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okay that sounds lame, but its all i could think of.
CAPTION #2: HEY LADIES! CHECK THIS OUT! **chuckles to himself**
another caption: just practicing my kissing tecnique. LOL :)
Shirt- $50,
Hair Gel- $10,
Robert Pattinson Biting Himself- Priceless
Caption2: Robert Pattinson doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
He decides what time it is! That was awesome! =)
(You should see the one I wrote about Rob and Snickers....)
Yours was definitely one of the best!
Like Chuck Norris was born in a cabin he built with his bare hands.......
im gunna leave this alone....
"i cant enter this competition because im not from the united states... that bites!"
Caption: Maybe just one bite...to see what all the fuss is about
*Takes a bite*
Ohh.....i DO taste good
(I'm so good) Even I want a piece of ME!
*high fives rpattzgirl"
Since I can't "eat" bella I guess I will just eat myself..
CAPTAIN: I bet Bella would like to bite me
CAPTAIN: Yes, lets make it look like i left the love bit, not kristen.
Can't blame the girl.......... it's hypnotic.
I'm following you on Twitter, but still trying to get the hang of it.
:D
He can bite me anytime ;-)
Hhmmmm Tasty!!
Uhhh, well i am still gonna tear at myself....
I had an itch, it's very common, you can google it.
If sucking a straw got the fan girls hot and bothered.......what'll happen if i do this *chuckle*
IT F*CKING KIILS US, ROB!!!
*too much fanfic, too much fanfic*
Maybe he thinks if he gives us all heart attacks he'll finally have some peace and quiet :)
LMAO
p.s you can never have too much fan fic :) *wink*
Oh and you're right...I'm about to start another ff!
*blushes*
*wags finger at Caterina*
There's more to life than porn you know :) there's.........um.........um
OK.....there used to be more to life than porn LMAO
You sent me the link to the FF I'm about to read earlier on Twitter... LMAO
Your memory is getting kinda sh*tty....there's too much porn in your mind!!! :D LOL
I don't know if it's naughty coz i've not read it yet :)
Don't you read multiple fan fics?? I like to start my day with a little S & D to wake me up.....then a little WA while i have lunch....and seek out new stuff in the evening LMAO
I was reading WA and JTO at night, it's pretty good :D but I've finished the last one, there are no new chapters, so I'm gonna start read LYIO :D
And I should be reading Organic Chemistry books, but I'm not beeing successful at that :D
Anyway....twi-porn does have some chemistry and biology in it :) Seems like a good enough excuse to me lol
*winks at nicnixs* Thanks for making me feel better :)
And we LOVE HIM!
But he's a naughty little tease
You just know he did that so he could go home and google the reaction :) LOL
HI KELLAN!!!!
*point to Flplm's Avatar*
Kellan?? You're holding out for that Rob unicorn surely :) lol
He teases me with his wrist biting, and his mouth porn today, but I know
he'll being giving in to me soon!!! I KNOW IT!
LMAO!!!!
Pandemonium!!!! lol
LOL
SEE!!! I KNEW I could count on you!
*blows kisses to nicky*
Welcome back to the smutty side of town!
If i'm not making smutty comments it just means i'm locked away somewhere with my dirty thoughts LOL
*blows kiss*
I can't win the prize anyway...i was going to have it sent to Effing if i won :) But i couldn't think of a brilliant one....she be ashamed of me LMAO
James: You brought a snack!
Edward: Hey, woah, bite your own arm tracker!
I'll give it a try ..
CAPTION: *Rob whispering to himself* Believe its Kristen, believe its Kristen!
I love it!
The heck with Bella, I taste sooo much better!
Emilie De Ravin = Surely you're not THAT famous?
RPattz = You think so? I bet you any money that if I do something like this *bites arm* it will turn into a caption contest on one of those fan site thingies'
good one!!
TWP: SAY IT OUT LOUD! I don't care HOW bad it hurts!!!
Rob : *muffles* Wolf girls do it better!
TWP: That's right!
Spanky spank on Spunk boy's hiney!
TWP you rock!
great one!!! :D
I'm reading the books at the mo...True Blood starts in the UK later this month so I want to try and read the books before hand!
Team RobTCB!!! YAY!!!
Woo Hoo!
Team RobTCB!!!
RP: Biting myself you can google it
"Some people bite their nails, others bite their arm."
caption: mmmm better save a piece of myself before fans torn me limb from limb.........oooh oohh, here they come ***crunch**
Caption: "I do shower, and I can prove it *bites self* mmm I taste like strawberry body wash"
What?? Dont look at me that way! It's hot and I'm thristy...I see nothing better to drink around here!....
Caption #1 "-Obey your thirst-"
Caption #2 "He takes a licking and keeps on ticking"
Caption #3 "Melts in your mouth, not in your hands"
Caption #4 “ Yanno, it’s not bad….needs a little more sugar”
Caption #5 “Can’t beat the real thing”
Caption #6 “American’s first choice to satisfy your thirst”
Caption # 7(My Favorite!!) “Good to the last drop”
lol
Forget Snickers!!!....
Hungry?! Why wait?! Grab a Rob!!!
**click likes**
If only i could taste him to compare ;D
SWEET JESUS!!!! I want him to bite me like that!!!!
LMAO!
LMAO!
that mouth...oh it could do sooooo many things.....*faints*
LOL!!!!!
Go tweet it, they can't harm us there :D *wink*
Caption: "I was just...you know, nibbling on my hand...waiting for filming to start...and then these fangirls just started lining up asking to be Rob taste-testers!"
lmao!
Who needs a woman I can just eat myself.
"Hurts so good!"
" This is ALOT more difficult without those plastic vampire teeth "
(takes thoughtful bite)
WOW! NO WONDER THEY ALL WANT ME! WHO WOULDNT WANT A TASTE OF THIS?!
Animal Blood = Tofu
Vampire Blood = (yet to be discovered)
Honey? Check.
...now how do I taste sunshine?
I want to...i've got sooo much to read and buy just now :) I have not gone to the pub or gym for a couple of weeks......
I am going blind due to over reading :)
I love how you say Pub & Gym in the same sentence... LOL!!!!
They DO compliment each other!
If there's another reaon for going....well.....i'm just not seeing it :) LOL
The ends justify the means!
No, definitely need salt or some BBQ sauce.
Caption: Smells like Pattinson. Tastes like Cullen!
Ticket to New York: $210
Hairstylist: $80
Looking hot while biting my wrist:
PRICELESS
I am not a MASOCHIST.
I just like to self inflict pain on myself.
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!
thats all i can think of that no one else used! i hope you like it!
Whats the big deal? I don't taste like candy or anything! Gees!
Don't know if this posted twice forgot to log in right last time
..........I've got to be dreaming!
C when i do it , doesnt hurt!
U clearly wanted me to be in pain o_0
Caption: "Those girls were right! I really do taste better than Cam Gigande!"
CAPTION: "Why do the fangirls want THIS so much??"
"Damn filthy, reeking, blood-sucking fleas!"
"why does this have to be so hard? *bites himself in frustration* it's either team Robsten or team Remille...I can't make up my mind!!!"
yeah...I don't have a good caption..he's just to mind blowing biting like that!!!
Team Spunkinson!!!
*goes off to make a "Team Spunkinson" shirt*
Don't forget the glitter ~ gotta make it sparkle!!!
LOL
caption 2: now i see why all the fan girls want this!!
Pants: $60
Biting myself?: priceless
captiion #2: Eclipse is shooting soon, might as well start practicing.
caption #3: Biting myself might end up being on twitter.
lol
kristen will think Taylor Launter
is a better kisser than me??
ekkk maybe i should practice!
right no ones looking
nummm nummm
yes im defo better than him .... i think :S
LOL
Favorite Teen Award winner???? BITE....BITE....
"Damn! Jacob gave me fleas, those flithy, reeking bloodsuckers!"
Biting oneself.
A vampire way of being emotionally challenged.
XD
"Got Blood!"
Caption #2: Rob: I was just teaching all the fan girls how to become vampires so they'd leave me alone! They actually believed me too! Now everyone is biting their wrists!
*Bites arm*
Caption:Hmmm,Bella says everything about me pulls her in.I wonder...OUCH DAMN IT! Nope.I don't see it!!
"Damn....I'm outta cigarets! I need something to distract me from sucking the blood from this innocent (well, not that innocent) obsessive fangirls! Well....hello wrist......"
When i'm alone sometimes i bite myself just to check i'm not actually a vampire.
buying a robert pattinson shirt - $22.00
having a life size Edward in your room - $30.00
seeing him sucking his own blood just for the fun of it - priceless
Caption:Breakfast time for the human
oh wait.....
"Damn! Jacob gave me fleas again, those filthy, reeking blood-suckers!"
OR
"I wonder, if i bite myself will Harry Potter come and rescue me?"
WTF?
LMAO
L0L. I'm not even in the States.
Go UNCFAN GO!!!!! *claps wildly for a fellow Tarheel*
*runs to think of a caption*
Owww...
Dammit!"
hahaha i bet he tastes good.
Am not in the states. :)
must suck out the germs!
maybe i should try why...
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
find it!
You guys are crack-ups! some of these captions are hilarious!!!!!
"Have you ever heard of Coyote Ugly"?
2)"your leaving me? kristen ? why?" gotta bite myself before i start to brake down, she cant know how much this is hurting me
3) "hmm i wonder how my blood tastes"
dude, i'm so hungry...my last hunt is a while ago!
man, i so want so go back shooting eclipse,...i so can't wait to see my fiancée again..her blood just smells so delicious.
lol
HMMM... Bella would be better..........
It doesn't hurt.. I promise.. See?
"i want a crescent shaped scar like bella so i have sumthing 2 remember her by when im with that freak emily.....if only there was sumway i cud break my freakin granite hard skin....hmmmm i wonder" **starts munchin on his writst**...."SCORE!"
"So, I wonder why Jasper has been having such a hard time with the transition? Maybe I'll try it again..YUCK! No way! I am SO glad that I have made the switch! I will definately stay with animals. I still would like to help with overpopulation..Staying away from biting humans would also be much better for my loved ones..my wife and also my daughter and the rest of my family (Bella, and Renessmee..etc..)"
Caption: Man, I wish we'd break for lunch soon! I'm STARVING! ::nom, nom, nom::
Caption: I'm just practicing my bite for Breaking Dawn. I have to make sure it's perfect for Bella!
****SPOILER IN THIS CAPTION****
If there's someone here who has NOT read breaking dawn.......i'll eat all my twilight books LOL
**smirking**
Uh, I havent read mine...
**gives Nicky choclate syrup to go with Twilight books**
LMAO!!
You've not read it......shall i take a trip back though your comments to all your past grumbles about Isle esme being a let down due to lack of salami (hope that one is safe to use) :) LMAO
I will tell everyone on twitter ROFT...You talk too much twitter says??? Oh my god..who saw tha tcoming??
*chorus of Me me ME mE me ME from behind nic* LOL
*hugs* lol
Oh, you sneaky little sh*t!! I forgot about my previous posts...
alright, you win this round!!
**shakes fist**...I will get you next time!!
lol
Yes, twitter said I tweeted too much, and I have to try back later. WTF is that?!? Whatever! LOL
Dr Claw - only listen to the first few seconds as it just repeats lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wfto_Ow5jA
I forgot about that cartoon!!
That was awesome!!
....and I sound just like that too!!
lol
________________________________
or
"Don't let hunger happen to you."
I wonder if i bite my self would blood come out?
I need to practice my bite! Kellan and I are going to go out into the streets and see who can get the most fangirls to let us bite them! I'm DEFINITELY going to win!
Caption ---- I wish i had a bite mark just like Bella!!
What the heck- I'll bite myself! They are gonna lose interest if someone did it instead of them! Hehehe!"
"I don't get how people are suppose to taste like chicken? Now fish and chips thats more like it."
"Time for a bloody break"
Chewing your own arm off.
Because practice makes perfect when a rabid fangirl can catch you out of nowhere.
Time to find out what all the fuss is about, maybe I am as tasty as I look...
Nope, yuck! But nevertheless, I bet I'm yummier than Zac Efron.
DAMN I TASTE GOOD~!!!
Caption 2: Oh my gosh when did I start to smell so good! I could just eat myself!!!
Caption 3: Wow I really do taste as good as I smell.
Also, you should keep those jeans. They fit real nice.
Director- Lets play simon says.
Director- Simon says bite your wrist as if you were a sexy hot vampire in twilight!
Robert- Bloody hell, thats odd. But I am a sexy hot vampire in twilight...
(STUPID I KNOW. BUT I REALLY WANT THE New Moon Completed Illustrated Movie Companion!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I wonder if my blood tastes as good as Bella's does.
Just getting into character here.
OR
Oh gawdd , I got the wrong movie...
Hmmm tastes like chicken! Screw vegitarianism, I'm going cannible!!!
Atleast this way I know what I'm drinking... If i drink from someone else i could end up with huge frizzy hair and start chasing my reflection
or
Caption: See girls, I bite myself, I bleed, I'm not immortal, so NO i can't make you a vampire!
" maybe kristen likes me better as a vampire? lets see what im missing out on"
or
" omg when are we going to start eclipse? August? GOOD its too hard trying to act human"
" Trust me Emily, no one has to know this hickie isnt real..."
Magically delicous!
I think im turning into a werewolf now!
"if the edward cullen persona made me so popular in "twilight", i'd like to adapt the same concept into "remember me"
Volturi walks up--
Rob--I will do anythingggggggggg i say anyythinggg! Just leave brittney alone!
Volturi walks away--dumbass
haha i just thought that was funnyy
*notice how his eyes are squinting. LOL.
I wonder if mine do too...
This mite take a whilee
I know what Kristen tastes like but I wonder how I taste...
What are you looking at? Can't someone taste their own blood without everyone staring?
1. Damn that itches!
2. Umm Taste Like Chicken!
3. Damn It! I spell just like her!
Oh wait, wrong movie!"
(Sceen:The fight:When james bit her.And Edward had to suck the vemon out.)
Caption 2: Bring on Eclipse!! No more of Bella's blood, Rob Pattinson's blood tastes better
Caption 3: Oh, well you see...I was just...well this is embarrassing.
Some people suck their thumbs, I suck my venom
Hmmm...it works in True Blood...
I wish I had fangs...they would stop the itching
Those damn freaky fans...must heal self with venom....oh crap...it doesn't work for real
Mmmm...tastes like chicken!
The beer...it's just soaking through my poors...ahhh!
(haven't seen this yet xD hopefully someone hasn't already used it)
caption
" hey who ordered the mc sparkly ?"
"yeah that was me,and i taste soooo good!"
NEW MOON STAR RPATTZ JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIMSELF DURING FILMING OF HIS NEW MOVIE, REMEMBER ME, THAT HE LITERALLY TAKES A BITE OF HIMSELF TO SHOW HIS UPCOMING SUPPORT FOR NEW MOON!
"Damn! Jacob gave me fleas again, those flithy, reeking bloodsuckers!"
*Takes a bite*
Ohh.....i DO taste good
Caption: "Hmmmm...so that's what I taste like. Yum!"
Caption: "Bloody hell. Fangirls." **bites hand** **stifled scream**
Vote for Me!!!
My caption is not that great but i thought of it really quickly
or "since i play a vampire,can i bitthrough my skin?"
Caption: just one taste *bites wrist* hmmm my blood is more irresitable bella ha
Caption: i still dont get why women want me to bite their necks and wrists, guess i should find out *bites wrist* yah that is so not sexy when i do it to myself i can see it now RP thinks he is a real vampire so he bites his wrist, pathetic
Caption: all these barking mad female fans, you made me do this, you pushed me to far for the last time*bites wrist and commits suicide*
Got to stay in character and practice....Eclipse right around the corner! :nom,nom,nom:
dammit jasper! do you think its FUNNY to use your gift to make me want to do this?? first you make me think im in love with carlisle, now this? LAY OFF!
"Damn! Jacob gave me fleas, those flithy, reeking bloodsuckers!'
*Takes a bite*
Oh bloody hell i do.
Well, since I can't reach my neck...
It's all for you, Kristen.
"aggghhhh i'm so MAD but i can't control myself!!! *bite*"
CAPTION 2:
"Do i look sexy, Bella?"
Rob: Edward and Bella can share the same scar! Proves his love for her! Wait...this isn't New Moon?....Oh in that case... -runs-
CAPTION 3:
"AHH, The sun kills me...*bite*. Wait a minute! I don't burn, I sparkle!!!"
"hurm.... what happens if i do this? *bites himself* OW!!!... hey, that tastes good!! *sucks more* i wonder if i'll turn into a vampire after this... I hope so!!! i can be beautiful for the rest of my life!!! pfft... not like i already am...."
the placement is everything.
"Warning: the effects of Robert Pattinson are not limited to fangirls."
"hmm....I wonder...."
"ZOMGZ!!!RPATz!!!<33333"
"Everyone wants a taste of rob - even rob himself!!!"
rob pattz is a crzy freak cannibal vampire
but really, what is he doing?
I want to become a vampire, to be beautiful, to be fast, to SPARKLE...*bites himself*... damn it, why can't i be as handsome as Edward Cullen??
caption 2: "i forgot lunch... mmmm yummy..."
CAPTION: Wheres Bella when i need her the most !?!
CAPTION: Since the fangirls failed to end me, and the cab failed to end me, ill take a stab at it.
CAPTION: *bites himself* I dont get what all the fuss is about.
Caption 3: Oh, I guess I fell asleep. Man that was a good dream. I was Edward, and I finally got to bite someone: Jacob, so he died. Oh wait that was my arm.
(no offense to team Jacob, I am Team Jacob, and I know it's bad)
I hate this movie....... Im so hungry
Caption 2- "Ow, rehearsing my lines hurts- although now I know why so many girls love me. If only I could rehearse with Kristen."
Caption 3- "Ok, Im finally gonna find out why so many girls love me so much. Im just gonna bite myself and- OH MY GOD! Im delicious!
Caption 4- "Dang you Jacob! You're starting to rub off on me! He's right though I do taste bad, and I would know"
I am a stupid, masochistic lion!
Caption: Afterall they're not wrong, I am pretty DELICIOUS!
Sorry, that's all I can think of right now.
OK, I'm through now! :)
Caption 2: WARNING - Side Effects of Macademia Unicorn Cookies Abstinence - Symptoms incude but are not limited to tightening of jeans and uncontrollable biting urges (as illustrate in the picture above centre)
sorry, my 9 yearold said it as soon as she saw it lol..
But in all seriousness? Wtf is he doing, does he have bugs or something? rofl
Caption #2: Before Bella Swan came along, Edward gave himself his own love bites.
"hmmhummmm o wow an itch (bites itch to scratch) oops broke the skin
HOLY CRAP !! i taste great!!!____Like a ..a.. pizza or like a ..a ..subway sandwich..O i know a bloody mary ..YES thats it!!..(thinks a little) Or maybe a california roll!! yes totally!! o wait no i had that for lunch...oops"
Lol its not great idk
(picture him saying this with his british accent so cute!)
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses..." - Supermassive Black Hole Muse
CAPTION: "How did we get here?
I use to know myself so well
How did we get here?
Well, I'm biting myself now" (- parts of Paramore Decode)
Oho!! wrong book....
:[ <----- VAMPIRE!
p.s: great captions everyone! they are so...awesome! (i couldn't think a better word. i can't think right now. too much sexy Rpattz)
Caption2:Hmm....Vampire blood taste like....*gasps*....Im..not...a ..vampire!*cries*
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No offence to the Jonas Brothers
I can go hide for awhile....And then people wont beable to get weird pics of me doing stuff.....
Caption: I'm so hungry I could eat a vampire!
Caption: I am so hungry from all this training and dieting, and Taylor still looks better than me
I'm a vampire what do you expect?
Besides everyone is always asking me to bite THEM...maybe I just wanted to see what the fuss was about!
did it really hurt Kristen when Cam bite her in the fighting scene?
*bits wrist*
(in tweety voice)
it did! it did!
lol vote for dis one XD
1)DAMN, i knew that i'm not able to stop
2)you wanna peace of me, i don't claim , so do i
3)what, that's emilie not kristen!? ouh, this is remember me not twilight saga...
4)i wish kristen was here, her blood is totally better than mine..
5)whoa! i really am vampire!