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NewMoonMovie.org: Peter Facinelli Interview on Twitter Bet: RPattz Sweat on Prize

  • The Original Paulex Girl (TWP) · 5 months ago
    I adore Peter he is absolutely hilarious! Especially on Nurse Jackie.

    Rob's sweat? ewwwwwww. *light bulb*

    Sweat In a Jar!!!!!!!!! Now YOU can smell like Robbie's armpit too! Only 19.99.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Only on E-bay! LOL!
  • JoUK · 5 months ago
    only 19.99!
    Id add a couple more zeros to that if I were you...
    Some pyscho fan (probably 'Frizz') would pay the earth for that!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    You should totally package it with the fart-in-a-jar and sell it as a gift set!!

    Definately instant cash right there!!

    LOL
  • h3ll0kimberwy · 5 months ago
    lol, and i bet we'd all buy it:P



    a seriously love peter, he's real like crafty, he's funny, and i just love his voice.
    and, i really want the back of his chair. . . !
  • bella425edward4445 · 5 months ago
    LMAO :D good one lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **notices low number of posts**

    Okay....where the heck is everybody?!??!

    **shouts to people**

    YOU BETTER NOT BE OUT HAVING LIVES AGAIN!!

    usually there are more posts than this by now...especially with the opener about cloning Pattinson...Geeze...

    **feeling alone**

    lol
  • LovinEdwardCullen · 5 months ago
    *Runs in like a bat outta hell smashing into Effing and she goes flying to the floor*

    Sorry I'm late what did I miss? Oh snap!!! Effing are you okay?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **picks myself up off the floor**

    Geeze, woman! Watch where you are going...

    I am fine..You must have heard "cloning Pattinson" and just got carried away...no worries...

    I was just wondering where the hell everyone was at today...I have some pent-up smut that I am trying to hold in until the next Pattinson post, but feel I may explode before then. LOL
  • LovinEdwardCullen · 5 months ago
    Sh*t I'm so sorry!!! LOL!!! Are you sure you're okay? LMAO!!! Yes I heard Pattinson and couldn't contain myself!!! LOL!! As soon as I hear that name I feel like I'm going to combust!!! ROFLMAO!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    Uh-oh LEC....gold-stars strike again!! LMAO!! They were quick on your comment!!

    oh...did you see that video I posted on here earlier...definately drool-worthy, I am sure that you will appreciate it as much as I did!
  • LovinEdwardCullen · 5 months ago
    No I can't say that I saw it. D@mn!!! I'll have to go look for it.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    dont look, i will just repost it here...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcacur6N1eg


    hope you enjoy it!!

    i especially enjoy it at around :59 lol
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Oh .... my .... God. I am completely speechless.

    I am forever in your debt for that Effing. You are my hero now.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    yes, that video is WAY f**king awesome! LOL
  • Kay · 5 months ago
    *Jaw drops to the floor*
    Holy sh*ttttt

    better than the sex on fire vid...ooooh myyy

    That IS the best video ever of him...
    or should I say the best Rob porn I have ever seen.
    Oh that kiss...and about 10 secods after..
    there are just no words to describe it.
    *sigh* I have to go change again. dammit.
  • ROBSESSED43 · 5 months ago
    i have only one word. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Jaypat · 5 months ago
    Your mmmmmmm went off my screen! how'd you do that!
  • h3ll0kimberwy · 5 months ago
    that was, AMAZING! i love you for putting that here.
    i love how rob plays with his hair. god, i'm seriously hyperventing from watching it.
    i neeeed to chill, gah; rob!

    he needs to give himself more credit, he is adonis, <3
  • LovinEdwardCullen · 5 months ago
    OMFG!!! EFFING!!!!!!!!!! That was effing awesome!!!

    *bows to Effing*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I knew that you would appreciate it!

    I LOVE that video!!

    **clicks to watch it again, for the 57th time**
  • LovinEdwardCullen · 5 months ago
    Thank you for re-posting it!!!

    *goes to watch it again and again and again*

    LMAO
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I never get enough of that video...I am gonna watch it before I go to bed. I will be sure to have Pattinson unicorn dreams then!! LOL
  • Ciggy_ · 5 months ago
    HOLY F*CK!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I just made my hubby download that song so I can listen to it, think of that video, and drool while ruining my panties.

    **shrugs**
    ...i like to multi-task..
    lol
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    You need to listen to it while your reading fan fic LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    ooohhh!! Great Idea!!
     
    unicorns abound for me!!
     
    LMAO
  • Ciggy_ · 5 months ago
    Must follow Spunks advice and listen while reading fanfic! Hey speaking of that can you email the link for the Western Edward? Please!!!
    **runs to walmart to stock up on panties**
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    yes... just email me so i get it to the right email address.
     
    lol
     
    itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com
  • LovinEdwardCullen · 5 months ago
    Surely by now youv'e ruined more than one pair of panties by now...LMAO!!!

    *goes to shower again for the 3rd time tonight and put on yet another pair of clean panties*

    ROFLMAO!!!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I give up on panties...I think I will just wear my bathing suit bottoms all the damn time...then it won't be AS uncomfortable that way... LOL
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 5 months ago
    bathing suit bottoms???

    why not go comando??? saves on the washing and in case Rob is in the vicinity you are that little bit more ....... mmmhhh Ready?
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel) · 5 months ago
    ok...so uh, i'm not particularly "crazy" about rob but.................................................................................................................................................................
    GOOD F&*##@&K HEAVENS that was hot. Thank you effing :)
  • Lolla · 5 months ago
    Effing U R effing best!! This video ROCKS!!!
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    I'm here, Effington!

    I was just painting the spare bedroom a light baby blue.... for the nursery, ya know. Can't wait to have a bouncing baby Robbie crawling around!!

    Oohhhh, wait, this is weird imprinting Nessie thoughts. **shudder**

    A little slow on the reaction time for the coven, must be the heat! We need some cold-skinned vamps to snap us back!!

    LMAO
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    **hugs Aloha**

    Congrats on the baby!!!

    "his name shall be called Robert Thomas Pattison (insert last name) LOL

    I'm sure the hubby won't mind!
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    Hi Spunkington!! **hugs back**

    Is Thomas Rob's middle name?! I didn't know that!

    **googles pattinson wikipedia**

    "uhhhh, hubby, you remember that movie Twilight? You remember that guy who
    played Edward? Well, I reaaaally like his name and, and............"

    LMAO
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    yes, it's Robert Thomas.. a good strong sturdy name for a baby boy!!!

    Let me know how well that goes over with the hubby! LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    LMAO @ "Effington"..that is hilarious!!

    lol

    Awww...I didn't know you were preggers!! Congrats!!

    That's okay on the reaction time...as long as people get here!! I was starting to get scared that everyone got abducted by the grey-faces. LOL
    ;)
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    Yah, my husband thinks it's his.....

    Haha!

    Okay, I better add that it's my Robbie clone. whew!! Don't want the morality police on me. LMAO
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    LMAO!!!!
     
    best. comment. EVER!!!
     
    **still laughing**
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    Geee, thanks, "EVER" !!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    yes...EVER...mainly because I was NOT expecting that at all...you shocked me...I am still chuckling about it...my hubby thought it was funny too!!
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    I love your hubby.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    Ha...yea, he is not bad...
     
    **eyes narrow**
     
    HEY!! it's not his, is it?!?!
     
    LMAO
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    Nope! Robbie-clone.... Soooooo, I guess Rob's the father!!???

    OMG!

    What happened to the sex part?

    Damn!

    LMAO
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    HA!!!
     
    sounds like you got $crewed on that deal, and not in a good way either!!
     
    LOL
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    Exactly what I just realized. But I'll give the father complete visitation
    rights **wink**

    **skipping off to finish the nursery**
  • Jaypat · 5 months ago
    Aloha Aloha!

    Congrats on your baby boy Robbie! LOL!

    So will you be on maternity leave from NMM.org?
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 5 months ago
    No way, jaypatridge!!!

    You're all Aunties, and I'm gong to skype the delivery, dammit! One big happy and weird family.

    LMAO
  • Jaypat · 5 months ago
    Yay! I'm an NMM.org Auntie!!!

    LOL! Skyping your baby's birth!!

    We'll have to get you a NMM.org gift basket for the baby..
    A baby black hoodie, baby Wayfarer sunglasses, and a stuffed baby wolf for little Robbie.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    *hugging Effing*

    I'm here!! Is there anybody out there!!!! Cloned Pattinson!!!

    come on people.....

    WHat the heck is up with the coven these days.....
  • Robaholic · 5 months ago
    I already have a wardrobe for my cloned Pattinson.

    Also Stocking up on hotpockets and coke.
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    hotpockets and coke?!?!?!???! LMAO........... seriously......lololololol.... my eyes are watering.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Good one!! Hope you have a Costco or Sams Club memebership card to stock up!! = P
  • Robaholic · 5 months ago
    No Costco here so Sams Club here I come!! They better have an abundance of pepperoni Hotpockets in their damn freezer isle.

    I also better pick up some ingredients for cookies. I will need to make cookies nightly.

    We will make unicorn cookies daily and nightly. ;)

    *mind racing*
    Rob...unicorns...cookies...whipping bench...superbowl...rare book collections...alphabet.... oh my

    *faint*
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    *fanning Robaholic*

    You ok there?? Here you dropped your Sams Club card..

    Your gonna need that!! LOL!!
  • Robaholic · 5 months ago
    Phew thanks. I guess I will be ok.

    I better buy some bottled water in bulk while I'm at Sams Club. I have a feeling I will be needing to poor lots of water on myself to cool down when out and about with my sexelicious Rob clone. :)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I have no idea...no wonder the grey face aliens have been taking over...

    **gasp**

    OMG!! LTCB, you don't think our friends have been abducted, do you?!

    LOL
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    The mother ship has arrived... LMAO!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    YEs....I think they brought reinforcements!!

    Whatever you do, LTCB, don't let their tentacles come in contact with your skin....it leaves a nasty scar! LOL

    **hands LTCB grey-face armor protection**

    lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    ROTFLMAO!!! WTF!
    (taking grey face armor from Effing)

    Sh&t.. are we preparing for war?

    Note to self: no contact with grey faces side effects make occur...avatars

    could be kid napped and all of the Rob faces disappear...

    lol!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    You bet your a$$ we are preparing for war!!

    They have been multiplying!! This is not something to be taken lightly!!

    They swarmed on Spunkie and Sparkly earlier and I haven't seen them since!!

    **ming-ming voice from WonderPets**
    ..This is sewious...

    LMAO!
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Can I join the anti grey face army? One said something negative about KStew earlier. Pissed me off. I am ready to sign up.

    **Jumping up and down with excitement**
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    heck yes..we need all the help we can get!!


    **gives armor to CF911**

    now, suit up... we have some work to do. LOL
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Sweet ... I am on it.

    **Putting armor on, beating fist across chest**
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Wow! How dare they attack spunkie, sparkly and you!!

    Where are these good for nothing faceless avatars at...That's right

    you mess with one us you mess with all of us..

    Effing where's your taser? I have my books ready for a BD beat

    down...
    lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    oh, my tazer is always ready!!

    no worries...
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    **taps LTCB on the shoulder*

    Where were you at today during our attack huh?
    We needed back up!!

    I had to talk flpmtree down from attacking one with her fish...she had it out so much today it was starting to stink!! LMAO
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    **SINGS**
    "The phone...The phone is ringing"

    *answers*
    "hello"

    yeah we are being invaded by grey face Aliens...we need help!!

    LMAO!!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **shuots to Anti-Grey-Face Army**
     
    ALL HANDS TO THE FLY BOAT!!
     
    Spunkie needs our help!!
     
    **sings**
     
    it is Spunnnkie, she needs our hellp, this. is. serwious...
     
    LMAO
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    ROTFLMAO!!!!

    *yells to ming-ming, Linny & Turtle*

    Hurry...I'm barely hanging on.
    They almost have me up to the top of the Mother Ship and I can't hold on much longer!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    now, now Spunkie just cause you are being abducted for a grey-faced anal probe, there is no reason to be disrespectful.
    The turtles name is Tuck...
     
    now, apologize and we will use our awesome Teamwork to get you down!!
     
    LMAO
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    *hangs head*

    Sorry Tuck...I apologize..it's been a while since I've seen the show.

    ok..now get your turtle Tuck a$$ up here and help me

    *whispers*
    I don't wanna think about the anal probe!!

    LMAO!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **turns to Linnie, Tuck and Ming-Ming**
     
    Alright...we need to help Spunkie...I am not gonna lose her to the anal probe!!
     
    Think Wonder-pets!!
     
    **Watches as they jump into toy box to get into costume**
     
    HURRY UP!!
     
    **they emerge cross-dresed, as usual**
     
    dammit! how can such tiny animals be so annoying?!
     
    get the damn fly-boat together and lets go!!
     
    **watches them sing and dance about teamwork**
     
    NEVERMIND!!
     
    **climbs tree and graps Spunkie's hand, pulling her away from mothership**
     
    **throws spunkie on my back**
     
    You better hold on tight, spider-monkey..I have always wanted to say that!
     
    **falls out of tree because Spunkie just hit me in the head**
     
    lol
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    1st off - ROTFLMFAO!!!

    **laying on the ground**

    Don't ever call me spider-monkey again...I'll have the master punish you!
    LOL

    **gets up**

    *hugs Effing*

    Thank you and the Wonder Pets for saving me from the evil Mother Ship!

    *hugs ming-ming, Linny and TUCK*

    Aww..they are so cute..I just wanna dunk them in my coffee!! LOL

    Rest up..I may need you tomorrow for another possible attack..stay off the phone! LOL

    **looks up at Mother Ship**

    *gives the finger to the Aliens**

    **shudders thinking about anal probe*

    You my dear friends are a life saver!!
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    i am here.... trust me i am having wayyy to much fun reading the comments
  • JoUK · 5 months ago
    Definately a quiet night tonight!
    Its not even the weekend (not that that would be an excuse either)!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I know...they will come out in drones when a new Pattinson article posts, i'm sure....but still cannot believe they are passing on the chance to talk about cloning the delicious heaven known as Pattinson... LOL
  • JoUK · 5 months ago
    I know cloning the RPattz should definately lead to some 'interesting' discussions!
    *whispers-you know the ones that usually get Moderated!*

    There are a number of regulars missing...
    The second I log off, I either miss a really good post or a really good discussion!
    Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrr!
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    i'm busy....... what? can't a girl read some fan-fic without having to post every sec. geezzzee!!! lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    they only way you should get to read fanfic is if you share it with me!!

    lol
  • JoUK · 5 months ago
    I second that!
    Share!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    REally...I am a twiporn pimp, I need new merchandise to pimp out... LOL
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    i've found one with: Jasper+ Bella.......... Edward+Bella... Jacob+Bella....... and a few others........ i didn't realize how "bad" reading can be... lol, it's sooo good, hehehehe.... who knew bella could be so, well you know... umm.... "needy" hehehe
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    dang...throw a pimp a bone...

    itsroberteffingpattinson@yahoo.com

    lol
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 5 months ago
    Hey Effing (pusher extraordinaire)

    bit late seeing this but what are you pushing these days? new fanfic or something else?

    LOL
  • Curly533 Loves Chaske · 5 months ago
    *jumping up and down*

    Me too! Me too! Where are the Jasper/Bella or Jacob/Bella stories? Can you hook a sista up?
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    got an email???
  • Curly533 Loves Chaske · 5 months ago
    Yes, it's curly533@yahoo.com.
     
    *smiles*  Thanks missmeliss!!
  • JoUK · 5 months ago
    say no more...
    I believe reading fanfic is the ONLY excuse allowed for not being here!
    That and watchning/reading Twilight!

    LOL!
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    agreed!!! I swear i've read like 8 different stories in like a day...

    i found one where they are all trying to hide there thoughts from Edward...... and lets just say Emmett's mind was so effing hilarious!!!
  • Whitneee (aka Charlie's Angel) · 5 months ago
    It's definitely quiet. We need some more damn Charlie news already!!!! It has been way too long since we got anything juicy. I have sent Will a few Charlie stories but NOPE...no post :(
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    **Waving from a distance, cautiously**

    I'm here Effing. I put my fire extinguisher away.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    Aw...safety no longer a priority??

    You know I like to bust out a good bonfire without a moments notice! you should carry it with you all the time!! LOL
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Depends on what you are burning. I was getting upset over the knots. We can't give up. Kristen will make them appear again. LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    ugh.....the knots...guess they are better than the ones that girls were putting in the BACK of their shirts...but not better by much. LOL
  • ROBSESSED43 · 5 months ago
    geez effing get a life. hahaha. just kidding! where's your son? have you lost him again? poor little guy...his mom cares more about rob than him!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    hhmm...last time i checked he was trying to follow my rules to fry some chicken for supper....

    No worries though...I gave him an apron to protect from burns.

    LOL

    **shouts to son in kitchen**
    HOW MUCH LONGER? I AM STARVING!!

    lol
  • ROBSESSED43 · 5 months ago
    sounds delicious! tell him to make one for me! i'll be right over in a few and i expect a full dinner on the table.
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    ROFLMAO

    **Being negatively influenced by Effing** Loving it.

    I wonder if I could use that excuse so that I can get out of making dinner. Heck yeah.
  • JCullen81 · 5 months ago
    You may need to borrow her tazer.... It seemed to work on her husband...LMAO
  • mlj (Team Pea Coat) · 5 months ago
    Are you kidding???? No life here!!!!!! My life is with you guys on this site!!!
  • JCullen81 · 5 months ago
    Sorry, I was checking the new posts I missed while I was at work..... Once I saw the re-appearance of frizz B*tch video I had the seperate myself from the laptop before I ended up punching the screen.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 5 months ago
    Sorry Work got in the way! Abroad for 3 days with no NMM.org and no cyber friends and no fanfic, I could snatch some glimpses of posts but nothing else no Rob for 3 days hhhhhaaaaarghhh!

    *hugs Effing desperately*

    I was on another post erlier but I could only hear echoes......... scary

    My idea of hell!
  • breesmom · 5 months ago
    No Rob! How awful for you. How nice to have you back here in civilization!
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 5 months ago
    I know barely survived..... LOL

    not to mention the crappy flight there snoring passengers (while I'm trying to listen to Rob singing - Seriously people should just cop on! ha ha ha) someone in a hoodie falling asleep almost on my legs GGGGRRRRR

    I'm so glad I am back I alost kissed the ground after landing....

    *looking around worried* maybe I shouldn't say this it sounds like I am way too obsessed, add to it the talking to my avatar a while back and they will cart me off to the loony bin.... they'll have to catch me first!

    LMAO *evil laugh*
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    Ok, ok...so I had to have a normal life for a few hours.
    I have to do something with the family to make up the time I spend reading fan fic, twittering and NMM!!

    **on hands and knees begging for forgiveness**

    LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **checks Spunkie for any sign of alien infection**
     
    **sees she is all clear**
     
    OMG!!! I was so worried about you!!!
     
    **hugs Spunkie tightly**
     
    I am so glad to see you and your colorful avatar back on here!!
     
    lol
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    **takes off hazardous suit**

    *breathes heavy**

    yeah I made it back...

    gah it's rough out in the real world!! LOL

    *begs Effing*

    Don't make me go back out there...PLEASE!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **puts arm around Spunkie, and pats her on the back**

    now, now...its okay...

    why dont you go watch the video i posted up top to make you feel better??

    *wink* trust me...

    lol
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    **Cries**

    Thank you Effing..you always know how to cheer me up.

    **snaps back to reality**

    ok..I feel much better...yummy!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    **BREATHES IN**

    **BREATHS OUT**

    OH MY EFFING GAH!!!! IF I GET HIT ONE MORE TIME BY AN ALIEN I'M GONNA EFFING SCREAM!!!!!!

    LEAVE ME THE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    What??!?!! They are attacking?!?! Where?!?!

    **grabs alient repellent and tazer**
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    They are still attacking me on the caption post that was days ago!!!!!!!

    There are almost 70 replies to my caption and most of them are grey faces...

    then this morning they were everywhere Effing...freak'n everywhere!! (LOL)


    I'm about to go off Bad A$$ Edward style!!!!!!!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    you should!! Tell them to F**k off!!
     
    Dumb a$$tards...lol
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    You caught me *slowly puts hands in the air* I'll drop it...I promise!
  • breesmom · 5 months ago
    Sorry, Effing, I had to work. I try not to do that too often but I do have to pay for my cable so I'll have internet, you know!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I understand...but I am leaving now, so hopefully will get a chance to talk to you tomorrow!!
     
    nite-Nite, Breesmom!!
    :)
  • its_R_Pattz_baby · 5 months ago
    dont you hate how it is always a 'source' that confirms the bullsh*t? i think that 'source' is the crazy sick imagine of the writer.
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 5 months ago
    Yeah the "source" is probably a stranger off the street. I dont believe any article with "sources" its BS.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 5 months ago
    ha ha ha

    Invisible imaginary friend = source

    Priceless ;-0

    LOL
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Ok, this is random and off topic, but did anyone see the Hottest Bachelors for People Magazine.

    Your wanna talk about a joke. Rob Pattinson is among losers like Chace Crawford, Zac Efron, and Bret Michaels? WTF? How did Rob end up with these losers? There is by far no comparison in my eyes. Where in the hale did People get this list?

    Oh and they have Chace on the cover instead of Rob. Rob probably refused to do it b/c he knew he was better than that.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **reads comment, gets to Efron's name**

    GAH!

    **pukes**

    **scrolls away from your comment before I can puke again**

    lol
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Bret Michaels? I still cannot get over this?

    How could they insult Rob like that?
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    LOL..

    Bret Michaesl and his Herpes of Love....

    He is a friggin joke...
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 5 months ago
    Is Brett Michaels still around? Man what is he 60 by now? lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    Ha!!

    yeah, he has some reality show on VH1...lame.

    i dont know how old he is, but the fat he has injected into his lips cracks me up!!

    lol
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    And wears a wig ... and make up ... and botoxes. There is a reason he is still a bachelor.
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Hold up. Who on earth is Bret Michaels?

    And why is he putting fat into his lips?
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    The lead singer of Poison that has the reject reality show on VH1?
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Not ringing any bells.

    Wonder if you can pick where they suck the fat from?

    I just don't see how that could ever turn out looking natural. Bleh.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Chance Crawford is on the cover? WTF! Who did he pay off? Bret Michaels (yuk!) Oh and don't mention

    Efron around Effing she pukes at the thought of him...LOL!! That's really dumb of People to not have

    Rob on the cover... (Boycotting People Mag for their stupidity)
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    The only possible explanation is that Rob would have nothing to do with this garbage. People has to know that Rob on the cover would sell 100 times the mags as Chace on the cover.

    Who cares about Gossip Girl? And did you see him in that Molly Hartley movie? Worst acting ever.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Exactly! Gossip girl is so 2008... LOL!! Rob rules and Chace drools!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Yeah, saw that. Very sad.

    On the plus side, did anyone see the new cover of Entertainment Weekly...Ryan Reynolds..Grrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllll.

    Man, after I have my way with him he can do my laundry on his abs!
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Now, Ryan is kind of cool, has a great sense of humor, and a nice bod. I'm with you on that.

    Of course, he pales in comparison to Rob. LOL
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Maybe...
    Not that I'll ever meet either of them, but Rob is in the upper stratosphere of celebrity...Ryan seems slightly more accessible and I think I could take Scarlet in a fight!

    *big depressing sigh*

    But I'll never get the chance. *sobs*
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    Yeah, I would definitely prefer to take Scarlet then Kristen. Kristen looks like she would beat your a$$ then drink your blood. She scares me, dude.

    But I would go through hell and back for Rob, so Kristen bring it on.
  • JoUK · 5 months ago
    OK, if this doesnt encourage ppl to 'follow' Peter on Twitter nothing will!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI · 5 months ago
    LMAO... oh Peter, like I've said before... you're MY hero... and now THIS? Wooo... Rob sweat?? Hmm... Rob clone?? Double 'hmmm' stop giving these crazies some ideas... you have no idea what THEY'LL do... *goes off to plan Rob cloning*
    He's such a dork... love him and his loveable humor!!! I love you Peter, my hero =)
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 5 months ago
    LOL he's so funny...and the funniest is there will seriously be some sad git who gets the microscope out and starts doing that!

    *Looks at RobRocks who is already contaminating the DNA by licking the chair*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    yea...that is totally pathetic...

    **hides microscope and plans to steal sample away from RR so TSH cannot see**

    i mean...get a life, right?!

    **nervous laughter**

    lol
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 5 months ago
    LMAO

    *effing runs with sample to get test*

    *gets evidence with some DNA of Rob*

    *uses DNA to have Robs baby*

    *dumps family and runs to Rob house like the frizzy freak saying 'I HAVE YOUR BABY!!!'*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    LMFAO!!!
     
    Great plan TSH!!!
     
    **goes off to make TSH's dream for me a reality**
     
    OMG!
    *still laughing*
    lol
  • 5ctBauble · 5 months ago
    wow...i didnt even think about the fact that ppl would be gathering dnd for babies...i was just thinkin gof a million rpattz clones surrounding me....i mean the city...:S
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 5 months ago
    LMAO and then you would have chance!!
  • 5ctBauble · 5 months ago
    :O Im shocked beyond words that you think the only way i could be with him is if i made a million clones!!!

    hmmm...at least there will be rob clones...you have to fight for taylor along with a billion others...
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 5 months ago
    hun I work my way around the pack...if Taylor is busy, paulex or chaske will keep me entertained!
  • 5ctBauble · 5 months ago
    yes but your wolf pack numbers arent even up to double digits! billions of rob versus a few wolves....?

    but knowing you, there are prolly a few wolf clones out there already...im sure you've pulled out enough hair for dna during your entertainment sessions ;)
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    *whispering to Effing*

    I just bought this clone kit from the Discovery Store... let's hope it works....

    LMAO!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    SWEET!!

    **gives LTCB "Genius' glittery sticker**
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Woo Hoo!! Doing the Glittery sticker dance..

    WATCH OUT!!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    I bet Rob sweat tastes like cinnamon and brown sugar.

    yummmmmm!

    LOL
  • Spunk Ransom "Spunkie" · 5 months ago
    There is only one way to find out!!! LOL

    *waves hands*

    I'm up for the challenge!

    LOL
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Get in line, sista!

    **points to ticket number dispenser on wall**
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    Hooray! first
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    second AGAIN....... i am joining twitter and following him definitely now because rob's DNA is on the chair!
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    sorry :( you weren't off my much, if that helps :/
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    yeah i was prob a few seconds behind you
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    yes I think you were, it just cracks me up that being first on a post is a huge accomplishment, it is another addiction!
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    definitely... that is my LIFE GOAL.... it HAS to come true or else!
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    well next time there is a new post I will send you some mind waves or something and let you be the first one to comment? deal?
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    deal! i will make sure to use my telepathic senses :D
  • one25centpeice · 5 months ago
    If more than one person comments at relatively the same time, I noticed that the more "likes" a person gets, the higher up they are... that's why the best caption contest winners are always "first" :]
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen) · 5 months ago
    lmao.;..this interview is funny.. i like Dr. Carisle sense of humour...aww; he really shouldn't have said that because we gonna have people trying to win that chair to clone rob...lol...
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    exactly.... people will be at his doorstep screaming at him to hand over the back of his chair.
  • 5ctBauble · 5 months ago
    well thats one way of attracting new followers...use the magic word "rob" along with 'sweat' and 'clones'....no wonder hes the smartest cullen :)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    THIRD?

    SWEET!!!

    never been third before...this is awesome. I think I may strive for third on all the posts...way better than first...

    oooh...and it is on a Pattinson post talking about cloning him....definately my lucky day!!

    **goes to buy lottery ticket**

    lol
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    congrats haha.... you must catch the headlines at a wonderful time haha cause youre always on the top of the board lol


    **buys thousands of lottery tickets and hands one to Effing**
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    Oooh.....Thanks!!

    and you got scratch-off ones too!! I love me some scratchy tickets!!

    **goes into corner with penny to rub tickets to reveal my mutlitude of prizes**

    lol
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    oh my pleasure.....

    **rubs off her scratch off and finds out she won a trip to NYC to see Rob**

    **does celebration dance and invites effing to come**
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    Hell yes I am in!!

    Wait...

    **grabs "Bag-o-fun" to take on trip**

    alright...I'm ready. when do we leave?! LOL
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    well the ticket expires in one week... so i'm thinkiin right now....but hey the trip is 4 months long and we stay in the same hotel as rob!

    i call the room beside him!!! maybe with him!!

    **grabs twilight dvd and suitcase.... sneaking her DNA kit and tools**
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    i think someone is jealous?? lol don't you agree cullencrazy??
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    why would I be jealous? I have been first before...but never third...

    this is a special day for me....so, go take your p*ss storm and rain on somebody elses parade!!

    lol
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    hahaha dream big! 3rd is an accomplishment as well, congrats Effing, my apologies! **cowers in a corner** :D
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    i believe so ashley....jk

    **takes ticket out to give to Ashley**

    such a giving person i am... :D
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    you are such a giver! I hope I win!!!
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    haha yeah i do too

    **smiles... but is hoping she'll lose**

    lol just kiddin :D
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Congrats on third Effing!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    Thanks LTCB!!

    I see that SOME people know how to be nice around here...

    **glares at AshleyAnne5**

    lol
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    well hey.... what about your lottery ticket giver??

    (cries in corner feeling rejected)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I am not counting you...I didn't win anything and am pretty sure you stole the one ticket that DID win!

    lol
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    well i thought I was the one that INVITED you to go to NY
    haha and here try this ticket..

    (hands effing the ticket)
  • ROBSESSED43 · 5 months ago
    god i'm scared of you...ha.

    *shows fangs and prepares to bite effing*
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    ooh ooh ooh!
    I was third on another post earlier today too!

    *joins hands with Effing and skips around*

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    :)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    **takes Krstine8's hand, continues to dance**

    YEAH!!! we are part of the "third" club!! woo-hoo!!

    lol
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    We're so awesome!

    *giggles*

    1st and 2nd...what a bore.
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    What is up with the cats? They're really creepy!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    What can I say...cats can be creepy.
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    LOL, so get them off your avatar! I'm going to have nightmares!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Awwww. Kristine's little pudders wouldn't hurtcha!
    Hey, I've tried picking a Rob picture before but I can not seem to get one up before somebody else has it, So, in the interest of being non-confrontational, I'm lettin' p**sies represent.
    Prrrrrrrrrrrr.
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    LMAO, that'll teach you to use dirty words for your cats!!
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    But I am a confrontational person so I'm going to sick my dogs on them!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    You better have big breeds at your disposal. My cats will open a can of woop*ss on 'em! They cray-zay!!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    OMG, I am so embarrassed. My post was edited by the mod.

    *hangs head in shame, walks to stand in corner*
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    LOL! OMG, I think you're a nutter!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Thanks, thanks very much.

    *stands proud*
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Hey! It's only a dirty word if a perv reads it that way.

    So there.

    :)
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    Are you calling me a perv? Now that, is not an insult like nutter is...

    I will stand prouder!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck...

    Apparently the mod is a perv, too.

    Buncha pervs.

    What's a sweet innocent girl to do?

    If you see one, let me know. ;)
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    You my dear, are a proper freak! LOL!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    *big sloppy kiss to Kimberlina*


    LOL
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker · 5 months ago
    Eeew, cat drool!!
  • cutesweetiezzz · 5 months ago
    5th? LOL
  • whereismyedward · 5 months ago
    fourth! and hahahahaaaaa he's hilarious!!
  • whereismyedward · 5 months ago
    ok fine i can't out, but anyway... I WANT TO CLONE A ROB! if not then take his dna and have his kids... he doesn't need to know... muahahahaa :D
  • cutesweetiezzz · 5 months ago
    LOL

    "Rob, guess what. You're the father of my child!"
  • whereismyedward · 5 months ago
    my thoughts exactly! LOL! i think that'd be one way of guarenteeing a chance of meeting him...
    ahh and what a beautiful child that would be... provided he has strong genes LMAO!!!
  • cutesweetiezzz · 5 months ago
    Of course he has strong genes, it's Rob. We wouldn't expect anything less.
  • whereismyedward · 5 months ago
    damn straight :)
  • AshleyAnne5 · 5 months ago
    make sure you share his DNA with the rest of us! we want little Robs too!
  • whereismyedward · 5 months ago
    ah don't worry i shall :)
    i could probably make millions be recloning and selling it... wooow think of all the £££ (or in most of your cases $$$)!!!
    then again, it's most probably illegal. and i'm absolutely rubbish at science...
    oh well, when there's a will, THERE'S A WAAAY lol! :D
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen) · 5 months ago
    ahaha...thats funnny...aww; now DR. Carisle gonna have the crazies all following him on twitter..

    *saying to everyone; let's be simple about this guys*..lol
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    Here is the proof that peter is getting close to 500,000 already I took a screen shot of his twitter page coz it keeps messin up and the numbers r changing. Here is the proof. http://twitpic.com/7nqlk
  • giggsy_girl · 5 months ago
    dunno what's going on. the numbers are crazy they keep increasing and decreasing,like wth?
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    yh i know at first it was at like 212,000 but i refreshed the page on the off chance and it jumped up 2 that. I quickly got a screen shot just 2 proove it lol
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 5 months ago
    I bet noone in the history of Twitter has 200,000 followers! Maybe we crashed Twitter? LOL its very possible.
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    nah thats not the reason. People like Ashton Kutcher and Ellen Degeneres have ova 2 million. Actually I think Ashton has over 3 mil. Maybe its coz Peter is getting so many new followers in such a short space of time. Thats all I can think of.
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 5 months ago
    Then "maybe" it is being Hacked?? hmmmm maybe some CRAZY TWINUTTER is making sure he wins!! lol
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    yh guess so lol
  • unicorn glow(vampire_vixen) · 5 months ago
    lmao @twinutter...no; maybe some crazy twinutter wants the chair with rob DNA to clone him...ahaha
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    LOL but i wouldnt mind that chair eitha 2 b honest lol
  • EnglishCullen · 5 months ago
    ive just posted like the same comment as you!
    sorry!
    ahhaha
  • ishta · 5 months ago
    my browser says over 212 000
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    I know it keeps doin that and then I clicked on it once and it showed up with wots on the screen shot. I am gonna keep checking 2day and 2moro in case it goes ova 500k and no one else spots it.
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    UPDATE UPDATE - NOW UP 2 427,125 FOLLOWAS. HERE IS A NEW SCREENSHOT http://twitpic.com/7nz75
  • londonalozzy · 5 months ago
    UPDATE UPDATE - NOW UP 2 427,125 FOLLOWAS. HERE IS A NEW SCREENSHOT http://twitpic.com/7nz75
  • TeamSwitzerland · 5 months ago
    Im totally making a clone of Rob
  • Danielle · 5 months ago
    I should join twitter just so i can win because i'm good at riddles.
  • EnglishCullen · 5 months ago
    hahaha rob clone!
    brilliant!

    this bets definitely being fixed though because ive got screenshots of his profile with over 400,000 followers twice but it always drops back to 210,000 odd!!
    http://twitpic.com/7ntn1
    i reckon rob defranco's hacking it!
    hahaha
  • Robaholic · 5 months ago
    Some one got it when it was at 503,000, but it dropped again! Everytime you refresh your page it drops or goes up by thousands or so.

    http://twitpic.com/7np46
  • EnglishCullen · 5 months ago
    :O
    thats totally enough evidence for me!
    now where is that polka dot bikini???
    ;)
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE · 5 months ago
    wonder how many vamp girls are on wikipedia, trying to figure out cloning...LOL
  • Patience Isn't My Specialty · 5 months ago
    y wikipedia, Niki?

    *lost*
  • nikitajuice - HisNeckIsMOINE · 5 months ago
    Ugh...Pimpsy...
    *pat pat*
    It's ok...that ONE line up there IS pretty complex.

    love ya anyways
    lol
  • Cat · 5 months ago
    The Dex is such a funny guy.
  • Joy · 5 months ago
    OMG he's so funny, I'll keep following him after he wins the bet just for his last comment about cloning Robert Pattinson
  • Robaholic · 5 months ago
    Rob sweat and DNA!! I am definitely gonna try and solve that riddle. lol
  • Carrie · 5 months ago
    I read the rest of the article..... can't wait for the other Rob to lose..... he better put that video on YouTube!
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 5 months ago
    Please everyone help Peter! We have to show that Twilight fans ROCK!

    oh and that dna stuff doesnt sound to bad either lol
  • RealMenGlitter · 5 months ago
    LMAO daddy c is hilarious! I was cracking up. Hes fighting dirty now. No one will be able to resist supporting him if Rob DNA and sweat are involved
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Yeah he is!! The gloves are off... Who is going to resist Rob's DNA...seriously..

    (hiding clone kit from RMG..the one I purchased from the Discovery Store)

    LMAO!!
  • RealMenGlitter · 5 months ago
    You have a cloning kit and you were going to hide it from me!!!!! LTCB I thought we were friends now?

    *Cue tears*
    Come on dont keep all the Rob clones to yourself! *sniffle* please!
  • mschicklet · 5 months ago
    LOL Somehow I can imagine a Twihard sitting in their basement with a makeshift DNA kit, trying to find any shred of hair that RPattz may have left.

    And for some reason, that scares me.....
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    she probably has frizzy-hair, wrist tattoo and a half eaten Pattinson b-day cake beside her...

    lol
  • mschicklet · 5 months ago
    That makes it even scarier lol....
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    seems like it describes the person on the dot! after barely being touched by rob's bodyguards, she thinks she can do anything and plots her next attack!
  • breesmom · 5 months ago
    Yes, I want to know why she wasn't tackled and arrested for that stunt. Just let her run away...what was that?

    And poor Rob had to keep smiling and walk away, like it didn't phase him one bit!
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    ummm.... no. that cake will never be eaten...thank you very much... its next to my conversation hearts and Twilight chocolate bar.......... of course i have no problem licking the frosting... *wink wink*


    and quit talking about me and my rpattz wrist tattoo ....its not very Twi-nice ...... j/k lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    I am not a twi-nice person! you should know that by now!!

    LOL

    **whispers**
    um, when you perfect the cloning of Pattinson, can I have one?? LOL
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    NO!!! i absolutely do NOT share!!!

    see, i'm not always a Twi-nice person either *sticks out tongue*

    LOL...... hehehehhehhehehehehe

    no but seriously(says with stern look on face) lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 5 months ago
    FINE!!!

    **shaking my butt in general direction of missmeliss**
    nah-nah-nah!!

    **secretly plans to steal her cloning kit**

    lol
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    You'd have to pry it from my cold, dead, sparkly, vampiric hands lol.......... good "effing" luck! lol
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 5 months ago
    LMAO!!!!
  • Jake's Chew Toy · 5 months ago
    hmmmm... Rob clone?!?!?!?!?

    thats ok!!! (passes it to the next person in line).........

    I'll stick to the original if you don't mind (wiggles eyebrows suggestively)
    *wink wink*
  • blueeyedlamb · 5 months ago
    I love Peter...he cracks me up. I joined his Twitter following a fews days ago. If you havent yet, go help him out!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Oh..Oh.... I wanna a cloned Rob Pattinson for myself so I can hug him and sqeeze him and dress him......

    I'm stopping there but you get the picture.. LMAO!!
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 5 months ago
    or undress him. :-)
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 5 months ago
    Oh of course that too!! = P
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 5 months ago
    err LTCB don't you mean undress him? LMAO he's got too many clothes on most of the time I would have thought the point would be to take them off as much as possible?????

    *thinking - uh oh maybe is just me then oh well more for me then*
    LOL
  • bina209 · 5 months ago
    Aw he's gonna do a riddle....booo im horrible at riddles.
  • cullencrazy29 · 5 months ago
    ew sick!!! uh rob needs to be #1 in every magazine around the world... rob'snot some guy who can fake play basketball and fake sing... zac's basically a poser.... no offense
  • its_R_Pattz_baby · 5 months ago
    Lol, the lengths he will go to to get his numbers. Dont you just love him for knowing that all he has to do is just mention Robert Pattinson and his numbers will go shooting up. It might be kinda sad for him to realise that his sweat on the chair is not enough lol.

    Anything with Rob on it will do. If i get it, i will sleep with it, eat with it and hell i will shower with it.

    *shakes head* i think i'm losing my mind
  • CUTEE · 5 months ago
    look at this new article about robsten http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/15012
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 5 months ago
    this is such BS.

    If MA were still around, we would have seen them together by now.

    Robsten lives on, but I seriously doubt Rob is pleading with Kristen to make a choice. Does not seem in his character. She looks like she has already made the choice to me.
  • ejaz · 5 months ago
    What a load of c***!! I cannot imagine Rob acting like some besotted teenager constantly checking up on Kristen much less issuing an 'ultimatum to resolve the love triangle by October'. The people at this magazine clearly do as Jay Leno likes to say..."Check, Re-Check and Check Again all the facts of the stories they print!! NOT!!!
  • kristine8 · 5 months ago
    Rob himself said that nothing that's written about him is hardly ever true. If everything you read in those mags was real then Jennifer Anniston would have already given birth and gotten married 5 times in the last year.
  • TeamRobsten4Ever · 5 months ago
    i feel you
  • nomesters · 5 months ago
    Peter F always cracks me up. Haha. I really don't know how to respond to this interview besides laughing.....
  • Diana · 5 months ago
    OMG...What am I supposed to do with this? I know...think about it all night...Oh Rob, Rob. U make my life make no sense. What am I going to do with you?Or whatever...without u...I would really like to win that thing but I know I don't have a chance. They'll be on Peter's site like bees on honey. Oh Rob, Rob? Can I clone u? Can I? Pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I change my mind...I want the real thing
  • Nataniasmom · 5 months ago
    LOL! That's some funny shite right there, lol.
    "clone Rob Pattinson" LOL
    We added him so that his friend would have to skip down Hollywood Blvd. in a bikini, but now this is a Bonus! lol
  • cara · 5 months ago
    <3 peter. DEFINITELY the funniest cast member :) "All Im saying is with this chair back you might be able to clone RPatz, all Im saying.." LOL
  • twilightaholic · 5 months ago
    Ahahahah I love Peter he's so hilarious!

    I will DEFINITELY be cloning me some rob in the near future. ;) That's all I'M sayin.
  • PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore · 5 months ago
    I've said it before and I am still not tired of saying it so I'll say it again.

    Peter. You rock baby!!! Funny man I really love you. (nowere near as much as RPats though - sorry)
    lol x
  • JTSTeam Swiss · 5 months ago
    oh Peter pick me pick me please!!!

    I'm a scientist! I totally know how to clone DNA. Once i have your chair backing I can call my friend who works in forensics to get the samples and then I can take it into my lab and start working @ making my own personal Rob!

    weeeeeeeee! it's never been great to be a scientist right now! =)
  • ferni [abc...] 8) · 5 months ago
    well now i know what i'll be doing tomorrow...... doing propaganda for peter facinelli ohhh yeah
  • Twiloverswitz · 5 months ago
    So lets say Peter does a riddle...and then expects us to post...if he isn't following us he can't see what we say...am i correct. I am a twitter newbie so i am so lost.
  • Nataniasmom · 5 months ago
    no, you can do the reply to him and he will see the reply, but you can not just post it as a comment.
    I just feel sorry for him going through 500,000 replies to the riddle, lol.
  • Kimoppi · 5 months ago
    Ok kids... here's the trick to this:

    Currenly cloning from just a DNA sample is a bit shady and difficult... and expensive. If you get the chair back and want to try to make a test tube Rob baby, I suggest keeping it in the freezer for a few years while they better perfect the art of harvesting DNA for fertilization of ovum in the absence of a male gamete. Long term storage of DNA in a freezer is quite common.

    (I know I sound creepy, but I rarely get to use my brain outside of a lab... so it totally made me giggle.)
  • TheGoldenOnion · 5 months ago
    This made me follow! Hilarious!
  • BETTY · 5 months ago
    4 words :
    I
    NEED
    THAT
    CHAIR
    O_o
  • laurjulia · 5 months ago
    Great, I suck at riddles
    :(((

    I really want that.

    REALLY BAD.
  • ChemicalTwilight · 5 months ago
    Well ive finally joined upto to twitter so as i can help Peter win that bet, and possibly win the chair backing for myself lol