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NewMoonMovie.org: New Moon UK Event Details!

  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    *lifts eyes*

    I don't even know what this post is about......

    *scrolls up*
  • Miranda [Team Slade Brigade] · 1 month ago
    LOL

    i love you!
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    ROTF:)

    I'm totally drunk LMAO!!!!
  • Team BritishInvasion&Emotional · 1 month ago
    And on a Wednesday

    LOl
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    I know!!!

    *points to roommate*

    It's her fault!!!! I heart disqus for underlining the typos!!

    I'm so fu#king hopeless!!! LOL!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    i have to write this.

    jesli co drugi pomysl wydaje Ci sie genialny.

    dopij vodke(wino)

    i idz spac.

    hehe.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    ROTF:)

    I have no vodka!!!!

    And I still have my Italian project to be done by tomorrow:)

    And I have to call my bf.... dammit ;D LOL
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    oh oh

    drunk comments via DISQUS

    drunk phone call to bf

    it's getting exciting. LOL hihih.
  • Team BritishInvasion&Emotional · 1 month ago
    Ahh those roommates :)

    You gotta love them
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    I know right!!

    She's gone to sleep now!!

    She's just sooooo bad LOL
  • Miranda [Team Slade Brigade] · 1 month ago
    And on a Wednesday...

    *pats on the back*

    been there, done that...

    Like I said, I love you... :)

    On Wednesday, November 4, 2009, Disqus
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    Amen to that!!!

    I love you too Miranda!!!!!

    *squeezes Miranda*
    *falls on the ground*

    LOL
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    2ND OMGOMGOGMGOMGOMG.....

    Okay..
    I would like to thank TSO for providing me with shamanties, NMM.org for consuming most of my real life, TheplaybuttonisEVIL for keeping me away from spoilers, 911 for calling everyone out on their crap, ThePopper for being completely random when I need to laugh, Marie for smacking me when Im being naughty and to everyone out there, you all rock!

    I wuv you!

    I would also like to thank Rob for wearing flannel and not being afraid to not shower.

    *folds up speech*
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 1 month ago
    RFLMAO ... literally. I am not known for that am I?

    Ahhhh .. the legacy I shall leave behind. LOL

    "Rob for wearing flannel and not being afraid to not shower."

    EPIC!!! hahahahahahahaha
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL probably not but to me you are, and its hilarious!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    ok... thats was the best speech.. EVER!!!!!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    ok... thats was the best speech.. EVER!!!!!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Awwww you liked my speech?!?! Im so glad :) And now I am clean... well, in theory ;-)
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    that was the quickest shower ever!...

    *in commercial dude voice*
    speed bathing... doesn't just get you clean, but leaves you wet...

    *bah!* lmao!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    that was the quickest shower ever!...

    *in commercial dude voice*
    speed bathing... doesn't just get you clean, but leaves you wet...

    *bah!* lmao!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    It was not! I warshed evvvverything!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    .. even ur fanny?!?... *covers mouth*.. BAH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    (ok, they're gonna hunt me down..*runs & hides*.. lol.)
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    YIKES! LOL But yes, that was included.... *ahhh dont take me down with her!!!!* lmao
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    dang.. *pushs TLG* .. some friend u are... lol..
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    AW I was only kidding :( You know you have a place in my heart!
  • *PB*TeamStopTheHateOnBDH* · 1 month ago
    LMAO, you two are terrible! I must refrain from teaching you guys dirty words from now on. =P
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    lmao... ahh.. u missed the one about the bath didn't you?!.. u'll feel really sorry once u see that one.. *hehe*...
  • *PB*TeamStopTheHateOnBDH* · 1 month ago
    *tear*
    Oh my! My first shot out in an acceptance speech, I feel so loved! I'm so proud of you! *throws confetti*
    Beautiful speech! I'm always here to pull you out of the darkness that is the evil play button! 15/16 days to go girly! WE GOT THIS!
    xo <3
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
  • *PB*TeamStopTheHateOnBDH* · 1 month ago
    Must.Not.Press.Play.
    What is this a joke?!
    Girl don't you push me over the edge now!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL its a freakin cheetah girls video!!! You can handle it!!! <3
  • *PB*TeamStopTheHateOnBDH* · 1 month ago
    LMAO, I didn't even click on the link before. Thats how fearful I am of those d*mn blue letters!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    It was my song for you!!! :(
  • *PB*TeamStopTheHateOnBDH* · 1 month ago
    Aw, I loved it! (Not a cheetah girls fan, but I will always hold that song dear to my heart now, lol)
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    OME me either lol.. I dont even like the song but i thought it was funny lol
  • Team BritishInvasion&Emotional · 1 month ago
    *prays to the Twi Gods*

    Please I would love nothing more then to be able to go :)
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    I hope there really are Twi Gods. Im going to need to call upon them this month in order to whisk away any screaming girls in the movie theatre!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    If I WIN...

    Oh wait, I live in the U.S.

    *cries*
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    MUST... pull away from NMM.org to shower...

    GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    Good.. Edward.. woman!.. Take a bath! and while ur in there .. tweedle ur thumbs.. i mean "DON'T fanny urself!"...

    ROFLMAO!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    *I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I DIED*

    ..........


    WOO! Okay Im back, anyways. OMGGG lmaooo "Dont fanny yourself" LOL
    bUT i FANNY MYSELF EVERYDAY!! GAHH #(@&*#(!@*#
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *flirty tone*

    oh.. I'm sure you do.. very sure.. you do...
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Dont take that flirty tone with me lady, I'll have to resurrect my Rosalie halloween costume and chase you!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    I will talk as filty as I darn well plz... Now, go put on ur sexy costume and chase me!...lol..
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    WOO that sounds like an invite!

    Bow chicka Bow WowwwWwwWwWW
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    awww, i got in trouble.. *hangs head in shame*.. tso caught me.. licking ppl..
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    You were licking people? Do I have to bring out the foam finger again? lmao
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    lol... um, maybe.. lol..
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    YOWsa.. I'm the cats pajamas!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    OK im really showering now...
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants) · 1 month ago
    YIPEE! First!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    congrats!
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants) · 1 month ago
    Thank you TLG! Can I call you TLG? Well that is what I shall call you from now on! ;)LOL
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL that works! Thats what most people call me!
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants) · 1 month ago
    Nice to meet you, I'm Cathy! :)
    And I see you have met Aga, shes not usually plastered...not during the week anyways LOL I love your avi
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL thanks! yeah I havent really seen anyone on here who has been wasted, but it looks like a bit of fun! Nice to meet you as well!
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants) · 1 month ago
    It does look like fun! we should try it sometime, I spend the majority of my free time here anyways!LOL
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Me too, I had to tear myself away just to shower...lol
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants) · 1 month ago
    Hmmm personal hygiene or NMM.org.........
    Lets follow Rob's example and choose NNM.org instead of showering!!!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    showering I can pass on.... but food? Thats pushing it lol
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants) · 1 month ago
    Ah yes, but thankfully we can eat and be on this at the same time! Thank goodeness for multi-tasking!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Now if only I could update in the shower.....
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    *throws confetti*

    *falls on the ground cos she's totally drunk*

    congrats!!! LOL
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL what time is it there????

    Its only 3:36pm here so if I was drunk people might ask questions lol
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    LMAO!!

    It's almost 9.40 pm LOL!!!

    *head falls on keyboard*
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL wow you are a giggle box... I wanna come on here drunk! hmm..
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    LMAO!!!!

    I'm so happy disqus underlines the words that are typed wrongly! Otherwise you wouldn't be able to understand what I'm talking about!!!!


    *hands whatever her name is a glass of wine*

    LOL!!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL oooOoO baby what kind is it??
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    What??

    What kid of wine??? or what?? lol
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    lol yeah, what kind of wine?
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    well it was a wine her brother-in-law made:)
    kinda semi-sweet 25 %

    *falls on floor* LOL
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LMAOOOOO... you kill me.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    LOL!!!

    I'm kinda funny even if I'm not drunk!! LOL
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    I believe that... lol
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    How come I never talked to you before??

    *extends hand* I'm agava, aga for friends:))

    Nice to meet you!! *hiccup* ups sorry LOL!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL I have no idea! I spend 90% of my natural life in this place!

    *smacks your back and raises your arms* come on get it out lmao
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants) · 1 month ago
    Picks Aga up from confetti covered floor*
    LOL Not only do I get first, but I get a drunk Aga aswell! Yay I love drunk Aga ;)
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    Rob back home.

    home sweet home.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    :)))

    ---edit---

    4th plus twice 1st and once 2nd today and totally drunk right now - I'm freakin' rockin' today LOL!!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    what have u been drinking girl?
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    LOL!!!


    My roommate came back from univ totally pi**ed and she had some wine which was like 25% LOL!!!!

    *hiccup*
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    did she take that wine from the univ ?

    LOL

    boo agava. trying to scare the hiccup away. hehe

    it's called the DRUNKen hiccup. so cute.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    IDK where she got it from but it's working!!!!


    So glad disqus is underling the typos LOL!!!!!!

    I'm such a weirdo:) wanna join me?

    *hads kasiii a glass of wine*

    LOL!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    you asking? LOL

    *zdrowie drobny pijaczku* hihih.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    LOL

    tylko nie drobny pijaczku!!! hehehe potrzebuję wsparcia!!! LOL

    Everything is so blurry LOL!!!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    did you just notice that? LOL

    potrzebujesz wspracia

    w piciu? hehe.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    LOL!!!
    of course I do!!! what's the point in drinking alone??
    *hands Kasiii vodka*
    be a Pole!!!! drink with me LOL!!!!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    i thought you'll never ask LOL

    *drinks down the vodka*

    pours another shot for agava & herself.

    let the drinking begin.

    of course u with a falstart hehe.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    LOL!!!!!

    If I start mixing the alcohol.... do you know how this could end???

    *looks at Kasiii*

    ah! scr*w that *takes vodka and drinks hungrily* LOL!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    drinks hungrily? LMAO !

    ps ; oh i know how this could end.

    have water by the bedside tomorrow morning hehe.
  • fleur_laura · 1 month ago
    in the top 10 :P
  • megilegin( team "flippy" ) · 1 month ago
    Ahhhh 5th??



    Why can't i see the pictures???? Am i the only one who can't see the pictures??
  • DDB_DazzledByRob · 1 month ago
    No you're not the only one, I can't see them either..:(
  • megilegin( team "flippy" ) · 1 month ago
    Ohh good!..Then its not my computer thats broken...Grrrr i really wanna see em!! :'(
  • DDB_DazzledByRob · 1 month ago
    Me too!! I already hit my computer twice... it didn't work :(
  • megilegin( team "flippy" ) · 1 month ago
    Try this site!!!
    I think they post the same things!!

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/
  • DDB_DazzledByRob · 1 month ago
    You're right!! Thank you, thank you!!
  • megilegin( team "flippy" ) · 1 month ago
    Yupp your welcome! ;D
  • EternitywithEdward · 1 month ago
    Hey! Top 10!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Okay now that I gave my 10 second "2nd" speech, Im going to read the post...
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH & swirl)♥ · 1 month ago
    yaay..i already out name down for this!!,,,i hope i get to go!!

    PLEASE E1 SEND ME I WANT TO MEET MY ALPHA...and KRisten and ROb too
    PWEEEEEEEZZZ Choose me i have been a good girl this year and last year..(ok not soo much last year...What i was in college..to much temptation!!..)

    PLEASE i will Love MFS if you chose me!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    if u get to go.

    make the best out of it.
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH & swirl)♥ · 1 month ago
    ohhh i will.... i will ask them great questions..i will hug them, ask taylor to kiss me!!..tell kristen she is a bad@ss..and she is a hot mofo!!...tell Rob stop being mean to your self....but never change cause you are perfect!!...what else could i do??!!!... TEll CW he better direct BD..lol..and tell him he is The Legend, the Myth, the DILF!!!..

    LOL
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    LMAO @ DILF
  • DDB_DazzledByRob · 1 month ago
    I'm so jealous of you!! Why won't they come to Holland?..why?.. *falls down on knees and cries*
    But I hope you get to go, you deserve it ;) You'll take a lot of pictures though, right?? some for me too?? :)..
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH & swirl)♥ · 1 month ago
    of course i will take loads of pics for you..if i get to go
    so lets hope E1 calls me to let me know that i am special!!...lol

    if they are doing autographs..i will tell them one for my dutch friend!!!..
  • DDB_DazzledByRob · 1 month ago
    an autograph for ME?! W-o-w that would be FANTASTIC!!!
    You're like my new HERO! ...lol.. I would be eternally grateful!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT · 1 month ago
    LOL

    make us proud.

    and steal a hug from rob & stewy for me. hihi.

    i envy anyone who get's the chance to met them. in a good envy way. because maybe one day i'll get that chance toooooo.

    yea me wish LOL

    but GOOD LUCK !
  • oddieodelia · 1 month ago
    i entered this yesterday, i REALLLLYYY hope i get picked!! *singers crossed*
    i cant go to the premiere coz they obvs arent having a premiere over here in london, so hopefully i can go to something! :D

    (oh, and top10?)
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie) · 1 month ago
    Damn I have no annual leave left at work this year so I wouldn't be able to go to this even if I was picked.
    A great event in the UK and I can't even enter to go :-(

    *curls up in a ball on the floor and starts to cry*
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 1 month ago
    SICK DAY!!!!
  • rpattz_dreamer(TeamRobsBeanie) · 1 month ago
    I have entered if I get picked I will just have to take a sicky!
  • Saxon (aka Charlies Angel) · 1 month ago
    if by any miricle i get tickets - i will develop a migraine on the afternoon of the 10th!
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 1 month ago
    thats my girl!!
  • MillyPattinson - Flippy (L) · 1 month ago
    So i have applied!
    Damn, i know im not gonna get drawn, but still, just the thought that im in with the most minute of chances makes me smile, and makes my heart go all fuzzy.
    :)
    It sounds amazing!
  • Gaby · 1 month ago
    Yay!!! for the UK fans!!
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Why can't this happen in Miami?!
    Oh yeah, there would be total chaos!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Youre supposed to be working missy!!!! lol
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    I know... but I snuck a peak and now... now I'm stuck here. At least for the next 15 minutes. Then I go home.
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Ohhh okay well that is forgivable. I thanked you for the shampanties in my speech down there.... lol
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Forking awesome!! *hugs TLG*
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Aww *hugs*

    I am baking Rob cookies, bubble wrapping them and sendin em out... want one? lol
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    hale yes!
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Im excited. Im gonna make some tomorrow, when I get paid so I can buy the proper equipment lol
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    Im excited. Im gonna make some tomorrow, when I get paid so I can buy the proper equipment lol
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    aw shucks!..i read that as .. " buy the popper equipment"... I thought u were talking about me... lol.. gonna buy me something... lol..
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    LOL... OH! If I see you, I am supposed to smack you on the arse from TSO... I think.... I didnt say popper equipment but I mentioned you down towards the bottom in my speech :) *luvs*
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    .. ooo, she knows how i love a good smack!... *sigh*... aw, me?! *eyes glaze over in pride* i feel so especial!...
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    *snickers @ proper equipment*
  • tlg_ECLIPSEinMIAMI_potty · 1 month ago
    *drums fingers together*

    lifesize cookies???
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Holy mother of Rob! Yes! I'll take a bakers dozen please.
  • bella7 · 1 month ago
    You lucky people in the UK... :P You get to see New Moon early. :P
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    I enter any and all contests that even hint at the opportunity to share Rob's breathing space.

    If I win, which UK chickie wants to trade a ticket for a place to crash?!
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 1 month ago
    meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    LOL
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    YAY!
    It's a deal!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    wth?!?!.. all this grief u gave me and u already made a deal... i see.. * walks off*...
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    I'm hedging my bets...what...do YOU live in the UK?
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *hehe*.. nah.. I just like to ruffle feathers.. lol.. I live in TX..I not scared.. lol..
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    if i win, im gonna take someone from here w/ me... and i think i already know who...
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    me?
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    ... um.... no ... lol
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    tease.
    I'm not taking you either...*sticks out tongue*
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    OH, U WANNA STICK UR TONGUE OUT AT PPL .. HUH?!!?...*grabs F&C's face and gives her a big slobbery lick on her cheek*.. whoa! ..*gag*, couch, couch*... that did not tast like cookies!... LOL ...

    but really though... I had no one to go w/ me, i'm the only nut in my neck of the woods... it was always the plan to take some1 4rm here.. but I can't take every1!.. lol
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    But you replied to me..so it's me, right?!
    And I do so taste like cookies thank you very much! LOL!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *licks F&C again!*... *cough, choke, cough*... Nope, ewww..* wipes mouth*... u really don't.. lol!...

    awww.. theres to many ppl to choice from... no fair... i love everybody.. maybe i'll have a contest.. the person w/ the most bingo's!?!?.. lol...
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    ehem? Get me preggerz then run off to lick people?
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    u know.. everytime I see you, ur wearing those bright yellow shamanties.. you knew what you were doing... it was inevitable.. i was gonna leave u prego one day..

    .. a licks, a lick.. *grabs TSO & hugs tightly*.. but u my dear, I would never, never, simply lick...
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    *giggles* fine go lick away. *smacks poppers @$$* I luv that you got me prego. We have to think of a name.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    rrrrrrrrrfffffffffffff!!!!!!!!
    *burst of happiness courses through viens*

    come here!!!!

    *watches TSO'S bewildered face & attacks*

    *3 times and 2 1/2 hrs later, if not already preggers, TSO would def be preggers now*

    so, sorry.. it wasn't all romantic, u just seem to flip my switch..and all my animalistic tendencies emerge, um, i hope i didn't hurt you.. *blushes* ..

    *kisses TSO's forehead*... we'll be romantic later.. promise.. love ya.. and we'll think of a name together...
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    awww... talk to me love?!!?...
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    I love you mi amor. Now... Help me pick a name for our bebe.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *rushes out to buy baby name book*
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    hey, love, i realized i dont know that much about u, i have millions of q's and ur having my baby...

    I don't know if I stole ur virtue!?.. we're not even married yet!...

    I need ur email so i can bug the heII outta ya!

    oNLY B/C i LOVE YA, OF course!
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    well... My email is jennyolivardia@mac.com I have FB account and just added twitter under TeamSwitzOlturi. you can find me on any of those. Warning: this is the only place for smut talk. Love you! Any names yet mi amor?
  • Gaby · 1 month ago
    Hey there TSO!! you on Twitter too , May I request you?

    PS< sorry to Barge in
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    definitely Gaby. BTW...barge in whenever.
  • Gaby · 1 month ago
    Thanks: )
  • fabby_fezulous · 1 month ago
    do you speak spanish chika?..just wondering...and who the fck doesn't like to talk smut on this motherforking website!?...i miss ya TSO aka my fezy godmother!
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    claro que hablo espanol. Soy nacida americana pero mis padres son cubanos. Me matan si no se espanol. Do you have a twitter? If you do... Add me my little fezulous.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    what?!?!.. tell me where I can talk dirty huh!?.. just b/c i love u & ur waddling around w/ my baby... doesn't mean you own me... *huff*... well.. ok... maybe it does... *pinches fingers together*... but just a little...

    NAMES?!?.. blast!.. i have nothing.. all the fruits are taken.. apple, apricot...lol..

    I was playing around w/ our names... elsewitz.. um, lol.. Olturwhere.. uh, yea, no!.. Popturi...Switzer...?!?!...
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Popturi for our girl and Switzer for our boy!
    Oh, I didn't tell you... Daddy C checked me out and he said we are having twins, one boy and one girl!
    How exciting.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *faint*
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Oh no! Too much, too fast?
    *pimpslaps popper over and over*
    Wake up! I can't raise 2 little littles on my own!
    WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *opens eyes, looks at TSO confused*... Y ARE U PIMPSLAPPING ME, WOMAN!!... I gave u all the money, I swear!.. lol..

    awww, i love it.. *eyes glaze over, rubs TSO's tummy*... our little littles ...

    so... um.. i think we need to get hitched before these muffins pop..
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Definitley! Is there any ministers in the house?! Oh.. wait, my hubby is a pastor. (how did I forget that?)
    *runs to get hubby*
    Hun, I need you to marry us. What? Yeah I know I'm already married to you... huh? NO, it's not cheating, she's a girl... what? I know it's morally like not right but... Dammit she got me pregnant! I'm having her twins Switzer and Popturi. Just marry us, I'll deal with all the moral stuff later, I can't have these little littles and not be married to her... that would be morally wrong. I was raised to have sex after marriage. People can't know about this. just do it already. These are cyber mutant babies.... who knows how soon I will pop.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    HOLY EDWARD?!!?... I knocked up a pastor's wife w/ cyber mutant babies?!!?... *excuses self*

    ROFLMAO!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *composes self*.. alright im back.. *shrugs shoulders*.. "I'm already going to hell anyway!"... eh! morals plorals!.. i don't have em, who needs em.. haha i love double standards!... hey i'm the one that got u the 5k babble.. lol..
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    5k babble?! You confused me.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    thats what u better have on ur finger... b/c thats what i put on it.. 5k babble ring...
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Oh! That! Yeah.... I'm totally wearing it!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    lol.. *sarcastic tone* .. geeze.. thanks!.. don't force urself..
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    It's just so big and heavy. I have to hit the gym to wear that thing.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    lmao...* mind in gutter*.. "its just so big and heavy.." ... whoa!.. did Rob just go pantless.. lmao!...wait, what?!.. i was distracted..
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    ROTFLMAO!!! Too much. I can't take it.
    *snickers* I just did it again.
    *snickers* and again. Muahahahahah
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    I'll have you know that I am DELICIOUS!
    There's something wrong with your taste buds...
    *stalks off and sulks*
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *whispers to f&c*.. i'm kidding.. i have to put on a show for TSO, i can't go around licking random ppl and liking it... oh, no.. lol..so... shhh, stop ur crying...
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *whispers to f&c*.. i'm kidding.. i have to put on a show for TSO, i can't go around licking random ppl and liking it... oh, no.. lol..so... shhh, stop ur crying...
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    Oh I see how it is...I'm the other woman...is that it?
    hmph!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    .. aw.. don't be like that.. *talks in sexy voice*.. u know u like it... lol...
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    Oh Popper...you know I can't resist when you talk like that.
    *Bats eyes*
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    *continues w/ flirty tone*

    Not many can baby.. not many can... lol..
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) · 1 month ago
    *thud*
    lol!
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH & swirl)♥ · 1 month ago
    ME....if i win i can take you..only if you win you have to take me!!...lol
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    ugh!.. that sounds lovely.. *tweedles thumbs*.. well.. ok! Deal! *holds out hand to shake wolfi's*.. but you cant tell my love TSO.. she'll kill me... she's a very fierce creature.. lol..
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH & swirl)♥ · 1 month ago
    * shakes EW's hand..* we have a Deal!..you cant break the unbreakable deal..!!

    wooo is that who you were gonna take!!.. she is very fierce, but i have Leah in my side!!..very scary wolf!!..
    hey maybe both of us will end up winning ..that would be cool!!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    just call me.. the popper.. lol...

    tso's my love, we never discussed it.. but hey theres tons of contest and me winning, even once, in highly unlikely.. so i'm not worried, i'll just continue to live through others.. lol..

    That would be freaking fabulous..!..
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Hello my lovely love! Thank you for saying I was beautiful. You are pretty fabulous yourself! I'm so happy you are my nmm.org/em.org love forever! It's been good getting to know you through these e-mails. I love it. It kinda makes me feel like I'm in elementary school when they gave us pen pals and we had to write letters back and forth to get to know a total stranger. But you are not a stranger. *in Edwards voice* You are my life now.
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    "I'm walking on sunshine.. whoa, oh, oh..!"

    *flying*.. pen pals are great!... lol.. aw, I'm fab!?.. ur just buttering me up.. *cocks eyebrow*.. that wouldn't be b/c thanksgiving is around the corner, would it?!.. lol..

    yea, i'm pretty glad u didn't runaway screaming.. "stranger danger, stranger danger!!"
  • TSO☠RespectTheMulletKittyMofo☠ · 1 month ago
    Never! I can't do that to my love. LMAO @ the buttering you up for thanksgiving!
  • The Popper · 1 month ago
    .. so i'm wondering about all the great things im missing.. this is what i get for talking smack!.. lol..
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    *hiccup*

    OK all I wanna say is that I'm crossing my fingers for all of you that are going to take part in that lottery or whatever it is....

    *hiccup*

    And I'm so jealous I don't live in the UK!!!

    And I would have never said that if I weren't totally drunk LOL!!!!
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH & swirl)♥ · 1 month ago
    LMAO!!!!.....your seriously drank..
    dont drink and comment!!!
    its dangerous
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 1 month ago
    *wakes up*

    OH really????
    Nah, I don't think I'm in such a bad condition!
    *re-reads comment*
    OK maybe I am!!

    But I'm still keeping my fingers crossed for you!!! lol
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH & swirl)♥ · 1 month ago
    LMAO!!

    thanks agava!! hope i am worthy enough for their call..or i will be pissed!!...
  • iheartrobertpattinson · 1 month ago
    oh my lord.
    *DOES HAPPY DANCE AROUND THE ROOM*
    yayayayayayayyayayayyayayayyaya
  • whereismyedward · 1 month ago
    AAAAAAAAA FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ahh i sooooooooo hope that i get these tickets... if not then i'll just have to wait around outside... never done that before hehe :D:D
  • cclore ~ Team CW for BD · 1 month ago
    Good luck to all you gals in the U.K.!
  • Name · 1 month ago
    ARGH!!!!! Why a school day?? It would take my 2 hours just to get there! >:/
  • Grace_ForTeamJacob · 1 month ago
    Can anyone pIease tell me if the Battersea Evolution near Convet Garden and Leicster square?
  • <3 · 1 month ago
    Ummm i think it's like the other side of the chelsea embankment. Kind of around that area...? Double check that though lol.
  • TheHoneyBear · 1 month ago
    LOL
    THEY SHOULD STOP TALKING IN CAPS

    WE KINDA GET THEIR POINT ALREADY.
  • LovelyRedhead · 1 month ago
    Oooh this is going to be good. Lucky ducks!
  • <3 · 1 month ago
    I'm just glad England is getting something!! Do we get those gorgeous vanity fair pictures?NO. How about the Harper's Bazaar ones? NOO.
  • cutesweetiezzz · 1 month ago
    I can tell the UK fans are happy. You guys deserve something!
  • kathleeen · 1 month ago
    This is gonna sound sooo stupid but if i got a ticket id have no idea whatto wear!! any help pleeease?
  • RosieC · 1 month ago
    Does anyone know what time you should get there if you don't get tickets becasue there will be like a premiere thing with a red carpet outside!!!! Help! Hoping to go for my birthday!!!