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Ok this is what really happened -
1 a.m Fan sneaks to location with sleeping bag
2 a.m Puts on night vision goggles and settles in
3 a.m waiting
4 a.m waiting
5 a.m Notices crew arriving - puts goggles away, stashes sleeping bag under a bush, chews some mints
6 a.m Casually strolls out of bushes and makes way towards Rob....well fancy meeting you here :) What the hale are the chances :)
LOL
*Fan sees what Rob has eye'd...*
*nervous laughter ensues*
"heh... how'd THAT get there!?"
*think's so...... it's going to be one of THOSE days*
*goes off to trailer and adds head bands to the growing list of thing the future Mrs Pattinson must NOT have (including frizzy hair and Team Edward Tshirts)*
But i just bet she has Pattinsons baby maker knickers :) LOL
I'm a bad person lol :) I'm gonna punish myself for this....2 hours of looking at shirtless pattinson pics ought to cover it lol
*quickly takes off headband and stashes it in the trash*
What??
As long as you don't wear it when you meet him :)
Thanks, I'll remember that for when I meet him...as if that will ever happen!!
Anyway Catherine Hardwiche is gone and Chris doesn't seem like a hair band kind of guy :) So crisis averted lol
*holds up mirror to Catherine*
*looks around nervously*
I was joking ya'll :) LOL
*runs off to another post*
Damn obsessive twilight fans, i'll never understand them......*shrugs*
*goes back to hunting up sexy rob pics* LMAO
Nic!!! I have missed you and your ability to always make me laugh :)
I like how we all know this is exactly what happened, should we be worried that we know this?.. I mean no one on here would surely do it.... yeah no that woud be weird.....
*wipes bead of sweat from neck, maybe I should start smoking?*
LOL
Then you can sneak around after him in a ninja outfit....and whenever you see him pat his jeans looking for his missing smokes....
You can whip your ninja outfit off....revealing the slinky dress underneath.....spring from the bushes....and say casually...but with obviously sexual innuendo...
"Hey Gorgeous....Can i offer you some mine" LOL
Um....i didn’t put any thought into this i swear LMAO
No I believe you Nic, like any of us have the time to put detail to such thoughts lol
*grabs ninja outfit, slinky dress and passport*
I'm just going out for a while....
lmao
Remember to intice him to a bar with the promise of beer and a game of pool, before you do anything else :)
*rolls eyes*
These other stalkers might actually get somewhere if they would only play to Rob's weaknesses LOL
Did you not hear the "person asking who is Robert Pattinson?" and the girl says "he plays the vampire in Twilight"
Yes I'm sure they really don't know who he is, come on thats why you are set stalking you weirdo's!!!!!
LMAO
Yeah....they should just embrace their crazy side :) Be at one with it :)
As we have all had to do :) *points to crazy and proud badge*
It's the ones who try to hide it who scare me LOL
And i want it back next time Rob :)
Look morons, she got an autograph and a picture. This is how you do it.
Love the tail at the end of his signature. How phallic.
Look at Rob! Hahah, that facial expression... Just priceless LOL And how cute is that signature..?awww
*thinks of something nice to say*
...At least she has straight hair.
LOL :)
*tries not to burst out laughing*
Fine...she has a nice smile too, although it's bordering on "Smile like you're the Joker".....okay okay i'm kidding, she's really pretty. lucky girl.
LOL
I had to give you a point just for being so nice :) Even though i detected sarcasm there too lol :)
Me? Sarcastic?? i think you must have me mistaken for some other wolf!
OMG i'm sorry if this is slightly belated but IT'S YOU!!! ITS REALLY YOU!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN??!!! Ive been listening out for a few bagpipes (no offence, my dear!! :) ) but its been eerily silent from your corner.
LMAO!
They promised to take me to their perfect planet, where you can have eternal life and eat all the chocolate you like without getting fat...
But i said Hell NO...i'll miss new moon, eclipse and BD, and i'll not be able to get my NMM internet connection from there.....so they dropped me back off :) LOL
Or.....really i was on my 1st wedding anniversay trip/very late honeymoon lol
*tears up*
So did you have a good time??
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
*looks over shoulder for hubby*
Kidding, It was really great lol :) super romantic :) Which is not me at all but i can do it once a year for my hubby :) LMAO
St. Elmo's Fire had a good quote regarding Love & Marriage....
You know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like
yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the
reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.
*grimmaces*
How negative.... ;)
Sounds like something 4tw would say...
LMAO!
How true :) We'll not for me obviously, i am still a loved up newley wed :) lol
i personally cannot see myself getting married. i cant wake up for the next freakin' 50 years staring at the same damn face!! thats just...not me. The novelty of having a husband would probably wear out about three months into the marriage
*realises one sounds slightly pessimistic*
BUT not everyone is like me!!! some people shall be happy for eternity with their loved ones...anyways, yes, i'm getting WAAAAAY too deep here...
LOL
i think it's a lovely thing to wake up next to someone and know it's forever.....um...
*looks at pile of divorce papers under new marriage certificate*
Um....ok so i've had a husband or 3 LOL But still :)
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
What a strange avator...so random *LMAO*
ooooooooh i never thought of that...but what the HELL has the green helmet thing got to do with it???
I Cant stop laughing at this...
LMAO!!
It's GREAT!
*big belly laughing*
*English accent*
And how are your unicorns on this very lovely day m'lady??
:D
*salutes*
LMAO!
Excellent, Myrtle (LMAO!!!) Now. i have a favour to ask of you, my dear...don't fret, my dear this wont be dangerous like the last time. Now i want you to しながら私は、条約の我々の側には間違いなく4twする試みは彼女のバックラインを越えることを講ずるものとするが、私たちはまた、ジェイコブと言って人質を保持したい場合、彼女は彼女の気をそらすものが眠ってPIMSY誘拐4twをそらす彼女は彼に協力することにしているもの...それ以降は、そのすべて即興生き！
Do you think you can handle this???
LMAO!!
WTF Spankie????
*tries to decifer code in Spankie's note*
This might take a while! But I'm ON IT!
*still cant stop laughing at that name*
*watches FL95 as she attempts to break Japanese code*
*considers helping her*
Uhhhhhh.....Nope.
*searches for Snickers bar and settles down to watch FL95*
LMAO!!
And on a Rob Post!!!!
Go me Go me!!!
Limme look a Rob's picture now...................
Ahhhhhh!!
look at that face.. ...
LOVE you Rob.....
(sigh)
let's do the 1st and 2nd Happy Rob post dance...
lol!!
And this is a Vamp uh u can't touch
I told you homegirl u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes gurrrllll u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
You can't Vamp this...uh u can't touch this..
BUT I WANT TO TOUCH ROB though...
LMAO!!
ok..
soundss like a plan!!
(cont.. dancing You can't Vamp this..............)
Here is your baggie of unicorn cookies for the day!
*hands bag to LTCB with her name written in sparkly sharpie with curly letters*
ENJOY!
Yummy unicorn cookies..
ooohhh!! Look my name in sparkles...
Thank you jaypat!!!
= P
My BAD!!! you guys have the same picture sort of..
Sh*t!! sorry flplmtree...
(hanging head in shame)
no worries LTCB, same thing happened to me ... with EFFING! (I was scared)
LMAO!
Your name is too damn difficult anyway lol :) We need to make you change it lol
**going to mirror, trying to say flplmtree**
**fails**
**goes to kitchen takes a cloth to wipe the mirror**
LOL
We demand a name change :) lol
What about Tree95 - Team Unicorn instead???
great one!! and easy to say lol
perfectly describes the weakness for unicorns, we got rid of the flplm thing lol and we still got the Tree95 so she won't get confused with anybody else lol
**starts to write a petition to flplmtree95**
LOL
LOL
So ... in other words, you two don't seem to think ANYTHING is hard about either of YOUR names, right?
*eyes "Agava_the_TwiFreak" and "nicnixs - Team Sheen Machine"* ... LOL!
Give me some time.... I'll make an "adjustment"....
*smiles evily*
I had a problem with the "xs" thing lol but I didn't spit on my mirror trying to say it lol
I am think I'm gonna change my name though, I'll leave the Agava thing, but remove the rest.... or put something else like Team Poland maybe??
lmao
Your changing your name too ?? Okay i will go back to neing Nicnixs only lol
hey I've noticed you change your name at least 3 times LOL
maybe if I bribed Jo we could both be team Poland??
nah, I think she's too addicted to the Charlie's angel thing though LOL
NONONONONONO!!
I like Nicnixs... I just call you Nicky anyway!! :D LOL!
cclore.. you like my new t-shirt..
LOOK
It's a football jersey and in the front it says
Team RobTCB
and in the back.....it says... wait for it...
CULLEN....
Woo Hoo!!!!
LOL!!!
*looks at Rob*
Oh... um.. yea congrats LTCB.... wooo just dance... lol!
*waves RobTCB flag high and proud*
OMG how is that girl looking at the camera? With his mouth open like that id be ogling, drooling, weak in the knees
Nice Flag there RMG!!!
I would so be looking at Rob.. not the camera..
hey where's her and at RMG...
LOL!!
Did you see my new T-shirt..
read cclore post up above...
lol!
wow nothing better than being a cullen!
can I have one?? Ill try to resist the urge to knot it
Here ya go....
Wear it with pride..
lol
What a friggin' sweetie...
That's just life :) we all want a Rob, but most of us get a Mike LMAO
You better read the petition me and Agava are starting to get you to change your name to Tree95 - Team unicorn :)
It would be so much easier to call you tree :) And in a really weird twist, i do have a fluffy unicorn called tree :) I'll post a pic of him on facebook for you later LOL
Now that's a great one LOL we got the FL and the year and most important - unicorns ;DDD
Love it, Nic's gonna be soooooo happy LOL
**now where the h**k is she?**
She's around, I just saw her!
but the result is fully satisfactory :)
I know it's hard, it's like changing your identity :D
You're gonna get so many questions today like why? when? who made you do that? LOL
I think you should write a full response and then just copy it each time someone asks:)
LOL
LOL!
*makes innocent face*
What? My name? I don't understand? Who are you?
LOL!
I see you :) Nice :) People will be asking you about it all the time.....
If they hate it blame me :) Though i like tree better, but only because my unicorn is called tree :)
LOL!
She's been tied up and thrown in my subconscious basement again lol
*folds arms, stomps foot*
Here...
*digs into backpack*
Have some unicorn cookies, they will make you happy Nicky... freshly
baked, just out of the oven!
Look, I even put red white and blue sprinkles on them for 4th of July! :)
*points at cookies*
so maybe It'll be better if she blames us both ;D
I'll be honoured to share this burden with you
lol
I was just offending people, speaking out of turn and generally causing trouble. I'm having a really stupid day!! No brain filters working :(
*smacks head*
Right I love the name :) Fl :) I'll just go tell her LOL
SO So much easier to say and spell LOL
don't worry, bad days happen **hugs**
For me???? really :)
*skips around livingroom and then back to PC*
No one ever did anything like that for me before :) lol
*scrolls down to see what awaits me*
I'll only call you that when i'm being extra affectionate though lol
:0) Happy 'Friday'! I bet news will be slow over the holiday- which will give me excuse to not be on a computer during the weekend, LOL
Yes, I think I just made a few people happier today. :) LOL....
I think you're right, slow news weekend. :(
*pouts & broods*
Maybe we'll get lucky though!!! How're you this FINE Thursday!?
I keep refreshing the nmm.org page- and it's still rob playing the guitar with a guy lifting weights.
*whines*
see?? see what's happened to me? I'm whining like a little DOG for news, LMAO
I am fabulous this thursday- and am pretty excited about it being our Friday! What's going on at your end of the US for the 4th?
*hugs RIMR with bear hug*
I love you, man!
I know, no freaking new news... It's KILLIN me!
*waves hands in air*
WHY!!!!!
NEWS...NEWS.. anything going on?
*sighs*
I suppose we should try and enjoy our weekend, too.
So true though LOL
There are not enough Alpha Rob's for everyone....so you have to go Beta :)
LOL
*sigh*
**wink**
lol
A deserted island with Johhny Depp and a few bottles of wine :)
*blissed out in jack sparrow fantasy* lol
But where is the Rum?
yeah life's just cruel, isn't it ;D
That put me in a mood to change mine too LOL
The rum is hidden in my bodice, you'll have to try to find it LOL
MMMM..... my pleasure m'lady
There, there.. it's ok. A Mike post is perfectly acceptable for a first. There will be lots more Rob posts for us to try and claim!
I, on the other hand, take too long to get over the initial shock of a Rob picture that I can never be first :0(
LMAO
LMAO
oh, i believe so!
Thank YOU mr. pattinson!
Warning- Naughty Alert:
I want to lick his teeth. That's right, I said it!
*checks piggy bank to see if there's enough money to purchase said portal*
Lick his teeth, then after you're done, I will lick the rest! ;) LOL!
ok wait! I retract my last statement. I want all of Rob! LOL
Too late RIMR.... sorry! I can share though! ;) I am an excellent sharer. Just don't mess with the hair.
*eyes Rob*
I thought I told you to get those scooby doo PJ's ... OFF...
*gets riding crop*
...and you'll have to excuse Rob's lack of attention today- I kept him up VERY late last night. LOL
Ready for round two!
*ding ding*
Why is it that Rob has to be in NY after I just moved from there?? Ugh. I'm SO jealous.
https://twitter.com/RPsVodkaShirt
It's currently telling everyone about the girl (blonde) he took a pic with yesterday. Claims neither of them really liked her....
what i would do to myself if i ever got to even c a glimpse of Rob....and you actually get body contact with him..
Hes my only problem with that On Location Vacation site, they give out Robs locations every day, all the girls act nutty. Follow him. I dont know, most sites respect Robs location and dont spread it around the internet.
I've never wanted to go to New York so much in my life...
She is sooooo lucky!! =}
Soooo lucky!!
lol.
-sinks into my big leather chair. Pats empty on the empty couch inviting sad fans. Slips on my horn rimmed glasses & grabs notepad-
Now...tell me about your emotions.
http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com/
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
So jealous!
*gets on knees and prays that I can be so lucky*
Ahem, except, he wouldn't walk away from me!!!
yeah, I agree strange topic for the New Moon forum ;)
Beautiful as always.
Geezz.
Im liking that open-mouthed smile of his!
I completely envy her right now.
And may I commend her for not attacking Rob like a crazy freak and acting mature the way a fan should behave to the star they love!!
...love his signature......And I 'm super jealous of her