must've had a field day here!!*
LMAO!!
that is hilarious!!!
soooo something emmett would say/do
haha
absolutely gut-busting!
i hope you win!!!!
this one is my favorite..
can't stop laughing.
Maybe we should justs top voting for the first one so we could actually get a good caption game going here...
But, thanks for the support! I hope I win too! lol :)
Bloody Hell. Someone's phone number is on my leg!
and naughty.
in a brilliant way.
Wardrobe i need longer shorts, stat!
Seen on the inside of Rob's thigh: Property of KSTEW---------->
TOUCH IT AND DIE EMILLE!!!!!
(two rumors in one lol)
This was the first one that made me really laugh ;) Love it!
There was a female playing the 'amazon woman' from breaking dawn (apparently we were actors in BD) that was ruthlessly flirting with my husband. I eventually beat her up, but it was THE weirdest dream.
I woke up and seriously wondered what the crap is wrong with me!? lol then I shared it with the world via internet..... sorry you had to hear it.
It would rock my socks to be one of the vamps for the final showdown. I say you should go for it!
And thanks for listening to the ramble of the dream.....lol
Sayy it!
Out loud!
Sayy it!
FLEES!
LOL
stupid bug.. my blood dusent even taste good !
Advertising for Coke... Free
Wishing I had applied that sunscreen a little better... Priceless
(Only because for everyone else, I remain Edward Cullen...)
This will be like the Potter kids who's pay just goes up and up with each movie!
2 Million for Twilight....
12 million for New Moon...
hope it's not only 2 million for Remember Me...
What a pay cut....and for the hottest guy on the planet right now? It HAS to be more than that!
Ahhh poop My daughter just shoved a matchbox car into the VCR
ALL HE WOULD HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A SIP AND I'D BE ALLLL SET!
LOL!!!!
other.....
But the point is, Nasty or Not.....
That man advertises a Coca Cola commercial, and i buy myself a lifetime
supply XD
LOL
Rob's inner thoughts: "hmmm what is that on my leg??!!"
*scratches the thing and watches it fall to the ground and dissappear*
Rob: " Ohhh bloddy hell, there goes my last sparkle.."
way too go team jacob girl :))
p.s. everyone should click the 'like' button!!!!!!!!
Where are the Twilight fans when I need them?
"OH CRAP I GOT SAND ON LITTLE ROB!''
im totaly choosing this onee :D
Rob's thoughs: "Hmmmmmm what is this liquid dripping down my leg??
"Ohhh bullocks! lil robpatzzy snuck out again. Bloddy hell he peed on my leg!"
Rob: "I though i taught you to wait till we were at home or with a lady to come out lil robpatzzy?! Im soo dissapointed in you, but ohhh you do look mighty big today!!!"
*Rob looks up with a satisfied smile on his face*
*dreaming of breaking dawn movie already....*
no one tips me on the badass edward or more exciting fanfic...lol
Good Edward is nice and all but the bad one is just soo.....BAD :D
is it possible to link it or must it be emailed? (aune@badtzmail.com) :) pretty pls :D
if so i can probably email you the link...but a not eof warning...make sure you start it on a weekend or else you will not get ANYTHING done...very very hard to stop reading!!
Caption:
Another note?!
Note: Dear rob, I absolutely, positively love love LOVE YOU! -- Love always and forever, Matt.
Rob: Now THAT'S a little bit saucy!
*double checks*
Ohh shoot! Where they go?
CAPTION: "No, he's my little buddy. He comes with me everywhere. Say hi little bud....Buddy? Budyy!?" *buddy is being strangled by leg hair*
lmao
Thanks *blushes*
I saw a maybelline advert on tv and I just had to use it! :D
"Just sparkle alreadyy dammit!"
Rob thinking: "I wonder what i should eat for lunch? I wonder if kristens free.."
NO ONE CAN MULTITASK LIKE ME! I can smoke a cigarette, enjoy a nice&tasty Coca-Cola **wink wink**, check for herpies, model my new Ray-Ban 2140 Wayfarer Sunglasses(sold at your local Wal Mart!), AND get a tan on the beach while filming my new hit movie Remember Me, which will be hitting theaters near you on February 12, 2010 ;D
I wonder what those loyal fans on NMM.org say about this pose. Right arm on knee, lean torso to the right, cock head, left hand to left knee... Good luck, HA!
Call me. -The Taxi Driver
What the ****?! When did he get time to put that there?!
There's even paparazi down there!
Hmmm I wonder if Im even SEXXYer without my shorts...Let me check..
Oh yes they will freak!
"Hey buddy, are you all right there?
Now, stay down ok?
Emile is coming!"
Caption:
Aw, Kristen... How did she get all the way down there? I am the one who should be biting her... not the other way around!
"I swear to God--I fall asleep for 2 minutes and end up with a freakin' marriage proposal scrawled on my thigh?"
Caption #2: 'Team Jacob'?! EMMETT!!!!
pleeeeeasssee vote for this one! :]
People use sunscreen to block sunburn
Vampires, like me, use coke to block our sparkles from the sun!
Try some coke sparkle blocker today
P.S: you can also apply it where the sun DONT shine!
Damn. I still have one of those sparkle dots left from the Volterra scene. It won't come off!!
hahaha =]
*rob looking at inner thigh* "I swear when the plucked my eyebrows, the fallen hairs went on my leg!"
Rob says: "Better to tease you with my dear fans!"
NO ONE CAN MULTITASK LIKE I CAN! I can smoke a cigarette, enjoy a nice&tasty Coca-Cola **wink wink**, check myself for herpes, model my Ray-Ban 2140 Wayfarer Sunglasses(sold at your local Wal-Mart...where the prices are low...always), AND get a tan while filming my new hit movie Remember Me starring: Me, Emilie de Ravin, and directed by Allen Coulter and coming to theaters near you on February 12th, 2009 ;D
Trip to the beach...$20
Being the one to walk a cold one over to Rob....PRICELESS
bloody hell, shorts!! do they know how pale i am?? ..
On a side note.....un caption related.....what is that in his hand? Not the Coke, but the grey stick. Is that a pen? Smoke stick? Grey ciggie??
Like it??? I love it! It's awesome. VOTE FOR ME!
"Damn i knew i shouldnt have hung out with taylor..Stupidd dog! Now i flee bites!"
No.....
Hmmmmmmmm....
Oh Crap...
Makeup!!!!
I'm sparkling again...
And Rob even said that's a little bit saucy on the commentary.
*Rob thinking to himself* I can't believe it! Even my own bodyguard wants a piece of me. He bit me, and I can't even do anything about it.....
*Bodyguard thinking* Wow, those fangirls are right! He DOES taste good!
or
fans... why can't I walk down a street like a nobody anymore...
CAption # 2 : Why the heck am i sparkleing there?!
Caption# 3: Eclipse hasn't even started yet and im already starting to sparkle!
Srry so many good ones come to mind!!
"I wonder if EVERY part of me sparkles..."
Lol, that was totally random. I'm so bad at this but i figured no harm in trying :).
note: i love you rob and your hairy legs
rob: i swear New York is a deadly place and these notes are everywhere!!!
What is THAT and
why is that down THERE?
Ugh.
Thanks, Kristen.
=P
*im Danielle <3 i just wasnt logged in*
Caption 3: If my legs get any paler i won't need make up to play Edward Cullen
2-Go see her tonight!
3-Try to get her to fall in love with me instead of that micheal kid!!
"Hmmm... I wonder how much my leg hair would go for on E-Bay"
"Oh bloody hell....so thats what Emilie meant when she said she was going to give me crabs on the beach."
lol
(in reference to the cigarette in his hands)
"So THAT"S what cancer looks like!.... fml"
They haven't seen what's down there yet!"
Go on then buddy"
*bug comes out after a minute and Rob smacks it*
"There you go, now you can die happy!"
what a sadistic lamb
coke on it will help the sting! Or...maybe I'll just smoke the pain away." :)
But the twilighters said only REAL men sparkle!
cap 2 ::
*hmmmphhh!!* i surley do miss kristen for some stange reson this birth mark on my left thigh makes me think how far away she is i should call her later.................
I just shaved yesterday! at this rate i'll be a gorilla in a week!(:
you go it on me!
that blond thing left a mark on my leg....
lysol!!!!!
( Coke advertisment )
Ladies just love Robert, so why not by more coke and see him spread his legs more often.
Caption: Kristen, babe, You know I love you...but I just don't think I can tie THIS into a knot.
rob: how in the world are these fan girls putting them down THERE????
- reads one that is from someone names frank-
rob: I guess not all my fan girls....are girls
Maybe when i look up all the crazy fangirls will have disappeared.
:)
that took you at least some mins of your life...
"THat's one sure thing a non-bloodsucker would suck !
[Talking to his..] Aren't you all cute and strong Renesme !"
- "Crap, I have sand in my crotch."
- "Crap, why am I not sparkling? "
- "I shouldn't have worn shorts today."
CAPTION: WOW! I never realized how long my leg hair was. I wonder what it would look like braided....
device on my leg. Wait...is...is that a group of girls?!
They really used my caption idea?!?!?!?!?
**does happy dance**
am too happy to think of a caption!
and there is waaay too many grey faces here, gotta go....
Rob: Hey littel ant u to wanna get in there.. Its been quiet a popular spot laetly.. :)
Ant: Dude vampires are not supposed to have hairy legs!!
Rob: Did u just talk to me... o_0
Note: I love you Rob! You're gorgeous! -- Love, Matt.
Rob: Now THAT'S a little bit saucy!
I wonder if my sparkles are permanent??? I think i'm getting my whole vampire? Edward Cullen thing down.
Pale??(check). Sparkles??(check).
grrrr God damn james .... Again
Interesting, I'm a boy!
this isn't my real comment.
P.S. Shave your legs dude, your playing a vampire for crying out loud!!!
Like it??? I love it! It's awesome. Like my comment plzz xD
*the first one of these i posted i wasn't logged in...*
CAPTION: "No, he's my little buddy. He comes with me everywhere. Say hi little bud....Buddy? Budyy!?" *buddy is being strangled by leg hair*
How the heck did I get this mole on my leg? It wasn't there before! Maybe it was from drinking all of this soda...
"I look good...I mean really good. HEY EVERYONE! COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!"
"Oh, I love how little Eddie looks when he sparkles...."
Edward Thinking: Bella needs to stop going around those damn wolves. Vampires arent the only ones who like to suck blood. Stupid Fleees!
Who's Becky?
But I'm a Pepsi girl.
We're over.
Okay, what the hell? The salesman said this was strictly SPF 5,000. Do you WANT me to get even paler than I already am?!
How bout if I burn up? Bet those fan girls would LOVE that!
==
Yeah, random. ;)
And sorry, wasn't logged in before.
Caption: Wolves make me drool, vamps make me...Wait, vampires pee their pants? Come on!
Random again, but funny, ne?
1.Rob (thinking): I can't remember whom I was with last nite, but I got hickie from that person. Damn you person!
2. Rob (thinking): Am I getting tanned? shoot! I can't. Vampires aren't tanned.
3. Rob (thinking): A mosquito bite? gosh! I thought i was the only one who could bite!
4. Is that a mole? gosh, now kristen won't recognize me if I die....
5. Damned fans! this is what happens when u chase me!
make up artist please. ;)
CAPTION (in a thought bubble):
"The girls used to ask ME to bite THEM."
"Where's a Carlisle when you need one?!
I need him to fix this bruise the taxi cab gave me!
That's what I get for running in New York streets!
It's not like this in London!"
crap
Me: So what do I get if I win this contest?
Rob: *Reaches down between his legs*
Me: *THUD*
Rob: Wow! I was just gonna show her the NM Companion book I'm hiding between my legs!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CAPTION: Not again!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CAPTION: Oh!! *claps hands* I'm sparkling!!!!!
that little b*tch
Maybe I should use some spray tan...
Oh, no.. maybe not.
Don't wanna be like Efron!"
Lol
Am i really THAT white?
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz"
Bulogs! that damm glitter is not rubbing off!
I hope the penicillin clears that up before anyone else notices it.
Damn Taylor Can relly bite (thats the last time i make fun of his mom)
LMAO! :D
oh this is just great! nobody is going to beleive i spilled effing coke on my pants!!
(the drink in the coke can, and of course... rob on the beach)
**Rob thinking about what he said in a past interview**
When I hear all the screaming fans I feel such pressure... like I have to please them all in some way but I don't know what they all want. I hope I measure up to their expectations.
**Rob looks down**
What the hell am I worried about, lol... I measure up.
>Sorry...that was bad I know, but I couldn't resist...lol<
*Snickering*
"freaking jeezus...you'd think i could wear shorts for one day JUST ONE DAY without the screamers attacking me with stupid ninja star paper love notes. I can't believe I have a paper cut on my groin"
Rob : Cigar Coke. I think that will be a vamptastic new flavor for Coca Cola. I wonder what color of pee will it be when I drink Cigar Coke.
Hope no one notices my can of true blood, or these fang marks on my leg...
oppps it kristen gum tee hee hee!
For those of you lovely people who haven't seen the movie Out Cold... See it now! It is hilar!
Not too bad for someone whose been living for over a century, though.
I wonder if Carlisle has any..."
woahh.. what is..what is that.. is that.. a sparkle??!!!
What is that?! Oh yeah...probably another fan-bite...
"So now I see why Bella was attracted to me."
Robert: I wonder how many girls are keeping count of my freckles? Well, here's another to add to the list...
Hard...cold...is that a little sparkle there? Oh no...
I don't live in the US i just wanted to add.
caption 2) where did this tattoo come from? ahh crap.. i was drunk last night.. what did i do?!
*maybe he's born with it...maybe its maybeline!*
Rob: There's no way I wouldn't remember..... I'm no virgin!
Caption:
Damn! Another note!
Note: Omg! I love love LOVE you Rob Pattinson! -- Love always and forever, Matt.
Rob: Now THAT'S a little bit saucy.
Where is that chocolate I left here??
Entry two:
Did that leg hair grow? I thought Vampire's never had to use Veet.
Entry three:
Oh god, am I now attractive to bugs to... mosquito hickies.. not cool!
(but it can't be only I dazzle Bella not myself).
^^
*thinks to himself*
"Oh, I love how little buddy looks when he sparkles...."
Caption 2: I hope Kristen likes my new tattoo: "PICK ME. . . PLEASE!"
Caption 3: Oh bloody hell am I getting a tan? They won't pay me as much if I'm not pale! What could I do?? . . . I know. . . COKE!!!
says- I am watching you.- Kristen
CRAP!
Oh God, that was horrible-- I know.
Inner thoughts: Please let it be a snickers bar...
...
Sand stuck to my leg!
How would "Edward" handle this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2IgN4WQvI
btw, i dont cuss that much at all, but i no he does
Rpattz: Wow that, I LOVE WEREWOLVES temporary tatoo disn't come off this morning in the shower.....I wonder....shoot ITS REAL! This is really going to mess up Eclipse and what will Bella think when I tell her I really hate them. UGH!
There is a flee with frizzy blond hair trying to bite me!"
CAPTION: "Psst Kristen, Whose is bigger mine or michaels?" :P
"So now i see why Bella was attracted to me."
when did i get that...? hold on...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?
caption 2:
I wish i really could sparkle...am i...no, it's just some sweat :(
caption 3:
i love playing edward but god, i need to get a tan or i am never going to be cast as anything else but a vampire GRRRR
okay i know that it was tiny before but now it looks like a shrivvled up old mans.
"Hmmm... I wonder how much my leg hair would go for on E-Bay..."
"dang, I cant get rid of this rash!"
vote for me plz!!!!
Guy in black shirt: Dude, that is the drug "Coke", not the beverage coca-cola!
Rob: Hmmm...what if I bathe in it?
Guy in black shirt: *sighs* I give up!
..... Sparkles! :3
i think there's an ant crawling up my leg.............
HAHA even insects adore me
See when Kristen “bites” Rob. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOTg1SIYf8