DISQUS

NewMoonMovie.org: Report from Filming of Yellow Porsche Scene in Italy

  • OhEdward (The Original) · 6 months ago
    Why Alice, what manly arms you have! Why Alice, what strong legs you have! Why Alice, what a manly mustache - wait - what the...............................

    Alice, are you a tranny?
  • JTSTeam Swiss · 6 months ago
    lol, that's funny!
  • TEAM PERV · 6 months ago
    LMAO!
  • Vampgirl(Team Robsten forever) · 6 months ago
    PICTURE JASPER TRYING TO GET SOME With ALICE and it's that DUDE! Jasper will be scared for life.
  • OhEdward (The Original) · 6 months ago
    Whoa ------------------ what is THAT?
  • bella425edward4445 · 6 months ago
    LMAO that is a good one hahahhahaha :D
  • Jaypat · 6 months ago
    LOL! I guess they couldn't find a stunt woman for this in Italy.

    Dang, nothing new on newmoonmovie.org

    *pulling my hair out*

    I guess I'll do the dishes now.
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    I just wondered that... don't chicks know how to put their foot down and steer a blimmin car in some countries?!?
    *considers being a stunt woman... oh... don't do heights... or deep water... or closed in spaces... crap!*
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    ROTF *crossing legs to avoid accidents*

    OhE :) TOO funny :)

    xxxx
  • Lov_Twilight 001 · 6 months ago
    rotflshtmdhtciasmsfe!!!!!!
  • Nicole · 6 months ago
    Lol, Nice!
  • AllAboutEdward - TEAM TWITTER · 6 months ago
    thats hysterical...

    Looks like Taylor wasn't the only one who beefed up for the New Moon Movie!!!
  • Green_Twilight · 6 months ago
    Haha, I cant wait to see how beefed he is going to be in Eclipse!
  • Marystat · 6 months ago
    I was there too. When the security guy told us what scene they were filming I have to say I was scared. Simply cos I got the impression we were to walk right in the middle of the street in groups of 2 or 3. Then get outta the way when we heard the horn honk, and back in our places when the car had passed. I was told that it would be the stunt doubles first then the actors in the car. "so be careful" is what I was told.

    I think I may have misunderstood the guy or he wasn't clear cos that info scared the living daylights outta me, a professional stunt driver was ok but to walk in the middle of the street with a speeding car right behind me was NOT my cup of tea. I am not a stunt woman! lol

    So I was relieved when we were actually placed towards the SIDES of the streets in groups...and then going back in our places in the street when the car had passed. I was still kinda worried about Ashley driving the car but during filming that fear kinda waned as the security team obviously did whatever they could to make this SAFE.

    My report as an extra is in my blog here
    http://my-adventures-maryann.blogspot.com/
  • JTSTeam Swiss · 6 months ago
    wow, i'm sure that would have been an awesome thing to watch when they were filming that....

    sadly, i'd have to disagree. i'd much rather have been there the first day on set and seen the shirtless Rob pics than on the second day...
    just sayin' ! you all know you'd much rather have preferred that too! ;-)
  • Marystat · 6 months ago
    I was an extra on Thursday and Friday so I saw shirtless Rob too lol
  • JTSTeam Swiss · 6 months ago
    LUCKY! that's so cool! must have been a hella-great experience to be part of that! =)
  • Marystat · 6 months ago
    It was! Esp as I went to Italy NOT expecting ANY of this, I only had hopes to see a tiny bit if possible of filming and MAYBE just MAYBE a tiny glimpse of the cast? Little did I know I'd see them almost every day there, let along being an extra. So even if I do not make it IN the final cut of the movie, not expecting that to be honest, I was STILL a part of it and it is a memory I will have forever! :-D.
  • I Run With Vampires · 6 months ago
    Speakin of stunt doubles...I think Kristen needs to have a double for all those kissing scenes and I nominate myself for that part.

    :)
  • breesmom · 6 months ago
    I can just see it, "Oh Chris, there was a terrible accident with the reunion scene from Italy--it's all been mysteriously destroyed--Kristen's not availabe but luckily their a double who goes by I Run With Vampires who's here right now...."

    "Oh, Rob we have a suprise!"
  • BellaGirl · 6 months ago
    I want this car *_*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    This explains so much now!! when I saw these pics a few weeks ago i was like WTF?? why is that man wearing a feminine silk head scarf? i thought maybe it was an italian thing, how wrong i was, it's obviously just a stunt double thing ;) LOL!!!
  • Nina ♡ The Twilight Saga · 6 months ago
    "an italian thing"

    LOL!!!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    LMAO!! yeah i had these images of burly italian men walking around the streets dressed in silk head scarfs, i'm so glad that image has now been rectified LOL!!!
  • Nina ♡ The Twilight Saga · 6 months ago
    haha! That is just great =)

    good thing you found out the truth..lol!
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    Yes i was beginning to think i'd never be able to look an italian in the face ever again, not that i actually know an italian or infact plan on going to italy anytime in the future, hhmmm guess that solves that problem then lol :)
  • Briele · 6 months ago
    Rob is nowhere to be found for 2 days now! yayyy! lol! the guy deserves limelight break! go ROb! hide, hide, hide...lol! but we better see you later dear ;-)
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 6 months ago
    Yeah, here's giving Rob props for dodging the press and getting some alone time. We will be fine with the shirtless pictures from last week awhile, while he rests.
  • Briele · 6 months ago
    I hope he gets to sleep a lot...Breakfast, lunch,dinner, snacks in between in bed! lol!
  • twilight saga fever! · 6 months ago
    1st!! cant w8 for new moonnnn
  • funkifloopi4edward · 6 months ago
    3rd! i love the yello porsche!
  • twilight saga fever! · 6 months ago
    ahhahah wow a man?hhahahah oki hhaah
  • Briele · 6 months ago
  • elliemoran · 6 months ago
    Man, the guy who wrote that seems to hate pretty much everybody - makes you wonder how he manages to get through the day.

    He's kind of ridiculous - I laughed when he says that Robert Pattinson "only achieved fame by starring in some truly awful films that appeal to children and idiots" - I get the feeling he's gonna get some hate mail - the comments at the bottom are already pretty entertaining.
  • FL95 (JoJo) · 6 months ago
    If anyone knows the author of that article, tell him he's and idiot for me.

    *furrowing brow*

    What a bitter... bitter man.
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    ***fists in the air***

    "(...) films that appeal to children and idiots (...)

    I feel insulted
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    there is my yellow porsche :D cant wait for new moon to come out...pronto!!!!!!!!!
  • Diana · 6 months ago
    Gorgeous...but I don't like the way Alice looks in Italy
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    kudos for Ashley's double man with the stache
  • team_rob_tay · 6 months ago
    i´m third finally!!
  • team_rob_tay · 6 months ago
    dam i´m never in the top 5
  • Rob_is_my_Kryptonite · 6 months ago
    I bet that was a great scene to watch!
  • ciera · 6 months ago
    I could not ignore such a sweet looking car.
    Here's an off the wall question: what was the 2nd car that bella got in Breaking dawn for her birthday?
  • funkifloopi4edward · 6 months ago
    it was a ferarri, dont know wat type...
  • ciera · 6 months ago
    thanks! :D
    Too bad they don't have the model I would totaly get a picture of it and imagine my self buying one ( yeah right :| )
  • XeniaCullen · 6 months ago
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    wasnt it the mercedez guardian?
  • ciera · 6 months ago
    that was here first car before the wedding when her car 'randomly' died on her.
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    lol silly me I forgot got to reread it again!
  • ciera · 6 months ago
    And how many times would that be?
    Four five maybe seven times? :)
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    billion of times I wouldn't mind :D
  • breesmom · 6 months ago
    That's one of the great things about the Twilight books, so good to read over and over and over....
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    I know!! and never get bored of them
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Me too... I just started Twilight AGAIN for like the 6th time... they never get old...
  • Green_Twilight · 6 months ago
    Very true
  • XeniaCullen · 6 months ago
  • honey_bee · 6 months ago
    The Guardian was just a loaner to keep her safe until the wedding. The "before" car. :) I forgot the name of her second car. I guess that means I will have to revamp again. Not that I mind. lol ;)
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Bella's second car is a red Ferrari... = )
  • elliemoran · 6 months ago
    I think at that point in the book its kind of hard to pay attention to the car with all the bella/edward alone time going on.

    Personally, anyways :)
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    LOL! So true... = )
  • FL95 (JoJo) · 6 months ago
    which she will never drive.... poor car.... ;)
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    cant wait till they show this scene in trailer arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • honey_bee · 6 months ago
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Aw! I love the vamp girl style... cool clothes, Hot guys and fast cars.... LOL!!!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes · 6 months ago
    Ok when are we going to see some reports from Italy? I am literally dieing over here, I have a serious withdrawal from the filming and everything...and no Rob news lol...
    ET told us before they are going...so did they go in the end?

    I can't wait to see those scenes!
  • breesmom · 6 months ago
    I think they have to space things out for the next 5 1/2 months. It's going to be a loooong 5 1/2 months!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes · 6 months ago
    O knooow, it will be a long wait. I am more concerned what am I going to do for the two months until they start filming Eclipse.
    At least I have "Remember me", hopefully there's going to be some reports from the set, and the filming starts in 10 days, even that seems far away haha.
  • breesmom · 6 months ago
    I guess there's an up side for us with Rob's busy schedule.
  • Kassielovesthecullens · 6 months ago
    Thats utter crap though...being that they will have new news starting in August when Eclipse starts....ET is nothing but a horrible tease.
  • breesmom · 6 months ago
    So true, they do like to string us along! Good thing for DVRs so we don't have to watch all their other fluff pieces and listen to their screeching voices!

    I think I like MTVs coverage better.
  • aliz 4ever · 6 months ago
    a ferrari ciera thatz bella's 2nd car in breakin dawn
  • ciera · 6 months ago
    Thanks :D
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    she's darker too!!! yikes Alice you're suppose to be pale or at least lighter!
  • NeGiin* · 6 months ago
    WoOw.....What the nice Car!!!!!alice Must like it.... ;)

    **hey...can i ask a Qus???????
    *******What happened tO ROBERT?????????????why there isn't any news about him????
    iS there anyone now thiSssSS??????????
  • giggsy_girl · 6 months ago
    dunno,glad he's having a break from the paps
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    last thing I heard he was at ny to promote his new work remember me, but after that i dk what's going on..
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    he better be alive!!!! or else I'm going to die without him!!! :(
  • Kassielovesthecullens · 6 months ago
    Can't the guy just have a break? I'm glad he has gotten away from the paps for a few days....good for him!
  • Eclipse · 6 months ago
    gotta agree on that kudos for Rob yayyyyy hmmm is Kristen hiding too? lol
  • giggsy_girl · 6 months ago
    ET's exec producer twitted an hour ago 'On way to san fran. Heard Robert Pattinson paged at lax could have been madison - checking - stand by.about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry...whatever that means
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 6 months ago
    I know I got that one also, Now Im very confused. LOL


    I want Rob to get his rest of course, but I do miss him :-(
  • TEAM PERV · 6 months ago
    Rob is hiding out somewhere in NY...and I am desperately trying to find him!!!

    If anyone has any info on where "Remember Me" is shooting in NYC, PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!
  • NeGiin* · 6 months ago
    What a* nice car!!!!! :D
  • NeGiin* · 6 months ago
    tnX!!!! :)
  • NeGiin* · 6 months ago
    seeMs like he is hid FroM camera and FansSs!!!!!!!!!
  • sweety · 6 months ago
    Hey you guys !
    Is anywhere at this page a counter?? It'll be nice and probably astonishing how many people still visit this site xD I really want to know
  • NeGiin* · 6 months ago
    hide*
  • AshleyAnne5 · 6 months ago
    i just laugh every time i hear that Ashley's body double for these scenes was a man.... never fails....
  • Briele · 6 months ago
    tickle tickle! lol! look up and watch ash double again.hahahaha
  • AshleyAnne5 · 6 months ago
    excuse me... who keeps tickling me?? **looks around** aghh! Ash's stunt double!! hehe I just can't look away.... his scarf is just so stunning!
  • patty · 6 months ago
    okay that's pretty funny.
  • breesmom · 6 months ago
    I just read a cute quote about Rob from Michael Welch on eonline followed by a funny follow-up line by the guy who wrote it. Anybody see it?

    "Kristen's lullaby"? Funny!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    No can you post it or tell me where it is... I'd like to see it... = )
  • breesmom · 6 months ago
    Sorry, I don't know how but I found it on Yahoo. It's from Eonline
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    thanks i'll look for it.. = )
  • HeartTheCullens (TeamUnicorn) · 6 months ago
    ohhhh I want to drive it..... but it hink i'd trust Alice's driving better than my own! haha
  • Green_Twilight · 6 months ago
    I actually seen someone driving a car very like Alice's porsche the other day. The first thing I thought was "I wonder if they bought that because they are a Twilight fan"
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    I've seen two trucks like Bella's around....I just thought wow.. that's probably a cool truck to drive around now..

    LOL!!
  • Green_Twilight · 6 months ago
    Yeah but if they are in the same shape as Bellas they wont last long! Haha
  • JTSTeam Swiss · 6 months ago
    hey i like your avatar pic!!!
    =)
  • Green_Twilight · 6 months ago
    Thanks =:o)
  • NeGiin* · 6 months ago
    i think there isn't any breaking news until eclipse start :(
    how Sad....!!!!!

    SoMe reQuest foR kristen..." hey kristen why you don't go tO NY for change the weather??? ":D
  • Nina ♡ The Twilight Saga · 6 months ago
    "hmmmm...Ashley... you look different..."
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 6 months ago
    I know you guys are not going to believe this, but I swear it is true. I live out in the middle of the country, and last night I happened to be looking out the front door and saw a wolf in my front yard. At first I thought it was a dog or something, but I yelled for my husband and sure enough he said that it was a wolf.

    Is that not freaky?
  • Nina ♡ The Twilight Saga · 6 months ago
    WOw!

    you should have sent your husband away,
    asked the wolf to phase
    and invited him in =P
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 6 months ago
    I probably would have, but I am more of a Team Edward fan, so unless the wolf was going to phase into Edward, I really wasn't interested.

    But on a serious note, that is the coolest thing. I mean how ironic that is considering all the New Moon stuff this week.
  • Nina ♡ The Twilight Saga · 6 months ago
    yeah, that is pretty cool =)

    On the Edward thing. I just read this fanfic about Bella and Jacob, so now I `m kind of torn between them (I used to be team edward all the way) lol
  • TeamRotation (Meg1) · 6 months ago
    It's hard not to like both, isn't it? =) I could never decide because both have such great qualities. I would be ecstatic if I ever found a guy who was like either one of them. lol. But some fanfics I've read.. for both.. have been great, and you can see it working good both ways!
  • Nina ♡ The Twilight Saga · 6 months ago
    you totally can!
    ..so I can`t decide, I love them both! =)
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_) · 6 months ago
    That IS freaky- but in a good way!

    I think we talk about New Moon/Twilight Saga so much, we are willing things into existence! Right after I read the 'Peter Facinelli' Nurse Jackie/Chris Weitz article yesterday (I think yesterday)- a student called me, and his name was Calvin Cullen!
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 6 months ago
    That's pretty funny.

    "I can't believe this is happening. This isn't real. Things like this just don't exist."
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_) · 6 months ago
    "They do in my world!"


    and for giggles.. "you better hold on tight, spider monkey"
  • CF911 Stripper JJ Stew · 6 months ago
    LMAO!!
  • WannaStayInForks · 6 months ago
    We have a doctor at a facility I work for named Dr. John Cullen...I dream it's really Carlisle in disguise!
  • FL95 (JoJo) · 6 months ago
    LOL!

    Did you say in your sexy voice, "well, hello there Mr. Cullen, how may I help you?"
  • TeamRotation (Meg1) · 6 months ago
    Yeah, I swear all the claims I verify at work now.. it seems more than half of them are at dr.'s offices in Port Angeles (where she goes), Vancouver (Edward mentions) and a couple that are mentioned in passing (ie: Seattle). And I had a couple Dr.'s on claims that have the name of Cullen.
  • NeGiin* · 6 months ago
    s.th NiCe => selena gomeZ......

    http://www.popsugar.com/3251634
  • Nina ♡ The Twilight Saga · 6 months ago
    hm
  • raeanneheartstwilight · 6 months ago
    AW i can't wait for the movie :DDDDD
    i wonder if we'll see a hint of mustache on "Alice" during the scene? haha.
  • ferni [abc...] 8) · 6 months ago
    hehehehe if alice knew this she would be soooo freaked out....... lol......... ahhh nobody can ever be ashley green
  • stehfuhknee_hale · 6 months ago
    Haha, now i bet that when I watch the scene in the movie, I'll notice it was a man body double after having seen this....lol
  • kerbear585 · 6 months ago
    hhahaha funny.
    i bet we won't be seeing close up's of the car at a distance or anything cuz of that. we will only see them in the car when they are actually just sitting with it in park. haha.
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Oh my gosh!!! I can't handle the silence.... I'm so use to this site....it's like a drug to me.....LOL!!! Is this how it's

    gonna be until Eclipse start filming?? The AGONY!!!

    (get it together LTCB ( oh god see now i'm talking to myself)... LMAO!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    LTCB!!!!

    are you there???

    **waiting impatiently to see if anybody is here**

    HELLO??

    I need somebody to talk toooooo....

    **sobbing**
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 6 months ago
    I'm here!!!

    *bear hug*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **throws arms around TSH**

    OMG!! Thank goodness!! It was too quiet here!!!

    I was so lonely...

    ....and I will have you know that I CAN get closer to that butt crack - I just need to pause the video and zoom in a bit... LOL
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    *throws arms around Effing*

    I missed you so much i couldn't go to sleep till i came on to say good night...

    *sobs into Effing shoulder*

    Rather too many beers to do many comments but....... i though to hell with it....you're worth it :)

    ooooo the room is spinning...........*throes another empty bottle of Grolsch over shoulder*

    I love you Effing :) LOL

    Hey TSH is here as well :) will pop up and say hi :)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Ooohh....a tipsy Nicky!!

    **squels in excitement**

    Come on....stay a little longer!! Think of the fun we could have and the trouble we can get into!!!

    **looks at Nicky with pleading eyes**
    ...don't go...


    lol
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    *slurring speech.........*

    Well i will get into trouble if i post....really should not ever never switch on the PC after too many beers....LOL

    If i swear.....i'm sorry...i'll try not to :) *crosses fingers*

    What Have i missed *hic*

    I just got so so drunk and watched Gladiator for the first time in about 5 years and cried like a baby at the end...*hic*

    Crap...this is a twilight forum......*stutters* what i mean is i was watching twilight again....

    *wink*
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Ooh. I love that movie!! That is the only movie that I find russel crow even remotely attractive in...LOL
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    He does look very nice in it :) LOL
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 6 months ago
    I'm not going to be here for long...its coming up to 1am and I need sleep!!

    LMAO

    Oh but to caress the butt crack with your soft hand... you keep zooming instead! LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **hangs head in disappointement**

    You are a chat-tease!! You just come on here, say a few lines, then vanish, leaving me completely unfulfilled with our conversations...

    LOL
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 6 months ago
    I won't go!!!

    I'll stay but only for 20 mins!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **jumping up and down**

    SWEET!!!

    who knew that by calling you a name, you would stay??

    **filing that info away for future use**

    LOL

    **sighs** I really do miss your avatar on the posts...
    I almost peed my pants from the excitement last night when you replied to one of my comments!! lol
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 6 months ago
    LOL I'm still here!!

    Next time I will track your posts and just say 'HI...thought you might want to look at avatar!'
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    well, okay...but you are more than just a sexy avatar to me TSH..

    **eyes tearing up**

    but, I guess I will take what I can get.. LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    Don't cry effing *hands effing tissue*, it's quiet here tonight/today, it seems everyone has been busy with real life, plus it's been 2 days since some real rob news, what a sh** day :(
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    I know!! I don't know what I am gonna do if I have to look at that guy with that friggin scarf on his head for another day!! LOL

    **pouting**
    ...I HATE slow news days...


    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    I know, i now officialy HATE silk head scarfs, burn them all LOL!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    I never really thought that one could annoy me so much, but it seriously does... LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    The only way i'd ever be nice to a head scarf again is if it graces robs head and even then i'd have to quickly steal it and burn it before he noticed LOL!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Oh yes...and perhaps if he does wear one, we should probably rip his other clothes off and burn them as well while we are at it....you know, cause the scarf touched them... LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    YES!!! that scarf would have got it's bad news day vibes all over his other clothing, we should be thorough here effing, you get the petrol, i'll get the matches LMAO!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Okay...and I will bring the body wash and baby oil...We should shower him afterwards - to get it off his skin, and then rub him down with baby oil because we don't want him to get dry skin or anything..

    Wow, we really are considerate people...we wouldn't do this for just anybody. We really are self-less.. LOL
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    YES EFFING!!! we'll need to be thorough with that too, it could take us hours before we get him completely clean and moisturised, yes only for rob, we truly are good people LOL!!
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Look guys....I'll be working ALL weekend... and i'll be here Totally Alone as per usual :( Unlimited internet access and no one to talk to on the weekend :(

    *sniffs into tissue*

    *hic*
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    Sorry nic *hands nic a kleenex* we're all so emotional today, it's heart breaking :( are you coming to chat, there's a few of us on :D
  • KellansONLYGirl · 6 months ago
    Don't hand her a tissue!
    She doens't mind looking at MY man for now! UGH!
    I thought you were my friend Kim! haha
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **sighs**

    I told you before....You weren't there, I was just keeping him entertained until you got there...

    and I got the message about his pants, but it was too late then, they were already off...SORRY!!

    LOL
  • KellansONLYGirl · 6 months ago
    Well at least I know he wasn't enjoying any of it!
    He told me that this psycho ripped off his clothes and blindfolded him!
    Guess I found the psycho!

    Next time, just leave him alone missing me!
    I don't wanna have to stick a great white shark on you! =D
    Ooh, and you don't wanna see my tank either! Not a good idea!
    haha
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Well, he may SAY he didn't enjoy it to you, but I beg to differ...he seemed quite entertained... LOL

    Geeze, I was just keeping him away from everyone else for you..you really need to learn to be more appreciative. It was a huge sacrifice on my part...I didn't have to do that, ya know?! LOL

    I will try and leave him alone next time, but I cannot make any guarantees, when he is all by himself like that - I just wanna comfort him... LOL
  • KellansONLYGirl · 6 months ago
    Yeah huge sacrifice I'm sure! You kidnapped the hottest twi-guy! Doesn't sound like something to be too upset about!

    You better not comfort him anymore! He is perfectly content waiting for me! =D
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **sweet smile**

    Like I said....No promises..But I will certainly try harder in the future..

    **fingers crossed behing my back**

    lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    Sorry KOG!! you're still my partner in crime, i couldn't stand to see effing sobbing, it broke me!! lmao
  • KellansONLYGirl · 6 months ago
    Ok, I guess I can forgive you partner *opens arms for a hug*

    Don't believe her sobbing! It's all an act! And she lives off of people like you! Haven't I taught you better!?! lol
  • Kim1524 (Fanfic Junkie) · 6 months ago
    YEY!! *opens arms back and gives an emmett style bear hug*
    sorry but i like effing, she's fun!!, lets not fight again okay :D
  • TeamSpaceHeatersX♥KissedPauleX · 6 months ago
    I gave you robs butt crack how much more 'MOON' news do you need!! LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Um, the whole "moon" ....along with the "big dipper"!!!

    LMAO!!!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    It's been too quiet!!!!! Sh*ty day it is...LOL!!!
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    EFFING!!! (running up to Effing for a BIG Hug)

    Don't leave me!!!!! Man... it was too quiet on here it was scary!!!

    (shivers at the thought)
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    LTCB!!

    **hugs LTCB tightly**

    Tell me about it...WTF is going on??

    It was scary quiet!! I was starting to think people found a new website and just left me here hangin'...LOL
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    No Sh*t Effing!! Scary as hell... I was like dang where did everybody go? Is there a new site..

    I even checked out Eclipse.org.... just in case I missed the memo... Geez!!!! Scary I tell you...

    = )
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Aw, you know that if I found a new website, I would so come back for you....

    No Pattinson fan left behind...

    LOL
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Cool!! Now are we gonna have to stare at his big guy pretending to be Alice until

    Monday? Where is Pattinson!!! = )
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Apparently busy swapping wardrobes with Kristen... LOL :)
  • Francoise27 · 6 months ago
    I am waiting for news. This is crazy this silence. OK, may be Rob needs a break of all this attention. But I am waiting and waiting.... :-(

    I think I am addicted..., he's like heroine for me.
  • WannaStayInForks · 6 months ago
    I have a question, you guys. How do get an avatar? This has me completely perplexed!
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Hey Forks

    Go into discuss by clicking on your little grey face (no picture yet)...then go into account...then go into profile....then upload new picture....you'll have to have one saved on your PC that you want to use first...

    I hope your impressed....i'm a bit drunk...that was very difficult for me :) LOL
  • WannaStayInForks · 6 months ago
    Thanks! I guess I'll have to start hunting for a good one. Do you recommend drinking first? LOL!
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Well......i better be carefull with what i say here LOL

    Only if you're legally allowed to do so :) But then yeas....as long as you don't mind ending up with something weird like mine ;)

    LMAO
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Legally allowed? OOPS!!! Oh wait... I am...
    *goes back to wine...* :D
    And I love your lil vampbat! I just wanna pick it up and give it cuddles and smoochies... :)
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    *vamp bat leaps onto Kiwi's lap and gives her a tiny (squirrel sized) cuddle*

    lol
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!! So adorable! And on my birthday!!! I am stoked!!!
    *gives lil cuddle back*
    I feel so loved! Hehehehehe
  • OhMyTaylor! · 6 months ago
    Hey....could you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me WHERE can I buy the tickets for the New Moon Premiere???????????????
    PLEASE PLEASE answer
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    um....is that a new film that's coming out?????

    Never heard of it :)

    LMAO

    ps no sorry i don't know ....
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    LMAO!!!
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    What film? What's it about?
    *in sh!t-stirring mood already...* :)
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Oh it's this low budget sequel to a film call.....um......i can't remember.......twinkle.....or was it sparkle light???

    jeez..i know it will come back to me.......

    Predicted to be complete rubbish i heard LMAO
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Oh... you mean Starlight... oh wait... that's another movie... hrm....

    Rubbish? Really? Oh stink to be acting in that then! LMAO
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    I heard it's got a really unattractive male lead.......heck he has NO sun tan....and he totally needs a haircut....

    Sheesh what is the world coming too....
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Oh... that is NO good! I can't help with the tan but I can help with the haircut...
    I heard they couldn't get females to drive their cars... sad.... I soooooooo could do that for a living! LOL
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    No way?? really?? Gosh

    I really don't understand why such films are produced...

    LOL

    ps. they could've hired you though :D
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Waste of good money... shocking really....

    Yes... all they'd have to do is colour the rest of my hair brown and they'd be sweet.... I even have to show hubby how I can get the car to go sideways out of the drive and he's a boy racer! So disappointed I didn't get the call... :(
    LMAO
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    LMAO Agava!!!
    I'd love to speak 2 languages but totally screwed myself over at school by learning french and maori at the same time, now I can barely speak either! And guitar... mine is sooooo neglected, I think I've forgotten how to play!
    I'm an at-home mum with issues and a 2 1/2 yr old who has a wicked sense of humour but can also throw a good tanty so sometimes I join in and that's my day... besides the smoking and drinking (away from him that is... I'm not that norty!) :)
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    LOL

    hahaha, hey I kinda have to sweep the dust from my guitar and clip my nails lol

    I used to learn French too, but I didn't like it :)

    We all love a wicked sense of humour, It's absolutely necessary around here LOL
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Dust on guitar... sounds oh so familiar! And the nails... I have to take my fakies off! LOL
    I loved french - wish I had kept it up... I still remember the odd thing from time to time and can still ask for a bottle of wine or a cup of coffee! *necessities!!!*
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    Hmmm I can introduce myself and say where I live LOL

    I prefer Italian :P

    **now where is that bloody guitar**
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Oh... I like! I do always have my lighter on me...

    I dub Agava "creative director" LOL
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Italian...mmmmm... "pasta, pizza... grappa" LOL

    French... oui! Je m'appelle Kiwi. J'habite en Nouvelle Zelande... et toi?
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    Io mi chiamo Agnieszka e vengo dalla Polonia, abito a Cracovia e sono studentessa di Economia :>

    LOL
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Is that studying Economy?
    Man, that must be so interesting right now! How are you guys affected at the moment? NZ is in a weird slow drawn out recession... not quite in the crapper but not good...
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    LOL

    well It's actually finance that I'm studying, but my univ is called university of economics:) Oh yeah the recession gosh I'm so fed up with that all crisis stuff, every lecture I go to I hear crisis, crisis, crisis bleeeehhhh
    lol
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    God Kiwi....that would be your ideal job......they should have called you :)

    Anyway apparently it's a love story or some nonsense like that *rolls eyes and makes fingers down back of throat motion*

    He goes off to do himself in just because she might be dead.......hellooo.....over reaction mate!!

    LMAO
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    No chick or guy is worth doing yourself in over! That's just randomly sick... what a crappy story!

    But yes... they could have called me... I'm so talented...

    1) Hairdresser
    2) Drives big cars... fast
    3) Songwriter... hahahahahahaha yeah...
    or I could be a PA... I'm just so multi-talented... and I can get a tan!
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    LOL

    well get your CV off now girl....

    I here there going to try to push another 2 of these so called films off on us...

    Um the 3rd called - E clipper (so maybe its about a famous hairdresser, you'll like that)

    and the last is called breaking wind or something (sounds gross to me)

    lol
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    **looks at Kiwi with envy**

    Gosh I really wish I was that talented **sigh*

    I'm just an accountant to be, playing the guitar, 2 language speaking, kinky and nonsense on NMM.org writing freak....

    LMAO
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    I suppose one is the sequel, the next to make the trilogy and then the last one a prequel... how predictable
    *rolls eyes*
    Yeah... I might send my CV and a script with a re-write for Breaking Wind being called Burning Rubber.... it'll smell better...
    :P
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    Mylight you say?

    Better "My Light" you could be walking around with a torch or better with a lighter (or both) LMAO
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    I heard he couldn't act too

    where do those film-makers have their eyes?
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    One can only imagine this Pattzer or whatever he's called slept with the casting agent :)

    LMAO
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    Wasn't it Rotson?? Or Rottinson.. gah I can never remember names lol

    I guess it was dark then.......or the agent was in a big need to be f..... hmm you know ;p
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    i guess we will never know....

    Good god i'm glad i don't have to watch that Rottinson stripping down for that....thank god no one had a cam corder

    can you imagine seeing that without clothing

    *puts on most disinterested face*
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    Or I could do my own movie called Mylight and have lots of ephiphanies and soliloquies (thinking Hamlet styles) but it'll be like Highwaymen crossed with CastAway and there'll be a focus of me stranded with my car with an annoying focus on how I can always afford gas with no income.... and lots of weird tastes of music courtesy of mine and nicnixs "Monkees" playlist!
    *thinks "what the hell is in my wine?!?"*
    LOL
  • Kiwi_sparkle · 6 months ago
    *takes note to sleep with casting agent for future employment opportunities*
    OMG! Do you know how long it took me to type opportunities! Dammit! Wine is working... I call a ciggie break! LOL
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    **jumps up and down with excitement**

    Yeah take it seriously, cos you know you might get cast in that sequel of the prequel (or was is the prequel of the sequel??)

    Ok I'm completely lost..
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    I'll take my own version of a break in this office....

    *beats head off desk*
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    ***looks at Nic in horror***

    No way oh god, him without clothing??
    Yuk, when I heard that in this no-astronomy-related movie he has a scene when he's shirtless!!

    And they had to airbrush his muscles!!! Get it?? Airbrush!!

    LMAO
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    LMAO

    Oh no....not that guy shirtless.....how terrible :)

    i think Kiwi fell asleep after her cig brak.....awww bless :)

    She can't handle her wine that one...
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Good god i feel so boring.......

    You two sound so talented and exciting....

    guitar playing accountants.....who can speak in multiple languages....

    Big car driving, song writing hairdressers......*sigh*

    *nic casts a eye over her dull little life*
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    She wrote me on another post that she was going off to bed LOL

    So how is your head LOL
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    Has it got something to do with astronomy?? like observing the moon, stars?? geez I used to like astronomy, so maybe I would like the film as well LOL
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Nah.... :(

    What a disappointment eh :) lol
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    Oh shuckssssssss...

    what a pity... I guess it's not worth seeing then ;>

    lol
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Nah.....

    On the day it comes out i shall sit at home clean out the fluff from between my toes or something :) lol
  • agava [polish steaming kettle] · 6 months ago
    Great and I'm gonna just... hmmm I dunno I'll do something... LOL

    I heard the teenies went crazy over that film, and they are stalking this Patson...whatever guy and they are screaming all the time.

    God I'm so glad I won't be in London on the 27th Nov, I'd have to buy some ear plugs or something......
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    What a pain :)

    So glad i'm not gonna see that blue moon or whatever it's called....

    am sure there will be something else out in November we can see :) LOL
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **slamming head on table repeatedly**

    COME ON!!!

    It is Friday...that means slow news weekend coming up and I swear to God, if I have to look at this dude in drag for 3 days, I am gonna pull my hair out!!

    **on knees begging nmm.org**
    please please please give us something new...ANYTHING!! I beg you....for my own sanity - well, what's left of it....


    I guess I am gonna have to go and actually DO something...

    **walks away from computer reluctantly, not wanting to part ways**


    lol
  • ♥RobstenChristmasLand76♥ · 6 months ago
    lol...feels the same way
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 6 months ago
    I was just thinking the same thing. Boy we do need HELP LOL
  • ferni [abc...] 8) · 6 months ago
    hehehe i guess we are all the same.........
    well actually I AM a bit entertained...... since i NEVER finished midnight sun, i decided to finish what u had started........
    *mad at self for not doing it earlier*
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Please be here over the weekend Effing....

    *grovels*

    I'm always alone :(
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Of course I will be here for you Nicky!!

    Well, tomorrow will be sketchy...I do have some plans tomorrow...But I will be here off and on during the day, but totally on here at night! Promise!!

    now, **picks nicky up off floor** stop groveling, you know I cannot ever leave you here by yourself - I don't have enough of a life...

    lol
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Plans.....*lips tremble*

    As in plans away from here *eyes brim with tears and spill over*

    You can't just leave me (in best Bella voice)

    *sniff sniff* I will try to be strong.........is Jake around here to fix some god damn bikes with...because i'm that traumatised :(
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    LOL..

    I haven't seen Jake today either! Dang, where are the men in this movie hiding today?!?! lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Seriously... Where are they...Geez! Having a life maybe... No Vamps or Wolves just this

    guy in Alice drag... LMAO!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    I don't know where they are at...but they better be coming out of hiding!! I am getting anxious for some news...

    guess i could hop on over to the random interview with the guy that has Jake's house....or watch Peter on Chelsea lately.... *sighs* ...but, none of that interests me, but at least it is something different...

    lol
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Me too.... withdraws I tell you!! LOL!!
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 6 months ago
    Effing, scroll down to Gissy Girl re Emilie De Ravin.......
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    okay...

    **scrolls down to Gissy Girl**

    ...
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 6 months ago
    Hi Effing. You know, you would think that on a slow news day, we could take a break from this watering hole. But, NOOOOOOOOO. Here we are back again, looking for a fix.

    Gaahhhhhhh!!!

    I've got a deadline to meet and yet ***keeping one eye on the refresh button**
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    However quiet....and boing it was last night....that was NOTHING......NOTHING compared to today :)

    We have taken to laying a false trail of twilight insults to get some kind of reaction :)

    So far.....zilch :) lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Ooohh....I have about 30 minutes before I have to leave...where is this false trail? Perhaps I can add to the fun?!

    lol
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    *points up a bit...me n kiwi and agava :)

    starts with someone asking about new moon tickets lol
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **bangs hand on table**

    Alright, Nicky....here is the deal...I am leaving, I will be back in a few hours. When I get back here, you better have some new news posted on this site! I wanna see ANY of the Twilight guys *cough* ..preferably Patinson *cough*...And something else exciting to get us through this weekend!!

    **points at Nicky**

    You got me????

    If, when I get back on here, I find that there is no other news....well, you will have to get spanked...I will hunt you down and spank you...

    Now, Good luck today - I know that you will make me proud!!!

    **blows kisses to nicky**
    ...talk to ya later!!!
    **waves while walking off in the distance**


    lol
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    *glances up from under eyelashes at Effing*

    You really should NOT talk that way to someone who was reading......well you know what i was reading....last night :)

    Spanking is the new hobby around here didn't you know :) So unless you want me to call you master......

    *snaps a salute*

    Yes master i will certainly try to get some news for you :)

    If there is any possible way i can have a fling with Rob in the next few hours...film it...send it in to post...i will!!!!

    xx
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    **hugs Nicky**

    Oh, Nicky! you are wonderful! Although you didn't get a Pattinson post, you got that giant Cudmore and Bewley...You ARE good!! I should threaten you with a spanking more often!!

    **looking around, realizing I am talking to myself**
    ..Where ARE you??

    **listens to silence**

    **sighs**

    Alright...I just had a few minutes on here, wanted to say "Hi!"..

    Guess I wil have to wait and talk to you later on when I can get back on here..

    Bye!!
  • NICNIXS :) · 6 months ago
    Yawns and rubs eyes*

    Effing?? Oops i missed you......

    Thank you....i did my best :) All the more impressive as i was working a 20hr shift........

    But hey....your news fix comes first for me :) lol

    Need coffeeeeeee
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI · 6 months ago
    Lol... poor Ashley... didn't even let her drive that amazing porsche... *sighs* those men, always thinking women can't drive!!! Punks!!! Oh well, I guess it was for her own safety... wouldn't want Alice running over Italians, now what a bloody and THIRSTY scene that would be ;-)
  • 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" · 6 months ago
    No new news :-(
  • giggsy_girl · 6 months ago
    Emilie de Ravin,who's playing Ally in Remember Me(not yet confirmed by Summit) is filing for divorce from her husband,People mag is reporting. dunno if it's true or not

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,2028368...
  • Aloha - Scooby Doo · 6 months ago
    WHAAAATTT??
    Oh no, the rumors will be flying.
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    Ha! She is a cutie...Kristen better watch out!!

    LMAO!!!

    j/k...
    I don't think it means anything...the timing is just gonna probably start some rumors though...**shrugs** wait and see, I guess...
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    Oh GREAT!!!! (cursing) sljdfijwjekaj!!!!!

    You got to be kidding me!!!

    Summit: Emilie we have this movie we want you to be in and it also stars Rob Pattinson... Have you heard of
    him?

    Emilie: (drooling) Yes I have heard of him...wasn't he in Twilight?

    Summit: Yes

    Emilie: Yes I will do this film called Remember me ...( walks out of Summit Office)

    Emilie calls Lawyer: Draw up the papers... it's a go... have them drawn up ASAP.......

    For the love that is all HOLY............... = D
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    LMAO!!!

    I know that is what I would do...

    My hubby asked me one night if, given a hypethetical situation, I would leave him for Pattinson, and I said "Hell yes!"...um, he wasn't too happy about that... LOL

    **thinks about how nice I am to hubby**
    ....he really doesn't deserve me...

    LOL
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    LMAO!!

    It shouldn't even be a question.... (bags are packed and the house is half empty)

    Husband: Did I miss something? Where are you going? LOL!!!
  • ItsRobert_Effing_Pattinson · 6 months ago
    LOL

    He would ask me that, and all he would see is my kicking up dust, running out the door shouting behind me "Dreams really do come true! It has been fun, sweety!"

    LOL
  • ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ · 6 months ago
    LOL!! Effing there's new threads... Come on ... and someone has my avator picture over

    there.... Geez!
  • Kay · 6 months ago
    Well this sucks no new news...I'll have to find something better to do than entering this page every 5-10minutes.
  • twerd_tothe_MAXXX!!! · 6 months ago
    That's flippin' HILARIOUS!!! Oh man, when I first saw it I was like "wait a minute. Is that a guy? Hahahaha!!" When I first saw this I thought that maybe he was just screen testing it or something to make sure that it looked right and Ashley couldn't be there so he had to do it. But no, he is Ashley's double. I love how he has her wig and hankercheif thingy on. It's freaking hilarious!
  • BriarRose · 6 months ago
    Alice has a lovely bunch of coconuts!
  • Nazneen · 6 months ago
    LOL. I'm gonna love NM. I swear.