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This was so stupid yet completely hilarious!! Laurent was genius! The lipstick print cracked me up!
Forget the wolves, bring on the guniea pigs!!
lol
And of course the guinea pig! lol
Brilliant :) LOL
But I wanna know something : Mr Chambers : Is he Justin Chambers' (Gre's anatomy) brother?I think they're alike....Sorry for mistakes, I'm french !Hope you understand me...
Well, I am first on a pig post!
LOL
hahahahahaa
I do kinda have WTF??? expression on my face, but it was funny :D:D:D:D:D
Oh, the lipstick mark rocked LOL
Team Guinea Pig anyone??? LMAO!!
here, wear it with pride LOL
**runs off to lure more guinea pig lovers**
lmao
great that's one t shirt for you too
lmao
"It doesnt hurt that bad does any body has a napkand a bandage?"
LMAO XD that was fuuuuuunY!
I usually dont enjoy spoof n parodys but damn i laught to hard itz 4:00am right now so that may be explains my unestopable laughter......but it was good :P i have to admit it.
i like the beginning like with her eyebrow haha!!
:]]
"Edward" is like : " I cant kiss you with that face"
XD hhahaha That was halarious too!!
Devon Kelly=Weirdo? LMAO... what the F!?! Lol
ROTFLMAO... OME... give her a God damn Edward bandaid for the love of God... Kim? Hello?!
Oh and FIRST... haha...
LOL!! Yes Ceci I am here *hands Edward bandaid* hopefully that will help!
I really hope that those are the new and improved wolves!! lol
Oh oh... I'm loving the new AND improved wolves... haha!!
Um, I would give you a sticker, but you already have a gold star...
**rolls eyes**
LOL
How about this heart shaped sticker??
It has my name in the middle of the heart...so I guess that is even better...LMAO
*rolls eyes*
The gold star *points up to it* it's NOT a damn sticker Effing... geez!! BUT... I'll gladly take that heart one w/ your name in the center... woohoo happy-vamp-dance!! Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh... now my heart will be a happy place.... oh GOD how sappy..... LMAO!!
So, just take the damn heart shaped sticker and shut up!!
**sticks tongue out to Ceci**
LMAO
Oh shut up Effing... your love is WAY more permanent than my gold star *puppy eyes* LMAO... oh slap me NOW... I'm going all mushy now... eww!
*takes sticker*
Here... I'll put it on MY heart... there.. so pretty and shiny just like my love for you.... LMAO!!!
Oh slap me NOW!!! lol
SNAP OUT OF IT WOMAN!!
OKAY!! That is enough!! You know emotional sh*t makes me nervous!!
If you would have started to cry, you would have heard tires screaching in this room to get the hell away from you as quickly as possible!!
lol
Phew... thx for that Effing... I REALLY needed those!!
Oh how could I have forgotten that emotions scared the crap out of you... shame on me... there.. I'm all better now.. no more mushiness from me... phew!!!
LMAO... I can already hear the effing tires screaching.... lol...
I KNEW THOSE WERE NOT DOGS! they had to be pigs LMAO!!!
ROFLMAO!!!
HOW F*CKING HILARIOUS!!
WOOOOOO THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!
Very funny :D
If you wanna see a real funny parody then go on youtube and type in BREEEW2PRODUCTIONS no caps or spaces they are three sisters and are really funny.
and arent stupid like this one
That is freak'n hilarious!!! Her mocking Bella's eyebrow raise was priceless!!!!
the red lipstick mark on her forehead!! OMG!!! LMAO!!!
"You'll never see me again"...."I can see you"...."how about now"...."yes"..."now?".."yes...if you can see me I can see you"!!!
**wipes tears** that was so funny!...the guinea pig!!!!
LMAO
and that guy yess he had a nice bod...but nowhere compared to Taylor's body and gorgeous face...
LOL you gotta admit it was funny...stupid..yes FUNNY...LOL
Especially the first scene of the trailer when "Edward" says, "I can't kiss you if you make that face" and she keeps arching her eyebrow.
LOL
LMAO
they talk way to FAST...even for speedy Eddie...well err maybe not..hehe
especially part 3...it really cracks me up lol.
your avatar is BOMB.
xD
:D:D:D
and yeah the guy had a really nice body..
and your right our Taylor is SO much better!
i think this is the best parodies so far
LMAO
isn't the one where he says you bring a snack and has like a hersey's or something? haha
i know is saw one really funny it was my fave but i dont remember who did it LOL
it was here on nmm right?
yeah it was really funny too...
someone asked a question once on a site to a fake Rob if the Vamps eat Guinea Pigs and they were serious about it
*spitting out drink from laughing so hard*
"so jacob wheres that accent from?
the pacific north west dah!" lol
hahahahah so funny !
I really hate that eyebrow crap that Kristen does so that was perfect!
my favorite part is when she's just standing there with blood spouting from her finger like frickin old faithful and she's all "uh..a napkin?" lol.
Just kidding, I love Taycob.
BOO!
**throws stuffed guinea pig at Twifan89**
HAHA!!
**runs out of room**
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
Haha especially the laugh at the end... LMAO!!
I love that episode!!
Of course I watch Family Guy!! I f*cking LOVE Stewie!!
lol
lol
**bites tongue tries not to gross Ceci out**
oh, what the hell...I have done my good deed for the day...
GIGGITY - GIGGITY - ALRIIIGHT...
lol
*covers ears*
Uh... right...
*covers eyes*
*runs away from Effing and her Quagmire self*
La la la la la... I can't hear OR see that... la la la la!!
LMAO.... punk!!!
That was a funny spoof, too!
**curses internet under breath**
lol
Dunno if that'll help you, but give it a try!
*chucks a stuffed wolf that smells like the pack at effing*
smell that!!! hahahahah
man i miss you stalker friend =)
*catches stuffed wolf and rubs it all over my body**
Think I can attract Taylor or Alex with this new scent?!
LMAO
Thanks!!
I miss you too!! Where have you been?
i have beeen busy with life lol
maybe i should be a loser again without a life so i can come back here 24/7 LOL
That was freakin' hilarious!!!! They "Jacob" guy flexing his boobies like that!!! LMAO!
And the "Laurent" guy, hilarious!!
I loved how "Bella" just stood there while tons and tons of blood was falling!
This is prob the best spoof I've seen of the trailer. Not too over the top, a little cheesy...but hilarious! :)
"um anybody have a napkin or band aid??"
LMAO!
Bella's paper cut was horrible :P Ugh lol.
I do not know if you are new to this site, but PhoenixMP3 already has that avatar and has had it for a while....
There are plenty of sexy Pattinson pics out there, so would you mind finding another one?
Thanks!
Oh, and in case you are new here....WELCOME TO NMM.ORG! You will like it, but you will also find that we all try to keep a unique avatar for each person...
Effing you deserve a sticker
*giving Rob's Loves sticker or would you like the Rob's "P"/Zoom Zoom sticker*
Thanks...
Totally felt like I should have been wearing a dress, drinking tea with my pinky in the air when I typed that...It felt so lady-like...
Now I need to go smut something up to feel normal again...LOL
uh hello? Effing? Is it really you in there? HEEELLLLOOO????
Hey! A sweet, innocent effing is in there!
*does a double take*
Effing is that really you???? Im impressed!! HEY you stole my Halo!!!!
*grabs halo on Effings head and puts it back on, hands her back her devil horns*
**throws Halo at RMG and puts horns on with sigh of relief**
That's better!!!
aaaaahhhhhh......
**looks around**
Okay...now, where can I redeem myself for being nice for 4 seconds?!?!
LMAO
**clicks like**
I will find another one - do I just keep trying my luck until I get one that's not already claimed?
Thanx for the welcome - I love my daily Rob/NM fix!
Additional: Have found another pic but can't get it to upload; have tried about 12 times.
If someone else is upset that I chose the same pic, I think I'll just shut the account & give it a miss - just wanted to get in on the fun of commenting but guess I'll just go back to reading them.
Good choice!!
Dont shut the account! I like that avatar...We don't want to scare you off....STAY!! Please?! We welcome all posters, we just respect the unspoken "avatar rule".
But, nobody has that one that you have now, like I said! I like it..upclose of that gorgeous face...YUMMY!!
Well Effing, don't worry if she closes her account. After all you're like the initation's proof of the site!! lol
And now, beware not just the grey faces! Also the ones that repeat other users's avatar! LMAO
(I'm just kidding! Mmm I need that my neurones return to my brain now xD)
I tried to be nice about it...I dont know why she would close her account, I wasn't being mean or anything....
**sighs**
oh well...if she closes her account, she cant handle us, so BYE BYE!!
LOL
Her loss after all LOL
OK, maybe I will sign up again...thanks for your feedback - it's kinda scary jumping onto these when everyone seems to know each other so well
Honestly? I dont know why you deleted it in the first place...Seriously, I was just trying to give you a heads-up on your avatar, and offered to help you with picking a new one. Then you say you are closing your account!! What the heck?
If you DO decide to open it back up, that close up Pattinson pic you had is not being used that I am aware of, so you shoul be safe with that one....
I hope you do re-register, because this site is fun, but if you are going to get something like flack about your avatar make you delete the account.....well...That is up to you. But, for future reference, please dont take what people say on here to you so seriously or in the wrong way...I was just trying to help you, not scare you off...
That being said: Do whatever you would like to do....Hope to talk to you soon, either as registered user of anonymous...
Now I sound like a raving lunatic...
I'm staying, thanks for being nice and replying to all my crap!!
It is really quite fun in here.... just relax and go with it, stupid computers and all
Don't shut your account lol :) She was just trying to step in in case you got flak from anyone for having the same pic :) We all look for eachother by picture so it gets confusing:)
*sigh* If it will make you stay you can even have a squirrel, i have a few of them *points up at Nicnixs Avatar*
LMAO ok ok unlikey *shrugs* why people don't like squirrel Avatars i'll never know!!!
I wondered....are you in Australia or is the down under just a reference to Rob LOL
Listen to the other two. No reason to be downtrodden. Effing really was trying to help.
You really should stick around, but be forewarned, it gets addicting! Be prepared to have your *real* people accuse you of cheating on them with your “cyber-lovers.” lol It’s great!
You DON’T have squirrels in Australia?
WHY?
I LOVED THE WHOLE EYEBROW THING LMAO
OH MANN THAT WAS GREATNESS LOL
I GIVE THIS AN "F" FOR FREAKEN AWESOME!!!!
Haha Yeah the eyebrow thing was HILARIOUS!
The paper cut was freakishly BLOOOODDDYYY!!!!!!!!!!
funny...i got the same feeling. lol
I think those eyes just make me think porn porn and more porn
bearded shadowy piercing eyes rob! yay! :D
hmm..check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP_872PRzAI
LETS GET IT OUT THERE!
DOES ANYONEEEEEE HAVE THIS AVATAR?!
xD
on another note!
lmfao; jacob moving his pecks rofl (x
and the fingerrr! hahah
ahhhhh that made my day.
he turned into a friggin gunieapig. lawlz xDD
[DOES THE HAPPYDANCE]
yeeeessssssss. xD
*large amounts of conffeti dropp out of nowhere!*
join the party everyone!
I love the avatar. :)
:D
still awesome to be welcomedd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FPGp2dty5o
dont be suprised if your brother finds his volvo missing one day.
just sayin.
O_O
LoL
That was priceless, Jacobs peck pop lol and laurant flipping his hair, I almost peed my shorts when the guy turned into a guinea pig.Lmao and the paper cut was hilarious along with the whole face problem "Bella" was having. This made my night!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
**thinks i peed my pants laughing too hard**
**still laughing**
Luckily that totally cheered me up :)
haha.
I love the jacob pec flex. hey that rolls right off the tongue, eh?
and I love how her finger just bleeds like crazy.
THANK GOD someone finally made fun of Kristen's eyebrow raise! when I saw the trailer, I noticed that. It looked a bit off in my opinion. FINALLY someone poked fun at that! =) YES. and the ending was awesomely funny.
hey, at least she looks good doing it. I could never pull something like that off. *tried to do it in the mirror, looked dumb, now looking sheepish* ;)
j/s
"i can still see you.." XD
And oh snap!
Part 2 of the movie parody is up...yes!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHei_C-BZCQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-nLG1SBEk
Fuzzy peaches aren't scary! lmao
Very detailed :)
If any of you are interested our very own 'Jaspers Girl' made an amazing amazing spoof of Twilight, its so funny! www.twilightthespoof.blogspot.com
"You better hold on tight Gorilla Face" - Priceless!
haha
jacob to a gpig was definitally the best part ever! haha
These guys are funny!
*looks around for the pack and laughs*
Mmhh not a fan of rodents ..... but I can see your point. lmao
Where is the pack BTW?
They're probably just afraid of me now...I cause chaos in their pack. *evil villan laugh*
Mhhh somehow I can't see you as a villan..... southern belle yeah! lol
MMMMWWWHHHHHAAAAAA HA HA!
I caused dissention by getting PIMSY and 4tw to fight AND making PIMSY the new Alpha…they ALL love that…well…I’m loving it!
Yup…chaos and disorder *dusts hands* my work here is done. LOL
*kicks Scarlet hard enough to fly her 50 feet away* You spoilt my fun *dusts hands* I'll give you chaos, doom death and destruction. *with the sun glinting behind her Phoenix looks just like the mythical bird in flame ready to dispense death - Scarlet looks a little taken aback by her the growling it's impressive.....Scarlet looks like dear in headlights* I'll give you evil....
LMAO
What the hale are you talking about?
Have you been into my meds?
WTF are you kicking me!?!?!?!
*blows kisses to PIMSY*
Well don't kick so d*mn hard next time.
What are you? The Xmen mutant Phoenix???
LMAO
OMG! You for some reason just reminded me of that a part in Miss Con.
"Why don't you go back to the mothership?"
"Only if you go with me, tex-ass."
LOL
*walking towards Scarlet who's backing away scared* lol
WTF are you gonna do?
*laughing while backing away*
Go have a look at Alex's post to see what I could do for you with your favourite fantasy.....
*Leaves a wet kiss just under Scarlet left ear, notices Scarlet goose bumps before jumping off her and taking off at speed*
Ciao Bella!
http://www.take180.com/s/bprmn
New Moon is going to premiere in Knoxville, TN for a charity event on November 18!!! (Before the opening day!!!) And celebrities are going to attend!
http://www.knoxville.com/news/2009/jul/03/twili...
its not THAT out of the way right?
so...who can steal us a bus?! x)
Husband For Sale
will work 7 days a week
cooks and cleans
and will tend to all your needs...
make offer or trade for New Moon Premiere in TN.
LMAO!!
are you going to try to get tickets to the premiere?
im resideing in TX.
so this mayyyy be a problem. dam. times like these when i wish i had vampire speed xp
lets us dream.
Jacob is a guinea pig shifter !!
I laughed 'till I got tears in my eyes!
We are all seriously, certifiable CRAZY!!
My students "turned" me on to Twilight and dayum I am forever indebted to them. Now I am trying to figure out:
Hi my name is Debbie, I am a Rpatzzaholic...Is there a Rpatzz Recovery Center? I have 6 weeks before schools starts and I am sooooooooooooo going to go through withdrawl and will be sooo fired!!!! LOL
i got into twilight a year before the movies came out. it was pretty much a cult following back then, so i have an edward in my head from reading the book, and now i have a robert pattinson edward. they're very different, but that's ok. i love them both. :)
oh and i totally understand. i'm almost late for work cause i'm on here trying to get the latest and talking to all my girls! (and boys! i can't leave out mr. darcy again!)
ok 2:30 time to pretend to do something. look for you later GF!!!
Rpatzz 4 ever!!!
follow me on here and become my friend! =)
That was hilarious!
I loved the part where Bella was like, "I can still see you."
And Edward was like, "What about now?"
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