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LOL "80s rock star!"
now that i think about it, he does! lol
and megan foxx is hot
(no homo)
lol but i mean as actress?
no.
there are like a million better ones
hormones indeed. hahah
He's shirtless.....and wet.....and I want to lick the water from his body.
What was the interview about again?
Don't bother reading it.. it talks about him being full of action... I'm already draggin Howly around (she's useless) and Effing_ is prowling (how quickly the sparkles grow dim for her when rainy-day-Tay appears)
I can't handle a 3rd. Keep yourself together!
lol
"Q. Are you eventually looking to play in an action love?
A. Yeah, some day. I’d love to."
I've never heard of "Action Love" but from all the images running in my head with rainy day tay and action love, I think I LIKE IT!
*thinks on that and lips twitch*
Heck, and action love is just right up my alley...
LOL
Let me go get a white t-shirt and head out in the rain. WAnna come??
Sounds like exercise might await.
LOL
*runs to juicy to borrow hand cream, limes, salt, sugar, tayquila* lol
*runs back to leah wearing white t-shirt* ok leah ready, let's go * starts to sing "pour some sugar on me"*
*evil grin*
Well, I'm definitely ready to play...
bring on the pack, dinner is ready
lol
Alright Niki, getting dinner ready for the heisse hunde
(sorry Niki, you know my english spelling can get bad, no hope for German spelling) :(
Doesn't get much better that salt, limes, and a little rainwater.
*runs out door, grabbing TRP.*
C'mon..
Wait *grabs towel from TRP and throws it*
Uh.. you don't want to dry off that easily, sis...
*there are better ways to get dry than a towel...*
lol
*runs and hides from mods*
You're are on a WIRE today....
Watch yourself....
Mabye we'd better bring that towel if you're gonna go over the edge...
I''m afraid to see what else you'll come up with.
LOL
*climbs on the table to dance to Boom Boom Pow*
Oh I will hold on to Seth & Sam until you girls finish!
*wicked grin*
lol
*shivers thinking of the pic*
Oh let there be a God.
Geez, leave it to the blonde girl to keep order.. *mutters savagely*
Don't think you'll be too sorry being screwed if dripping wet Pauls shows up...*wicked grin*
However, let's focus..
There is a GOD and he's very afraid for your moral constitution should he allow glistening, barechested, come take me-eyed Paul near your vision. Perhaps you should try acting more "together" and He'll let a pic slip for you.
LOL
*focuses*
I'm okay. I have it together. It's all cool and calm. *starts praying*
I need to see that pic lol. I will be a blubbery mess when Jake/Paul showdown hits the screen.
Great now I have the image of him in the bathtub.
Someone THAT dedicated isn't gonna go to the "wayside"....... I do have one criticism to make: MEGAN FOX?.....REALLY TAYLOR????? UGH!!!! I do NOT see the appeal about this woman.....
I cracked up on the MTV Movie Awards when "Homeboy" called her "Ugly"....!!!!!!!!
*doing the Jakey-cake-robot*
We missed you honey, you should come around more often... wolf girls kinda went crazy over the last days...wow that was A LOT of dammed up...hem *cough*...energy we needed to release LOL
well then let's get to work
*takes out hand cream again*
LOL
*waits to be edited and banned*
*gives TRP hand*
they can't ban ALL of us...
(look at what I replied to 4tw above...
LOL
ok I read them...lmao, yep Niki, you won...you took the cake/jake cake!! At the end of this nnmsite and we move on to Eclipse.org who will take the award for "Most Smuttiest Mind" *drum roll*
KHKM, but not much longer till his next b-day and he is legal already in some states lol, so why not :) break out your mind of a drunk and mouth of a sailor just a bit and release some of that tension, or who knows what will happen if you wait til his 18,lol
Oh,no.. there she goes with the hand cream.
Uh. shall I stay and watch or should I give you a private uh..moment..
lol
I know I have mad dancing skills as well LOL
No you can stay if you like watching....this....hem, interaction. Though I don't know how comfortable Taylor will feel with...ahm... an audience, you know?
But hey we wolf pack sisters always share...so, whatever turns you on.
LOL
Oh, no you go and enjoy your lotion.. I uh...wouldn't want to lessen anyone's pleasure. I think I'll go see if I can find my talkative little friend over in the forest. Ppl usually leave him alone and I"m so very happy to keep him company.
lol
TAYQUILA-TIME!
*hands Seth the orange slices, some cinnamon and a bottle of tequila gold'
oh 4tw!
I think someone over here is ready to play!
LOL
You know, I just love citrus and I think vitamin C will be really good for his diet.
Thanks, JUICY.. I owe you one..
*grabs Seth's hand and moves towards counter*
lol
maybe a little massage and some...ahm...extensive "work out" would do him good as well.
*hands 4tw juicy's holy strawberry lotion*
HAVE FUN.
LOL
ARe you.. are you handing me your lotion? You DID miss me, didn't you???
*throws arms around Juicy*
Ok.. enough of that kind of love..
*wicked grin*
Onto some um.. wolfy health needs.
*meanders off* I'll return the lotion in a um...long while.
and I'm warning you: DO NOT HAND THE HOLY LOTION TO THIRD PARTIES.
and you can keep that bottle.... I have a stack.
Taylor LOVES it.
LOL
*hands 4tw a detailed map of the male body with extensive notes on where to put the cream*
here, here and most important...HERE.
*wink*
but be gentle... at first. work your way up and down and don't forget to lick off the surplus.
lol
Thank you, sis. I would not DREAM of passing this along to 3rd parties. I'm the jealous type and want him all to myself.
you're the only person other than EFfing_ that has given me a gift.
This means a lot to me!!
I"ll um.. use it VERY well in your honor.
(although I will not be thinking of you at all while I do.. lol)
oh, GOD this pic of him seriously makes me oh so happy.. why is he so hot!!!?? and wet?? it makes him more irresistible! lol
Sometimes a wolf girl must to do what a wolf girl must do, ya know?
LOL
A good deed every day.
I see I did mine today.
And now that this is taken care of...I can go and kick some sparkly butt.
LOL
EWWW wait no what am i saying, i love rob......... but he looks so good in these movie stills, i don't know what's wrong with me, i don't like him anywhere else, but damn he looks hot, especially in the trailer
*someone slap me please*
LOL!!!
Get a hold of yourself woman! Put on your game face! It is Okay to look.....but there will be serious repercussions if you even think about switching sides!
I am scared of you.... I was just to comment something about Jacob, but you scared me...
"Cullen side is the right side master"
*laughing inside...evily....I scared somebody...I finally scared somebody....Effing would be so proud of me!*
I wouldn’t have anything against Vamp-Wolf sandwich!!!!
*Hit my head on the table*
I am like totally "Let's make LOVE not WAR.. Sweet, ruff and hot LOOOVVEEEEEE:))))
OK you can kick my a** now....
I would NEVER switch sides, rob is my life now *yes pun intended* :D
LOL
come on....let's just have a touch, shall we??
lol
*smacks Effing*
Why do I have to straighten everyone out today....geez...my hand is starting to hurt from all the cans of whoop@ss i had to open.
*rubs hand*
**innocent look**
What??
I was just gonna rub my hand down that washboard stomach of his....maybe even pull his hair and grab his a$$ along with it...
What is wrong with that??
LOL
*forgives Effing for her monumental weakness*
*Starts planning ways to use this info against her*
MUAHhahahahaha
Like anybody would be surprised to know I play with the hot and cold team!!
Have you seen my comment down below? I have 3 members of the pack circling me....They really never should have given me a key to the gate... LOL
*packs silver bullets*
*Looks around for kassielovesthecullens*
Effing, this picture is tempting, but i just can't, i need a rob post stat!!
...she is over there slapping somebody else....
come on....just poke his ab muscle with your finger...it feels nice
LOL
I love the terms of endearment that I get from people....
LOL
*Looks over shoulder completely paranoid*
Maybe just a finger......
*reaches out tentatively*
No i just can't do it, he's not rob
Please somebody find a rob post, it's messing with me!!!
*slapping kim* =)
There that should bring you to senses!!!
LOL! Go get your Disco Stick!!
the following is probubly the reaction everyone else had last week!!!!
HOLY $#@&ING SON OF A &^%$ING.....my good lawd! WOW!!!!
Just WOW!!! look at his lips! oh he is so pretty!
ok with that said. i will return to looking through other posts.
Yes he is hot but I am sticking with Rob/Edward also!
Thanks for the slap, i needed it!! :D
Now, let's calm down and search for new Rob pics!!
*sobs into hands* it's the sleep deprivation kim, it's messing with me!!*
Ok kim, yes, *takes deap breaths* right lets find those pics :)
Yeah and back of sister!!
Though who blame you after all...its Jake and he's all wet!! *pants*
*does double take*
*looks around to see if there are any wolf girls around*
*goes in for a closer look at shirtless Jake...licking picture*
*walks away, whistling*
lol
UH.. I JUST SAW THAT!!!!!
Hmm.. with all theRob posts up lately, you'd think there'd be not tongue temptations over here.. *wipes off Rainy-DAy-TAY*
Guess Rob is not so satisfying, is he??
*smirk*
lol
*face reddens*
Oh 4thewolf! I didn't see you there!
*tries to change subject*
Sooo...have you read any good fanfics lately??
lol
*daydreams happily*
*jolts back to reality*
I'm sorry, sparkly.. um fanfics?? uh...Passing Years is good. What about you..
*wait a minute.. is that a tongue trail i see on Rainy-DAy-TAy's chest?*
*eyebrow up..*
Hmmm....
Hmmmm...
Rainy day Tay is quite tasty...and warm.
*lick, lick* warm is good...
*sigh*
although I still prefer the cold, hard and sparkly treat that is Rob.
*shivers*
But a girl cannot live on popsicles alone.
*sheepish grin*
lol
YOu are so far gone, I believe we're going to need intervention...
UM.. wait right here...
*runs to grab cardboard cut-out Rob, ice pack, and sweetly scented body spray*
*returns, and yanks Sparkly away from Jake*
(I'm so sorry for this Jake.. she uh..she has no idea what she's doing. Forgive her)
LOOk Sparkly, it's Rob and he's here for YOU and you alone!!!!
*jumps up and down excitedly!! * Isn't that marvelous???
Here *pushes sparkly into comfy forest spot. This is nice and romantic yes?" Leans Sparkly up against Cardboard Rob and puts ice pack at her back. MMm. icy goodness.
*Squirts spray* YUm.. mind-fogginlly delicous smell.. YEs, that's right. YOu just uh.. stay here with Rob..
*4tw runs back and resumes licking where sparkly left off*
lol
What's so funny JakeyMYjakey? This is a serious situation.
Quick,, can you sneak behind her and say such things as...
"I"m really rather shy of fans, so I'm glad I"ve esaped here, with just you...."
"I'm working on a new musical piece inpired by you"
and other such things to add to the reality of the situation??
Thanks!
lol
* ahem ahem* i think i need to practice my british accent first.. hahaha
The last thing we need is more competition.
lol
my my, you are quiet today Rob...
*kiss...cuddle...hug*
*snaps back to reality*
Hey...um...where am ??
*smells delicious smell, goes to cuddle cardboard Rob then stops*
*shaking head*
You're right 4thewolf...I think I need intervention.
Hmmm...maybe a bigger distraction would help...
*takes out cell phone...calling dealer (Effing)*
*whispers into cell phone*
Hey, Effing...
You got any good stuff? I need something really strong...
How much for passing years?
I'll meet you in the alleyway...
lmao
He spent all this time to make a special rendevouz in the forest just for you.. in all his colds, sweet, sparkly glory and you're on the phone with EFFING????
*jerks phone away and throws it deeply into forest*
This is sad!!!
ANd passing years is all wolf.. wrong book.. YOu don't like those guys, remember??
Yes, that's right, just go back to Rob..
Effing indeed!!! Geez, girl...
*rolls eyes and stomps away*
lol
*sobbing*
I don't know what's wrong with me lately...
I used to be so satisfied with just Rob...until that fire hydrant incident...
*sighs, remembering Tay jumping over hydrant*
*rocking back and forth*
No...have ......to....... stay....... strong!
*gets up and runs off with cardboard Rob*
*turns to cardboard Rob*
You better hold on tight spider monkey!
*flings cardboard Rob onto bacK*
Deep down I'm vamp all the way.
But a girl can have a little fun, right?
*smirk*
lmao
You'd better hold on tight spider mo......ROTFL.....
Umm. a girl can have a LITTLE fun..like very little.
Here, let me buy you a picture of a fire hydrant.
Will that help?
Hmmm...I don't think a picture of a fire hydrant would help...
*eyes light up*
but I could tape it under my cardboard Rob and spray them with the hose.
Vampires can jump over hydrants too ya know!
*devilish grin*
*running off to get tape and garden hose*
*glares at venom*
So...what have YOU been doing?? It better be good.
*taps foot impatiently*
What is so important in your life that it would replace me...
I"m listening.. go ahead....
lol
i've been dieing alittle everyday! i can see what is posted on my phone, but i CANT comment on anything!!!! *ripping hair out*
do you know how hard it is for something you love to be ripped away from you by someone you love????
ok, that was alittle to dramatic....NO actually its not! i'm completely addicted to this site and talking to everyone!
Jacob and paul are mad at me too. they dont know why i would just vanish....
i've got some making up to do with them...
Surely.. go ahead and make up for lost time..
I'll leave you to your fun.
*smirk*
Grab your cardboard Rob *looks at Sparkly's cardboard Rob... I miss you)....
Let's get you out of the forest....
Owww!
Thanks.
Finally a coven member arrives to smack some sense into me!
I called Effing on the cell phone...asked her to smack me with something...but she never showed.
*confused look... wondering what would be so important it would keep Effing from enjoying a good smack*
She must be out dealing the fanfic ... corrupting innocent minds. Here, want to share cardboard Rob?
I had to do that.... I found Effing she's corrupting innocent minds
over there... LOL!! Yes let me look at your cardboard Rob...
I need to get myself one as well... Where's Rob Sparkly?
Tell me!! =P
VERY YUMMMM !
Maybe at the theater with Mike and Jacob?
Maybe when Jacob is driving her home, and she basically rushes out of his car when she sees the Vamp Vehicle in her driveway?
**ok, editing**
it's been a while since I've read New Moon. How is the scene where Bella first sees Jacob transform into a wolf the 'break up' scene? is that where, in the book, it says she knows they can only be 'just friends'? blech, I need to re-read! LOL
"Tell me again.. that we'll be lovers and friends"
LMAO.
Thanks for the recap. I really do need to re-read the series- especially before Nov.!
*chest tightening*
The pain in this book is unspeakable!
"So far, I’ve been able to do everything" suuuuuuure you can taylor!! that's why you're the one and only who can portray as jacob.. =)
*doing the Carleton dance for the wolf girls*
I really really hope that Chris has catered to the Wolf girls too, this time instead of just increasing the Twilight market - I will yak his ears off if the Pack isn't given enough screen presence....
OK Now to the smut.... I can think of so many other ways my 1st paragraph can be used - exploited... capacity... "So far, I’ve been able to do everything" ... Really??? *brightening up & packing bags to La Push*
*giggling*
As I said earlier I am the Wolf Pack Slut!! :-D
Also after the film comes out there is going to be a burst of the tattoo designs fo sho!!
LOL!
OMG Kimmie!!!!!! I keep missing you!!!
Damn that work!!! :-(
I can think of many ways to interpret what you said as well!
*singing voice* Morning!!!!!!!
I knew I would find my wolf sisters in this post! *scrolls back up to take another look at Tay, sighs and scrolls back down*
I think Chris will do a great job! And I have a feeling we will see plenty of the pack...not enough, cuz this is a PG-13 movie...but enough for us to fanta...er...daydream. *winks*
My morning just became better - I think I have made my screen pretty pretty shiny after this photo...
What I am afraid Patience... is that Chris will still be thinking about Twilight when making New Moon - some of the signs have been leaping up to me for eg:
1. Edward in front of the poster and Jake behind him
2. More of the Cullens in the trailer
3. Didn't show Sam carrying her back
4. Didn't even show a single Pack member other than Jake
5. Jake didn't even have a line...
*Sigh*
as for 2-5, I really think they are trying to keep the wolves a big secret for this movie. Like, production/marketing doesn't want to give it all away just yet. We haven't seen anything on the Volturi yet, which is why I think the two big surprises (wolf pack and volturi) aren't being advertised right away.
for the twilight virgins (if those even exist), they left off only knowing only about edward and bella, and the cullens. i think the slow news on the wolf pack and volturi is just to keep things in suspense for those viewers.
do i think there should be more on those two factors? very much so!
hopefully these ease some of your suspicions about chris. enjoy your morning with dripping wet taylor :0) and as far as the lack of wolf news- consider yourselves 2009's best kept secret- sure to impress everyone very soon!
Patience isn't my specialty.... *shrugging*
*smolders* hurry UP November 20. If the movie would come out way sooner. like.. this Friday.. none of this would be an issue. LMAO
2. I think thats pretty much it for the Cullens in the movie...the bday
3. *sighs* Sam...I think they didnt want to spoil it! But I bet he will!
4. They are hidding!!! Come out, come out wherever you are!
5. Jake doesn't need any lines...Body Language, baby! LOL
Thanks Patience!! *rolling eyes & changing the Shamwow on chair*
Shamwow...Nice!
At least you guys got to see the Wolf Pack some, I am dying to see the Volutori. :-)
I was going to say "explored" but that little image is just a bit much considering the rainy-day-Tay pic above...
Oh, for crying out loud....*watches HOwl bump into 3 trees on way out* she is so far gone, guess I'd better go with...
*grabs suitcase and goes too*
And RIMR up there got my panties in a twist....
Lawrdy!!!
If it was us, we'd never be getting enough either...we've just learned to live by scraping by...
lol
for Taylor article I don't need panties at all!!!
But I might need to sit on Shamwow!
*blushes*
shamWOW. they'll make you say WOW everytime!
ROFLMAO!!
Welcome to my life sis!! Good to know, I made you laugh!
LOL!
Imagination is grand! However, realty is just soooo much better sometimes.
Don't call him a boy....with a body like this ...he's a MAN!
Screw the acting I just want him to do 'everything' with me and then we can deal with the acting!! ;-)
On a serious note though I think he's acting potential is fine. He's quite comfortable, you can see it in interviews, Rob gets all nervous and start putting his hand through his hair and Kristen just gets all tongue tied and shy...but our guy Tay just knocks us all out with his confidence....he isn't cocky about it either...he's just at ease in his own skin....I'd just like him to be at ease in my skin! LOL
Q. What about actresses?
A. It changed a lot. It used to be Jessica Alba for the longest time, and I’m kind of transferring to Megan Fox.
LOL
Please Taylor NO!! Stay away from the porn star looking Megan Fox.
who else like M Fox from the cast?
Hate her hate her hate her hate her!!!
*jumping up and down waving fists frantically*
She was on E! last night saying something along the lines of "I can't even have friends b/c no one wants to hang out with me b/c they'll end up on the internet"....
WTF!??????
quite contrary. if anyone DID hang out with you, it would be so that they DO end up on the internet.
she's way too full of herself. *rolls eyes*
*ugh shudders*
She forgot to wash it... for a couple of months....
*crosses fingers*
come on with a rob interview!
:0)
OMG!!!! Did you really say that?????
Honestly??? I am so hurt!
Did you ever see the last few day's post??? How many were wolf posts and how many were Rob/Cullen post.
Rob farts and you get the news and we have nothing for us. One day we get the news and you go all "we want Rob news"
Thank you!
Howling Girl
But don’t you worry the wolfs are coming... to blow you...away... :)))
I think Chris is saving the best for the last....
So wolf girls calm down, your time will come…..
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND TAYLOR SOME TACOS THEN.....lol
*ROLLS ON COUCH LAUGHING*
1 wolf post.
*growls*
Fart in a Jar! LOL!! *giggles remembering the convo last night*
On sale today ladies only $19.99. Now you can all smell like Robbie's fart. Buy today!
*guffawing* Fart in a Jar!!! Robbikin's fart!!! hahahah
LOL!!
*sings* It's his fart....in a jar!
Forgive me IHowl2, we Rob fans are way too needy! The last few days, we got, like, 2 rob posts! The rest were Kristen's outfit, or the yellow porsche, or a bunch on peter f.
ROB FARTED?? WHERE'S THAT ARTICLE??? LMAO j/k.
I don't really care for the useless rob news, I want an interview :0(
*pleads with puppy dog eyes*
Well as for the needy part - I have seen bunch of whiny people around here who complain even after they have got 5 Rob posts a day and then try to take over the Wolf post saying "we need Rob post" - accompanied by the foot stomping and pouting.
Again the issue of the inequality of the Vamps and Wolves are so stark that all I can do is point at them... Pls look at my answer to PIMS below
Sorry if you felt that was a bit too stong!
check out my response to 4thewolf below
:0)
puh-puh-puh please forgive me!
I cracked up at your "sawwy"
LOL ok Peace...
He'll get your pulse racing when he gets out the stethoscope!
Excuse me, but only Bella whines.. we would not stoop to such levels!
*hides "Bring out the wolfpack news or we will slaughter you" signs*
LOL
I'm an equal opportunity article lover. I'm more than ok with 'for every rob/taylor story, there is an equal taylor/rob article to reciprocate'
I about put out an endangered species poster with the pack on them.. they're so rare.
lol
*sniffles*
sawwy. you girls are right.
forgive me for hoping for more rob news? until then, basque in the wolf goodiness?
:0)
*claws retract*
Thank you.. I love flowers....we'll let you live for now.
Off to bask in sunshiny yumminess!
lol
*slams fist on desk*
Gimme my damn wolf news! *growls* ;-)
You are here!!! I have been bashing ppl and ranting - so out of character for me...
Ok now I will go and yak the ears of everyone!!
I can do what I do best.... Talk smut and then talk dirty and then some!!
Well also I have to wash the Sha... something after the use today
*removing the Shamwow from the seat of the chair & hiding it behind the back*
You know I used my, um, handkerchief excessively - so I will brb after washing it... I need it when Taylor/Wolf Pack posts are up , you know
That was just test, TWP! LMAO
What was that?! Rob news? I'll give you Robbie news!
I have him tied and gagged in my basement so y'all never, ever find him again. Therefore no more damned Rob news for weeks. I have also unleashed the phantom wolves onto the wolf. More wolf news!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
How's that!
LOL
Rob's farts are probably the pansy little squeaky ones anyway. Like slowly releasing air from a balloon.
Do it loud or hold it! ;-)
i was very sad to find out mr. meraz is married though- to a beautiful woman with a beautiful baby boy :0( so cruel.
*concentrates hard on wanting a Rob thread*
*squeezes eyes shut, crossing fingers with RIMR*
oooh....TAAAAAYLORRRR....
*eyes glaze over*
...love him in the rain....or shower....or whenever he has his shirt off.....or all of his clothes off...Whatever he wants to wear is fine with me, because it is all getting ripped off of him eventually. LOL
**looks around to see if I can see pack-girls circling me**
*circling Effing menacingly*
Nah....her and her shirt-knots do nothing for me...
I wonder how he would look in knots....**starts to think of different ways to use knots on Taylor**...Yea, he would look REALLY good in knots...
LOL
Oh, you like knots? Come stand here by this tree and let me show you how to tie one that no one can escape.....
You be the example.
C'mon.. I'll untie you...
(when hell freezes over)
*sweet smile*
No, that is okay....I like you 4tW, but I don't like you enough to get into bondage with you...
Hmm...maybe next time...
My hands are too busy right now....
**continues to rub and grope Taylor**
ooh...slippery when wet!!
LMAO
Please girl
*eyebrow dangerously high*
Take your hands off my boy, before I take them off for you!
put that eyebrow down....
Nothing wrong with a little touchy-feely, is there??
*smirking while rubbing taylors back*
lol
I know I"m a lot of fun.. but I'm saving myself for the wolves..
*kicks Effing-'s hand off of Taylor's back*
'SCUSE ME, WOLf GIRLS, can i get a little help, here???
The boy is ripped, and I can only cover so much of him..
WE have an EFfing_ problem right now...
*glances around desperately*
oh, calm down...
here...
**positions myself opposite 4tW**
...you take the right side, I will take the left...
LOL
But today, no caring is involved in this Rainy-Day-TAy venture..
I'm so sorry. Please try again tomorrow.
Thank you so much.
Now, run along... I believe Rob may be sporting a knot in his shirt somwhere..
Rob, knots.... hm....sounds exciting, yes??
I'll just stay here with TAy and you go check it out, right/
Great idea.
See ya!!
I heard the call and here I are! Divide and conquer. I'll cover his booty. mmmmmm booty.
*shakes head to regain focus*
Bring it on! *hits stick to ground* I'm ready!
*eyebrow up*
YOu're not going to just stand there and let her say that are you?
Especially since the only thing I"ve used a tree for in a while is shade, a little atmoshperic oxygen, and a surface to be backed up against in rather heated.um.. well, let's leave it at that.
*smirk*
Where is your feather whip?
**pokes around in bag**
Oh, there it is!
Can I see it?
Oh, and look at that package of strawberries and cool whip...that looks like fun as well!
Hmm. not really sure I was meant for this picnic, but I just invited myself. LOL
*Gets all starry eyes...shakes head to regain focus*
Uh huh? Oh yeah.
Pee on a tree?! We would never pee on a tree!
At least we can step into sunlight without glowing like an effing disco ball!
**whispers**
..don't forget about the windchime sound effects while they are "glowing"...
lol
"They wanna ride his Disco Stick"
ROFLMAO!!!
Ooh, perhaps we can borrow a vamp for our party tomorrow. LOL
Only problem is that after seeing this gorgeous pic again, the 16 year old has escaped AGAIN, so after we get your "situation" under control, I'll need you to help me get control of the 16 yo.
Only problem with THAT is, the more I see pictures of Jake, the less I want to control her!! So beautiful... (sigh...)
LEt me help you, peppa:
*glares sternly at Chili, arms folded*
YOU are officially grounded! No going outside the house. NO TAylor! *holds out hand* Hand me your magazines and your computer!
Until you can get your hormones under control, young lady. YOu are going nowhere!!
lol
Does that help?
*backs away from the wolf pack and Effing sadly*
okay!!
Trust me...I will see you later!!
Bye!!
*smiles an evil smile*
They'd probably end up liking it! lol
**goes to click "like" on Kim's comment**
lol
Nice!!!
ahahahahaha!!
OMG!!
...that was f*cking hilarious!!!
PLease don't make me hurt you today after all our lovely chats.
Move along now.. go look at Kristen's hair, or some other such nonsense!
*glares menacingly*
Look...is that IHowl coming too??
**continues to massage Taylors a$$**
lol
Someone needs their fingers seriously damaged.
actually, forget the bat.
Let me just rip them off.....
*eyes glint at Effing__*
Please don't make me do this, Effing_ YOu have 2 seconds to remove your cold fingers off my wolf's back end...
okay...
**removes hand**
**smiles**
**places lips on Taylors neck**
**speaking muffled**
...is this better??
lol
*jerks Effing_ away from Taylor and shields him, snarling and growling*
YOu'd better find a sparkly post really fast, because I'm about ready to make that necklace we spoke of a while back...
lol
well now, you tell me to get my hands off of him, so I put my lips on him...then you get mad about that...
hands or lips??
**places hands back on taylors a$$**
**smiling at 4tW**
..which is it?
lol
*digs in bag and hands Effing_ paper and pen*
Please take a few moments to write out your funeral specifications..
If you're going to die in an agonizing way, which I WILL ensure, at least you can have your choice of songs sung and flower colors..
I told you...my hands are busy...
Now...go pee on a tree or something...
LOL
;)
Little girl!
I hope to heaven that you did not just tell me what I think came out your lips..
*dangerous, dangerous smile*
Just because you practice this foul little habit, doesn't mean I'm very interested, myself.
But don't let it stop you. Not a very attractive trait, though huh?
lol
**shrugs**
...sorry, couldn't help myself...
LOL
Imagine that, Effing_ having an problem restraining herself..
lol
You know now that your time will be up soon
*evil howl*
Leah? lets knock Effing on her a$$
*advancing menacingly*
better make the most of my time...
**smiles at Howl and 4tW**
**continues to rub and grope Taylor more and adds licking to my list of activities**
LOL
*sniggering occasionally*
Um, take a hard look there --- ooooh! "hard"
*sniggering again*
the "thing" that you are rubbing is cardboard Jake... the original is at a safe location somewhere..
But go on, have the "pleasure" when you can - even if it is cardboard Jake!
Thank you so much, Howly.. Forget the will however, we can divvy up her stash later... I call dibs on the Taylor shrine..
Look at you...pulling out the "cardboard Jake" excuse already....
Geeze...
And I was just getting to have some fun with Jake...
LOL
**goes to see if any fresh news posted**
You have a treaty to uphold, so you better watch it!
*joins in the circling*
;-)
Aw...you guys really know how to make a girl feel welcome!!
I love you guys too...
And look...It is wet, shirtless Taylor....
**runs hands down his wet stomach**
...isn't he dreamy??
LOL
**wondering why everyone is starting to growl at me**
*looks at pic again* He is dreamy...and sexy, hot, licka-likea-tootsie pop ripped. I just want to take my tingly hand and....*slaps self* I can't lose it.
It's the wolf news. It's like holding a tootsie roll pop just out of reach for us. For days on end just teasing us relentlessly. *growls*
**slips hand back on Taylors stomach while TWP is distracted**
It is worth it. Does the drought have to be 7 days though? I want a wolf post, every day. Like the vamp fans get. *growls*
Damn it what does a girl need to do?!
MORE-WOLF-NEWS-NOOOOOOW!!! I will bug the crap out of y'all until get what I want!
I know it sucks...but there was that Alex post yesterday... And taylor today..maybe the news is picking up now since the trailer is out and people are all hot for Taylor's body...
Did you see that Alex post yesterday??
**continues to rub Taylor while TWP thinks about Alex**
lol
He can't distract me. At least not enough to make me stop being all territorial.
*whacks effing's fingers* Hands off!
*stands in front of Taylor* ooo someone's happy.
see...I was just getting him warmed up for you, like I do with Alex...
**shakes head**
....the things I do for you, TWP....
lol
Alex's home life is the reason I have dubbed him Big Daddy A.
I love that man!
Hot interview.
AND GUYS, LETS REMEBER HE'S ONLY 17!!!!!!!!! *im 15**
I KNO SOME OF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH 2 BE ARRESTED FOR PAEDOPHILE-WATSITCALLED, SO WATCH URSELF!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!
S'ok, love. WE're just uh..looking until February.
Don't worry. looking is legal!!
lol
Missed ya.. we won't tell hubby you looked!
How's it goin?
lol
I'm so glad, sweetheart!! Miss ya though.
lol
lol
Besides I like handcuffs. ;-)
I LIKE HANDCUFFS TOOOOOO!!!!
Damn boy! your looking good!
*Makes eyes at Taylor*
Ohh..Megan Fox..you naughty boy! lol
*kisses Taylor on the cheek* You're such a sweet heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i bet it is from the last scene that he was talking about in an intverview about the trailer footage. it is the scene at the end when edward goes home with bella and jacob and wolfpack are there waiting for them to give them a warning and for jacob to say goodbye to bella.
If thats true shouldn't he look a little angrier?
His face is to calm here, LOL
But PLEASE TAYLOR! you can like someone much CLASSIER than Megan Fox. UGH
that just left a dirty taste in my stomach.
go back to your Jessica Alba crush!
aloot off people i now switched shippss :'(
EVERBODYS GOING TEAM JACOB
GAAH I WNNA SLAP EM ALL
WT DUNT PPL GET JACOB N BELLA ARE JUST FREINDS WE ALLNOW HOW BREAKING
DAWN END SO WTS THE POINT OF BEING TEAM JAVOB :S IF JAKE N BEELA R NEVER GUNA BE TOGETH
i love rob NEVER EVER GOING TO SWTITCCCCCCCH
ALL THE INTERVIEWS NEXT YEAR ITS GUNA BE ONLY TAYLOR N KIRSTEN
I DUNT THINK WELL BE SEEING MUCH ROBSTEN PLUS ROBS
PROBALLY GUNA BE LIKE IM ONLY SUPORTING ACTOR I DUNT NNED TO GO TO INTERVIEWS ITS MOSTLY BOUT THEM TO :| :'(
Then ask me about being Team Jacob.
thoughts being distracted by wet jacob...
finding rob post, hurry!
And Taylor doing his own stunts is beast. It's nice to know he doesn't call in a stunt-double the second it gets a little tough. Shmexy.
COMINGSOON.NET HAS A POLL ASKING "ARE YOU A FAN OF TWILIGHT?" AND THE HATERS ARE WINNING!
http://www.comingsoon.net/index.php
bottom right
..melts into a pool of love....
ahhh !
:)