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LMFAO, LMCullen at "It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Sexiness Language, Hotness Science, ShamWows Mathematics!"
*packs backpack with ShamWow undies, Hotness Science Book, Sexiness Language Book and Under the bleachers Gym guide*
**calls cousin** hey! can I come stay with you? at least, until I get settled in my campus housing... CO-ED campus housing... LOL
Can I get an AMEN??
<Catholic School: Father Rob's office>
Father Rob: You've been a naughty naughty girl. You need to learn to play nice for Father Rob. <in that sexy-as-hale british accent>
NTJB: <whimpers> Father Rob, Father Rob, don't do it! Don't take out the whip, it hurts so bad. <thinks: in all the right places>
Father Rob: <cracks whip on his desk> Get down on your knees girl! It's time for your spanking!
NTJB: Father! Father! No! I didn't mean to throw out the Bouffant wig. Please! I don't deserve this!
Where the hale is that application?!?!?
AMEN!
i was in catholic school but damn we didn't had any HOT teachers!! hahaha
i want to go back to school there if Rob will be my teacher! haha i don't care wich subject *blushes* i have one in mind but whatever hahaha
damn u NTJB and your ideas!!! hahahaha LOL
hehehe you would like to go to the principal's office huh? hahahah
Wasn't there just a quiz the other day and kids voted that they wanted Rob to be their literature teacher...?!
Oh yes. Teach me some Shakespeare, Rob!
i was just wondering what do they teach in that school
but LMC washed away all my questions LOL
i want to go back to school *sobs*
I fear, the next generation will be a bunch of pervs.
Oh wait, this generation already is.
i don't want to think what will happen in the next
LOL
I am SOOO excited for next Tuesday, cannot wait to sneak a pic :P I am seriously wondering if he knows he looks like him, because who wouldn't say something!! Pretty sure with my luck, hes gay lol
I hope he's not gay, and I hope he falls madly in love with you and becomes your love slave!
I hope he likes spunky looks like Alice ( I have been rocking that spiky do for awhile now) I will be wearing the lucky underoos next week :D hahah omg, I am sad
Here you won't want any embarrassing leaks in front of said look alike!
*wink*
I cross my fingers I don't say something stupid in front of this guy, the hot thing..he has to be atleast 26...WOOT!! Maybe I should carry notes so I don't blank out or drool in front of him. LOL Would hate to be like "hi, so, um, do you sparkle too"?
I look for Robert look-alikes at my college all the time! Lol
Take a picture!
I want to see ! :)
sometimes when im bored at a restaurant, ill look for movie star lookalikes. but i ahvent found a rob one yet! rofl, girl, pounce on him before its too late!! lol
i commend you for actaully staying strong and NOT fainting....lol, next time be like, hey guy! u dropped ur pencil! then when hes picking it up, u snap a pic of him LOL :o)
I did everything in my power today to not make a ass out of myself when I smiled at him, and quickly made sure I wasn't staring, though all I did was want to fall at his feet and say " I am yours, take me now!" I am glad I can talk to strangers ( used to be a hairstylist) so I was thinking I would try to be clever and ask where he gets his hair cut and say it looks like "so and so's work" or something like that...idk lol I am drawing a blank on what to say! lol
"I want you."
and ull live happily ever after!!!!! <3 rofl xD
rofl ;-) i think I could so pull off the kristen look, but i couldnt
get rpattz *sighs* oh well, theres still my dreams to have all the
robward time i want :D
wohooooo
*starts jumping like crazy*
*siging we are the champions*
hahahah LOL
hehehehehehe ohh yeah we still have our dreams LOL, don't forget i'm gonna send you the out takes LOL hahahaha
guess what? no classes today either!!!!!!!!!! hahahah i love my city!! hahaha
AH, u caught me marce....DAMMIT! lol, here i was trying to not speak
spanish, and i call myself "the fire"
lol, well enjoy this while it lasts....and urgh! lucky u gettin outta
school ;-)
ps... i will wait patiently for those outtakes plz :D
ohh yeah i'm really enjoying it! c'mon you said it right!!
hehehehe yeah yeah i'm lucky!! heheehe
don't worry i'm just making sure we.. i mean he got the right look heheheh ;D
one time spanish speaking only :D consider it a one-month-till-new-
moon gift :)
i told my sister i meet a few people here that are learning spanish and she told me:
Are they crazy? they shoud have picked a esier language! LOL so don't worry i know it's tricky and kind of hard, but not impossible,
yay!! great gift heheh
HOLA MARCE! lol, there ya go, another spanish word. woah, i really am
el fuego today... :-)
yay!!!!!!!!*sings chicken little version of we are the champions)* heheh
hehehehe yeah i'm noticing that! hahaha
you just change your nickname from yoshi to El FUEGO hahaha
lol,el fuego, i like it ;-) LOL :)
haha maybe if u play ur cards right ill say some spanish soon, and
yep, i take bribes hahahah
yeah! *evil smile* BUAHAHHA i'm soo making you talk in spanish hehehe.
*super hero's music*
it's not a plane, it's not a bird IT'S EL FUEGO YOSHI!!!!!
*crowd talking*
Police man: ohh don't worry guys El Fuego YOSHI is here!
*people cheering*
hahahha LOL
EL FUEGO YOSHIIIIII! rofl,oh, i am soooo changin my screename :D
yes it is!! hehehe well you know El fuego YOSHI its an spanglish name (not really i think yoshi is japanese or something LOL) so El Fuego Yoshi has to tal both!! hehehe
Or at least be friends :))
And tell him he reminds you of the HOTES MAN IN THE WORLD!! LMFAO
hi there ( insert hotties name)
Ever heard of "unicorns"? No..well...let me show you all that sparkles with them :p, follow me.....
OH boy.....lol I will settle for one night of a rob look alike! :D Trick or Treat takes on a WHOLE new meaning now!
Tell him to come as your date!!! :D
OMG it would be soooo funny if you accidentally call him Rob while you show him what "unicorns" is! Bwahahhahaa
Glad to hear its not! He would really be off the Rocker then!
hmmm... I have dual citizenship.. I can just see my girls begging me to let them go to RP college! LMAO
In a way Im glad! Rob would be so embarrassed! Though ,eventually there prob will be a school named after him! Gotta love him LOL
Does that mean Robward is teaching there?!!?
*imagines Rob as a teacher*
*starts packing bags*
I've waited so long for this fantasy to come true!
Exemplify with me Rob LOL
could you imagine how awkward he would be teaching a sex ed lesson?!
which is one of the many reasons why i loove him so much :)
Rule # 1 Don't wash your hair for 2 weeks.
Rule # 2 Run fingers through hair repeatedly.
Rule # 3 Use hair gel or mousse sparingly.
Rule # 4 Finally allowed to clean hair, repeat rule # 2.
Assignment
Write 500 times
I WILL NEVER INSULT THE TEACHER AGAIN JUST TO GET DETENTION
I WILL NEVER INSULT THE TEACHER AGAIN JUST TO GET DETENTION
i only realised a couple of months ago that it was called that, we just call it RP.:D
its in north hyekham :D
Me and my sister go there.
Moor Laneee (L)
No one calls it that, it's just RP :L
Do you go to NK?
well ... its priory city of lincoln academy now haha.
I dont know, but he sure has a sexy *ss name!
And I bet he gets a lot of women just for that reason.
"Hey I'm Robert Pattinson wanna see my Twilight"
Lmaoooooo
Hale yeah. I bet he's also like, "It sparkles too."
Hahah
"You know you can be my Bella, I hope to someday make a Renesmee with you"
lol!
"Hey babe. I can be your lion and you can be my lamb."
Or, "Hey, I'm Robert Pattinson. Want some feathers in your hair?"
The crazies will sleep with him just to say "I had s*x with Robert Pattinson."
One of his "I will leave you gasping for air" stares and my pants drop.
Here you might be needing this!
*wink*
You got a whip I can borrow?
Maybe some shackles?
Shackles- Check
Feathers - Check
Blindfold - Check
Many
Naughty
Thoughts
Mind
Going
Crazy
*gasp*
I
Need
Air
*Gets hubbys credit card out*
Where do I sign up??????
*Raids closet for old school skirt*
Woooohoooo!!!!
I think Rob would get a kick out of teaching something random like:
How to tie your shoe laces properly
or
How to make the perfect ham & cheese sandwich
Nothing serious or sexy the goofier the better.
I would so go back to school for that lol
didn't think about that one did you???
LOL
Okay, well, his 'essence' will still linger for a long time after...LOL
Or I could relocate to his house...look after him....... :)
as you were............... LMAO
Um...lottery winner?
Trust that you will figure it out and try to follow your dreams they may
not happen but at least you've tried instead of wondering what if....
xxx
have to get the discipline to sit down and finish something. I have about a
billion starts...I'll get there, I'm sure!
lol
I just would just sit in his classroom and stare at his mouth talking, not hearing anything he says... daydreaming all day long... Oh professor Pattinson!
Mr Pattinson could you please show us again how you chomp on your burger please sir???
discretion is the name of the game..............
I'm off to bed sweety I'm exhausted speak tomorrow
Mwaah xxx
Muwah muwah!!
LMC you're awesome with all these updates!Keep them coming!:)
Hey you! Haven't bumped into you over here in a while!!
LOL!!
I remember Rob mentioning this place in an interview - I'm sure he said the school hated him when HP came out cos they got all these random comments on their web page!
Naughty things in my head right now
professor Robert can you train me how to .......
=]
WOW just the thought of that, I am having some serious hot flashes, lol quick cold shower!!
*goes into daydreaming*
I bend over
Spank me really good lmao
Oh god
Need cold shower!!!
Why can't I be at home Sent from my iPhone
This is going to a whole new place!
DO YOU???????
I appreciate everything Chris Weitz has done and though I think the wolves could've been bigger and a bit scarier, I am happy with what they have given us. I can't wait to see them on Nov. 20th.
This isnt the post to discuss that though ;)
this is weird.
what next? kristen stewart academy for girls?
lol
LMFAO.
LMAO that description is priceless!! I can't even imagine how many new students they've been getting over the past few years, espacially now!
*facepalm*
NO!!
*laughing*
NO please tell me they Di-INT!!! LOL
*goes off to enroll future babies*
I want them looking EXACTLY like Robert Pattinson.. yes sir!!
*packing bags, buys plane ticket*
EDIT: I almost forgot I have no passport. *runs to post office, be quick about it*
I have seriously seen it all today.
ahaaa, Robert Pattinson Schoool!
Ooooh, in the UK? Where, where?! LOL
LMCulllen; loving the "Its a College specializing in Sexiness Language, Hotness Science, ShamWows Mathematics!"
Ahaaaaa :)
Its just a shame Rpattz dont teach there or anything... his subject could be sex eduacation ;)
*gets lost in dirty thoughts* LOL
its exactly opposite north kesteven school for performing arts. It is such an awesome school ;)
IM JUST LUCKY TO LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN!! MWAHAHHAHA :D
I just love the UK for inventing crazy things like this :D
Robert Pattinson Schoool... classic.. ;D
Wonder IF they have BAND CAMP?
Here you go hun.
*hands TSO plane tickets*
Meet you there ;)
We MUST meet this Robert Pattinson person!
*starts packing lingerie*
We must get spanked!
Lmao
Hale, he can whip me too while making me say I've been a bad girl.
I'll take anything from Mr. Pattinson!
Oh yes professor Patz, I've been real naughty!
And he can make me stand in a corner for hours.
I LIVE IN THIS TOWN , WITH THIS SCHOOL ON MY DORRSTEP.
A LITTLE PLACE CALLED LINCOLN IN ENGLAND :D
AHAHAHA, I AM ACTUALLY VERY LUCKY. uNFORTUNATLEY I DONT GO HERE, I GO TO THE PRIORY ;)
but then the name didnt mean anything so it was out of my list for potential colleges...lol
but if i had known...i would have a certificate saying i went to a robert pattinson school...lol
Schools should be named after people that really moved something... like Astrid Lindgren, for example....
EDIT: Oh okay, the school isnt actually named after RPatz?
robert can teach us whatever he want xD
REGIS AND KELLY Show!
EXCLUSIVE!New Moon's Kristen Stewart,Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner on our show Nov18,19,&20!
who else is called 'robert pattinson' in the world?
haha, treasureee hunt!
anyway,
i say RIP bouffant... it kind died
and you're gonna have to change my screenname for me, it wont work on my cputor.. gay this it is :L
but yeah,
bye :L
oh how i love me some rob...*sign*
lmaoooo
-sits back to chillaxx-
Well, I think I take the credit. I told you bout the Robert Pattinson School :L
Its'a shame Rpattz dont teach there... *gets lost in wild fantasys* LOL
See ya tmoro to laugh about Phil, ahhaa!
he'd end up giving lessons on how to get you're bouffant right or have dudes with guns!
The Twilight Audio Commentry is recommended, btw!
ahaha.
Ahhh, how I love that bouffant.. it kinda died in NM though :(
And, oh yeah, dudes, with GUNS! YAY
Oh and.. *puts on rpattz funny voice*
"Come on guys, lets keep it simple" :L
ahaa, that was ledge!
and.. i was thinking more than bouffants and dudes with guns... ;)
:L
PROUD TO BE ENGLISH.
-starts marching up and down with sign-
Okay, I'm done.
*Runs to VCV's house to grab Twilight Audio Commentary*
Muahhaaa LOL
Yeah, LOL
*starts chanting*
ME AND VCV ARE PROUND TO BE ENGLISH
Done :D
And TEAM PEA COAT!
-steals sign and bolts house-
:c
JOKINGG.
-drags back-
Haha. I need to make a petition.
ALL THOSE WHO ARE... PROUD TO BE ENGLISH REPLY. >D
*slinks away, upset* LOL
YAY, ive signed youre petition :D btw, im leaving school tmoro to go to Robert Pattinson School, in hope that Rpattz will be there to teach me ;)
LOL
AND, btw, what are we gonna do bout watching NM in cinemas!? the lines are gonna be HUGE!
EDIT: HALE down to my avi!
and only a month left!
Squeeee!
I 'spose, anyway
and my avi is awesome!
People call it RP as well haha, oh my I can't believe this school is on this major website!
Its sooo totally COOL! I wonder why its named after Rob????
LOL
http://twitter.com/Regis_and_Kelly
but who in hell would watch it Nov 20th?! thats when new moon comes out!!!!
Why in the world did I take my vacation last July? WTH was I thinking? Clearly, we all need to take an NM sabbatical.
OK, calm.
Then again, Regis and Kelly ask the worst questions in the history of talk shows.
Then again, that means ROBERT PATTINSON WILL BE IN NYC AGAIN!?
#*@)(!@
<sigh>
This is the real deal isn't it? A Robert Pattinson School. Well, guess where I'm sending my kids to school now? Robert Pattinson School!
I wonder if RPattz is going to be one of the teachers there. Hmmmm...
Just to burst a lot of bubbles, it's like one of the worst schools in the county. Sorry! x
In the write up, it says the school was the top google result when Robert Pattinson was searched. Before 'our' Robert Pattinson was famous. :)
Its not like his name is Chervil Higgintworpe...
There is no connection... Stop being so silly.
Tehehehe this is too funny!!
haven't thought about that lol !
And i may be gong there to do A-Levels :D
LOL
wow OMG OMG OMG i can prove it tooooooo
i almost fainted when i saw this!!!!
BWAHAHA
da girl in da pic paintin da horse is ma sister!!!:D