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You were called the "leading expert in all things Twi… the master of it all"... I am so proud of you right now!
I know we didn't want to stoop to the KStew Prego talk, but I love how you approached the rumors.
*standing ovation*
Well done, sir! Well done.
This is soo ridiculous, though.
People, look at the other cr*p that they are using on the cover!
Michael Jackson murdered?? Jen bawlin' "over Brad"??
Come on people, just 'cause a smut rag printed it, does NOT mean it's true!
In fact, putting it on this magazine pretty much guarantee's it's NOT true!
lol...
Favorite Part: Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One!
Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One! LOL!!!
I would SAY IT OUTLOUD..
Rob Pattinson is MY BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!
"OUT LOUD...SAY IT.."
Vvvvvvaaaaa- BABY DADDY!!! LOL!!!
pregnant hahahhahaha
"you're impossibly warm, you throw up in the mornings, you crave the weirdest foods.. your emotions are giving me whiplash... I know what you are..""
we are funny.. we are silly...we are smutty.. and WE LOVE TWILIGHT.
What more could anyone ask?
LOL
*giggles*
I'm going to watch Twilight again tonight. Maybe watching it for the 300th time will get me pregnant with RP's baby. LMAO!!!
Pregnancy by lust - interesting idea! Thank God that doesn't happen or we'd all be knocked up by now. LOL
*shudders while remembering pregancy and child birth *
Brilliant :)
too great bahhah
Yes, please, and THANK YOU-- I'll take it all!
we are funny.. we are silly...we are smutty.. and WE LOVE TWILIGHT.
What more could anyone ask?
robert pattinson with a big red bow in my room hahahhaha
Here ye, here ye...
But then again she is afraid of screaming crowds of teenage girls and if they hated the idea of her dating Rob...imagine what they think of her if she is indeed carring the golden child!?
Well done :)
ROFLMAO....
Twins I tell ya, twins! That huge bump on such a tiny person is bound to cause health problems as its so huge!
Heck the top of my arm is bigger than her waist! Its so much beyond ridiculous that you just have to laugh!
*looks at own arms*
I started a diet today :) I am so crabby....i've been shouting at everyone :) they keep putting choc bars on the desk and begging me to eat one :) lol
I keep verbally attcaking myself with threats every damn day to start a diet, Pfff...Gastric Bands are down to £4000 now, *goes books self an emergency appointment* Can anyone say finance? Loans? LOL
I finished WA at 6.37am this morning, I started it at 2pm on Thursday, Im like a zombie, haven't slept. Was really good. But I got really confused when he had his first hallucination off Bella, and then they got all groiny, I was scratching my head and having to go back and re-read that part, must have been the sleep deprivation LOL I balled my eyes out, like full on sobbing form after that, took me twice as long to read cause I couldn't see the screen with all the tears.
One thing I want to know is where the hell is my Edward Cullen? I'm really going to have extremely high standards when it comes to men now, all that Love and Adoration!
I am having my Boobs done before any gastric bad...oh and a few other nips and tucks :) I'll be putting that on my visa :) lol
I remember reading WV till 6 a.m LOL
That chapter confused me too, and then i read all her extra notes saying she got psychologists to give her advice about it. And now it makes sense lol :) Severe sleep deprivation :)
*whispers* I don't think there really are guys like that out there :( booo
but she really did her research on what it would be like for a person going through those psychological issues. for that, i say bravo!!!
Reading all these books is giving me cravings though, LOL
You need a really good sh*t detector :) Mine is pretty good lol :) And you must take no bull what-so-ever!!!! Guys are just like kids...they need clear boundaries and naughty steps LOL
We'll save up and do it together :)
Boobie boot camp LOL
We'll save up and do it together :)
Boobie boot camp LOL
And thanks for the daily update of nmm.org. :)
We didn't want to add to the fire of this rumor but you went
about it with style...
Hi5 NMM.org..
LMFAO @ Here Ye, Here Ye..I am the Chosen One!
BRILLIANT!
"I am the chosen one"
LMAO
*high five*
i have a secret to share with you...
I am pregnant and it's all bc of Rob's sexy brooding stare..
^^^^^^ see above comment ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
SCORE for me =)
you are TOO!!??
I wonder if our children will look alike? LOL. Flip moms with RP for baby daddy.
oh wait, why am i laughing...pregnancy is not a laughing matter...haha
yes, our children will be so beautiful! i mean who can deny the awesome mix of parental heritages???
oh man can u imagine Rob as a baby daddy?
omg i'm dying of laughter. though i can't wait to see how he interacts with his young co-star in RM
Because Rob is the only guy we wouldn't through ourselves down a flight of stairs upon hearing the pregnancy news!
Ok, maybe that's not quite as funny either, but it was to me!
MMM.. Rob Filipino hybrid baby. A mixture of Rob and Alex Meraz?
Did you end up reading the script for RM? I still haven't--- there's a little girl?? LOL
stairs upon hearing the news..but then i'd stop myself just seconds before
bc how could I harm a little Robbie jr?!
HHAHAAHAHA JK
hell yeah! hybrids are the best looking babies out there! =)
and uhmm, you would know! :-)
ps:yes i did read the RM script, sorry for that little spoiler. my bad but
you've seen the pics of the little girl. i'm not telling you anything else
until you have pledged to either have read the script or to get rid of
ultimate tempation delete that email forever
We will live in England for the first 3-4 years- just so that he'd have an authentic british accent.
hybrid babies, yes! I am the mix of irish and filipino- so throw a little englishmen in me (no pun intended) and BAM! Robbie Jr. LOL
Oh, and I was kidding about the RM script- I knew the little girl was his little sister :0) I've read the first 10 pages or so, just haven't had time to finish. who knows if I will?
England? aghghg it's kinda cold and rainy...oh well, if it helps develop the
same accent as Rob's I guess 3-4 rs of living in England is acceptable...
OMG! i was like sh*t i hope i didn't give away a spoiler...geez! got me good
on that one. i can't believe you stopped after 10 pgs! finish it! hahah no
i'm just playing...
Robbie Jr, then Roberta for the girl.
Oh no, I just has a flash back to the movie "Now and Then"- christina ricci/rosie o'donnell's character. Scratch the Roberta name. LOL
also just thought i'd throw something out there (which most people have probably noticed but yeah...): the austrailian magazine said that the 'source' was 'a close friend of kristen.' firstly, why would someone who was close enough to kristen to have been told this huuuuge news then go tell a magazine, and second... what the HALE are they doing in austrailia?!?!?!?!!
it's all lies i tell you, LIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
points of discussion:
- it's not true
- there's no way it could actually ever be true
- anyone who thinks it's true is a foooooooool
- it's a lieeeee!!!
LOL!!
hmmm your conspiracy theory is a good one... maybe it's...
- someone who didn't succeed with killing rob by getting him runover by a taxi, so decided to make him suicidal instead?
- someone who loves rob and hopes that he will hate kristen and magically come running to them in despair, only for their 'comforting/ evil' hands to be ready when he appears?
- someone that wanted to seek revenge on kristen and rob..? but for what remains the question
- a stupid austrailian magazine that wanted to make stuff up in order to sell loads of copies (which, unfortunately, has been a success :/)
wow i think we have a case here lol!!!
How could it NEVER be true?? He has a boy bit and she had a girl bit......
The following is still possible at some future date:
Post filming drinky drinky....ooops how did i get in this bed..panic...panic....4 weeks later.....crap that looks like a blue line...
also, i don't really know much about being pregnant but i swear that after 4 weeks a bump wouldn't show..?
ahh i know. there IS a baby inside kristen... but it's just a FOOD BABY!!! it happens to everyone, and unfortunately for famous people like her it's pretty easy for the press to blow it (far, FAR) out of proportion :(
i'll bet she's looking skinny as a stick now though lol!!
i got it BREAKING DAWN hello they are parody the movie to soon don't you think so?
Hey, you disappeared yesterday...everything okay with the little guy's foot?
It's a real drama factory here at the moment :)
The 3 of them have declared war on each other, and Small one being extra clingy since footgate :)
Isn't that how we all got our babies? I think you are making a gross generalization!
ROTFLMAO
And i was standing up 2 of the times *scratches head* I thought it wasn't supposed to happen if you were standing :) LOL
*sends virtual nanny with can of whoopa$$*
Very good arguments WIME!!!
perhaps it's my lawyer genes trying to get out LOL!
*stops suddenly*
*looks done at own belly*
OH crap.....how am i going to explain i'm pregant with triplets when my hubby gets home....
*panic panic*
How's she going to knott those shirts around a preggo-belly?!?!?!
PLUS, Kristen, if you come up with some weirdo name like Kobert or Risten or Renessme or Coco, we're coming out of the woodwork to personally throw the beatdown on you.
Scarlet's a good name though.
I think they should go with Bella for a gild or Edward for a boy :) Just think of the Hello spread LOL
She can still wear the knotted T shirts :) She can just knott under the bump :)
Oh and she can buy one of those It's Rob's Baby T-shirts for real LOL
But....but....Scarlet's a good name too...*sniff sniff*
lol
OR She could be like Brittney-Hooch and knot it above the belly. lol
I think she should wear one that says, "Yep...he screwed me and not (or knot lol) you!"
Hey Nikki Reid!!!! HAHAHAHA
LOL
Or suck it Nikki Reed.
Or
Hey Emile De-French-Name-I-Can't-Spell!
lol
<3 <3 <3
*searches online for sparkly wool*
Get your head off the ground and back into the clouds with us where it belongs!
lol
Nooooooooooooo, don't tell me he's NOT Edward :)
*Smooths Nicky's hair*
Shhhhh....Shhhhh...Don't listen to the crazy lady....Rob is Edward....Rob is Edward.
*re-reads soothing words from Scarlet**
Geesh, that was a close one. I almost re-entered reality.
LOL
How have I never met you before today???
I don't know, I've been on here awhile...
The important thing is that now we have each other...
to tag-team against Pimsy.
LMAO
There's only so many different countries music I can to torture her w/. lol
I think we should call Ceasar, he specializes in those red zone cases. Maybe a daytrip to the Dog Psychology Centre would help. :)
LOL
Oh, your avatar makes me crack up by the way:) lol
Ok, a month with Ceasar is going to be expensive. Let's pass the hat around and see what we can get...
*takes bottles to recycling, puts $3.50 in hat*
LOL
dear Rob and Kris,
I know you guys are looking forward to filming BD (so are we) and both of you treat your job seriously,
but for Heaven's sake you didn't have to treat it THAT seriously,
honestly there are many ways of looking pregnant on the screen without actually being with child...
and you have a problem with timing, I don't think you would be filming BD in less that 8 months... :p
those young actors... such a lack of experience...
LMAO!!!
sorry, I just couldn't help it ;)
By all counts, I, too, am pregnant by immaculate conception bc:
1) Rob can impregnate women with just a stare --> duh i stare @ his pics 24/7
2) i have a little bump --> it's not coffee & donuts you IDIOTS, it's the Sparkly One's baby!
3) vomit session last wkend --> heck no it wasn't bc of those margaritas, shots chased down by beer, it's all due to Rob's beautiful baby changing my hormone levels
just thought i'd share with you all
xoxoxo
so hilarious! i love LTT/LTR and i was excited to see they featured YOU newmoonmovie.org!!!
It'll be like ancient chinese culture, where there are wives #1, #2,#3 and their children.. except hopefully our kids can be friends, LOL
I've got dibs on naming mine Robbie Jr.!
I CAME UP WITH ROBBIE JR!
idk about our kids being friends now....
LOL!
I love this picture.
At least some tabloid magazines make their pictures look legit.
This magazine has Kristens "stomach" starting in the middle of her pants.... if her pants were open to support such a growth coming out of her pants they would surely look different.
You can see the feather tool marks that they used. The underside of Kristens "stomach" is fuzzy and almost see through at some points.. they softened the edges too much.
The magazine also forgot the basics of anatomy. Where the belly button lies, the contours of a pregnant womans stomach.
They just through some photoshop onto her picture to make her look preggers.
I think it is horrible and ignorant. I really wish tabloids would grow up soon.
Do they think that if they publish something then it will come true?
I really wish that K.Stew's lawyer would sue the hell out of that magazine :)
But it would be a constant battle, and no one would win.
I think its such a shame how people will destroy other peoples lives (read: Jon & Kate, Brad and Jennifer.. etc) for a quick buck.
BTW - love your name!
Maybe they photoshopped her face as well? put on some "baby weight", gave her "pregnant mom skin"?
Lame.
Lol, thanks for the name comment. I figured... I am team Vamp, punching werewolves doesn't hurt them... meh. Lol!
They are slowly growing on me though.. maybe its because they have broken my hand many times? (hehe)
It's too bad it's such an enormous and time consuming affair for them to take all these mags to court. Rob and Kristen would probably never have to work again with the settlements they'd get.
I don't get why it's legal to print whatever you want about a person for public consumption. Whatever happened to accountability?
Isn't slander a criminal offense?
Not sure.. but I remember when a celebrity died and people were talking a lot of smack about them.. Facebook threatened them with a slander charge
Lol, look at me putting Facebook threats to real life...
but can people be charged with slander?
can a MAGAZINE be charge with slander? or would it be the writer of the story?
THAT'S the word, couldn't think of it..
Well, I know many celebrities have sued over lies printed about them and won. There's probably not enough time in the world to take all the lies about Rob to court and hash them out.
I wish they would,
or perhaps they are laughing about it?
I can see Rob being the type of guy to just stand back and laugh at it all...
And Kristen the type to blush and try to ignore it?
But hopefully they understand that tabloids print stories about them because they know how much Pattz and Stew are loved! That is why they get front page... that is why they get slandered..
Horrible as it sounds, people are slandered because the fans love them..
*shudders at the thought or writers hurting their favourite actors for money*
I wouldn't find it flattering myself, or glad that it was a sign of my fame. I don't know how they deal with it.
:(
Sucks.
I was just hoping that they aren't getting hurt over stuff like this..
A lot of celebrities fall into the abyss because of crappy tabloids *sigh*
One day, maybe when the world is a better place (unlikely), tabloids will stop slandering and only report on the truth, or on happy things. Not constantly bringing doom and gloom to other peoples lives.
*burns down stores that carry tabloids*
How do you keep replying to the posts that don't have reply boxes anymore?
Share some wisdom.....
Its not stupidity. I just learnt it the other day from KOG.
you go to newmoonmovie.disqus.com and find the thread you are looking for. click on more, then view thread on disqus.
find the reply you want to reply to and click reply. lol
Very cool.
Feelin' kind of smart today... :)
:)lol
*feels giddy for a moment with all the possibilites*
LOL
LOL
Your avatar's gonna give us all nightmares tonight.
Are you happy now?
I heard you wanna send me to some anger management place!! *arches eyebrow*
Was is THAT about kitty?
We're only thinking of your happiness and well-being, Pimsy.
Amanda and I thought some time at Ceasar Milan's Dog Psychology Centre would benefit you, seeing as how you're obviously a red-zone case.
It's not your fault...wolves aren't born bad..they're raised that way.
We know there's a kinder, gentler wolf inside you aching to be free!
LOL
Hmmm…hot, male nurses, tying me down and drugging me up! *sly smile*
Sounds like FUN! LOL
Lucky dog.
LOL
*grins wickedly*
*runs to convince other people to find more Disney inspired avatars*
What in the hell are you doing? Is that *tries not to vomit* Efron?
You are a Kimsis! You do realise me and Kim hate him? We have never watched HSM and never will!!!
Is Patience a bad influence on you? Has she put you up to this sickening act? *glares down at Patience* I saw you with your Miley avatar!!.. I just don't know what else to say..
LOL
But it also makes me sad to see the haters. I think Zach is HOT!!! Come on!! Look at him and tell me he's not.
*focuses on Kim with Zach's baby blues*
and.. and.. get a tan!!!!
*walks away perkily*
lol
Stop flashing those things around, they'll do someone an injury!
Hot? Hot? *looks worriedly at 4TW* Are you drunk?
Don't try and pull that crap with me, I hate him, he's vile!!! *runs away while screaming*
LOL
*4tW' clutches heart* OUCH!! Vile?? *achingly whispers* He's beautiful. I .. I.. *bursts into tears*
C'mon Zach. Let's go.
I had to be honest with you... I didn't mean to be so harsh though... I still love you though, you are my Kimsis.. I just can't expand that to him.. I just can't *eye's well up* You understand?
I was having a horrible day and he made me so happy... and you.. you .. HATE him..
*walks off sobbing* I'll come back when I'm my wolf again..
*sniffle*
What's with Miley and 4thewolf as Efron??
I can't stop laughing!!!
We were trying to scare some vamp girls away! *wink*
It scared me!!
I thought you girls lost
it there for a minute..
LOL!!
I want to post a story... about this magazine company.
NEWS WEEKLY EDITORIAL TEAM EATS BABIES!
*insert photoshopped image of editorial team eating babies*...
*buys photoshop.. installs it on computer*
Now where is that screen shot of the monster in Pans Labyrinth who eats the fairies? That will be a good cover page
*starts looking on google images*
Poor Kristen & Rob.
*flutters lashes while polishing halo*
I am not even going on the ice cream rob post
*covers eyes from temptation* LOL
I am feeling strangely un-smutty
*panics*
I am going to lie down for a while...somethings wrong with me :) LOL
lol
THAT HALO IS WAYYYYY CROOKED!
LOL
nice! :)
YEAP!
I'M THE CHOSEN ONE....
*sniggers* :D
I see a Maury Povich show coming
"Who is my baby daddy?"
WIll....you should have used the picture of Rob looking at the camera, saying BOO: Now you all pregnant :) Priceless :)
ROTF
But I think I prefer other ways of getting pregnant:)
Not that I want it or something, I'm too young LOL!
good one, nicnixs! :)
maybe i am already impregnated LOL
you're cracking me up! lol :)
LOL
1) THat picture is sooooooo photoshopped! You can really tell, plus the belly button looks disformed and it looks like it's in the wrong place.
2) The article said that Kristen announced the news via twitter, WHEN KRIS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TWITTER!
3) Who can trust tabloids?
4) It freakin says that Michael Jackson could be murdered. wtf? We all know that's not true. (Unless they are talking about the doctors that gave him the prescriptions for the drugs, but that's still a different story. R.I.P. MJ)
Anyways, this is totally not true, and if it was WE WOULD SEE THE SO CALLED "BUMP" IN OTHER PICTURES!
In my defence i don't have your number
*look at feet*
O I said this....
OMG!!!! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE??!!!! GOOD ONE......AND WTF NMM.ORG, I GET UP AND THERES LIKE A WHOLE FRICKEN SITE OF NEW POSTS... AND TO MY GIRLS....MAY U SCANKS BURN IN HALE FOR NOT TEXTING ME.......ughhhhhhhhh
Guess the hale thing must of made someone P Oed.....O well.....Sorry...guess no one on here can take a fricken JOKE PPL!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I seeing this right?? RR modded!!
Wow! I miss those days!!!
I am preparing for you to get MOD'd again!
*tears up with RR*
next time we'll tweet you when stuff like this happens! :0)
Well, you'd better add one, I think that someone might be a RR imposter!
If you DO ever get on to twitter, add me: RIMR_
:0) Shameless shout out #2
Ugh tabloids!
Sheesh those tabs!!
They just want to make more money, they don't care about anything (or anyone) else.
BULL.
Just look at all the other stories the magazine features!
They dont leave Michael alone even after his death and they're constantly talking crap about Jen and Brad Pitt.
The magazine just screams BULLSH*T to me.
Or are they really so obsessed and delusional to think that they're discovering first insights?
It is sad, that tabloids sell well with such stubpid stories.
If your going to address the rumors, thats probably the best way to do it- by turning it into a joke.
other than that who cares? It's kinda up to her at the end of the day what she does with her life. If people on this website always say to give them personal space then just leave it at that.
Plus, it's from a tabloid. And Austrailian tabloid that wasn't even KNOWN before this.
Look at the other headlines, Britney is not 'getting married, y'all' and michael jacksons death was not murder.
You do realise that you spelt Australian wrong don't you :)
ROTF
Too funny....you're off the hook Will :)
*high fives nicnixs*
We protect our master.
he he he
I dub thee Kinky Will :) LOL
*bows in submission and reverence*
Those tablids never even had my attention.
Too much BS for me to waste my time on.
Those in their right mind know this is just a very idiotic rumor.
In the words of Edward Cullen, "You are absurd!"
Lol.
I used to work at a popular grocery chain putting magazines out on the shelves.. I would read every tabloid just to see what kind of BS they are putting out there.
The only magazines I will half believe are Hello and People.
They are the only ones who respect the fact that celebrities are still people.
The other magazines just slander.
*shakes fist*
And I also love the chosen one, that is great. But, considering she is really young. I don't think she would think of it that way.
I feel so sorry for Rob & Kristen because of all of the stupid rumors in tabloids and stuff, and of course the psycho ''fans''. Poor guys!
on the other hand, while i know this is completely false, how awesome would a Robsten love child be???
lol and the comment about the tequila, cigarettes and joint were hilarious too!
Edit : That isn't even Kristen!! ::Points at the picture to the right::
We need to stop feeding the INSANITY & STOP POSTING THIS CRAP.
Will is taking the P*ss out of the rumors :)
The rumors are be denounced in the funniest way- and hopefully this article will get people to shut UP about it already. LOL
Too bad it's other people's life, especially such great people like Rob and Kris.
I heard this rumour about Rob having a huge crush on Emile ;)
Well each time he works with a new leading lady, there gonna be such stories LOL
*looks up and around*
What? So what if I'M the one who started that rumor?? I shall will the truth into existence! LOL
those rumours **sighs**
I think you'd have lovely children though LOL
too bad they would barely see their father, mostly on TV lol
LOL
*blushes* I like to think we'd have lovely children, too- thanks :0)
Pssht.. they would barely see their mother, too!
"Bye Kids, mommy's going off with daddy!" --> parenting skills at their worst!
Are you having a good friday so far?
you need a good child minder **raises hand**
oh my Friday was cool, I finished WA finally :)
I loved it, really even though the last few chapters felt really sad ;( Oh but I loved Ed's cooking at the end:) I was laughing really hard lol
Yay for finishing WA-- now we just all have to wait for ch. 50! And Edward's cake? LOL! I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. the cherry liqueur or those two blenders destroyed in the process!!
Ok, so when do we start LYIO??
:0)
Hmm well I dunno I have guests tomm :(They just called they'd come, so I will be spending all the time in the kitchen tomorrow, hope I won't be braking the blender cos I don't have a second one :) So I think it's LYIO from Monday for me :(
But hey sweetie you don't have to wait for me, I know you're just dying to start reading it ;)))
All day in the kitchen? You can make some.. Flotsam Florentines? LOL.. I had to google the definition of "Flotsam" by the way- I'm such a nerd sometimes!
..and as Twi-obsessed as I am, the 23 yr old in me likes to go out and party on the weekends, and NO drinking and FF'ing for me, that is SO dangerous, LOL!
So I will get started on it either Sunday night or Monday, it works out great! :0)
I'm glad to hear that you had to google it:)
I thought it was only me and my weak English that didn't understand some of those cookie names LOL
Oh well half day in the kitchen and the rest time partying ;)
Oh that's great! If we start simultaneously we'll be able to share our thoughts on that one LOL
I can't wait to see what all the fuss is about this LYIO. I guess we'll find out in due time!
Have a fabulous weekend- I'll probably only be able to tweet via my phone for the next two days-
*blows kisses*
'see' you all Monday!
talk to you on Monday!!!
Have fun **blows kisses**
Maybe she had a big lunch that day, I'm not sure. The whole picture looks photoshopped, even her butt doesn't match to what she looks like.
If I remember right those leather pants were more high waist than what is showing on the picture.
It's funny what gets put out there just for a dime.
The chosen one... genius!
Now to the article.. complete and utter bullsh**!
*still laughing*
So much fun :) LOL
*waves arms aroud* Choose me next!!!!!! Share it out :) LOL
She is not pregnant!!
This article cracked me up. "Boo-ya, now you're all pregnant." ROTFLMAO!!
PS. **points to comment above** First on what? :)
I would have loved to have seen kristens face the moment she saw that magazine
have seen enough stuff over the past few months to think there's smth going on between them.
Are they actually trying to make Breaking Dawn out of Kristen and Rob's life? It seems like that to me.
Take a luk at that!!!lol
*Heart beat pick up* lol
that is alllll i can say.
I was gonna comment on this ignorant rumor, but I uh, got sidetracked!
Holy Moly!!
I stared at this for a while with my mouth hanging open. lol
That pic is too hot for words! The Kellan fans are gonna go crazy when they see it.
My jaw hung open for at least a minute and I think I must have groaned out loud because my bf looked over at me and asked what's wrong.
Holy mary mother of god.
I do believe my eyes are trying to will something into existence. Like, the harder and longer I stare at it, the more something might appear.
KELLAN EFFING LUTZ...YOU BAD, BAD BOY!
now what did I tell you about drooling over Kellan, huh?
OK, let me see that pic
**opens link, jaw drops down**
You're absolutely forgiven!!!!
Gosh, it's hot in here...
Dammit!!!
LOL!
THAT PIC IS RIDICULOUS!! Did I see hair... at the end of the trail??
Yes you did!! LOL!
ok.. wait.. wait.. NMM.org just posted a "Kellan as you've never seen him before" pic--
I'm just going to come right out and say it- may get MOD'd for it but..
did I see PUBES on mr. lutz?
I'm blushing.. because that's hot.. yet I'm embarrassed for him!
hey weren't you supposed to be going?
**looks at RIMR suspiciously**
I thought you already said bye to me, or was it just to get rid of me, huh?
LOL!
LOL-- so addicting!
and shame on you! for even thinking I'd be trying to get rid of you!
ok.. leaving FOR REAL this time-- see you on twitter later, if you're on!
I don't think I'll be on Twitter tonight, I think I'll go to sleep earlier, as I didn't get much of it last night ;)
CU Hun ;)
BUT SO NOT APPROPRIATE when opening it up @ work! LOL
i mean, seriously people, grow up and let them live there lives.
SHE IS NOT PREGNANT>
she denied it in an interview like two or thress days ago.
i don't have the link, but it's out there.
Yes she is carrying the chosen one/ messiah!
God, what a bunch of bullsh*t. lol
i mean just imagine
...
one day she should be the chosen one
she has respect she is herself
But pregnant with him? I mean, let's be serious.. she's 19, she's got a great career ahead of her, would she be ready for... motherhood? ^^'
NNM.org great comments!!!
Vampires can't get humans pregnant!?!?
Who in the HALE says that?!?
Vampires can SO get humans pregnant.... geez look at Bella... she was SO pregnant!!
Geez... what is this world coming to... GOD forbid!!
*rolls eyes*
This is just plain funny... KStew can't be pregnant with Rob's baby 'cause I AM... oooh yeaaaa!!! Check out my little bump... pshhh!!
LOL.
ugh! for pete's sake, even IF it is true that kristen is pregnant, how can these people be sure it is rob's child?! com'on! try michael angarano first! he's the boyfriend!
okay, im done.. lol
On the other hand... I wish I had her body.. pooch and all! And I love that the experts say that Rob can indeed impregnate with his stares... where is that man... because if that's true, I got some lookin' to do!
i haven't been lost, just recruiting all these guys to read Twilight! lol
is it working???
Baby? Fun on morphing images though. Looks kinda cute, weird hair though. :P
*pukes*
Eh no...
the fastest birth ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm the chosen one". What???? I know Rob is man of every girl's dream. But it is not nice to use this rumor to promote for Rob. It must be more decent way to do that. Have you ever think how uneasy it is for your fellow cast mate, Kristen...
the writer of this tabloid sure got the raise.
next time create another one. boo yah.
This is so ridiculous, I want to punch whoever wrote this. This is just wrong and offensive. Kristen is a 19 year old actress, a very talented actress with a bright future ahead of her. Okay, so she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies (and does an amazing job, if I do say so myself). Ok, so she has chemistry with Robert Pattinson. WHY WHY WHY do people think it's ok to write ridiculous stories like this? Do people have no respect for her? Please, leave Kristen alone. This is so offensive and I swear if I hear anyone bash Kristen again I am going to go insane.
stories like this. I get it, it's about making money, and I guess writing
completely fake ridiculous stories like this makes people buy your magazine,
so who cares about how it affects the people they are writing about, right?
Really, it just makes me sick. Maybe I am going a bit overboard - it's not
like this is a new story - like you said it has been happening for a long
time now. It just makes me wonder about our society and stuff.
And people wonder why celebrities like to stay out of the spotlight? It's
because of things like this. Either problems are created for them (fake
pregnancies with non boyfriends) or their real problems are put in the
spotlight and no room is left for the celebrities to deal with them in the
best most healthy way possible. Only certain celebrities are still able to
keep a normal life and have their problems kept out of the public eye, and
not without a lot of effort.
Sorry, another rant, I just am a big fan of Kristen, and regardless, think
doing this to ANYONE is wrong.
It is such a shame that Kristen has to be slandered this way and that people would actually question its truth and support that rag. I guess this is the price of fame and being linked to RP whether on screen or off.
Michael Jackson: WAS IT MURDER?
lol this story is totally full of crap but it's funny.
....better start filming Breaking Dawn, then!
That title made me laugh.
WAS IT MURDER?
LMAO
Maybe I won't have to read anymore about it!!
Who am I kidding? I know I won't be that fortunate.
The sad thing is these magazines can write what they want because there is really no come back to them. Yes a few celebs have successfully taken cases to court, but really if your running around trying to make movies, who has the time? They are damned if they do and damned if they don't, if they ignore this they are just trying to cover up and if they come out and deny it they are also just trying to create a smokescreen. Personally I would say to keep a dignified silence on the matter. These magazine have no care for the people involved or their families, imagine how their parents must feel reading these things about their children.
BUT... the belly they show in the pic doesn't even look like a pregnant belly, because pregnant belly's are more rounded. That looks like a little "roll"... and all the other pics of her she's flat as a board...
obviously, someone was bored and ran out of things to talk about when it came to Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattz so they had to start a pregnancy rumor.
I wrote about it on my blog - Kristen being "pregnant" (insert eyeroll here ;) )
Also, some new stuff - hope you like it - and thanks to Tatiana for making us the site of the month on her site :) Check us out :)
http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com
and wow, who would buy into this bullshizeah.
a number of people have told me that they saw the exact same picture of her "pudgy stomach" and it was completely flat. so im thinkin photoshop!
yes i do have a way with words LOL.
and go for itttt lol.
<3
moon
Maybe this is coincidence but just throughing it out there, but pictures of Emilie De Ravin
today on set, and she not only is wearing the Chuck Taylor High Tops, but she has her shirt clearly tied in a knot. I know it sounds crazy, but is she imitatin someone we know, lol?
I'm glad no one follows me around to take pictures of my gut and tell the world how fat I am.
But, hey! If she is WITH CHILD, we know who will play Renesme. LOL!
&this rumor is ridicoulous,and stupid haha gossip people need to shut up&stop spreading rumors! :)
And NMM.org, your superrr awesome!
:D
Nuff said :)
It doesn't even LOOK like Kristen! My god people the world is getting worse and worse every freakin day!
that was awsome!
cheered me right up!
Love ya NMM.org
food is bound to go somewhere on someones body and make a little bump, but it doesnt mean that they are pregnant...
i eat a lot and i have a little bump, does that mean that i am pregnant???
no lol
THAT WAS FRICKEN' HILARIOUS!
NewMoonMovie.org: “I don’t know about you, but if I was pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby, I’d turn into the fricking town crier: ‘Hear ye, hear ye! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!’”
That made my day!
Those gossip magazines just need something to write about and the perfect targets are...drum roll please....ROBERT AND KRISTEN!!!!! Who could have guessed? I don't know? Maybe because their faces are plastered on every single gossip magazine ever to be created!?
I wonder if Rob and Kris have actually seen that one. I'd burst out laughing if I were in their shoes;)
R: "Kris you didn't tell me you were pregnant!"
K: "Oh I'm sorry it must have slipped my mind"
R: "But it is my child?"
K: "Not sure, I'll check it up **grabs a gossip magazine, reads the front page**"
"yup, looks like it's yours"
LOL!
I could actually see that happen!
yesterday i saw a magazine and on the cover it said "robert and kristen breaking this may be the end of twiligh"t
i was like what the eff
are you kidding me???
this magazine people have no life
OK... I just can't stop laughing!
R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s.
I'm pregnant too. And it's Rob's. Anyone else? Pregnant with his child?
*keeps laughing*
X] Fo sho.
X]
A bunch of people seem to think tat that is her body double... I dunno, I mean why would she need a body double for The Runaways? Arent body doubles usually for stunts? I don't know how adventurous Joan Jett was but I find it difficult to believe she needed a body double...Unless she was riding another motorcycle or something...I am rambling....LOL
poor kristen..
Haha. X]
look at where her belly button is
these people are so stupid!!!
as for the dating thing....i think that they are dating but not exclusively because of them being so far apart right now filming their movies. i bet once they reunite for Eclipse in August that we will see if they are "going out" or just "hooking up" cuz we all know they have been doing that =]
but imagine if its true!!!
renesmee for breaking dawn??
i think so!!
So now, unless it came from their mouths, I won't believe it!
Good on you NMM for ignoring the crap but then when force to deal with it, not giving it the attention it wants...KStew and RPattz are incredibly talented and doing so well in their careers right now, Journo's want to jump on their bandwagon and make so money off them. Journo's and Papp's are the real LEECHES!
Give the chick a break.
All I have to say is:
Haha! Good one.
But that article literally had me crying with laughter.
Extremely entertaining NMM.org
Does anyone know where the poor bloke is?
"uh, uh, uh, WHO'S pregnant? FUUUUUUUUUUcccccckkk" HAHAH.
Anyhow, as to what I think. I think that's just crap. I mean, if they even did have.. sex.. the media would have known. Or not. I don't know. I guess I just don't want to believe it. But we'll see. I don't know how I'll react to that. :/
And HAHAH, ovulating over Rob's stare? That's.. whoaa.. ;D
KIKI: I am pregnant!
ROB: What?
KIKI: Do not worry it is not your child, I never had sex with you relax I'm not even pregnant hahaha
ROB:Yeah , yes okay really is just you did not really pregnant?
KIKI: Really I'm not what you deaf? Omg
ROB:I need a glass of water and aspirin
KIKI:Do not fall into unconsciousness,
I'm not pregnant i'm joust kidding, omg you are like my mother
ROB:Yeah okay fine, I just go sit down
KIKI:Omg I go home to my boyfriend
ROB:OK
Hahaha this is funny thing ... as you can see I have made
scenár (you could do movie
XD )...... I'm jasmne Annabell I'm coming from a small country of Slovenia, near the Italian border so i live somewhere in between, I am 14 years old and if you need me, contact me at hello_mina13@hotmil.com :p
KIKI: I am pregnant!
ROB: What?
KIKI: Do not worry it is not your child, I never had sex with you relax I'm not even pregnant hahaha,I'm just litelle fat but i will lost weight XD
ROB:Yeah , yes okay really is just you did not really pregnant?
KIKI: Really I'm not what you deaf? Omg
ROB:I need a glass of water and aspirin
KIKI:Do not fall into unconsciousness,
I'm not pregnant i'm joust kidding, omg you are like my mother
ROB:Yeah okay fine, I just go sit down
KIKI:Omg I go home to my boyfriend
ROB:OK
Hahaha this is funny thing ... as you can see I have made
scenár (you could do movie
XD )...... I'm jasmne Annabell I'm coming from a small country of Slovenia, near the Italian border so i live somewhere in between, I am 14 years old and if you need me, contact me at hello_mina13@hotmil.com :p
"It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?"
:P
It's too flabby to be a baby bump..
Even though she is skinny as anything.. Nobody could fit into those pants without there being some leftovers.. :]
loled at the chosen one.. xD
I don't think it does. I think it could be one of her doubles, but not her the face is too different.
Rediculous rumor either way!
i 'm very very disapointed
If you think about it , they JUST announced that New Moon
got done shooting and they just need to wrap it up .
ANYWAYS , not the point . Point is , the pictures on
the magazines are RIDICULOUS because they also said that
she is starring in another film . Soo , you tell me your opinion after
reading this . BUT , if I am wrong and shes pregnat , isnt she lucky ?
number one, that doesnt even look like kristen. it looks like a double or something.
and number two, even if it is! kristen doesnt mean she's pregnant just because she has a little gut.
PLUS! shes wearing leather. leather would make miranda kerr look like she has a little gut.
and if you believe this you'd have to believe they've slept together...
rather they have or not... how do you know? you donttt.
but think about it, you really think thats her? who ever thinks its true is nuts