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Who has a better beard? "You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing." Um ok.... have you seen Robs stubble covering that delicious jaw of his...get it together Newton!!
lol
Unless maybe creepy scary @ss porn LOL
Can you please put him is tight jeans some time?
I am tired of seeing those saggy butt jeans and you can't even see "his" outline at all.
Thank you very much! OhE
I triple promise with cherries on top...to put him in some nice tight jeans *wink*
Does that count? LOL
But no, it doesn't count.. plus a watch is not sexy, it is? xD
I guess he'll "dining with the crew and he'll be naked" lol
Let's imagine he's naked, with a guitar, playing and singing for you... I guess we see that on movies only xD
There are photos though, where we can see him with tight jeans, sort of, and a leather jacket.. Not entirely, but I take it anyway ^^'
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
I miss the HALE out of you =)
Sorry girl...a bit tipsy and I'm seeing all sorts!
CHUCK IS ROBS LONG LOST BROTHER!!!
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
If you find any...please don't show me LMAO
It's very difficult to comment when you have an Avatar like that.....
Garry.....*sigh*
*grabs nicnixs shoulders*
*turns off VHS ;-)*
Breathe, breathe Chuck is gone now and it wil remain hidden in my father's closet or maybe I should do a bonfire up on the cliff. LOL
*looks at avatar*
Yeah.. it does give you that tingly feeling..LOL
We can't think only of our own safety...
Avatar - tingly.....that's putting it mildly LOL
Dracula or Sirius....trying to choose the sexist one :) hmmm i can't.....
*jumps up and down*
Both.. Sirius one day and Dracula the next.
*time for dress up with Gary*
Okay, just one more thing, what's the interviewer trying to do? Idiot!!
Oh, what does he know. Even my husband appreciates Rob's looks!!
Ok, its mostly out of my system, I can keep it under control.....Chuck Norris once broke both his legs in a car crash and proceeded to walk it off. LOL! Ok, I promise that was the last one.
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
I think Rob looks like Chuck
LMAO
now if I only could remove a pic of Chuck in tight pants from my head... :P
where was the big party LOL
see I am not the only one that see the likeness!!!
Maybe Robs mom had a thing for Chuck!!
One thing to say
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
OK I can't take this being sober
LOL
fantastic!!!
I swear he does!!!
Or maybe its the alcohol....
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
I'm not doing jack...I keep getting error messages!
AND HIS INFAMOUS 8 PACK....IF YOU WERE A FAN YOU WOULD KNOW THIS!
chuck norris = girl compared to rob; his beard has NO NO NO competition with rob's amazingness.
and how could you even think chuck norris looks better than rob in anything? they could both be wearing trash bags and rob would look like a moviestar!!
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I feel like shouting the line -
You stood up once, and it was a foam board!!!!!!!!!
LOL
I have nothing against Mike but I wish they posted some Volturi news instead lol
Pics would be much appreciated!!!!!
WTF Summit??????
Seriously what can you ask Mike about his chararcter - how does it feel to play someone boring who's major part in the film involves going to the cinema and throwing up :)
NEXT lol
Oh c'mon I really feel a huge need to get some Volturi stuff!!! Anything!!!
Hey NMM is still pi***ng me off, each time I post a comment I get an error note, and I can't refresh the site, I need to go back through the homepage or through disqus...
will this ever end
urgh
-How did you get into character Mike?
-Well i went to the cinema, and then i stuck my fingers down my throat :)
lol
Yeah and as I didn't succeed the first time I had to repeat it several times. I really got into the character I wanted to feel exactly what he felt. So I was practising it like few times a day. And I finally succeeded. I was really proud of myself. Not many people have the courage to do that. And I did it. I had problems with my throat and stomach later on, but hey, anything for the big movie
LOL
Maybe you don't appreciate him because of the way they portray him in most ff, as a jerk
....although he is a little dull for me....but then i like an edgy kind of guy...not a bad guy...just deep and edgy :) lol
I'm a little hacked off waiting for the pack and volturi interviews :)
(oh, no! Now I have the Underdog theme song stuck in my head! See what you have done!)
Sorry :) I like the underdog too.....Megan Fox is my underdog :)
Mike was just picked up by my mock-dar today lol :)
It does seem incredibly random :)
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
YOU are never getting this back missy!!!!! Blasphemy!!!
*whispers*
Maybe a little bit :)
Sorry it's the first thing that came to mind!!
*slaps self being Jessica style mean to Mike*
But it was a great one!!
**hands Nic "I am cool and funny" sticker**
LOL
*blushing*
Thanks...i didn't think anyone else would laugh at that :) I'm a bit random lol
**gives Nic a big bear hug**
lol
Talk about life imitating art lol
Oh, come on, both Mikes are cute!
Not Robward cute, but cute nontheless. Not a star but a supporting character. I like him.
Right missy...
*gives i love Mike T shirt to Breesmom*
Wear this with pride and be prepared to defend him!!! :)
I'm already defending Megan Fox and i get loads of trouble for that :) LOL
I forgot you're Team Meg and I actually was wondering whether you could send little Eddie on a mission to her house, but then bit my tongue I didn't write anything
LOL
*stern look*
Don't say anything bad about her.....if you want to live :) lol
hey I didn't say anything, Meg rocks LOL
*waves flag*
I do like Mike, I think he can hold his own, though.
There are going to be lots of days you need to waer this on here lol
Good, i have my Megan one on right now....am getting a serious butt kicking for wearing it too LOL
*hugs*
Of course Rob looks better in tight jeans!!!
I think Rob looks better with the scruffy look....I just prefer Rob! Sorry Chuck!
Dang, I just can't choose!
*dripping with sarcasm*
*happy dance**
LOL
Congrats on your first while ago too!!!
SCREW CHUCK NORRIS! The world may fear Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris fears Rob!
WOOO HOO!
No comparison at all!
100% Rob!
mike must have felt bad b/c he knew rob would win every question against chuck:P
and i really wanna smell rob. i hate hearing that "rob smells gross, he doesn't shower, blahblah". that's all stupid, of course rob will smell amazing<3 and oh my, rob in tight jeans, that's the, the best thing. there's nothing that rob can't look amazing in<3
I wouldn't care what he smelled like I would still love every minute of it!
Rob in his button fly jeans are my favorite on him!
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
What?????
*mumbles*
yeah I can see it a little...maybe younger, hotter version.
LMAO!!!!
I expected 'wtf'
instead I am greeted with 'yeah maybe' to which I have no response!! LOL
LOL
Is that better?..I did say hotter version tho!
Even if Chuck did smell better, looked better in jeans and had a better beard.....even if he did a little song and dance routine for ya and bought you dinner....
The ladies are still going to go home with Rob :) lol
I mean, look, he shares the same page with the hottest guy around!
I mean what has Chuck to do with Rob/Twilight anyway???
Is he getting cast or something??
LOL
Pleeeeaaase, no Chuck in Twilight or any movie that Rob is in. **prays to movie gods**
lol I know!!! What's the idea of comparing those two...
It's like comparing Apollo to Quasimodo
**no offence Chuck fans**
lol
Or like.... like...... Rob Pattinson to Chuck Norris
**no offense to Chuck fans**
My point exactly :D
um....perhaps not :) lol
: )
Could be LOL
Wait....that sounded bad.
You put me in the mood earlier....so i got the deathly hallows out again :)
I wish the next film was here already!!! 2 weeks to go :)
I wonder if there's anything akin to this site for the HP series
No, nevermind, I'd rather not know, I wouldn't have the time for it if there
was : )
I don't usually comment on web sites, but this one was just so fun to read :)
You could have some amazing HP discussions if there was :) Endless topics!! Geek out heaven *sigh*
I need to get the tickets!! I think the premiere here might be at midnight!!
Yay can't wait lol
*ducks from twilighters*
well I was looking forward to it last year:D
They just kept postponing the release date forever!! That really pi***d me off. So I'm glad I'm finally gonna see it;)
**runs around waving Love HP banner**
LOL
I've waited long enough....and the worst part was knowing it was ready and locked away for the last few months...
I feel Bella's pain now - when Edward kept things locked away :) lol
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
Even if Rob sat there picking his nose staring at you like a moron while you had that nice dinner with Chuck and even if Rob looked like he slept under a bridge and hadn't showered in days??...
Yep...
The ladies are still going to go home with Rob :)
LOL
Even if he ran around the table lighting his farts and burping....
Even if he made you pay for the cab and all his drinks...and looked likey to fall asleep before the crucial moment LMAO
Oh, I think I would find a way to keep him awake for that *AHEM*
"crucial moment"
but...hmmm...I guess your idea would work too.
I suppose I could straddle him while he reached for those smokes.
LOL
great minds!!!
Lol.
hey why is somebody doing this to us???
why?? we're being so nice and friendly and we do kinda behave...well OK at least we're trying LOL
Rob, Rob, Rob and a thousands of thousands times ROB!!!
LOL
What the HALE is going on??
Oh God... where shall I begin w/ this Mike-barfing dude... DUDE you seriously got some problems man... Norris has BETTER scruff than ROB?!! Oh you are so very wrong young man... lol... VERY!! Rob has the sexiest scruff EVER.. matter of fact.... EVERY part of him is sexy... only HE can make it look as sexy as that... ONLY him... ok.. gotta keep looking at that Rob pic to get my energy up... off to the other posts....
*stomps out*
*innocent look*
Are my mom and aunties there???
THERES NO CONTEST THERE!!!!
<3 <3 <3
THERE NO CONTEST AT ALL!
Chucky wins. :-D
ROTFL
sides....hurt......
LOL!!!
long time no see/write
Are you well?
individual posts. Gah. I'm replying by email, hoping that this works.
*fingers crossed*
You haven't given your opinion on my e-mail yet do I take it you didn't like and being a gentleman decided to ignore???? I won't be offended, please be honest. Ta
Not really my preferred genre to be quite honest. But to each his own. Or
hers.
Thank you for your honesty btw. What's your cup of tea?
Lets hope this site goes back to normal... tiresome at present.
Going out with some mates for dinner.
Whatever else sounds fun.
Cup of tea?
Yorkshire gold. With milk and a bit of sugar.
I actually meant reading material but happy to provide tea, sorry no sandwiches or cakes though..... not a very good host tonight lol
Zoo/waterpark sound good espacially with this eat wave we are having over here...... musn't grumble but I could do with a breeze
I go more for coy turn of phrase and subtleties, less direct.
Well, have a great weekend.
However I clicked "post as" and got 502 bad gateway or whatever note
I am afraid it may happen again... well here goes nothing lol
That was scary. : (
I'm so happy it's back now. :)
hate it :(
Of course Rob over Chuck anyday ;)
this is hilarious! OF course I would pick ROB over Chuck anyday!
ROB IS BETTER THAN ALL OTHER MEN!!
HANDS DOWN!
IMO anyway...
As if there is ANY contest!
I have no patience for Twitter!
I have no idea whats wrong...
LOL
It appears that the post does show up though. hmph
But from what I gather it was the site?
Eh, it's still being weird so I'm just replying by email for the moment.
See you Monday
SO..what's up??
Actually.. let me go read the article..
LOL
I'm totally writing blind here..
*grabs Pimsy's hand* Gotta use wolf perception..
who do YOU think would win a fght. world champion martial artist Taylor Lautner, or Chuck Norris?.. now THERE is a question I would like to SEE the answer to.
*holding 4tw's hand*
Don't worry, we'll get through this together!
Is that a trivial question? Who would win...hmm? Ofcourse Tay! Cuz he can fursplode and heal quckly!
*smiles ear to ear*
Did I get it? Did I win?
lol
YOU WON!!! YOU WON!!!!!
So.. *eyes sparkling* I will go hit the person of your choice. Just tell me who.
LOL
*waits for orders*
lol
*tries to control withdrawal symptom shakes*
please.....
: (
...
please......
WHO'S IN???
If it's broke...buy a new one!
Just in case we were thinking of getting lives, they're making sure we realize we cant live without it!
I think nmm can read my mind...
Every time I consider that I need to get a life,
nmm either posts some sextastic Rob story or the website goes down and I am brought to my senses.
I have given up...
*waves white flag*
*surrendering to newmoonmovie.org*
LOL
I was starting to think..okay, maybe I could cut down to checking a couple of times a day....
...& then its gone!!.....& I almost had a panic attack!
LOL
*throws pocket change and some lint into baseball cap*
*notices dirty look from Scarlet*
What? Pay day is tomorrow!
LOL
Made a mistake and kissed a snake,
How many doctors did it take?
1.. 2.. 3..
Beware the ides of Monday. (ooh, lookit that. a literary allusion! AND a big word. ALLUSION. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm just SO SO clever!!!! LOL LOL)
Oh, and *big eyes* HOw was date night? Did the hot wax work, or are your feet as hobbitlike as ever? Thank goodness for shoes, yes? *smirk*
Later un-blood sister.
LOL
*get's it back under control*
Ok....that's cool...*sniff sniff*
FYI ALL the wolves ...DISAPPEARED! seriously...
wooooOOOOOO
Date night was GREAT! I DO love to by shoes..lol
NO, they haven't disappeared, Scarlet. They're out for your.. uh.. that's right.. no blood. They're out for you and are just waiting in the forest to attack.
But don't panic, the worst they can do is kill ya. And purple smoke is so very pretty, so you'll go out in style. *smirk*
see ya! *slinks out*
LOL
*cheezey grin*
Can't stay away from me can ya? lol NO that's NOT a challenge. (I can hear
the rebuttal already)
And your big word WAS fabulous.
Now...you're distracting me from cooking....lol
Have a GREAT 4th!
Chuck sucks!!!!
Rob Rocks!!!!
And I was so sure you were going to post a few Chuck Norris jokes on here...
I'll go first then: Chuck Norris can count to infinity... TWICE! (hope punchline is not lost in translation...)
And it's called Walker, Texas Ranger here too.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called... "The Islands"
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits."
lol - I amused myself with all that, yay. That's hard, too, because my *#@*# cat sh** on my bed. ::tries to think of Chuck Norris so as to distract myself from irritation::
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.
WTF happened to Nikki Reed? You see everyone on this site but her. Where'd she go?
*shrugs*
Who knows...she's been AWOL for ages :)
I have various dress up stuff but it's all getting a little boring now lol
Guess it was a one woman event.. ;-)
I just made a pannini, and i was lucky to get that :)
I don't like chin....eek...
But i might find another use for it....like a memory pillow or something LOL
Or one of those exercise balls.....LOL
Oh god......cruel cruel cruel, right no more picking on Nikki :) Effing would like the chin comments though LOL
In my real-life group we take the p*ss out of each other all the time, so sometimes I can't help myself!
No more b*tching :)
*looking around*
You have to be carefull with Nikki fans :) Small but loyal group LOL
I've been flayed alive before :)
Maybe she fired or lost her publicist.
Guess we will see her when Eclipse starts to film in August.
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
You are gonna have a hangover tomorrow :)
Hahahahaha
*hands TSH cup of coffee and aspirin*
*pours another drink*
BRING IT CHUCK, BRING IT I SAY!!!
ill be the one to f with Norris.
*Whos in?*
It's just ridiculous and awkward with absolutely no value (humor or otherwise) to it.
Wiki says The Latin root for the verb "to compete" is "competere", which means "to seek together" or "to strive together". Sorry Chuck but you're nowhere near Rob, therefore you are not together strugling. Ergo, NO COMPETITION!
Rob always wins hands down. Again sorry Chuck reality sucks but it's always better to know the truth.... lol
hahaha
I would never! I heart you!
*jumps on Phoenix and gives a tight hug*
Chicken! ....... but I love you too
Be careful, she can tell you where to go in several languages!
LMAO!!
God I am sounding more and more like a certain wolf I know .......
Taylor could most likely beat both of them..
*hands Pheonix envelope with reality check in it*
LOL
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
Well, I'm not drunk.. I'm just squinting my eyes really hard, and yes, TSH. I DO see a resemblance.
LOL
I don't need to be just drunk to see it....I think Rob's mom has some talking to do!!
;)
T-shirt....
You like it?
LOL!!
ROTFL.... Did you do it yourself??
*ultra-high-five, low-five, spin-around, and fist bump*
YOU SOOOOO ROCK right now!!!
Leydy did it for me...
she did a great good job..
Go RobTCB!!
Woo Hoo!!
uhm why do I still see your old pic?
I came here to see the new one and all its glory but its not here
LOL
AND.. I've continued to work on the musical script based on your romantic relationship. If you want, we could use "Crash into Me" and perhaps have you jogging through Central Park and he coming around a corner after filming and you could crash into him and music slows and the rest is history.. We were going to use it for BD the musical, but hey. Good song.. why not use it twice?
Would you like a tap-dance scene as well.. maybe in a coffees shop down the street?
lol
LOVE IT!!
Coffe shop scene is awesome!
I had to run and come show you
my avatar.. I knew you were gonna
get a kick out of it..
LOL!
ROBTCB.. tap, tap, tippety tap.
It was always meant to be.. tippety tappety tip
*tap duet here*
lol
LTCB got a new avatar!
What a surprise!
*whispers*
Hi LTCB!
Love the new avatar!
Nice!
LOL
and it says Team RobTCB..
Woo hoo
I noticed ;)
Very nice job!
LOL
TSH - it must have been one of those promotional trips for the "Missing In Action" movies when Chuck was in London
She couldn't resist the tight jeans. :-)
LOL
love your avatar btw.
(:
the avatar lets me be a Wolfgirl in disguise. I've got your back! LOL
nah.. I just love the movie and hot, warm creatures.. hence the draco
Yes.. it's amazing what a tight pair of jeans can do to some ppl. I love a nice tight t-shirt myself, although I've heard ppl generally don't have babies by running their hands over someone's chest. So it's a bit safer. No love children there. LOL
Those women of the 70s and 80s did have a thing for the tight, bulging jeans.. LOL
*puts on commando outfit time to go to the numerous other Rob posts* ;-)
*walks off happy*
lol
*looks at WolfPack picture again*
*always have to check out the men*
*waves bye to her fellow Wolfgirl*
Enjoy the time up on the cliff; I will be up there later. ;-)
I fancy a cocktail now.....
Since when do you have to wait till you're 18 to fight....and..never mind b/c I think I just got part of what you'resayingifyou'resayingwhatIthinkyou'resaying.. *smirk* Well, I would be so very happy to test that out. AND if you're going to take the fighting part literally, I'm quite sure he'd have a good shot.
Ok, no check, no problem.. *takes it back* So reality is somewhat subjective but you can only take that so far. Gravity works on things whether you perceive it to or not.. If Bella jumps off a cliff, she will fall unless someone intervenes.
I try to stay where the air smells much cleaner *sniffing in 4TW's direction* I have a very sensitive nose as you know ......
He can fight before he is 18 but win the competition of hotness well no, he's just a pup, need a man. Sorry you lost me, I was looking at Rob and his stuble and train of thought just went wild, what would you like to test out?
Yes I agree gravity works Jake was a sweety to save Bella
You're no boquet of roses yourself honey..
Never mind, you lost me before I ,.lost you and since we're both happily in dreamworlds, mabye we should stay lost. I kind of like this forest. Trees are pretty. I think I'll go check out the local wildlife.
LOL
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
But at least he can take a joke, I loved those little segments on Conan :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3e6ZGhHWHI&feat...
that was one of my favourite parts of the show haha
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Rob all the way! :D
I think Rob looks like Chuck!
LMAO
there is NO comparison!!!! just look at them!
and no i will not imagine chuck norris in tight jeans...that just makes me want to throw up! haha
Rob all the way! i dont even need to know the question the answer is Rob :)
Hmmmm I'm sure he does. He is heavenly.
And how old is that Chuck guy? Why an earth do they compare two of them?
by the way
the chuck norris doesn't get wet
the water gets Chuck Norrised
i think rob has the better beard cuz its a light scruff.
All that i know, baby all i know is
that
I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you
I wanna know, all I wanna know is if
I could have what's up in those
jeans
Baby can I have what's up in those jeans
Don't get alarmed cause I don't mean no harm
But I love the way you
wear those jeans
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH
LMAO
Because they found out that Chuck Norris really does exist!
How about Rob compared to Ernie from Sesame Street? ;)
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im just going to let everyone know tmmrw micheal welch will be on the news.
he will be missing.
o_o
he's obviously high. there is no comparison!
Chuck who???
if superman and flash had a race to the end of the earth who would win??
CHUCK NORRIS! :D
i love that joke its really funny at four in the morning if you dont thinks its funny now....:D
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