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NewMoonMovie.org: Funny Robert Pattinson Addresses HIS Pregnancy Rumors With MTV

  • Dee [onemoreday] · 2 weeks ago
    May I be the mother? <crosses fingers>
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!* · 2 weeks ago
    I have something to confess...

    It's mine....


    Rob is having my baby.
  • gaby ♥ Chris Weitz · 2 weeks ago
    After reading everyone comments claiming they are carrying Rob's baby.....

    * Imagine Rob sitting on the sofa on Maury Show waiting for result of parternity test *

    Robert ....You are the Father!!!!

    LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!* · 2 weeks ago
    The rest are only hoping...I'm stating with confidence.

    I have the cravings to prove it.


    hahahhaah
  • gaby ♥ Chris Weitz · 2 weeks ago
    LMAO!!!

    Is the True Blood beverages are available @ where you live , it might comes in handy.
    Since the baby would be cravings for it, LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!* · 2 weeks ago
    Naaa.....I'm counting on him breastfeeding too.
  • gaby ♥ Chris Weitz · 2 weeks ago
    ROFLMAO!

    I'm speechless!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!* · 2 weeks ago
    WHAT?!?!?!

    It tastes great and it's less carbs...


    hAHAHAHhHhahahahahHahaha
  • gaby ♥ Chris Weitz · 2 weeks ago
    Hmmm!!! less carb!!! I'm down!!!

    I bet it taste like chocolate !!! LOL

    Edit:
    Ps. Wonder what else he hides under his armpits!! LOL
  • mrsMcullen · 2 weeks ago
    God Rob is the perfect husband !
    He's even willing to carry our children
    aaaaa :D
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM Queen LEAH)♥jorts · 2 weeks ago
    i knew it..i suspected you!!....the baby likes to sleep with the peacoat!!..it had to be yours!..lol

    it even turns scarlet when its showing any kind of emotion..!!
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!* · 2 weeks ago
    Ya...we're trying to keep it under wraps though...until BD is released...


    ooops....guess I messed that up.
  • miranda [team slade brigade] · 2 weeks ago
    "it's in my armpits. i'm hiding it from everyone."

    aaaaand THAT'S the rob i know! always gotta leave em wanting more!
  • its_R_Pattz_baby · 2 weeks ago
    Hahahaha, that line had me laughing for a while...I have no idea where his randomness comes from but i absolutely love it...he never says what you expect of him in interviews and thats why they are such a joy to watch...

    As soon as that line came out i was like "There you are!! Where have you been?" Its great to see him back and carefree again...i hope he stays like that....
  • miranda [team slade brigade] · 2 weeks ago
    i know!!! i never saw this at all during the summer when he was dodging frizz fans, speeding cabs, and crumbling buildings!

    *sigh* interviews = golden!
  • RobLoverDownUnder♥It'sAWESOME! · 2 weeks ago
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    He's back!!! The old Rob is back--smiling, joking, unpretentious & just UTTERLY ADORKABLE...
  • RobPattinsonDazzles · 2 weeks ago
    love so much rob's quirky sense of humor !!! its just so much amazingly fun to watch rob in interviews.

    he is in his element in one on one interviews. his wit and dorkiness is such a breath of fresh air !!!!!

    you've got to read this ladies...the transcript of rob's press conference !!! he is such an intelligent, insightful young man. such a treat to read his answers !!!

    http://iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&vi...
  • Alfr Princess · 2 weeks ago
    Ok so yeah I don't like KStew, but this is what I LOVE about Rob.

    KStew gets so bent out of shape over being asked personal questions and Rob just cracks stupid jokes! I love it! It's so Australian for him to do that...I think we should adopt him as an honorary Aussie!!

    KStew should take some lessons from Rob, have a laugh and mellow out!! Lol
  • RobLoverDownUnder♥It'sAWESOME! · 2 weeks ago
    YES! Let's adopt him--then we can take it in turns to have him for 'sleepovers', LOL!
  • Alfr Princess · 2 weeks ago
    LMFAO can I trade my sleepover night and have Jackson instead?! lol
  • RobLoverDownUnder♥It'sAWESOME! · 2 weeks ago
    LOL Sure! More Rob for me! (Though....I wouldn't mind giving Jackson a little of my time....*wink wink*
  • Alfr Princess · 2 weeks ago
    ROFL I just want Jackson!! LOL
  • MillyPattinson - Flippy (L) · 2 weeks ago
    Why dont you like KStew?
    I understand it your opinion, but you can hardly dislike someone for not wanting to divulge every detail of their life. If i was her, im pretty sure id have smacked one of the press.
  • Alfr Princess · 2 weeks ago
    That's not my reason for disliking her. I just think that this sort of interest comes with the territory and if you don't like it there are other jobs or professions out there where there isn't that high level of scrutiny.

    My reasons for not liking her are...I don't believe she's a very good actress, I find her irritating to watch in interviews, she interrupts people which for me is a HUGE negative personality trait and there's just nothing about her that makes me the slightest bit interested in her. But that's just me.
  • ♥KristenFreakingGorgeous76♥ · 2 weeks ago
    i feel protective towards our kristen ...
    i respect that u don't like her for your reasons and not due to jealousy .. a little? LOL
    anyway .. i disagree with ya ... have you actually saw all of her movies to state the fact she is not a good actress ... in panic room at that tender age, she rocked ... as for her behaviours in interviews etc ... i really don't find it in any negative ways .. of course she could have dealt with it with more professionalism if anyone can speak like tay tay all the time .. lol ..
    i find her real and her little faults that some of you sees, are just plus sides to me .. she's adorable for being herself..
  • Alfr Princess · 2 weeks ago
    You can be as protective of her as you like and disagree with me all you like...we're never going to share the same opinion of her.

    I'm not jealous of her in any way...and I find no reason why I would be...ever! I haven't seen all of her work but I have seen enough to say with conviction that if I never have to see her again in another film I would be beyond happy. I saw Panic Room...and wasn't that impressed. Her 1 scene in Jumper...awfully similar to her performance as Bella. I find her to be wooden and unexpressive. She plays the same role over and over again...even when it calls for something different. That's not the mark of a great actress.

    But I'm not here to try and sway you...nor do I hope that was your intention.

    I do not like her. I doubt I will ever like her. She destroyed Bella for me...no joke! I find myself cringing whenever Bella comes on screen and holding out for the times when ANY other cast member joins her. I tried giving her a chance before I saw Twilight...hell I even got excited when I saw she was in Jumper! But...she let me down and I feel that she let Bella down too. She lost my respect, however, at ComiCon when she kept interrupting Rob...that was just plain rude!

    But like I said...my opinion, you don't have to agree to it, like I don't agree with yours, but it is what it is.
  • CindysGotOCD · 2 weeks ago
    Women love a man that can make them laugh....

    Reason number 1,345,800 why we love Rob
  • TeamKristen(L)RumpyPumpy · 2 weeks ago
    LMAO! It's in his armpit, he is hiding it from everyone! Classic Rob.

    Rob is just a darling. I am so proud, to finally be British thanks to Rob.

    Number 1234567890 why i love Rob. He is funny. LOL
  • wannabeEsme · 2 weeks ago
    Yes I would be proud to be British right now too.
    Anything but a god damn Australian after this!! LOL
    Ah the shame and embarrassment.
  • I<3VeggieVamps (TeamRomeo) · 2 weeks ago
    *sigh* I heart this man. Gosh I swear he can't talk for 30 seconds without cracking me up.. lol
    *laughs hysterically*

    WOW 3rd not bad =D
  • Kasiii.Rob's.Cupcake.Pants · 2 weeks ago
    he is sucha dork LOL

    love u.

    ' yea i am pregnant '

    and only Rob could come up with that armpit sh*t

    LOL
  • Caitlin Hutchison · 2 weeks ago
    Wow. I'm sorry but hearing that RPattz is pregnant is hilarious. What the hell will these people come up with next?
  • K · 2 weeks ago
    Seriously, one of the most infectious laughs and SMILES I've ever seen. Must be great to be his friend.
  • neev · 2 weeks ago
    LMAO
    So cute.
    Love that laugh.

    *in paradise*
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    Yes First and on a Rob post

    Someone pinch me I m in Rob heaven lol
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    First on a Rob is pregant post LOL

    Brilliant :)
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    What?

    Oh I didnt get a chance to read the post hehehehehe

    WHAT? Rob pregnant?

    I M THE FATHER

    Oh wait I mean the mother

    I m confused now
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    A Rob post is a Rob post LOL

    it's all good :)
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    No complaints here :)
  • Jaypat · 2 weeks ago
    LMFAO!!!
  • mAriE_(LovesToFrolic)CC-VG · 2 weeks ago
    hahahaha. awesome! congrats on 1st! ^_^
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    Thanks :)
  • mAriE_(LovesToFrolic)CC-VG · 2 weeks ago
    sure thing! so in line with this post, instead of confetti, i'd throw pills instead. u know.. THE pill. *wink*

    *throws a bottle around TNKA*

    woohoo! ^_^
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    Oh no no pills

    That man I would give a football team amount of kids lol
  • mAriE_(LovesToFrolic)CC-VG · 2 weeks ago
    *gasp*

    oh ok.. i'll stop throwing these then.

    *starts picking up the pills that were thrown*

    hehehehe ^_^
  • FortuneTellingBloodsucker · 2 weeks ago
    We are all confused but if it comes out looking like him then damn two Robs. Oh yes Clone him please.
  • I<3VeggieVamps (TeamRomeo) · 2 weeks ago
    *pinches Kicks A* did ya feel that? lol
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    I said to pinch me not to give me a purple nurple lol
  • I<3VeggieVamps (TeamRomeo) · 2 weeks ago
    LMAO.... oh my gosh I have not heard that in at least 10 years HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just made my day lol
    congrats on First on a Rob post btw =D
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    Thanks Doll :p
  • Dee [onemoreday] · 2 weeks ago
    Congrats on first! :)
  • Team November Kicks A$$ · 2 weeks ago
    Thanks
  • vampdazzle · 2 weeks ago
    CONGRATS! and I love your name!! come NM!
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    Well.....the baby would be a cutie :)

    And he'd rock the single parents coffee morning LMAO

    Sign me up for that :)

    *pretends husband doesn't exist* lol
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!* · 2 weeks ago
    I'm more interested in rocking the single parent.


    he he he
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    Well......i'd make sure parent coffee mornings became...leave the baby with a sitter and be N@ked mornings LOL
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!* · 2 weeks ago
    Oh...N@ked Tuesdays are GREAT!

    But unfortunately...that's what's put Roblet in this current predicament.
  • TEAM PERV · 2 weeks ago
    LOL, that's pretty funny that he Google's himself
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    He is a masochist....i bet he's a commentator on this site......probably a wolf LMAO
  • vampdazzle · 2 weeks ago
    LOL! 'probably a wolf' LOL
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    Or an Emmett fan LMAO

    But you can bet he'll make comments like Edwards a pasty sparkly moron LOL
  • vampdazzle · 2 weeks ago
    Ha ha ha! I know it took me forever to reply to your comment *freaking finals, ruining my perfect month* but got to tell you your comments always make me smile! ; )
  • mAriE_(LovesToFrolic)CC-VG · 2 weeks ago
    maybe a GF?

    god i hope not.. *bites nails*

    ^_^
  • RobLoverDownUnder♥It'sAWESOME! · 2 weeks ago
    LOL What username do you reckon he'd use?...... hmmm....

    *goes to think for a bit*
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    Um....

    To be honest i'm i little suspicious of 911....

    All that Kristen stuff!!!! Maybe she is Rob LOL
  • RobLoverDownUnder♥It'sAWESOME! · 2 weeks ago
    LOL Yes...... I do believe you could be onto something there, nicnixs..... 911 has had many heated 'discussions', furiously defending Kristen, LMAO!
  • gaby ♥ Chris Weitz · 2 weeks ago
    oooH!!! Interesting!!!

    LMAO!
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    I have though it for a while *wink* LMAO
  • TaniaJoLuvsEclipse(nmobsessed) · 2 weeks ago
    LOL!!!!!!!!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover · 2 weeks ago
    Rob's so cutely adorkable...
  • mAriE_(LovesToFrolic)CC-VG · 2 weeks ago
    i call to be the mommy of his baby first! woohoo! ^_^
  • JMtoCullen · 2 weeks ago
    Lol!!! I love robs sense of humor!! And tht laugh always brings a smile to my face!! :)
  • donboth · 2 weeks ago
    this is so funny i like his face when he is so ironic!
  • Sparks_TeamPellan · 2 weeks ago
    LOL! So if he goes on google images, he must have seen himself in the red y-fronts.. Ha!
  • NICNIXS - Team Sheen :) · 2 weeks ago
    And the dress LOL
  • Sparks_TeamPellan · 2 weeks ago
    LOL!! He probably likes that one..
  • vampdazzle · 2 weeks ago
    I love it when he's happy!!!!
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD · 2 weeks ago
    Yes! He's back!

    His smile lights my life!
  • CF911 Venuses for Kristen · 2 weeks ago
    Hiding it in his armpits. Hahahaha.

    Oh, Rob.
  • xxTeamTywardxx · 2 weeks ago
    Twilight Stars At Jimmy Kimmel Live

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3K0MTS-DBM

    the screaming, oh the screaming...
  • twigirl09 · 2 weeks ago
    Get off the fence, get off the fence.
    laughed at that part
    lol
  • MillyPattinson - Flippy (L) · 2 weeks ago
    LOL!
    Oh Rob, you do make me smile.
  • YouAreDumbAss · 2 weeks ago
    i loveeee listen to him he is always soooo honest ithink so :D
  • megilegin( team "flippy" ) · 2 weeks ago
    LMFAO
    "Yes i am pregnant"
    Rob!!!! Hahahaha he is hilarious!!!! <3333333
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM Queen LEAH)♥jorts · 2 weeks ago
    hahaha..HE's with CHILD...
    and its hididng under his armpits...loool
    hilarious ROB..u slay me!!!...

    now thats how you answer RObsten RUMORS with HUMOR!!!
  • yurwoundingmy_eggo · 2 weeks ago
    His laugh is soo infectious!...♥ it! :D
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 2 weeks ago
    Thank you MTV for another video I can't see booooooo
  • No1 R-PattzFan · 2 weeks ago
    I cant watch it! It says that it cant be viewed outside the US for copyright reasons. =s
    Is there anyone else with the same prob?
    Im so annoyed, sounds as if the video is hilarious~is there any other place I can watch it?
  • D.M. · 2 weeks ago
    Woohoo so many interviews today!

    Oh wow, just when I think Robert couldn't get any funnier, I read this interview snippet, and I'm laughing my head off.

    Oh Robert...you and your armpit pregnancies, ROTFL...But honestly I can't believe that a magazine printed that, lol

    *sigh* I just love, LOVE reading this man's interviews. He is such a breath of fresh air.
  • No1 R-PattzFan · 2 weeks ago
    Oh yay! Found it on Youtube!
    He is hilarious!
    A man...Perfect, brilliant voice, hair, eyes, accent and with a great sense of humour!
    Could he get any better?
  • ferni [abc...] Team Monologue! · 2 weeks ago
    Aww LOL... there's my funny Rob again...loooove it!.. I was 8D in during the vid. lol
  • PixieCullen · 2 weeks ago
    Want more interviews pleaseeee
  • seriouslysoobsessed · 2 weeks ago
    hahaha...rob is so cutely hilarious..i love it.."it's in my armpit because i'm HIDING it from everybody!"..hahaha..so classicly rob...
  • vampdanc3r101 · 2 weeks ago
    Haha.. that is probably the best one yet.. lol.. He's freaking hilarious, just in those 36 seconds..
  • XeniaCullen · 2 weeks ago
    Now we know the solution to the one picture-quizz... Remember? The one from the "Remember Me"-set, where he was sitting on the beach, checking on his elbow ;)
  • iRunWithJasper · 2 weeks ago
    Its so great to have Rob back! He's so dorky and silly in interveiws.

    CAN NOT WAIT TILL ROB"S ON THE ELLEN SHOW!!!!! love them both!!!
    id love to see what ellens gunna ask him :DD
  • Claudia Hayes · 2 weeks ago
    I am so embarrassed to be an Australian right now... Sorry Rob!!
  • Alice Whitlock 111 · 2 weeks ago
    lmao, that is THE most ridiculous rumor in the history of ridiculous rumors. Rob's such a doosh, and that's why I love him <3
  • RobsMyEdibleArt>TmRobsDandruff · 2 weeks ago
    I spit my iced tea out when he said he was hiding it in his arm-pit!! WTF?!?!?! God, I love you Robward!
  • claracitti · 2 weeks ago
    The baby will be from me.:D
  • Isobelle (Team VF outtakes!) · 2 weeks ago
    Hahaha the guy has amazing humor! Absolutely loved this interview :)
  • VAMPGRL · 2 weeks ago
    THAT LAUGH OF HIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL I HAVE EVER SEEN ON A MAN! GOD!
    Have you guys noticed he is wearing the same outfit from the fabulous photo shoot after this interview? who cares he could hear a clown outfit and I would still do him... hahaha...
  • Hilarious Joker · 2 weeks ago
    The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there's a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!
  • cutesweetiezzz · 2 weeks ago
    LOLL

    So how impregnated Rob?