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Edit: Oh ho, SpankMe's becoming psychic!
LOL
LMFAO!
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though
And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Cullen
Wish that I could get all the girls, yo
Didnt have to breathe, didnt have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the Piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
Thats such an awesome name, theyll all be jealous of me
[Chorus: D-Mayne]
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though
And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
XD
*keeps laughing*
Family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can, be my brethren
And he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N Cold
Dont wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes
Id run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
Its obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no, then I'll have to agree
Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me
[Chorus: D-Mayne]
[Verse 3: Mr. Washable]
Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be real quick too
And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward, I would be
1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be
And James would be afraid of me
I would live happily
If I could read peoples thoughts
I wanna have Edward Cullen's life
I wanna graduate a thousand times
(chorus)
Funniest. Edited.Song. Ever.
*waves manically*
LOL, seriously? I think I might go one up and set it as my alarm :)
LOL thats a good one! but i cant set my alarm to a song :( just the annoying "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
And..................... My picture is in it!
Haha! woot woot!
I am sure a lot of guys would secretly sing this song because they really want to be like Edward Cullen
heard this before but the concept never gets old- what guy WOULDN'T wanna be edward cullen??
What the forks!!!
ooo this side of the globe....
I wanna say Carslile is my daddy too!
maybe in a more nutty thought i could tell him daddy, if u know what i mean*wink*
YESS!!!! FIRST!!!! =DDD
i'd like to dedicate this first to AECullen because its her birthday today =)
This video is HILARIOUS!!!!! i loove itt!!
*takes cookie*
thank youu ♥
I almost crashed driving to work I was crying so hard!
I will go back to Walgreens tonight! and stock up!
its always so exciting being first. :) btww do u have twitter?
ur silly. u should use it :)
btw for all concered about Boo Boo Stewarts aka Seth Clearwaters acting,, this a short behind the scene clip from a movie hes in thats out soon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulkn_YTc77k&feat...
Yup heard it before BUT it never hurts to listen to it more than once... lol cracks me up!!
Go Edward!!!
"... didnt have to breath or eat... I wanna be like Edward Cullen"
"... the palest skin...."
LMAO
How's it hang'n in Cali? I miss home.
How are ya? How's it hanging? Well I was really upset last night when I read how far posters have gone to bash Rob and Tay and others SO I decided to write an essay and let everybody know to behave or else... *sighs*
But other than that... HOT!! Its hot girl... I cant wait for rain =(
I live in GA now though. Talk about a change!
I dont wanna say exactly.. scared of stalkers or haters coming to get me... lol close to LA... like an hour away!!
Rain?!?! It's only September. You know that it stays hot up through the end of October. You might see rain at the middle of November but not sooner.
Today it's gorgeous in NYC. It's 72 with clear blue skies. It reminds me of spring in Cali right after the chill & the Santa Anna winds of winter have died down. Right as the glory of California's weather comes out for the first time of the year.
I so need to go home. Got any room at your place? LOL
Ahhh I know.. but Fall starts next week!!
*whines*
WHY do I have to wait so damn long!?!?? I wasnt joking when I told you that I'll really consider moving to FORKS... HALE yea... !!!
LOL Umm
*looks at crowed Mexican house*
I think I can book you into a hotel near by....
LOL
it never gets old though!
i know right!..
haha
*sniff sniff*
EDIT:
Oo, 8th place. Yippy!!! LOL
btw nice default did you see the shirtless pics of him working out! can i say yummmmm =p
oh yeah i drooled over the pics of him working out!
Have to see this later. got to go to work.
LOL LMC!! the theme song for your hubby hahaha
That's the way ... uh uh... I like it.
Give, give me more; give me, give me, give me (even) moooore
ROTFL
hahah but old though
I WANNA SPARKLE IN THE LIGHT AND DRIVE THE VOLVO
AND HONESTLY I WANNA PLAY THE PIANO lol love that part <3 and the scooby doo part<3 xD
"Id run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please Its obvious she would much rather be with me And if he says no, then I'll have to agree Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me"
Yeah you know he would...not even a question!
And honestly I wanna play the Piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me"
and
"Dont wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes"
The person who made this song up, can deff. read my thoughts. LOL
This is now my ringtone for my mobile. LOL, strange to say i'm a lady. LOL
Hahahahahahahahahah!!! LMAO!!!
Oh God I'm gonna pee my pants!!!
Quick where are my Shamanties!!!!
TSO where are u!?!?!?
Wish I could do the Edward run....
*Starts doing the running man in place*
Gotta get home for Scooby doo!!!!
*Starts the Cabbage Patch*
Go Edward! Go Edward! Go Edward
LMFAO
Oh Gosh!! I needed that today!!
i know all the words
really creative:D
When u see da blood u better run he's comming for u
don't cry u really wanna know why
I have to leave u now I will never ezist
the wolves r comming my way growling and Im screaming
Jacob oh Jacob damn why r u so stupid what did I do
Edward comes to da rescue fights with Jacob
Vampire vs. Wolf who knew
Stop Stop Stop this fight get along and shut up!
this is the video i posted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzjDlUwtNpc
its the same song just its an actual video
Hilarious!!!!
This one or the original one?
:D no matter how many times i listen to this one, i always end up on the floor laughing.
Hubby says
*i'd rather be the other guy...you know the dog guy...whats his name? Jake???*
(like he didnt know that his name was jacob!)
The guy that made it is called kyle shay i think, he wrote another one too:
Plain White T's-Hey there Dilila. But obviously its switched hey isabella..its not as good as this one but its still pretty good! :)
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