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someone has been reading some FF!
they are making us crrazzzzzyyyy
Kinda gets you excited about what the third thing will be huh :)
Maybe Jackson in the shower....or Peter in a thong LOL
Though usually i can't stand big muscular guys :) I make an exception for Kellan :) lol
well, they say good things come to those who wait! =)
It had better be good :)
That would be a life affirming miracle LOL
*mutters prayers* lol
I missed ya!! Feels like forever :-((
I hope that you will go crazy on wolf posts on behalf when I go on vacation next week...I'm going to miss my 8 pack avatar!
We were on the reservation first and always play nice and then the rest of
the wolves descended and they need to learn from us alpha's on behavioral
etiquette because yes some of them don't play nice but we are all for caring
and sharing!!
i shall do my best :) I'll put on my Lycan Avatar when i go :) I'll just be 'in their faces' till i get some kind of response LOL
I'm hoping to get my laptop next week...this pc crashes all the time and it's on it's last legs :)
I even hover onto vamp posts like this and go all 'ooo la la' on Kellan *looks over shoulder to see if KOG is swinging a baseball bat..she's not thankfully* LOL
But yes...we actually had a chat about this the other day about how the oldies like us just used to talk to anyone wherever there was funny comment but now people just tend to reply to their own little groups....
*theme to walton's kicks in*
remember the good old days nic?! LOL
We all chat in groups sometimes on a funny run of comments, but if it goes to far and it's pages and pages of personal comments no one else can get involved in, then it spolis the site. I just by pass a lot of posts now since there's no point in commenting.
There are a few cliques now and that sucks.....i just want to talk to everyone...and we don't have to stay 'on topic' all the time, but when 399 out of 400 comments are not even remotely on topic and are just back and forth between 2 or 3 people, i scratch my head and say......why not take it to twitter...why here??
Anyway rant done....am sure my @ss will be handed to me for this :) But screw it :)
Yes i remeber the good old days *waltons theme* LOL We all just joked around with everyone and conversations were open game for all LOL *sniff*
I was saying on twitter, i'm thinking of cancelling my Avatar :) Or just not moving over to Elipse.org :) will see how it goes :) lol
This isn't high school where you have the jocks on one side and the debate team on the other but it is slowly getting there which is a shame because you're right it is spoiling the site...this isn't social networking site!!
The occasional off topic convo is not bad but all the time its gets too much. I get what you mean about the 400 odd comments. Before if I had a busy day at work it was so much easier to catch up and comment now I have to spend over an hour just going through all the comments and then even posting something seems pointless because now after 4 hours on a post its becomes old news and I may as well not bother...so I don't :-(
Oh don't say that your going to cancel your avtar Nic...we need you bring back ninja squirral!!! I know I haven't been on much the last 2-3 weeks because of work but I do still read the comments and your comments always crack me up :D
Yeah sometimes it just makes the site too much like hard work...and new people must come on and go WTF??
I'm not really in a club so i get kind of swept off to the side sometimes lol :)
Can you do me and favour and mod my first comment about this :) I didn't mean to say anyones name..can you take the names out....that sounds like i'm being bitchy and i'm not, i'm just sad about it :(
*tips hat cordially*
Also, I tend to look for certain ppl on longer posts when I come on, simply because there are sometimes so many comments that it's bewildering to scan them all and so I just go to disqus, find someone I know and pop on there.
I really apologize if I have ruined something for you, and now that I feel like absolute crap, I will attempt to keep threads short today.
):
4TW please see comment below to PIMSY....this has blown out of proportion ...I was just remembering to a few months back when I knew everyone on here and now I can't keep track...
please don't take offence by our convo...probably should have been one taken offline but we know for next time!
I'm off on vacation next week so you have a good week and I hope Nic and I didn't start a war before I disappear.
No worries. I'm not angy.. I was just initially a little hurt/surprised but considering I'm "heartless" I am now over it. but see, TSH.. I'm learning- no darts were brought out. !!*eyes sparkle and jumps up and down*) LOL
See you!
*walks off looking for duct tape to put over mouth. Can't find any. Uh-Oh. I see this challenge going downhill fast*
LOL
Sorry about that thread really i am...i just sent a message to TSH before i got your message, to moderate my comment coz that was out of line. It wasn't about you and darcy etc, it was just trying to think of an example of people who all hung around together on the posts As i was trying to say to TSH, i wasn't bitching....you guys are always funny when you hang around togther. But i'm a bit sad that a lot of the conversation feels out of reach to the general NMM peeps. We all gravitate into groups to a certain extent, and we all have friends here, i wasn't disagreeing with that.
I was thinking of groups where i don't feel comfortable breaking into conversation for a big percentage of their comments, and where the conversations are really really really long and tend to dissapear down the right hand side of the screen. The only people who can keep up with that are the people who are getting the email notificaitons. It used to be sort of an unspoken guide that when boxes are all used up, the conversation is getting near to an end....because it just beomes impossbile for others to read it and keep up or break into the team, which i kinda though was the point of the site, to let everyone read eachothers comments, and keep meeting new people :)
I was thinking since a lot of NMM are on twitter and we all talk over there then the 2 sites could compliment eachother, and get the best of both worlds.
A few people i used to talk to don't really come on anymore as they were feeling a bit left out, and the scrolling and scrolling to get past huge sections of blank screen with unreadable comment down the side was getting annoying. And it does hack me off i confess :) Though we all get into conversations like that sometimes, it just feels like the norm now rather than an occasional thing.
As i said this was not aimed at you, and i hang my head in shame that it came off that way. I can't stand bitching. I've never really mentioned anything before, i tend to just shut the site down and go read or something. But i had been thinking about just not coming on anymore, i've been weaning myself off for the last couple of weeks.
I hope all that makes sense, and that you know it was not aimed at you, as i always tried to follow your comments before.
Nics x
I am now educated!! I will watch that in the future. Or really really try to. ):
*hugs*
Hi again.. So.. we're discussing on this ridiculously long post why we are what team we are. Aside from pure "hes hot, he's not issues" Why do you like... Edward, I'm assuming. ???
volturi, etc?
I'm sorry you and TSH feel like this site is no longer fun and that the wolf girls are violent. When I am, its in a playful manner and I attack the people I know don't mind and actually enjoy it.
I hope you two can understand my perspective and forgive me if I ever offended you :(
First I never said this site wasn't fun I wouldn't be here if it wasn't and wouldn't be sending Will news all the time if I didn't want to partake in discussion...its just the site is different from the banter we all had before and thats all Nic and I were talking about.
Second as for violence what I said was in jest merely pointing out that not everyone is violent and personally noone has ever being vicious to me (4TW once but that was sorted) and I wasn't naming any names.
Third re the alpha comment-again said in jest...I'm not trying to start a war here I was merely reminiscing on the past especially when I haven't been able to get on so much the last 1-2 weeks - I made a comment on an earlier comment by scarlet about this and you should note the 'LOL'. I'm just missing being on here and commenting and was joking that now that I am not on as much my status is going :-(
Fourth - re cliques - there are groups and there have been comments made by newbies wanting join certain groups like this is frat house. Personally I feel this isn't right but everyone is entitled to an opinion and that mine...if I have offended I apologize but you never offended me so you don't need to apologize for anything :D
See up above my comment to 4TW, i can't type all that again, my typos were bad enough the first time round...
I hope that explains better, i was not getting at you or anyone else specifically ;) My original comment to TSH about wolves getting violent was just a dig at her as she is one :) And she was asking me to comment on wolf posts while shes gone :)
You've not offended me at all, like i said i just feel it's getting harder to keep up and join in, and a few other people have felt the same. I would have commented to you a lot more, but i've not felt that you would like having your conversations broken into as the groups seem pretty fixed :)
Sorry if i offended ayone. I tend to keep my opinion to myself 99% of the time and the 1% i speak up i always cause mayhem :( It's a gift..
nics x
I know just what you mean Patience (well you get called pimsy *smacks head* but i only found that out 2 days ago that's how far out of the loop i am lol)
I need escape from real life, and really want to spend as little time with my real life as i possible can right now :) LMAO
I'm not really stupid....i'm just a bit slow LMAO
*WHACK* brings out huge book and hits nicnix on head with it, she reels back*
There, you have now officially joined the ranks of ppl I l*ve and therefore abuse (you should like that *cough cough*, smirk)
*scans area for wolves*
*throws arms around nicnix and chokesw her with HUGE SQUISHY HUG!!!!*
*straightens up and walks off*
Man, now I totally stink... LOL
*lip trembles*
Sometimes being too cool for clubs really sucks :( Am sick of sitting watching everyone have fun, and just spending time with the dust balls over here in the corner...
*rubs head*
Um...thanks of that, i need it!!! :) I like a good thumping LOL
*hugs tightly back*
The huge squishy hug was even better though, you big fluffy softy LOL
Anyway...i'm a fekkin lycan...i don't stink lol
oh, nixy, I'm so sorry. I totally understand. I will sit with you in the uncoolness corner..
I was never popular until..ok. let's just be honest.. I was always liked but never popular.. but hey, I'm happy and my name didn't run around highschool on Mondays about who I ended up in the shower with after being drunk at a party because I never went to those.
lol
BUT.. seriously. I always see you having so much fun, I thought you were just yakking it up.. but if you feel like not being all dustbally. Just pop your squirrely little head over near me and bonk me in the head with a walnut and I will create a space for you in my wierd littl world. (just be careful..you never know what I will have you do .. hee hee)
Oh,GET OVER IT! YOU LIKE BEING HIT. you're just saying "ow" for effect, right???
lOL
ANd lycans smell to me! *plugs nose* And I'm not soft.. *GAd, woman, we're on a public site.. keep saying that and I will be forced to slap and claw you!!!*
LOL
Lycans smell to you????
*glaring at 4TW*
Well we're not the strawberry shampoo and conditioner type that's for sure, but i thought you'd appreciate the wolfy aroma :) what can i say....i like my wolfs sweaty and hairy and rough looking lol
Oh yeah......and no i don't like edward....he's a sparkly little pain in the @ss :)lol
LMAO
Oh, nixy.. we're trying to start an all-inclusive discussion on this over in Mike Newton.much less comments. . Mr. D started new thread to give a male pov on who he liked. .see if you can jump over there and put your answer there..
*squeals and jumps up and down*
I just replied to TSH a moment ago, and wanted to make sure you caught this too. I don't know if you thought of me by name since the names are now gone, but regardless I feel that comment speaks to me. I'm not offended in any way shape or form, and I completely understand where you're coming from. For my part I'll keep an eye on all that. You were one of the first people to welcome me here as a newbie and I want to make sure that everyone else can feel that this is a welcome place as well. Thanks.
Sorry if i've caused you some concern....
I hope you read my long comment to 4TW, as it explains it a little better...if you can see past the typos...i really shouldn't comment without using word to spell check :)
Sorry that it was brought up in the wrong way, that was not nice of me at all :) And i've just about completed my lap of shame :)
nics xx
and the way that he nibbles that cookie! woah baby...
very very sexy! haha
GAH!
*fans self*
whoa, did it just get REALLY hot in here or WHAT?
I've got the A/C cranked already today!
A/C: check
ShamWow: check
Romantic Scene: check
Sexy Lingerie: check
Rob Pattinson: Work in Progress
you and everyone else honey! I can see a line forming!
I can see it now: "Chocolate chip Kellan's"
I feel a safe word coming on!
changed to chocolate chip Emmetts
I almost shouted "cookie" when I saw the Rob biting himself post.
It was too much, too fast!
MEEEEE"
*looks over shoulder to see if KOG is about*
*wipes brow*
few I'm ok...she's still sleeping!!
*whispers to TSH*
i think we may all come under fire if she sees how much we were all drooling @ the mention of Kellan & cookies...
LOL
But you did it, Yeaah!
hahahah
*folds arms in determination*
To hell with the job!
*whispers* Don't forget who you are PIMSY... you are a wolf girl!!!
LOL!
Hey sistaaaaa!
Exactly! I'm a wolfgirl! So does that mean I can dry hump who ever I feel like humping?
LOL
You can hump only wolves!!! You know since we are made for the 24 chromosomal men - I think Darwin would also agree!!!
LOL!
Are you wolf girls in heat???
LOL
Why do people always assume I'm dry humping! I didnt hump Kellan! All I asked for was a cookie....haha
Fine! Maybe I did dry hump him for a few seconds!
Why you not happy? I saw a beat up Rob post!
I know you do, I swear I saw you dry humping Wickham the other day...
It's just been one of those days today, plus it's so hot here, we're not used to the sun! lol
It looks to me you're taking too much enjoyment over a beaten Rob, even with those cuts he's still delicious and way hotter than any wolf! :D
lol
Ed is a vamp, and extremely cold in every sense of the word...if I wanted that I would sleep next to a refrigerator! LOL
Dry humping Wickham? Argh! Don't remind me! Never drink and hump! LOL
Where are you by the way? It's supposed to be hot here in Florida but my office is freaking cold!!!!
I like the cold ;) hmm popsicles!
Lmao, thats a life lesson right there!
I'm in the UK, it's been so hot here all week, it's a shock after seemingly permanent rain! lol
*does a little tap dance,...tippety, tappety, tippety*
*hands steaming bowl of soup and chocolate bar*
*smiles happily*
Did your day get a little bit better??
I mean, I had to stop at the French lover.. I speak no French and I'm not into role playing like that, but I did what I could.
*looks hopefully*
LOL
ahahah!
*pat pat*
lol
It's been days! *shuffles feet nervously* I have missed you!
*watches tap dance with elated smile*
It has got better! :D
Lmao, I don't like French guys so it's fine, I prefer Brits! Hmm Rob is a Brit, what are the chances......
LOL
*scans nervously for watching wolves, then steps back from Kim*
You know, uh, not like I um, care or anything. However *eyes sparkle with excitement*
I met the OTHER Kim last night and she's very very fun.. and I missed you and hoped you'd come. We created a musical and YOU get to be in it !!!! *SQUEALS and jumps up and down with Kim* Whew, glad you didn't feel anything was lacking there boy-wise for you. I'm fairly open myself to whomever.. but I'm a sucker for a nice pair of shoulders and melty eyes.
*drifts off daydreaming*
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wanna tap dance? It's fun AND healthful!! *tippety, tappety, tip*
YAY!! She's great isn't she, so much fun!! All us Kims in a musical together??
*squeals along with 4TW* This is going to be amazing!
*starts practising dance moves*
A nice pair of shoulders and melty eye's? I think I've seen a few around ;)
*grabs tap shoes* Lets go!!
lol
LOL
I'm so excited!!
*notices she is looking dazed, waves hand infront of face* Are you ok?
*Looks at casting sheet* Boy what boy? Follows stare and is met with a nice pair of nice shoulders and intense eye's.
Hide the tap shoes? *throws tap shoes through nearby window, hears a crash, whistles unsuspectingly before running off*
Sexy Brit? Rhumba? Yes I want in!!
*grabs 4TWs hand*
We need to go practice, I think I have some dancing with the stars re runs somewhere...
LOL
lol
I love it too, you have made a great Kim so far, you haven't let me and Kim down, so glad you wanted to join!! :D
*joins in 4TW excitement*
I love it too *whispers* So much better than the British one here, I would have to have Mark Ballas, LOVE him!!! What about you?
lol
My favourites were the Paso Doble and the free style they did for the final, that was amazing!
I think Tom Bergeron is hilarious, yet for some reason I just don't like Samantha Harris, she really irritates me!
lol
*does cabbage patch*
*fist bump*
*elbow bump*
*butt bump*
*chest bump*
I noticed you are stalking me on Twitter too! LOL
lol
Are we good? Pinky shake?
*sticks out pinky*
No worries, I meant nothing at all by the lateness of my reply (just work
depriving me of my freedom again)and am in no way offended whatsoever. I
should just quit work and give this my full attention. 4tW is getting all
apologetic too.
*links pinky with PIMSYs*
Got to run again, be back soon
I guess you couldn’t take the heat…LOL
I’ll let you put me on the floor now. *wink*
Good grief.
Take the heat? LOL. I'm not going to ask you how far above 108 your
temperature is.
And actually pretty much any time there are these 20+ minute delays you can
probably assume that it is work-related.
Sure, sure...LOL
Well there goes that promise I made you this morning! hahaha
Did you think I would break it so soon? I hope you are disappointed in my personal defeat.
So who gets paid?
I want you to be yourself. Nothing more, nothing less.
*steps back*
*Mr. Darcy in shock does not move*
*PIMSY laughs*
*walks away and talks over shoulder*
Sorry, just being myself!
LOL
*grabs ziplock bag of unicorn cookies out of backpack*
Here you go PIMSY, how silly of me to neglect to give these to you before!!!!
*continues happy dance*
Go you Go you!!
Of course he should feed you cookies.. your 1st in line!!!
lol...
(don't let KOG see you)
Promise that Kellan will lick the crumbs off my face! Promise me!
LOL
Kellan we're all out of napkins and
PIMSY is covered in crumbs..
What are you gonna do about that Big Brother Kellan?
LOL
(seriously where is KOG..lol!)
Your a naughty little wolf today..
heheha!
lol!
LOL
I have no idea where she went. She said something to 4tw, but I can't remember. Short attention span *points at head*
I am happy to act as her agent - best representing how I think she might respond to the bait laid before her.
* rubs palms together and taps finger *
Ok - I think this will do....... channeling KOG
"Stay the hell away from my man or I will snap you in two before you can stop dry humping his foot which you are not even good enough to lick"
How did I do? Do you think I did her justice. She fights much better than I do - but I gave it my best. LMAO
Now I know who to call when I need some backup...if that ever happens! lol
xoxo!
Yes! Good strategy! Thanks! *winks*
Always up for a fight right here!
Therefore, I fight for Bean!
You can have James if you'd like!
Either that or stick to the dogs!
Then yeah, trust me, you'll get one!
=P
Oh, hi, KOG! I was just on my way out, however, Pimsy asked me to give this back to you in case you see Kellan.
*holds out crumpled, lipsticked-up shirt of Kellans*
Oh. *holds up finger* Wait.
*digs in purse and holds up white ribbed tank, folded and washed* and that's his shirt from last time with me.. I washed it for him. Next time he shouldn't leave stuff on my floor. I'm having trouble locating all his clothign all the time.
Ok, bye now.
lol
I've been looking for those!
Kellan told me that he left his clothes with some desperate girls who just wanted to be near him! Thanks for washing them! That white ribbed tank was a lot of fun for us last night! =D
Bye girl! talk to ya soon! miss ya!
*smirk, eyebrow up*
But, enjoy him. We certainly did.
*looks around to see if anyone watching* *hug* missed you too. Although it was a howling good time while you were out.. he'd make a mean wolf. LOL
*calls security company and yells*
Oh you and PIMSY roleplaying with eachother again?!?! You should really stop that! I can't imagine it is any fun after a while!
Yeah I will admit he bites like one of your dogs! Two, I think their names were....Jacob and....Seth? Well they jumped on me the other day begging me for some fun! They tried biting me to get me going, but it just didn't work!
Kellan is much better at it! =D
I am much worse that you lately....I am actually missing seeing my avatar and have a fear that I will return after my hols and find someone has stolen it!!! You have permission to pummel them if anyone does...
And now for that cookie....I wonder what type of cookie it was...I am sure the people at 17 have read WA and did this for all of us!
I was actually looking for your av the other day, I was like so confused! But then I realized that you have a life...unlike me! haha
But ok! I'll be on the look out! Agent KOG at your service! Ill take out anyone who even thinks about taking your avatar!
I hope they did! Because if they did, I'm hoping that there will be more! More Kellan Lutz eating cookies please! =D
*high fives PIMY*
Kellan probably will if you ask nicely...I'll send him to you.
*calls back to bedroom*
"Hey Lutz, get dressed. PIMSY's got a question for you!"
It was sooo much fun provoking her this morning! LOL
Especially if you try to touch Kellan! LOL
But I dont know if I want to speak to you iff you're gunna go after my man!
I try and stay away from homewreckers!
haha!
Well, it was a moment of weakness and you weren't here...so it was just to easy for me, you see? I did have fun, though! And by look on Kellan's face he was extremely satisfied! hahahah
Homewrecker? So you and Kellan are an item?! Oh! I see... I'm so sorry! I thought he was single and sexy and very available! Do not worry. I assure you I will not seduce your man again. Afterall I am a wolfgirl and wolves are my favorite! Hot and steamy...IF you know what I mean?
I hope we can leave this afternoon behind us and I truly hope you can Kellan can reconcile and forget about his little slip up! LOL
Ciao, PIMSY
Hate mails are what I do best! =D I know that they made your night a whole lot better!
Oh, you forget so easily!?! YOULL NEVER FORGET AGAIN!!!! OR YOU BETTER NOT!!!
Well don't be looking again! I don't care if I'm dead! He'll always be mine! =D
haha
Yes we are! See things will be all better if you dont go homewrecking! I love my wolf girls! =D Wanna be one of them! I dont really understand your taste in men though! too smelly for me! =D maybe we can double sometime!
Well as long as you NEVER sliip up again! I guess I can forgive you! But after this, there's no more slip ups!
I forgive, but NEVER forget! =D
-KOG!
Get ready sit back and enjoy the show(down)! ;)
I have taken it upon myself to act as her agent today so that the wolves are not left tear away at her good name. Though, she is a much better fighter than I am. I just start laughing too hard and can't be taken seriously. : (
Apparently no one wants to go against KOG!
I wonder if your man does?! haha
I'm KOG, nice to meet you!
STAY AWAY FROM KELLAN!
haha
=D
tsk tsk...babe, you're going to have to learn to share. We're BIG sharers
around here!
Nice to meet you too! And Welcome!
I'm not a sharer! Everyone knows that! haha!
I fight for my man! =D
Sometimes if 4tw or the others behave themselves I let them look at him! But that's about all! haha
*WHAM* Hits Scarlet with an "On the Verge" Script and runs.
SHE's not an ALPHA!!!!
lol
*throws shoe at wolfy and pelts her in the head*
Well...that helps a little.
lol
*looks at it*
Hmm. Nice! Can you hit me with the other one while you're at it?
You'll feel better and I'll have a brand new pair to wear clubbing tonight.
LOL
What's wrong Scarlet? Just realized Rob isn't half the man you thought he was?
lol
*throws a cat at wolfy*
Go club with THIS!
lol
Are you serious? That's downright insulting..
*throws shoe back at Scarlet*
*here, kitty kitty kitty. Scratches kitty behind ears and cuddles with it*
Sorry to hear about it. ): I'd go clubbing with you, but the stench would keep the boys away and that's kind of the point.
lol
stench. It'll be all good.
*paces around wolfy*
Now...how to pluck all your excess fur may be a different problem.
lol
*starts jumping up and down*.. I have this really sexy little ensembl---WHAT??? WHAT!!!!
Oh my gosh! THAt was COLD!! Did you just say I'm hairy!!!
*brings out claws*
What is wrong with you VAMPS!!!! It's not like we walk around in Wolf form 90% of the day. We ARE part hu- You know what? Never mind! UGH!!!!
*stomps off*
lol
hairs. he he he
*laughs*
Oh COME ON wolfy...don't pout!
After I'm done you'll look GREAT!
*goes to heat up wax*
*stops*
Wait. How skimpy is the outfit? Is the back open? I need to know how much
wax to get.
lol
I DO NOT HAVE BACK HAIR.
*picks up hot wax and throws it at Scarlet*
Never mind.. I'll just stay single.. FOREVER and kill people for FUN!!!!
*wheels around and leaves*
DON'T GO AWAY MAD!
*chuckles*
Oh, trust me. I'm not.
I'm only going away vengeful.
*sweet sweet smile*
*snickers*
Hey wolfy...look up "incompetence"...I think that's your mug shot below.
*snorts*
ROTFL
Wait a minute. That's right. I thought I'd seen your boyfriends' picture also very closeby.
*rifles through pages quickly..hm..there's me? *smiles at self*
and *goes one page before*
THAT IS HIM!!!
*points to IMPOTENT*
Hmm.. what does that mean? *reads definition* WOW! Sorry 'bout that.
LOL
No, honey...look more closely...see the caption below...see where it "ant."
below...in dictionary world, that stands for antonym...that means opposite.
Now...look back up to your picture...see the caption? "syn." that means
synonym, which means the same.
*pats wolfy on the head*
That was a good lesson for today. We should probably stop. Would you like
some cookies and milk? *passes them in wolfy's direction* Or perhaps you'd
like to take a nap?
lol
grabs book, flips to Patronizing syn. Scarlet's picture is there.
Lifts book to show Scarlet.
*WHAM*
I may be incomptetent, but I have great reflexes.
I think I will have a snack. You look like you may need a nap after that.
Enjoy.
*grabs cookies, eats them, grabs milk container, drinks it right out of the bottle, wipes mouth with arm, smirks and walks out*
lol
was the wittiest
thing you've ever said.
*smacks wolfy on the butt*
Way to go girl!
lol
*fist bump*
Hey! Hey! No need to get fresh. I'm saving my butt for the wolves.
LOL
Shhhh...DON'T tell anyone I did that!
*clears throat*
What are you talking about, crazy woman?
I have no idea. I believe we were just walking past each other on our way to somewhere else. LOL
Right...on your way to the mansion? Cherio!
lol
Uh, right! *whispers "loopy" and walks away whistling*
LOL
No no, honey, wrong direction.
*point her towards Forks*
It's in that direction. Geez...with as much as you've been there you'd
think you'd have a homing beacon by now.
lol
*eyebrow up*
*chuckles*
That's for me to know...and you to never find out.
lol
The "eyes of Texas", babe, the "eyes of Texas" lol
NIce try, though. Practicing for the tabloids?
*the cold hard truth of NY, Scarlet, the cold hard truth of NY*
lol
THAT'S TWO for you today WOLFY!!!
*still laughing*
And no...I'm not into yellow journalism...I just report the FACTS!
lol
*Goes to buy more sugar at grocery store*
LOL
lol
wooooo...it's a little spooky over here.
lol
Yeesh! *whispers* Scarlet, Scarlet, are you there? I can't see anything..
*hears rustling* Ohmygosh.. *flicks out claws*
lol
It's just me! Don't scratch me.
Do you have a flashlight?
LOL
the light.
lol
lol
you can see. Get us out of here!
Ok.. I think I'm seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.. *stops* Oh no! Does this mean we're dead? Go BACK! Go BACK!!!
LOL
know the pack can't survive without you.
1...2..3............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wait...before we run out and everyone can see and hear us....I just wanted
to say thank you for cheering me up. You're my favorite person today.
ok..GO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
*steps out into light* WE MADE IT!!!!!!!!
and I'm off to get fresh air before I wilt..
See ya later or tomorrow, Scarlet.. hope e/t gets worked out.
lol
*starts whistling "If I only had a brain"*
Nice!!
LOL
you did mean.. her right, not me?
*stares suspiciously*
Your heart is still beating (despite SpankMe's comment on the bloody Rob
post - what's with these vamps and logic today?) And rather quickly now if
I am hearing correctly.
*cold, aloof expression*
Just wanna know if I should watch out for you or not..
*smirk*
Not that I'm all that worried.
going to pretend that word never appeared. : )
lol
I'll tackle you again if that's what you want. : )
Nah, I figure the first time you pinned me must have been beginners luck and I wouldn't want to embarrass you in public at this moment. Probably took all your energy just to do that. I'll let it slide for the day.
Oh, and here..
*hands Mr. DArcy cup of tea*
*tiny pretzel is inside*
Mmm. good right? That's how we drink it after you lost the blockade in Boston Harbor.
*walks away laughing*
LOL
Colonials
Here, you haven't taken the tea and now you've gone and hurt my feelings. I had difficulty finding a pretzel small enough to fit into that cup. You could at least show some appreciation.
*grin*
I'm much obliged.
*takes tea*
*eyes it suspiciously*
*thinks: Don't hurt 4tw's feelings Don't hurt 4tw's feelings Don't hurt
4tw's feelings*
*drinks*
Happy?
Very.
You?
You know, I heard that Colonel Fitzwilliam is a much nicer brother to his sister than you are to yours.
And he makes better tea.
Oy, that was just low......
I can't even respond to that.
That was low.....
*gasps for breath and tries to stand up straight*
ROTFL.....lolololololololololloolLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL
*walks off laughing and holding up "v" fingers for victory"
ROTFL.......................................................................
OK. You win this round but tomorrow will by mine.
ROTFL..... I'll TRY really hard to be worried..
*tries to arrange face in worried expression*
*doesn't work*
lol
I'll see you tomorrow : )
"no, I fear"
but I'll just give you that one since you need a competetive edge today.
G'night. ;)
*4TW catches it*
Awwwww man!!!!!
HI SCARLET!!!!! Maybe you should try throwing Thick Classical Books, they seem to have better effects on her Very Thick Skull.
*hands Scarlet a Very Thick Book*
LMAO
Hmm...Little Women....that might work.
*chunks LW at wolfy*
Take THAT you mangy mutt!
*Runs in victory circles and high fives SpankMe"
Thanks!
*high fives Scarlet*
WOOOOOO!!!! Score 1 to the Vamp Girls!!!!
LMAO!!
*stops suddenly*
*looks around*
Hmmm...she must have run off.
Guess again!
*walks off*
lol
Boooo! *chuckling*
*howls with laughter*
lol
Nice! I wanted a mineral mud treatment before this evening.
But, wouldn't want to be selfish....
*leaps at Scarlet, knocking her down, pins her to ground and smears mud all over face*
Free facial and trust me. You needed it.
*smirks and leaves, calling*
Watch yourself, the only water nearby is on the LaPUSh side of the treaty line!
*smirking from ear to ear*
Good Idea...I fogot about that threat!
*runs off to the rez*
I can get back some of the cash I chucked at Jake yesterday by giving him
some lessons! Ya know...a little Higgins/Dolittle thing...only...I think
I'll teach him to moan instead.
lol
*walks off* See ya. Watch out for Paul..he's been in a bit of a mood lately.
lol
and jumps up.
Nice try. I needed a little rest. Thank you. I feel better for having had a 10 second nap.
*drops book on her and walks away, smacking Scarlet on way out*
lol
*whispers* I only hurt ppl I like.
(:
"You know your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash."
*watches 4tw stalk off*
*chases after her*
LMAO I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!
*gives 4tw a bear hug*
i knew you like me really!!!!! but really, was dropping that HUGE book on me yesterday actually necessary??!!!
LOL
Fine...i'll go...i at least thought that we could have a decent conversation without flying Classics/chairs/shoes/branches/bazookas/violent hysterics...*sniffs again* but no, that's okay, i'm leaving...
*walks out of post*
Snap out of IT!!! *goes to grab branch, stops horrified, then drops itl*
So.. *sits down and looks interested*
Why do you like Edward better than Jake? What's wrong with you??
I mean..sorry.. sorry.. why do you like Edward? Tell me..
lol
*sprints back into post and almost runs back out as 4tw grabs branch*
*sits down right beside 4tw*
Right...
"Team Jacob is comprised of bitter whiners who hate love, and would probably have wanted Juliet to end up with Paris, and Mr. Darcy to take up with his sickly cousin. While I'm on Team Edward, if only because he has better merch, I can still fathom why some people could gravitate to Jacob. Yes, Edward is handsome and intelligent, understanding and patient, mysterious yet open, and dangerous yet fiercely protective. (He also sparkles in the sunlight, drives a Volvo, and can read people's minds, which would be highly entertaining.) But even though he doesn't really want Bella to become a vampire to be with him, you know she'll have to. Sooner or later. And plus wolves are really volatile creatures and you saw what happened to Emily's face AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS IMPRINTING THING?!!!its like infatuation to the Max, like a fly on flypapaer, you get my drift. Anyway Edward is a truly nice gentleman and he REALLY cares for Bella and would do ANYTHING for her.
Plus EVERYONE knows that Edward is b.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l
...And that is why i like Edward.
Now....Tell me about...um, Jacob...
Ok..back to you, SpankMe.. *wicked grin*
I am not a bitter whiner. I never whine. And I'm not bitter. Just violent. And I am team Jacob.. but to the issue at hand:
1. I am team Jacob but have no wish to see Jake with Bella..therefore am not bitter at all about the fact that he didn't get Bella. I like Jake for who he is, regardless of the fact that he "lost" in the end. I am Team Jake because he is the kind of boy/man/wolf I personally gravitate towards although there are aspects of Edward I really like.. his gentlemanly behavior, etc. For the Jake ppl I know none of us were suggesting that Bella love who she is not meant to be with , it's more that we ourselves would have chosen a Jake, most likely.
2. Edward also has his flaws. Some ppl find Jake annoying and pushy, but I also found Edward's "arranged babysitting" of Bella condescending and pushy and I swear to you if I'd had to cancel plans with my friends to be forced into lockdown, Edward sure as h*ll wouldn't have gotten anywhere close to my lips/body that evening. Bella is very forgiving.
And the melodramatic.. "I will kill myself if you die" isn't all that romantic for me. I appreciate someone who has a desire to give back to life/society despite the hardships around them rather than shut down. Yes.. the thought is romantic in book, not so much in real life.
Yes, Edward is beautiful, but I prefer interesting and lively.. and Jake although flawed is beautiful and alive in all his volatility and sunshininess. And on a shallow note, I prefer big shoulders and dark eyes and hair.
LOL
Okay i agree with you on Edwards condenscedingness (jeez, you couldnt have chosen a shorter word??) towards Bella but its perfectly clear from the beginning that Bella is a somewhat Retard and therefore NEEDS to be patronised...i admit even i was a little freaked that she didnt freak when Edward confessed that he'd been watching her sleep BUT i still love my Edward because he sure as hell could kick Jacob's butt if he wanted to...so, yeah. End of. For now.
Yes, I am glad that we agree Bella is a bit pathetic, but STILL. I am pathetic and I HATE being patronized even if someone is right. What happened to sitting down and having a meaningful conversation with someone and discussing stuff as if she had a brain and could handle the truth and THEN if she disagrees and it's still unsafe, he can drag her sorry butt somewhere.
Still not liking it when Edward pulls power trips. And hides the truth. And uses dazzling kisses to get his way. *sticks tongue out at Edward.. unfair*
lol
Oh, if you want to respond to this in Michael Welch post you can.. it's shorter. so more ppl can see and give their opinions. Just find me over there if you want. OR not. I'm NOt EDward. I'll give you a choice.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I may have disappeared due to work and having a vacation but no one is stealing the alpha crown from me and TWP!!! We were the original pack girls....as TRP and IH2 will tell you as they were next to wonder down the reservation and come onboard!! LOL
Good Morning/Evening to you, TSH!!!
Hope your vacation was outstanding!
*chuckling*
PIMSY and 4tw had a WONDERFUL rumble while you were gone!! PIMSY won *winK* and took over! lol
4tw HATES that I call her (pimsy) "Alpha" and I am LOVING IT!
You guys have to at least give PIMSY an honorary Alpha, she was awesome! lol
And just because you started the pack, doesn't mean you get to keep it! *wink* lol
Just ask Sam!
LOL
*blows kisses to TSH*
Its afternoon here in sunny London (woot woot for no rain!)
Oh vacation is next week :D These last 2-3 weeks I have just been bombarded
with work which really isn't fair...people always go on about a work life
balance and I need to work out a work nmm and life balance....so far I'm
tipped more on the work side but a week away next week will be
fantastic....I just hope the british weather holds out and the sun stays!
oooo missy you'll be starting a catfight between me and pimsy! Come on
Pimsy bring it....this alpha isn't giving up without a fight!!!! LOL
*sharpens claws*
*Grits teeth*
hmmm....maybe I should just go to the doc and get something to knock her out
with and then I can scream victory!!
LMAO
*glances at calendar disparagingly*
I know what you mean about balance. I wince in thinking I have to go back to work in a little over a month and panic that I'll have to give up this fun cyber-life.
Hope the weather holds for your break!
Good luck keeping your title! lol
*snickers to self*
I'm going to enjoy watching every moment!
lol
OPS!
*hands on mouth*
Sorry...I miss my pack! No Sam, Embry or Quil news :(
LOL
And sorry, that's not true because his lips are always next to mine!
Sucks for you!
The way he kept looking at it..... wow.
Never in my life have I wanted to be a cookie and a straw (the one Rob was chewing on the other day) so badly!
Yey, my first "thanks"!!!
He is so adorkable :D really sexy man :D
I think he is reading WA...You're a bad boy in that one Kellan!!!I'm sure you like it :D
Good to know that :)
*runs off to whip up an extra special batch with a little added something*
This is gonna make getting him back to my place a lot easier :) LOL
They may as well have made him sit in Scooby doo Pj's and hold a fluffy unicorn too :) LOL
Trust me, he knows!
We act out the meadow scenes every day!
haha
Oh he must just be playing coy then ....naughty boy :) lol
Everyone is drooling now!
Too bad he's MINE! haha
I wish I could say I've been having Peter's injection lately as I think that special drug could help me cope with the early hours and late nights at work but alas I have to say I have just been living on coffee instead!
But give me a week...once I get back from vacation there will be no stopping me again!!! I can be all bada$$ again!!
You better come back! Theres never any stopping you...unfortunately! haha, jk jk! =D And who said you were ever bada$$? I must have missed that! haha
You want me to show you! LOL
Coffee v Injection....the injection wins because that drug you can't buy
over the counter!
see this is why i am determined to ask peter about WA at comic con...because even if they aren't aware they will be then!!
Where is this fanfic?
i love how he goes out of his way to tease taylor just like Emmett did in Breaking Dawn with Bella!! haha. He is so alike its uncanny
:)
45 seconds of Kellan eating Girl Scout Cookies just sold 106 boxes.
Can''t wait for new moon (Taylor without shirt)
I like the competetive thing about Taylor, first a sort of bet with Alex Meraz, he won.., and now with Kellan!
Using only your tongue :) That's skill :) lol
*happy thoughts*
*dirty thoughts*
*happy dirty thoughts!*
They could be doing bad things and I would be like "wow... Look at him... he does that so.... beautifully" lol
:(
*thinks about cookies and mind goes to fanfic, Emmett cookies* lmao
wait, what happned, my mind went somewhere else right now! ;)
He is just so cute but now i want some cookies.
i love him, hes so cute with his little cookie
"What is the name of the cookie he is eating?"
I got a cookie he can eat..lol!!
He is sooooooooooooo cute!
cookies.. cookies...Gotta love cookies!
Why is there cookies everywhere? Maybe i've been reading too much ff... like many of us, i guess..
So uh, long day at work! But I'm glad to be here to take out some Kellan lookers!
Who's up for a fight?!?
Any takers?!? Or should I say, any losers?!
haha
LOL
You know I can't because I won't be checking this for a whole week now else I would have been all 'Oh I know what I would be putting into that mouth instead of a cookie...etc etc!!
Woot woot one week with no laptop, no mobile I will un reachable...it'll be like going into the stone age!
BOO YOU!
Oh and, do you know whats gunna be going in your mouth? My fist when I punch you! =D
haha, much love!
I need a break KOG....
I've been working like I'm on fire the past few weeks and though I miss nmm
and the fact my inbox is full of news that I don't even have time to send to
Will....I am looking forward to a week of not tapping away on the laptop but
for my sins I know that next week will all of a sudden be wolf overload and
I will miss out....I'm hoping they all stay hidden again and I don't have
anything to fear!
I am still contemplating giving someone access to my id..not to mod but just
so they can 'lookie here TSH is about!'
I'll still have my phone...I'm told it only works when I run up a hill
apparently so that will be interesting...either I won't have the energy to
run or if I do I will call you!!
I just drooled on my laptop.
Kellan: New Moon's going to be ......
*look down at cookies*
....great!
There'll be .....
*look down at cookies some more*
...ummm..where was I again? Oh right! There'll be a lot more Taylor. Oh what the heck!
*Throw entire bag of cookie in mouth*
Seventeen magazine! This is what you get for giving me a bag of cookies!
Kellan: yea Taylor tried to beat me. That's never going to happen Taylor. Never.
LOL. the wolf girls didn't even hear that b/c they were drooling for kellan.
my twilife weekend, Twi-eye candy? They have a smokin pic of him!!!
kellan Lutz+cookies= THINK I'M IN HEAVEN!..
heehee, yummy!