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This is completely out of character for Will NOT to post any updates on this site. Has anyone (and i'm sure that there have been some ppl who actually CARE) stopped and think that there may be a reason why we haven't rec'd updates. He does have a life, and a full time job. Maybe something happened (god forbid) to him or a family member. You dont' know. And none of us Mod's do either.
YES it sucks that we haven't had any updates today. But come on, its not the end of the world. Its not like Jon and Kate announced that they are getting divorced tonight...
oh SH#t .. wait a minute. ... Never mind..
Anyway, please be patient. And show some respect to the wonderful person who created this site for all of us.
And just expressing how much we love the site and miss commenting x
Acutally after a while this is a bit worrying...I hope everything is ok!
Just my good old paranoia kicking in :) lol
I just wish there was some new posts, but I agree with you, we all need to be patient and hope everythings ok.
The person who made this website does have a life too...
and he or she totally gets a round of applause and standing ovation from me for creating such a freaking awesome website dedicated to New Moon...
If the person who created this website is reading this I have to say if it weren't for you, I would've never known half the information about New Moon and the characters and cast as I do now...so thank you so much for spending your time on updating us...:)
http://www.uo.com/uokr/UOKR/Desktops/Unicorn_12...
Clearly, there is news. So either, there is too much going on or something is wrong.
I've been feeling worried.........
Some of us did post our concerns about Will. I understand he does have a life, and full time job, but this just feels out of character. I don't give a flying fart about the updates I care about our fearless leader.
I am SO happy to see you post this. I also felt angry (shock lol) about some of the comments below.
P.S. How SAD was Jon and Kate!! She made me cry. :( And the situation just furthers my loathing of entertainment news show and mags. Which is why I very, very rarely watch or buy anything. Those poor kids!
Side step....Will doesn't leave in Maryland or DC does he?
*bites nails until someone answers*
Now I feel sad, and now Im gonna be pacing back and forth in front of this pc just waiting to see whats up with Will? Well it is bizarre that he would not have left a message stating he would not be on?????????????????????????????
I haven't been on much over the week and haven't really commented but have been checking in to see if there was anything new. When I saw no updates I have grown more concerned, I hope that it just that his computer has just gone belly up and that it isn't anything serious.
You're in our thoughts Will because some of are genuinely worried.
PS whats the website for the eclipse movie?
*Quickly creates emergency tab to click on when someone enters room*
Jeez, what is going on here. If a new post comes up now i'll just think I'm seeing things.
Like a beautiful mirage...
That can't be healthy.
I might go offer up my secret Edward poster as a sacrifice to the Twigods in return for new news....
NMM.org should put a post of Rob like right now, because I'm like dying
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
at least we know he still alive and the crazy fans didn't hurt him again.
ps: he looks so freaking hot like always !
I truly hope everything is alright. As this unlike him
I'm going through withdrawal... bad withdrawal... I need ROB *sighs*
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
I've send some stuff to Will, but I'm really scared something might have happened to him... *crosses fingers nothing happened*
Now, everybody else can see his ALMIGHTY, Rob *sighs*
Thx ;-)
Who are you???
*Eyes pop out*
¿¿¿CECI!!!
*stomps feet*
NO! NO! NO! NO!
*Crosses arms and taps right foot*
What is;
Yours,
NicNix’s,
Effing’s,
Kimberlina’s,
Rob Rock’s, …
….Avatar can’t be changed …
Its your trademark!!!
I passes right by you too.
I mean I let honey-bee’s slide cuz
that cheeseburger always made me hungry
And TSH changed hers for the better,
but you! Ugh!
I mean mean, grant it Rob looks sweet in that pic but…
¡You looked too cute in that other avatar!
************sobs***************
Am I the only one who complains here???lol
*On hands and knees begging for the other *
Oh, and by the way thanks for the fanfic
oxox
Sorry to disappoint you chick... yes, it is I, Ceci! Aww... *sniff* I miss my other avatar as well... I thought about it like a zillion times before I changed it and I feel SO naked right now.. my hand is twitching to change it back so umm... you might get your request granted... lol... I feel weird even w/ this Greek-God of an avatar... I'm stuck.. lol!!
Oh and you're so welcome ;-)
;-)
Actually I put this one cuz it looked so eerie and I like that sort of stuff but its really freaking the sh*t out of me LMAO cuz I want to put my old one back on
but it kinda has me possessed and it wont let me put it LMAO
OME!!! Wtf is THAT!?! Ahhhh... that thing is scaring the sh*t out of me as well.... ahhh too close of a clown... agggg I hate clowns and that... thing looks too much like a clown!! How could you? haha... OME that's some freaky crap... change it... change it back.... change it!!!!
hope you didn't hurt your tush!
Sorry wont chang it
For the time being its here to haunt you
and just you!!!
Darn it... that's some freaky-looking-clown... haha.. why are you haunting me? What did I ever do to you? Haha!!
Im forgetting what Rob looks like!!!! lol
*Starts talking to herself and keeps saying "Rob come back""*
*Family then proceeds to get the straight jacket they've been saving for something like this*
*She freaks out when they put it on her because it reminds her of a hoodie and hoodies remind her of that same damn picture* lol
where's rob? or kristen..anybody other than taylor
Just something new.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
xD
*goes into a corner and bangs head against wall*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PozJR1PQ2mw
MAKES ME NOT WANT TO WANT ROB ANY MORE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlxN3Wi7hw&feat...
"ROB I DONT WANT YOU TOO!!" ......
Yeah if I ever see Rob on the streets I'll would tell him
" Your not that hot, and your acting is'nt all that either, I will never throw my panties at you....Oh, and by the way, you could put me down in that book of the girls that DON'T want you..."
*mean while having my fingers crossed behind my back*
and if he does not bite... confess and tell him all the oppsite while sobbing.
lol
*happy dance*
For like a week -get a grip
What was our HW?
Put your seat belt on
Cat sex
Line, line, line
Say it - out loud
The Benny Hill song. lol
Lullaby” EWWWWWW”
Extra creepy
Wow, 2 dogs doing it
Awww just one more sip “ROTF”
SM not happy with production….
Priceless…. thax bean <3
*lifts fringe to reveal shoe-shaped dent on forehead*
lol
The Time: 14:11
The EXACT place: Taylor Post
Population: 1
i have never felt so alone in mylife *sniff*
*looks around at empty post*
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
*stares at topless Rob wallpaper*
At least youre here...
*strokes wallpaper*
*sigh*
LOL
Can't believe there are no new posts still its been over 48 hours.
I think Taylor is cute but I need my Rob fix soon or something serious is going to happen.
I find I am staring at my avatar way too much just to see Rob.
*hangs head in shame at how pathetic I sound*
I am begging nmm.org some Rob news please
*also hangs head in shame at how pathetic I sound*
PLEASE NMM.org, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao.
At least taylor and reChelle in the Mmawars!!
or sth different please please!!
this situation is starting to drive me craZy!!!!
it would be great to have some news before bedtime ;)
but there are news out there about kristen, dakota, taylor and rechelle!!
but god we need them right here!!
________________________________
lol
I'm a little scared :S
@#$%$#@$%^&*(*&^%$#!!!!!!!!!!! lol
I am alSo dOing the same and this laCk of news is draving me craZy!!
* Raises voice at sound of paws...*
"Like I said, that Taylor is so Hot. I mean who wouldn't want to stare at him for 42 hours straight"
* slowly backs away*
Once you go pack you never go back!!! LOL
( If you tell anyone I said that I will deny all knowledge )
'I kissed a vampire and I liked it!' You could change vampire to 'cullen'
But its still not as good as my one LOL
- Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Cullen!
- Why have cotton when you can have Cullen!
-Put a Cullen in your tank
-Go on, get your Cullen out! (?)
-I cant believe its not Cullen
-The incredible, edible Cullen
-Obey your Cullen
Still doesn't have quite the same ring........!! Lol
What are you doing??!! Dont draw attention to yourself!!!!! Go hide!!
*starts running*
*pauses*
42 Hours?! wow, that is a LONG time....poor you!!
*carries on running*
" Oh god, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, there are probably over 700 comments now, they'll never find us......."
OW!
Hey, no worries, with you and your Vampire Grip i'm sure not...going...anywhere...
*attempts to shake Sparks off*
*Random thought crosses thought mind; Resistance is Futile*
Dammit!!!
lol
YES!!! This girl *points to Sparks*has provoked the wolf-clan and when they come out from hibernation THEYRE GOING TO KILL US!!! I DONT NEED ANOTHER DENT ON MY FOREHEAD!!!
Please help me, spidermonkey...
'"Resistance is futile" from star trek ranked no.93 in tv's most memorable quotes"
I'm full of useful facts.
(Thank you Wiki.)
*Lets go & brushes self off. Looks embarrassed at sudden emotional outburst*
Umm, lets not mention this to anyone else....
I need a scrummy Rob distraction as I am bored at work, this is just not good enought no Rob for over 48 hours.
I am getting severe withdrawal symptons and find I am starring at my avatar way to much!
That's what the wolves would want you to do.lol
*Takes the poster at of Spark's hands*
There we go.
The Twigods will come through soon on there own.lol
Don't think they fell for it anyway as there is still NOTHING.
Perhaps we should pray:
Our Twigods who art in NMM.org,
Will be thy name,
Thy twilight kingdom come,
Thy news will be done,
On NMM.org as it is, like, everywhere else
Give us this day, some rob news please,
& forgive us our impatience,
Lead us not to tease thy grey faces,
& deliver us from Taylor,
Twilight is the kingdom, the power& glory,
Forever.
AMEN
God please!!
**frantically starts to google Rob Pattinson over and over**
Theres got to be something! ANYTHING!!
**goes to youtube to rewatch 'sex on fire' Rob video for the umpteenth time**
AHHH..better but mmm...I miss Rob!
**back to google sobbing**
-Rob sex on fire
-rob pictures
-more rob pictures
-explicit rob pictures
-desperate for rob news
-ANYTHING ROB
-PLEASE ROB..
-Overcoming your addiction & getting help
I feel you. *sigh* Hang in there.
Im in for the prayer.:)
*calling all Mods!!!!!!*
*waits for reply*
...cool!
*rereads diamond's comment*
but seriously...what convention?!!
you know, she could be onto something!! I'm starting to see Taylor in a new light...but maybe its the clothes, cos he's obviously trying to copy Rob's Look...God i need to stop STARING at him...this isnt RIGHT!!!!! ROB WHERE ARE YOU??!!
I have seen some potential moderating material on this post....
If i were a Moderator, i'd Mod every unnecessary comment (about 95%) until they all fit onto one page...scrolling up and down is crippling my fingers big time!
lol
I'm here... *sighs again* I'm here!! Been here w/ you guys since two days ago... no news... I'm scared... umm I've been talking to my posters of Rob and I think I'm completely losing it *bites nails*
I'm on robsessed.com just looking and drooling over some old, yet new things *sighs*
"Damn you Taylor for taking all the space here at NMM.org...now go fetch Rob for us!"
taylor is not bad....he hasn't done anything to you...
Nothing new has been posted, so deal with it and keep your anger to yourself...or take it out on people who hate twilight...XD
I know this post is old - but I was bored and these comments were cracking me up.
Waiting......waiting.....waiting.........
*Sigh*
My friend told me that she had read something a while back saying that Stephenie Meyer was going to write a book for each of the couples - alice & jasper, emmett & rosalie, and carlisle & esme - BUT she doesn't remember where she saw it (figures) & I can't find it anywhere online.
Does anybody know if this is true or just a rumor? Cos its driving me nuts & I want to know!!
*looks around* *knocks on monitor screen* HELLOOOOOO??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKz0gkcgAo
Here is something of KRISTEN!!!YEIII!!!
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
You are so my best friend now! lmao. jk.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
:[[[
ummm loving that pic you have Peanut_Butter21
*goes to her rOom and starts praying* LOL
i would have to go online a find the post, anything.
I'm dying over here too... talking to Rob/Edward posters... not healthy!!!
Anywho... I've been on robsessed.com and I saw this hilarious video to celebrate Edward's 108th bday..... hehe... EVERYONE must see =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qX0rge73_g&feat...
Has anyone heard from Mr. NMM.org Head honcho?
Is he okay?
Forget Rob and the others. What about Will?!
WIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?! Where art thou?
TEAM JACOB BECAUSE LIFES BETTER HALF NAKED!
TEAM JACOB AAAWWWLLL DA WAY!
Team Jacob
Our Preferences:
Edward=Shirtless...would prefer naked but....cant be too picky
Jacob= Shirtless
Wolf Pack= Already half Naked...No worries there haha
Cullen Brothers= Shirtless
Charlie= can keep shirt on
Volturi= Ohh Daym....Shirtless...under those cloaks....*shouts "C'mon guys off they go"*
Its just the way it has too be...... haha.......Off they go guys....We're waiting....*taps watch*
If only lol
totally agree!
besides, i dont see your name on his forehead.
and apparently, he's SINGLE.
Can I get that on a t-shirt please?
lol
You are one of the smartest wolfgirls I know, especially since you think almost exactly like me!
Don't be dissin' yourself like that girl... There ARE no stupid wolfgirls!
Wolfgirls friggin' ROCK, 'cause we got excellent taste in men!!!!!
ANYONE that thinks Jacob/Taylor is gorgeous is one smart girl!
Much love, wolf sistah!!!
LOL......
Thats the best thing I have ever heard when it comes to Taylor!!!
Unfortunatly......You should have been Steven Strait.......SS=JB...Not TL=JB
and.....Rob is just an unstoppable force of hottness......Its just a True Fact of Life.....Nothing can Compete with that!!!!
BOOYah.....TEAM SHIRTLESSSSSSS.......ssssssssSSSSSS HooooCChhhhaaaaaMomma.... haha
In my mind, NO ONE else could've played Jake as well as Taylor.
Steven Strait is gorgeous, and would have been great physically as Jake a few years ago, but he has a moody personality when he plays his characters, which fits Jake when he is upset about being a werewolf, but doesn't fit Jake being Bella's personal Sun.
Taylor has that down pat!!!
Robert Pattinson = unstoppable force of hottness
LOL
Robert Pattinson= unstoppable force of hottness
ABC...the creator of this description....haha im staking my claim!!!!!
Rob will ALWAYS be hotter than ANYONE while wearing ANYTHING :)
My fingers drummed away on the counter, as I watched dad eat his breakfast. He occasionally would look up from his bacon, to give me a forced smile. He was easing slower then normal. I could tell, for I had been glaring at the clock, on the wall, for the most part. I let out an angry sigh and sat next to him at the table. He smiled again, but it didn't quite go to his eyes. I was hoping he was feeling guilty. But he probably was preparing for another outburst. I was about to give him what he expected. I pounded my fist on the table top, forcing him to look at me.
"Why dad. Why can't I go see him?" I asked, sounding slightly childish.
"Because, the last boy I let you freely date. You snuck off to phoenix with him." he answered.
I gave him a shocked face. I had never heard him mention Edward before. Though I was sure all his insecurities were embedded in him. I tried to ease my anger away. He watched I forced myself to be nice. I slid my hand slowly to his. I slightly touch the top of his hand. He looked at me, I looked back with the most innocent face I could accomplish.
"Please, Dad. It's Jake we're talking about. He would never pull a fast one like Edward." I gave him the biggest puppy dog eyes, just hoping he would agree.
I still had all the clothes Alice bought me. There were too many girl things in that pile to wear. I knew Jake would like me in anything. But I also knew he wasn't a clean kind of guy. We always ended up taking hikes or playing at the beach. So I knew I had to wear pants. I chose some slightly tight jeans from the Alice clothes. And a plain green shirt from my old clothes. I also chose a band to cover up my scar on my arm. I was tired of looking at it, and I always felt uncomfortable when some else did. Edward would have told me to stop being so self conscious. Thinking of what Eward would say, made me think of him more.
The Cullens still lived in town. The younger Cullen kids still went to school. Hell, I talked to Alice almost everyday. We always made sure to never mention Edward. A knock on my door broke me away from my train of thought.
"Are....are you sure you want to go?" Charlie asked from the other side.
I rolled my eyes at him, and opened the door. He looked down at what I was wearing and quickly looked away.
" I believe your the nervous one, not me. Besides I'm sure Billy would be more then happy to visit with you." I reminded. Trying to soothe his poor nerves.
I limped towards the edge of the stairs, and started to walk down. As usual, Charlie quickly came to my side and walked me down. He also made sure to help me down the stairs on the porch and into his cruiser. The whole ride to La Push was silent and awkward.
Charlie opened his mouth to speak, several times, but never said anything. I had to fight back the urge to get on my knees and beg to him. I began drumming my fingers on the table. I started to cross my legs, but the wound from getting cut at the ballet studio, was still fresh enough to hurt. So I tapped my foot on the linoleum, of the kitchen, instead. The pain in my leg made me to a peak. at my scar, on my arm. I just stared at in fury. Charlies caught me looking at it, so I quickly hid my arm.
"I probably shouldn't let you. But if you want to see the boy, I have to come with you." He said, preparing for another outburst from me.
I was a lost for words. Really? He was going to let me see Jake. He nearly had a heart attack when I broke up with Edward, and started talking to Jake the next week. Though to defend myself, I didn't start to having feelings for Jake until a month later. But my Dad had grown very protective. He didn't even like if I mentioned Mike Newton. Or sweet, innocent Eric. It was like he wanted me to wait until he was dead to start dating again.
"Thanks dad!" I said.
I gave him a big, goofy smile. Then limped out of the kitchen and up the stairs to change. I could have sworn I heard him say 'push over' but wasn't for sure.
more then?
We stared out our individual windows, hoping for no conversation. Though we had grown closer after my ballet accident, we still had are awkwardness. I just watched as the trees become more full and closer to the road as we got closer to Jake's. When we reached the entrance to the reservation, I was almost hopping in my sit with excitement. Almost. I knew that I had to only wait a little longer, for Charlie to reach the house.
"Where here." Charlies said with a exaggerated sigh. I let out a breathe, I didn't realize I was holding.
I looked over at the house and saw it beaming with life. Lights were on, and if I listened hard enough. I could here people talking. Charlies went around the cruiser and helped me get out. We we're almost to the door, when I heard a movement to the right of the house. Our heads both shot to that direction. Like a bronze god, Jacob appeared towering over us.
"Charlies." Jacob said. Not needing a big welcome for dad. Dad nodded at him. Let me go and proceeded to walk in the house. I waited until I heard him talking to Billy before I looked up at Jake.
"Bells!" He said excitedly. I jumped into his arms. He lifted me up into his normal strangle-like hug. And of course I had to remind him of not being able to breathe. When he put me down, he kissed me on the cheek. It tingled so much from his kiss, that I brought a hand up to smooth it.
"Wanna work on your Car?" I asked, hoping I wasn't looking at him pathetically. He smiled at me, took my hand, and lead me around the house to his shed.
the one that starts by request...is part two.
the one that starts when I was upstairs...is part three.
(No offense Wolf-girls out there)
we'll take anything!
Taylor is soooooooooooo much hotter than rob....:)
OMFGS I was watching him today on the MMVA and I was literally fanning myself!
AH Im so jealous of those girls who got to touch his hand as he was running out on stage...
Btw...did anyone see that he stumbled...or tripped while running?
HAHAHA. who cares. He's Hawt.
That is all that matters....right?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!?
My day is ruined!
The best part of my day is coming on here and getting news
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And Rob is hotter/cuter than Taylor IN EVERYWAY
Taylor is a young boy, baby face with this ripped bod. It looks weird. Hes jus a baby.
Now Rob on there other hand... ;)
Robert is a man. You cant compare a man to a boy. Taylor is cute in an adorable sort of way. Rob on the other hand is gorgeous and has the most attractive personality.
Oh and I think theres something wrong with the site because I've sent a couple of things that were news worthy. New pictures of KS and stuff. So Im a bit worried.
Ron and Kristen will come out of the closet..
Kristen will announce she's pregnant....
Ashley and Jackson will come out of the closet...
Ashley will announce she's pregnant....
The wolf pack guys will be caught fully naked on camera...
Another trailer for New Moon will be released....
Rob will strip down to his boxers in the middle of the street....
And we're not gonna be able to comment on it .....
*slamming head against desk* LOL
I just spit out my coke!
Why again is Rob stripping in the street?!?!?!?!?!
**still laughing**
Who knows why....but if ever there was a day that Rob would strip off in the street...you can bet it will be on a day that we can't make dirty comments about it :) lol
*pokes NMM with a stick* wake up wake up....
*throws cold water on nmm*
*bangs pots & pans loudly*
*pulls the fire alarm*
LOL
How could he resist?
Anybody know if the blogger is ok? Seems like people still can post comment here; the web is serving fine.......
this day should be called "Jacob Blackout"
bye! ;)
*lost train of thought*
Oh yeah. I still love Rob rockin' the hoodie. I don't know what it is, but he looks Mmmmazing in it.
There are three things that are absolutely positive....
First...Taylor is hot without a shirt on
Second....Kristen rocks a knotted shirt like no other
and Third....No one looks better in a hoodie than Rob Pattinson!
Oops...Third should have been...."I'm unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
*wink*
So I am going to stick with the more age appropriate and way hot Rob Patz!!!
It just means that you can't ACT on it.
I still remember what it felt like to be 16 and when I was 16 Taylor would have been IT for me!
God made me older, not blind!!
However, when you look at my avatar you can see who I adore. Above all the rest. What can I say...i'm Robsessed!
Now if I was to go and ask him to sign my Team Taylor thong, then I am a sicko. ;-)
*shudders in disgust*
*exits post*
LMAO!!
LOL LOL LOL
BUSTED!!!!!
*smack* and don't talk trash about my boy!!!
lol
OW!!!!! YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN IT FOR ME DONT YOU??!!!!! I OBVIOUSLY HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER SO OF COURSE I'M SWITCHING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER BUT I CANT HELP IT, CAN I???
*doesnt wait for answer*
NO, IM JUST AN INNOCENT GIRL WHO OFTEN LIKES A BIT OF BOTH BUT RIGHT NOW I LIKE ROB!!! SO THERE!!!!
thank you for listening, (stupid wolf)
:D
ROTFL.....
*tries to get up off floor*
*holds onto tree, laughing uproariously* .. Look at your very NAME..chica.. That does NOT look all that innocent to me..
Yoohoooooooo *calls to 5 ppl that enjoyed your Ewwwwwwwwwww comment*
Did you see the post above?
She DOES want Taylor.. A LOT.. ahhahhhahhahahahhahah
but she likes Rob momentarily.. like how long will that last? 5 minutes???
lol
*averts eyes, speaking casually*
I only slap people that amuse me and you.. are .. somewhat amusing I suppose..
*shifts uncomfortably*
The day I stop slapping someone is the day that they have lost me forever..
Uh.. so... yah.. so glad we've had this little conversation.
Now get out of here and stop running your eyes lustily over my boy..
lol
*wide grin*
THE WOLF-LOVER LIKES ME!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! NOBODY CAN RESIST MY IRRESISTABLE CHARMS!!
*does this mean we're friends?? It does, doesnt it??!!*
You may not survive our friendship.. really.
Try PIMSY down there.. she is truly a gift!!
LOL
*sees 4tw sprinting towards me at alarming speed*
Hey, hey i didnt mean LITERALLY!!! LOL
BTW....i know you like me really...even if you have a violent way of showing it
*ducks from flying object*
Grabs her hair and rubs her face on the ground.
I DON"T like you. You insulted my boy!!! I mean my boy/man/wolf..
*twists arm behind back*
Ok.. you've had enough.. I will leave you alone now..But I assume you'll be coming back for more punishment since you don't give. Up.
Now if you'll excuse me.. *smirk* I'm off to check out the local wildlife.
LOL
Mods??!!! HELLO??!! THIS SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED!!!
*screams again as arm is wrenched back*
Vamp Girls!!!! I KNIDA NEED YOU!!! IM BEING ATTACKED BY A PYSCHO WOLF!!
*4tw gets off, looking scared*
*watches 4tw saunter off*
Damn, that chick has issues...maybe we're better off as enemies*louder* YEAH, YOU CARRY ON WALKING!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
*draws moustache and Harry Potter scar on Taylor's face*
*chuckles and runs off*
lol
*sees Taylor standing there, slightly shocked by marker attack*
*grins*
*saunters over*
"Hi, Taylor, right?" I JUSt happen to have a whole package of twi-wipes with me.. stay RIGHT there and I'll help you. Get comfy. this may take a while"
"Dang, I'm having trouble getting a good angle."
"Do you mind" *sparkling eyes, big grin*
*places self between Tay's knees and begins carefully wiping his face..* DANG! He smells good.
*Turns around to mouth "THANK YOU. I OWE YOU ONE" to SpankMe*
YOu know, Taylor, these twi-wipes aren't quite wet enough.. I might have to lick you for just a minute..
LOL
*Throws marker away in fustration-hits random person*
Okay, This is NOT what i intended!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!
*storms out of post*
*plan starts to form in mind*
I Need flour...and balloons
*evil chuckle*
*curious*
*turns back to Taylor* I think a very little bit got on your chest when she ran with the marker. Don't worry. I've got it totally covered.
LOL
*produces hose from nowhere and soaks both wolves with Vampire-scented water*
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW??!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!
LMAO!!!
*Turns to Jake* There is NO possible way they're going to let you back into LaPush smelling like THAT!
*grabs his hand and pulls him toward shower*
*grins at SpankMe* Later..
*screams in despair*
NO!!!! THIS IS NOT HOW IT SHOULD BE!!! DIE, JACOB, DIE!!!
*turns pyschotic and jumps on Jacob*
*Bites Jacob and watches in satisfaction as he starts convulsing*
HHHAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mr.Darcy
*sets watch*
*goes to shear nice little plant near Taylor*
lol
Back to the plan where I bring him to you. LOL
Wonder what he's doing in Canada? The louder I call for him, the further away he goes. :0(
If he could just fly on over to NY, that would make both of our jobs a LOT easier. LOL
Yes, we must immediately get on this plan...
Perhaps you should stop calling for him. If he ends up stranded in the Sahara Desert, you know who I'm going to blame..
*glares at RISMR, then light bulb goes on*
But then again.. if he is, you and I could grab some camels, go find him, give him water and then he'll owe me forever for saving his life- after I drag his exhuasted body for miles across the desert, shield him from suffocating in a sudden sandstorm, use my dagger to protect him from desert raiders (at this point he will be reenergized and we can fight together) and we make our way back to civilization..
*begins sobbing* this is such a beautiful plan.. Call for him RISMR.. Call for Him.
*starts packing camels now* Perhaps if I call to Rob he will start running with Taylor so there is something in it for you too.
lol
yaaaaay it's 4TW!! I knew I'd find you on a Taylor post *winks*
eek! don't blame me if he ends up in the Sahara! *reads rest of message*
Oh, wait. It's good if he ends up in the Sahara, because then you'd save him and he'd love you forever??
ON IT
Here, Taylor Taylor Taylor *claps 3 times, as if calling for a snipe* Here, Taylor Taylor Taylor
*giggles*
hmm.. I actually have quite the elaborate plan for Rob- but he's never in one place long enough for this plan to work! LOL
No wonder he is running as far away from you as possible. You are calling my wolf as if he were a common dog. That is just .. just.. disrespectful!!
*SLAP*
Watch how you speak to the wolf. *GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL* Have a little respect for the animal that could rip your love interest to shreds and pick up and toss a motorcycle with 3 fingers..
Sorry? Excuse me? Oh.. you are right.. yes yes..I did just tell you to call him.. Yes, I will retract my claws.. So embarassed, really. I just get a little temperamental, that's all.
So..uh.. do you need any help with your Rob plan??? Clue me in. .I love a good plot.
lol
holy moly, I thought there was going to be war there for a second! *wink*
I'm not sure how else to call for him, but I'll work on it. I forget about the temper the wolf girls have! *waves white flag* Truce, truce darling!
Ok, ready for the Rob plan??
I will build up a jogging routine wherever he lives, and run by there twice a day (just exercising, of course).
once he notices me, I have two different plans:
a) have a dog with me, and then my puppy gets loose and jumps right into Rob's arms. "oh, sorry sir, my silly dog ran off" -- "that's ok, want to come in for tea" and then he proposes
b) I will trip and fall. Rob will see me and offer a first aid kit. and then he proposes.
what?? a girl can dream, can't she??
However.. I .. I think the proposal part is coming just a tad quickly..
Perhaps you could go with plan B.. and call me. I will pretend to be a medical professional and will diagnose that you have completely ruptured a ligament and simply must not be moved to a different location for a few days. That will give you 3 more days to develop a beautiful relationship and THEN when you are healed and he realizes his life will be empty without you.. he can propose.
LOL
Anything I missed?
Sister! Everybody knows it takes AT LEAST 4 days to fall in love...Gawd!
Light dawns within 4tw's brain..
Well, that's what I've been doing wrong all along!!
*packs bags and stomps back to Jacob Black's house*
"Hi, Billy. How are you? Heard you could use some kitchen help? Yes, yes, no problem.. I'm surprisingly available for 4 whole days..yes.. it's amazing.. "
lol
Jacob was always out and then by the 4th when we were bending over to get the cake out of the overn Billy slapped our *cough*...you know...
You dropped the cake on him and I started crying. You had to grab me by the wrist and we run for our dear lives before Billy imprinted on us!
LOL
Oh, PIMSY.. I'm so glad you were there to run with me.. I wouldn't have wanted anyone else.. except maybe Jake or old enough Seth.. *bones start going liquid*
I'm sorry, PIMSY.. I didn't mean it like that..
Well, wouldn't you choose them over me, too???
Hey.... wanna attack attack Taylor in the street with me and start screaming. "Stop denying you're really Jacob Black. We know who you REALLY ARE!!!"??
That would create news.
LOL LOL
*giggles*
Yes! Lets do that! We should also drag him to the airport and tell him he needs to go back to Forks, where he belongs!
LOL
Oh my goodness PIMSY.. I adore you.. how can you think that I love Effing_ . WAIT A MINUTE. THIS?? THIS jealous little fit is from the girl that calls Effing her bff while I am just one of many little stalkees??
HOw could you PIMSY? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!
*turns around to stomp off, thoroughly enraged!!*
*wait a minute*
*turns around*
That IS a good idea. We could keep repeating. "Why are you fighting this? Sam NEEDS you!"
lol
Your not my BFF cuz your my sister! We are more than friends! We are a pack! Our minds are connected in ways no one could understand! You think, I speak! (LOL)
*hears 4tw say Sam NEEDS you*
Uh, ok... Where should I meet him? *makes a knot on t-shirt*
Hey, Effing over there didn't like my Efron plan...
I meant that we are trying to convince TAYLOR that he is just Jacob Black PRETENDING to be an actor named Taylor and that he must come with us because SAM is calling.
Sam doesn't want you..just now!!! (maybe later, though)
LOL
and of course Effing_ hates your plan. It would require us to remove Zach from her lovin' arms for a while.
LOL LOL LOL
*eyes glaze over in tears*
or maybe we just won't have a computer.
ok, plan B it is, and Dr. 4TW comes to the rescue!
*gushes*
and PIMS is right, i suppose it takes 4 days to fall in love and get the proposal
*high fives PIMS*
you girls rock.
Go ahead girl.. my phone is on.. here is the number... insist that Rob call me and NOT the hospital..
*grins and hides behind bushes*
I will help you hide your sordid fan-girl past later.. concentrate on looking injured now.
Thank you so very much, Mr. Darcy. It had been a while so I was just checking that it still worked.
You have completely solidifed my already-almost-rock solid confidence in your being not only impeccably well-mannered, but mystifyably able to appear on call no matter how low the volume. (If I just THINK your name next time will you appear? Hmm...)
My sincere apologies for calling you away from your business on such a trivial matter.
If I am annoying you, please feel free to politely tell me so and I will immediately squelch the almost overwhelming temptation to conjure you up for my own amazement.
lol
Morning sister with the smoking body!
*hands 4tw a cup of coffee*
*clocks in for patrol*
So update me! Any vamp attacks?
*Looks over at Mr Darcy drinking tea and eating crackers*
*Head snaps back at 4tw*
Why are you calling Mr. Darcy here for nothing? Don't you know the story of the boy who cried wolf? Mr Darcy is our secret weapon on the vamps, we can't expose him like this! We need him when things get out of hand, then he can appear and dazzle the vamps with his proper manner and language.
Are you yelling at me, PIMSY.. Ok.. I'm so sorry.. I will stop immediately. I solemnly vow not to conjure him up any longer, if I must do that to please you.. Downs coffee..
OUCH!! Uh-OH. I don't do caffeine.
*starts twitching uncontrollably.. ok, ok. ok.. oh I know.. *wicked gleam* I'll just go bother Sam now that I'm smoking hot..
*whispers quietly*
Sam..
*waits and waits*
*depressed*
This isn't the same. Fine.. I'm gonna go shred someone. I'll be back when I've drawn blood.
*glowers at PIMSY*
lol
*sighs* 4tw! You know I love you! I yell at you with love! *smiles sweatly*
*watches as 4tw twitches uncontrollably*
Uh, 4tw, that was decaf...
*holds back giggles*
*hears Mr. Darcy taking out extra cups and saucer*
4tw, lets have breakfast and then we can go draw some vamp blood...*winks at 4tw*
*waits for ideas*
lol
I was thinking maybe we can dress as vamps, sparkle some glitter and then go dry hump Zac Efron. That would get the vamps stirred up!
Or…
We could go crash that NY vamp convention wearing our “Wolves are HOT, Vamps are NOT” and hopefully cause some vamp girl to attack us! TWP can bring the camera and we can send the tape to the local news station!
What do you think? In both scenarios we will be attacked so we can justify all the vamp blood as a result of self defense!
*giggles in excitement*
Yes, Effronwould be so so yummy . LOL LOL LOL
But we'll need Darcy to bail us out for public uh displays of whatever.. perhaps the convention would be a better option.
We could sit different places and howl in surround sound. LOL
This is where we need KOG. or Mr. Darcy's influence..
LOL
WHAT?!?!?!
did you just say "dry hump Efron"
**reads comment again to be sure**
OMG!!
**starts to puke violently**
**slaps BFF**
WTF is wrong with you?!?!?!? Nothing is worth putting yourself thru that torture....
**shudders at thought**
omg...gross...
BFF!! *hugs* It worked you see! You are completely outraged by the thought of someone dry humping Efron! LOL
*turns to face 4tw*
4tw, I think that settles it then! Lets but the plan into action! Vamps will go nuts! Maybe I should wear a t-shirt that say "I'm Effing" and you should wear "I'm Sparky"...that would make the news!
LOL
oh, is THAT how you wanna play it??
Fine!!
**goes to get Sparkly, my wolf costumes and "I heart Pattinson" posters**
now...do you think I should put "Patience", "PIMSY" or "BFF" on one of the wolf-girl costumes?? Hmm...I may have to work on claws...no worries, I can get fake ones...
I think I will just put your avatar pics on some shirts and wear them over the costumes while holding the posters, that way nobody will get confused about who it is....
**wondering what else I can do to proclaim the love that the wolves have for Pattinson**
Oh, I know!!
**goes into disqus and pulls up every Pattinson-love-fest conversation I have had with the closeted Pattinson loving wolf girls**
I shall print these out and add them to my posters...
lol
*WOW, Efron really does have an affect on her*
*Hm, maybe repressed feelings*
*Sees Effing printing old conversations*
BFF! *grabs Effing by shoulders*
It was a joke! I would never do that to you... See how far I need to go to get your attention. You're just so busy lately...
*smiles and hands BFF a stuffed Unicorn*
I made that at Build a Bear and named it Robert.
*hands certificate to BFF*
Forgive me? *hopeful smile*
*Effing stares at stuffed Unicorn*
*printer still printing*
Ooooohhhhh...my own Pattinson unicorn....Sweet! and its own certificate...
**looks at 4tW warily**
hmmm....okay....I guess...
**cancels printing and shreds papers**
**hugs my new favorite pet**
Gosh, I can't believe you made this or me....and I didn't get you anything.....
**goes off to search for perfect gift for 4tW**
*Why does she keep calling me 4tw?*
*looks down at knoted t-shirt and short skirt*
*I guess it's easy to confuse the both of us*
*watches as BFF runs to buy something for 4tw*
*teary eye*
*low voice*
I'm just another wolf to her, just another wolf...
**reads my comment**
Oh SH*T!!!
I am sorry!! My coffee aparently has not kicked in yet!!
LOL
You are not just another wolf to me...I share my shrines with you...that is something that no store-bought present can replace. I have special things for all my favorite people....I have to give everybody something different to make them feel special. ....um, I just sounded like a cyber-slut. LMAO
*low voice*
When everybody is special, no one is!
*runs, crying towards 4tw and hugs 4tw*
*talks to low for BFF to hear*
*points in BFF's direction*
*4tw's nostrils flare as 4tw glares at BFF*
**calls to her in the distance**
Well, I guess you don't want this then??
**holds up Taylor/BFF shrine that I made for my BFF**
look....I copied your face here beside his..you make a cute couple...
**sees 4tW glaring**
....you just calm down...
**throws another tube of lip-gloss at 4tW**
**looks back to BFF**
Well, you want it or not?!?
**holding out shrine**
**watches BFF try to make her decision**
....unless it wold make you NOT feel special, then I can just throw it away....
**goes to throw shrine in the trash can**
Noooooooo! I want it! I want it!
*grabs shrine from BFF's hand*
*shy smile*
Thank you! I love it!
*hugs BFF*
So, whats going on with NMM? No new posts since Saturday...
*one hand on hip, looking around*
I am waiting impatiently for fresh news...At least twitter is keeping me occupied. LOL
Maybe this is a message. Maybe there will be no more NMM! Maybe its a conspiracy for us to get a life!
*hands on mouth*
LOL
DO NOT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Geeze...WTF is wrong with you today?!?!?
lol
*PIMSY.. what are you wearing???
LOL.. HUNTING? Cause I have been hunting for reply boxes the last hour.
On your hugging convo..
(Brazilian. *rolls eyes* nice excuse. I should try that one. Or maybe something more within my personality, like "Oh,Mr. Darcy. I went to hit you and I slipped" Nope. Not so cool. Dang..
LOL
Anyway because I love you PIMSY, I will give you the 5 pt. bonus answer if you'd like. It is in "What a girl wants with Amanda Bynes. The grandmother says the "We're British. We only hug horses and dogs" line.. and there's a really cute boy in there with dark hair. .. not that that matters. LOL
Sshhh! Keep it down! I just wanted to feel Mr. Darcy's muscles...He is always so covered...I couldn't resist! LOL
It was very nice...plus he smells divine!
5 pts? Who wants 5 pts? I want Jake :P
That is so unfair..
I'm so jealous.
Here, hand me a Brazilian flag and teach me a phrase or two in Portugese, so I can be fresh too.
lol
*takes out extra cups and saucers for Patience and 4TW*
Would either of you care for a cup?
Thank you so much.. this is ..
*squeezes cup too hard and it shatters*
I'm sorry.. wolves and fine porcelain don't mix.
*looks apologetically at Mr.Darcy and holds out broken shards*
Super glue? I'll fix it, I promise.
Think nothing of it. I have plenty.
Excellent! I will have to drink it quickly however, I am in the midst of 2 different plots to create news. It involves me acting completely insane, attacking Taylor, screaming, "Jacob Black.. stop pretending you're an actor named Taylor!!" and pitting Rob against Zach Effron in an attempt to make ppl faint and gain Zach for BD the musical version involving major dance numbers..
I am forewarning you, because these type of things, although remarkably fun on my part, generally end up in me nearly escaping with my life OR ending up in jail for short stints..
I was hoping that if the latter happened, you could assist in moving the necessary authorities to let me go..
lol
Pemberley are at your disposal.
*grins wickedly*
I have a feeling a whole lot of us may be needing a bail-out..
LOL
*grabs anti-vamp equipment and shirts* and leaves. I will dispatch a post to you immediately, should it get ugly.
lol
OMG! The thought of YOU trying to have tea and a civilized conversation, that is friggin hilarious!!
**tears streaming out of eyes from laughter**
LOL
Oh, sorry Mr. Darcy.. (dang, 3rd one today)
What are you trying to say ,that I'm not ladylike?
*jumps on Effing_ and starts beating her shoulder*
Take it back! I am totally sophisticated!!
lol
you know...that is the same shoulder you bruised not too long ago...
**turns head to look at 4tW**
trying to "hurt" me again, by giving me another love-tap bruise?!?
And, yes, you are totally sophisticated. I don't know why I didn't see it earlier. Only completely sophisticated and well-mannered women break dishes, jump on peoples backs, and carry daggers strapped to their legs...What ever was I thinking...
**smirks at 4tw**
...I take it back...you are the epitemy of sophistication...
**looks up definition of "Delusional" in dictionary**
oh. look....there you are again!!!
LOL
I um..
*smart enough to realize has nothing to say, considering there are 700 odd witnesses*
*Rips dress off, revealing low rise jeans, too-tight tank top and a gun strapped to waist*
*GRWLLLLLLLLLLLLL*
*stuffs shredded dress in dumpster and stomps off angrily*
*stops*
*wheels back, stares Effing_ right in eye and very very gently hands Mr. Darcy the cup*
"My humblest apologies on my display of ill-breeding. This girl tends to bring out the worst in me.. I can assure you quite fervently that I will avoid such a display of temperament and public clothes-shredding in the future. The tea was lovely. Good bye."
See, I can speak very very nicely..
Now I'm off to *checks to make sure Mr. D isn't listening*
seduce the heck out of a wolf..
*saunters off*
**sees something on the floor**
OH!!
WAIT!!
**picks it up**
you forgot this!!
**throws lip gloss at 4tW, hitting her in the head**
oh, sorry....I hit you in the head alot - um...sorry about that, it was an accident, honest...
lol
*SMACK* I mean. I would have introduced you politely if you would have stopped smacking me with lip gloss tubes long enough! Really, I WOULD have.
AND..
last time he was in the area you were too busy pelting me with rocks..
*scrolling down*
And see.. he stuck up for me.. he said that I'm well-read...hm.. well. um.. that means something very nice. *gets all softy-eyed*
So there,I'm not a complete loss!
LOL
And, you should know by now that I blame you for everything!!
I had hope for Mr. Darcy, but since he did call you nice things, I am starting to wonder about his mental stability...
LOL
I am nice.. I just show it to you in different ways on the rare occasion that I choose to. I mean, I can't very well just walk up to a guy and punch him, right? That would just be..hmmmmmmmmmm*bursts into a fit of giggles imagining Mr. Darcy's face if 4tw would just appear out of the blue and punch him hard*
Ok. I'm sorry, Let me get ahold of myself. He is such a gentleman that if I smacked him, I don't think he would hit back and therefore it would not be a fair fight. Whereas you are just far too much fun to not hit.
*claps hands over mouth* I .. I meant fun in a totally negative way, mind you.
And that's right, I did tell on you, didn't I? So, tellling is a bit like introducing..
Oh, and since you're here.
*WHAM!!!*
*smacks Effing_ with Complete Works of Oscar Wilde and suanters off calling over shoulder.
"Mr. Darcy inspired me to do that. He's really not a very good influence, you know"
ROTFL.......
**glares at 4tW**
Anyways...nice to meet you, I am Patience's BFF and 4tW's stalker...
Oh, and I am also a vampire/wolf fence jumper - I actually have my own key to the gate.
The pack girls don't like it when I cross to the warm side of the fence, but I don't really care.
**shrugs**
....guess I am just considerate thay way...
LOL
Though I can't say that I see 4tW's involvement in the delay.
*quizzical look*
I think I have caught a couple snippets of your "chats" with
Patience...er...and...um..."discussions" with 4tW.
(Let us call "discussions" "chats" that require a helmet.)
I am fully aware that asking a cessation of missile barrages would be like
encouraging dear Bingley not to be in such a rage to approve of everyone he
meets; so I'll not venture that, but I dare say that if given opportunity
you would be pleasantly surprised at the poise 4tW can display. She is
certainly a very well-read lady, whatever her affinity for porcelain may be.
I look forward to conversing with you further, and perhaps even little
"chats" of our own. :)
And don't worry my opinion as far as Effing's comments go, the duality of being a Bunburyist has a certain appeal that even I appreciate.
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*stops, confused*
A Bunburyist??? ROTFL..what is THAT???
LOL
I shall attempt to track it down..
Ooh, furry guy headed this way? *jumps up and down, delighted. I shall let PIMSY know immediately*
lol
(Colin Firth, Rupert Everett, Reese Witherspoon, and Dame Judi Dench did a
great film of it, you'd enjoy it.)
Let me grab a copy to reread..
*checks it out* This is rather small. I generally try to carry things that double as weapons.
*checks shelves* Perhaps a "Collected Works of Oscar Wilde"
*lugs out heavy volume*
*grins wickedly*
Yes, this should do very very nicely.
*sing song voice* OH, Effing_____. Um.. there's a nice wolf right on the treaty line over here.. *hold book ready*
LOL
*PIMSY receives a mental message that a shaggy someone is headed this way*
*PIMSY checks if knot on t-shirt is secure and short skirt is short enough*
lol
*Proceeds to patrol the area*
*blushes*
Mr. Darcy, please do not think less of me (more than you probably do already). This is a wolf tactic to lure wolf men over here... 4tw bought me this skirt.
the given situation, and this particular one would, I imagine, call for
something a little more, relaxed shall we say. If you intended a woodland
romp in a dress from Ann Taylor and a strand of pearls I would probably be
more concerned.
You know how to make a wolf girl feel good about herself :)
And yes! This scandalous skirt is appropriate for the given situation...I'm on patrol, and I take my job seriously! I can't be running around in pearls! I have no time for that!
lol
*startled by sudden wave of appreciation*
I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses.
*thinks about that statement for a moment*
Oh, good point
*returns hug*
(high fives for anyone able to pick up the hidden Colin Firth movie
reference)
Mr. Darcy! Cracking jokes!! lol! Good one!
*giggles and steps back* Sorry, I'm brazilian...we show lots of affection!
record.
worry about calling me for, as you say, trivial matters. The compliment you
pay me is certainly reason enough.
Truthfully I was thinking of how empty that designated two minutes of my day would be and was considering impaling myself on my own claws if you would have told me to go away and annoy Wickham instead.
*sticks tongue out at PIMSY* Ha Ha.. see?? He told me to..
*breaks off as she notes Mr. Darcy staring in shock and astonishment at this gross display of ill-breeding*
*puts tongue back in mouth* I'm ever so sorry.. *shifts uncomfortably* Mr. Collins was over yesterday and 5 hours spent with him truly brings out the worst in me...
Ughh!
lol
You poor thing. Quite frankly I find the whole of the Rosings estate to
bring out ungentlemanly or unladylike tendencies in the best of persons.
*Thinks of presumptuousness and condescension of Lady Catherine*
Insufferable
And though I am wont to publicly disgrace any man, how Mr. Collins'
parishioners can endure an entire service without throwing themselves from
the uppermost windows is simply beyond me.
Mr.and Mrs. Lucas are very concerned as they were set upon her marrying well and now she just keeps saying that being an old maid is fine with her, and if they would excuse her, she feels like taking a turn about the forest for her health and refreshment.
So... Mr. Collins insists upon paying his respects here rather too frequently.
*light bulb*
Wait a minute.. he's rather pasty from sitting indoors at Rosings.. Perhaps if we spray him with glitter a vamp girl will take him off our hands..
"Oh LYDIA.. may I borrow your..."
LOL
I am not part of your pack but I believe the reference refers to:
the art of inventing a friend whose troubles are so compelling that nobody will question the need to visit that friend at short notice, and for any length of time. The art of Bunburying, when perfected, can enable a person to follow their whims without fear of backlash from meddlesome friends and precarious family obligations.
about my offer a little while ago during my conversation with Patience I was
actually referring to the "I'm British, we only show affection to dogs and
horses" That reference is still up for grabs. But, wow, great work
grabbing the Bunburying reference.
*hi-5*
And, pack or not, you are always welcome to participate.
Apologies Mr Darcy my computer has gone mad posting the reply somewhere else.
I believe the quote 'No hugs, dear. I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses.'
is from What A Girl Wants. I saw the movie cute Colin is just dreamy. The film is a little popish
Thank you for the honour of following me.
*returning High5*
TAYCOB FOREVS
*remembers TSH's warning*
Dammit!! Hmm....until next time!!!!
careful now...
we have to approach when no one is looking!
*wink*
Take your pick, darlin'!! Rob is over there. This is a Taylor post if you didn't want to see him why stop by?
P.S. NOW the vamp girls know how we wolf girls feel about lack of news!!
Well said.
I can't believe Rob gets ALLL the news and someone actually has the nerve to complain about some long awaited Taylor news?
Slow......................
I wonder if Taylor has a stylist?
I doubt Rob does, Kristen does, not sure about the others.
My brothers older than Taylor but he still hasn't worked out the art of dressing himself.
Thanks I thought I was missing out on something with hsm, not knowing. I really Really don't need to know
Geez what are these people doing on this site????
It's even slower than yesterday on here
I've posted a prayer, offered money, begged, offered up an Edward poster as a sacrifice to the Twigods & still nothing.
I hope we're not still commenting on this post tomorrow...
I fear it's going to collapse..... I can't believe there are no new.
Well A++ for effort but it looks like nothing works, I'm starting to think we are going to have to start creating news bulletins...... the smuttier & funnier the better! LMAO
They can't blame us if we end up getting into mischief...
**points to NMM.org**
"You've bought this on yourself damn you...."
Damn it this is excruciating!
waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*trowing toys around*
I want some news - even fake one - I want Rob Damn it man you can't raise expectations the way you've been doing leave me here like this finish the job you started. Bloody tease!!!!!!!! lol
hey I am reaching desperation, maybe it will work........ ;-0
LMAO
Yes Taylor is the perfect Jacob Black.
I'm so freaking glad Steven Strait didn't get the role....
:)
I NEED A NEW POST!!!!!!!!
* Starts hyperventilating*
Had to pop out shopping. Apparently theres no food in the house, like I haven't got anything better to do than feed them. Jeez, next they'll be wanting clean clothes.
Where did Rob go?
*starts rocking back and forth*
I mean, okay, I like Rob, but Taylor is just all around better looking. I don't get what some people are thinking.........
for me he has tooo short legs and tooo big nose lol and his eyes um
I just think Taylor is much better looking! But, of course, I mean, I understand why everyone likes Rob!
To each his (or well her, in my case) own I guess :)
Who need three cute boys, when You can have one that's hotter then all of them combined?
well a girl can dream!
but no just by bringing him to stage woud be enough to make anybody notice JB and imagine if he appears shirtless!!!
Taylor... looking like a cutie pie... he's smokin' hot and yet so adorable at the same time!!!
I wanna watch those awards... woohoo... where are the pack girls? Hmm... haha... they'll come running in no time =)
*looking around*
LOL!
"It was ME... it was ME... I cried WOLF MAN" LOL... the loyal Howlie Dork couldn't miss it!!! buahah!
*clapping hands and jumping up and down*
Yay!!! *squealing in very high pitch*
Wow! If I had thought I would be seeing this tonight I would have skipped the glass of wine... his eyes are intoxicating enough!!
*swoon*
*Putting hands over ears due to Howlie's pitchy squeals*
LOL... don't slur on me now, haha... we don't want to have to call the paramedics on you... be careful now... LOL!!
I am perfectly ok!!
*hic* Honestly! *hic*
*drooling on Tay's pic and his wolfy smile*
My Precioussssssss come to Howlie!!
*hic* Why are you looking at me strangely Ceci??
LOL!!
*Looks warily at Howlie*
Hmm... I think somebody needs to go 'Nite Nite' and take a cold shower... or is it, take a cold shower and THEN go 'nite nite?' Eh... whatever... your intoxicated bootie won't get it straight anyways... buahaha... stop w/ the wine and looking @ Taylor at the same time... lol... it's causing all those hiccups... *shakes head* haha!
Howzzat for a plan?!?!?
Oh and thx for not replying to those comments... I really appreciate you staying away from "trouble" haha! Thx!
Yes I ignored them coz they took the energy out of me needlessly. I could be doing much better thing with my energy like drool, sigh and giggle thinking abt Tay and talk to awesome girls like you!
Well I can do other things too but then it would have to be classified under "unmentionables"
LMAO!!
Aww.. and you're an amazing chick too... hehe!! I have a new fam thx to this site ;-)
And now I have Tay to drool over...I'm hoping looking at him well help get rid of the migraine I have...I might have to get Carlisle to help me out ;D
Hu! So you mean that you were eye-cheating on your Taylor, ey? Hmm... NO wonder you were no where to be found on the Taylor post... lol!! Were any of those men at least worth it? Haha... I hope you enjoyed yourself ;-)
Talking about headaches... uggg... I think I will have to paige Dr. Sexy Cullen if you don't... I'm dying over here!! He's sure to be of great help HAHA!
Did your headache go? Mine is kind of gone this morning, but I might have to have another early night I think :-(
Awww your comments are always worthy.... especially on your pack posts... never doubt that!!!! Huh!! I thought there would be some news right now and I was hurrying up the computer to turn on so I could get my fix... but NOTHING... and it's 11:41 in the morning over here in Cali... hm there's usually something new!! I guess we'll just have to wait!!
Yes!! My headache thanfully went away... I had to take some pills... it was horrible! I couldn't keep my head up from how bad it hurt... aww I'm glad yours is gone too... I guess there's no need for Dr. Sexy Cullen is it? *Damn*
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
I seriously hope your okay Will.
*starting to hyperventilate*
quick someone hand me a paper baaaaag....*faints and hits the floor*
NMM.org- I'm leaving you. Its not me, its you.
When I come back I want to see a SIGNED doctors note....
I'm going to sulk & read fanfic till 3am. Goodbye.
NMM.org I expected more from you than this.....
*shakes head in disappointment*
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
*starts to breathe hard*
what did I do with that paper bag?!?
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
*shakes head* I don't recognise myself anymore!
Rob, look at what you've done to me?!
Geez, what did I ever do to you?? LOL
My bad.
Ha
(;
as if we didn't know!
LMAO
LOL
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/12787126...
Taylors so amazing
*Lowers head in shame and guilt*
Oops... did I say that oud loud?
You better watch out!! LOL
I hate Sundays and today is officially the first day of summer..
Maybe NMN adminstrators started their vacation and I think this drought will be more frequent from now on..
I hate summer!!!
Not even one tiny little new post???Come on!
There's some new gossip videos out, plus there was a video of fan girls screaming at Rob, plus the link to watch the Much Music Awards live.
I think they may just be busy.
maybe they're celebrating their fathers :D
:)
but anyway...there are like almost 1000 comments now....
Because he's worth it..... (L'Oréal)
yes yes he totally is...
Thank god for fanfic pimps on this site!
You know who you are..........
Good luck with your writing.
I was going to find something else to do but I'm struggling to remember what it was I did before i came here..........
And thanks.. it's going rather well, surprisingly (no mental blocks yet) haha.
LoL I know.. I probably got more exercise and got more stuff done before this site. ;)
*runs to count down the days*
J/K
but maybe not........
Although, I guess that's good. Poor Rob already has to go through it. I don't want Taylor to have to experience it too!
Back off crazy girls! No frizzy haired loon jumping on him, sticking notes to a random car outside of the hotel, or chasing him into the street. Lookey lookey but no touchy touchy.
*calls up my pack girls* We got him to ourselves! Get up here!
Heya there Paul! You howled???
I am here.. *rolling up sleeves and readies the cricket bat*
Now which frizzy haired chick were you talking abt TWP???
*puts on ninja gear* She's stealthy so be on the look out.
(In case you (not you Howly) were slapped with the non humor stick...I am joking. I do not know the girl.)
Ok, who's causing problems here?!
*Flutters eyes at Taylor as I push random girl out the way*
Nice try though.
Maybe next time.
;)
BUSTED!!!
Stay away from him! Don't even about it...
LOL
PS: *pssst* Conditioner helps with the frizziness;P
Are you sure you're on the right site cos we certainly DO NOT worship Barbie Boys!!
huh what is hsm?
*embarrassed by lack of knowledge*
x
I keep thinking he reached the limit ( ahm, tux Tay? *melt*) and BAM! even hotter version of him proves me wrong.
You totally rock Taylor, and I don't mean your hoddie only :)
Every...single...piece of you...makes...me...go...crazy.
TEAM JACOB...BECAUSE HELL YEAH, WE CAN TAKE THE HEAT!
I know I knOw just when yOu think he can't be mOre gorgeous, but *baaaam* he appears whit a CK tux!!! and knOw this!!
People sometimes try to say that he still looks to young to be Jake and that he is still too little to play Jake, and I just gotta' wonder where the HECK there eyes are! Is there any way possible that they are seeing the same Taylor Lautner as me?? No friggin' way.
He is nowhere near 6'7", that's true, but NONE of the Wolfpack are near as tall as SM describes them in New Moon. It would be dang near impossible to find 5 Native guys that are good actors, gorgeous (obvious requirement!) and over 6'2" tall. I think Chaske is probably the tallest, but he is around 6' 1" or 6'2". They all have to be CGI'd into their tallness.
And yes, Taylor's face does not look 25, but his body DOES. They way I read New Moon, Jake is supposed to physically look in his 20's, that does not mean his face is going to have to look as old as 25. His face still has an innocence to it.
Taylor is the PERFECT Jacob Black, and these FEW haters better lay off my boy!
But even more important than the body is the fact that he IS Jacob. He has this warm and friendly aura that instantly makes you feel happy and safe. I mean he didn't have to take off his shirt to convince me.
He had me after his first smile and the "Hi. I'm Jacob"
And I have so much respect for what he achieved within that year. He looks like the older brother of his Twilight-self.
One person I was "discussing" this with said that the only reason that I was defending him was because I was letting "my lust for him" cloud my opinion of him. Puleez...
Little did she know that I am old enough to be his mother. I would never actually do anything in that way with Taylor. (Now, if I were still 16, I would be all over him! He would have been the absolute perfect guy for me! However, that 16 year old still lives inside of me, and can't help seeing a beautiful, gorgeous guy inside and out when she sees it! God made me older and married, not blind, but I would never actually "be with him" in that way.)
Her insistence regarding my "lust" was a little insulting, since she does not personally know me.
The main reason I love Taylor soo much is his personality. He is Jacob personified. He is so sunshiney and outgoing and lovable it is amazing. All of the cast loves him and were rooting for him for this same reason, not just because he is gorgeous.
That Michael Poupon guy (or whatever is stupid name is) is pretty dang hot on the outside, but on the inside is a total stuck up jerk! For him to promote himself so much, knowing that Taylor was fighting to keep his role was just disgusting. I would have seriously considered not seeing New Moon if they would have replaced Taylor with him. He would have absolutely ruined it.
Anyway... We wolfgirls have to stick together and defend our Pack, especially our Alpha wolf Jacob Black!!! Keepup the good work, ladies! This Pack mom is with you!!!
He was as dressed and covered as he possibly could have been, and nowhere near as buffed as he is now, but still I couldn't stand the thought of our sweet Taylor being replaced.
The day Taylor Lautner was born, was the day our Jacob jumped straight from the saga-pages into reality.
He's adorable and great and this Michael-WHOCARES-Copon neither was a match nor an acceptable substitute for him.
I guess smart minds think alike, right wolfgirl?
(holds up hand, blonde ponytail bobbing happily)
LOL..
I know lust is not evrything...and it is deffinetly not the main reason why we stand by Taylor(well I'm about his age I'm 16) and I really like him come on he is hot!!! but that is not why I love him he is amzing his personality, how warm and friendly he express himself in interviews and everything!!! he is so Jacob all him, his personallity!
You are a very mature and smart young lady to see his beautifulness inside and not just outside
He is so downearth, despite the fame that twilight brougth to him! Another guy could just lost the floor, but he didn't and here he is... he continues being that sweet guy!!
Micheal Poupon. I think that might be grey poupon you're thinking of. lol
I, too, am old enough to be Taylor's mom. So, while I don't daydream about him like I do about Rob, I still think he's great as Jacob and would have been very upset if they had recast someone else. He has personality oozing out of him and his physical transformation in the past few months shows amazing dedication.
In my opinion his last name should have been
"Not-an-option"!
I usually don' t hate on people, but I'm sorry, he deserves it.
I think you said it best for all the fans that love Taylor and the character Jacob.
And this Packmom is there too!! I am not quite old enough to be his mom either but I am close enough. LOL
He just lets off that adorable, goofy, but incredibly handsomely good looking, best friend yet almost-lover vibe.
Taylor makes a GREAT Jacob!
NOone cOuld ever be jacOb more than Tayor he is perfeCt!!!
And as you I really respect him, and I respect and admire how muCh he work and how many effort he put to keep jacOb roll!!
He seems so adorable oo you gotta love him
I just don't know how he doe that, I mean he looks great with everything, he can just be with pants, shorts, black leather jaCket, tux, *shirtless*, and he look absoloutly gorgeos!!
I don't know how the girls in the cast and crew could hold themselves when filming Taylor shirtless scences! I know I never could hold myself!!
ancha I know what yOu mean...I don't know why people kept saying that, taylor is exactly what I picture Jacob (maybe a little hotter) but he is Jacob, he was born to be Jacob!
I can picture the scene: Taylor shows up on the Eclipse set, takes off his shirt and smiles in to the camera once,
BOOM there goes the camera,
MELT there goes the cast and crew and
POOF there goes Taylor.
LOL
He is just too gorgeous to go up in a POOF...
Much better if he would explode (as in "explodes into a wolf...")
*hotflashes* OMG OMG!!
I almost fainted looking at his wolfy eyes!!!
*swoon*
How the hell does he do that?
Walking down a street, wearing casual clothes and then KABOOM the killer-smile...and I have one more reason to be on his team.
*looking at Nikki incredulously*
*hic* sorry!!
of course I need reason! But this pic is only one more on the endless list of reasons I already have, I'm not on his team for nothing... He's gorgeous, awesome, hot, sexy, determined, skilled, modest, kind, polite, talented, funny...and the possibly bestest Jacob we could have asked for.
There's no one else who could have given us what he did on screen...Taylor, and none other than.
Question! Is 22 too old to be crushing on a 17 year old? I've been debating on whether or not to use the shirtless Jacob pic as my wallpaper!
And I am 25 so no worries from that point of view.... and I think if the studio and Taylor, himself, is willing to pose for those pics then it is okay to have them posted on your computer.. just my opinion
I mean we will all be seeing more of him in the upcoming movies.. :P
"Does my half naked body bother you?"
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/
Very cool scene where it looks like he's being arrested! Yes, finally Rob!!
He is rocking the baseball hat, I`m liking it!
yum!
He stopped the news flow.
All his fault :l
shoo...i give up. at least i got 1000th.
*knocks on the computer screen*
HELLLLOOOO rob? you there?
*defeaning silence*
patty? thomas? robert? bert? claudia?
*sigh*
no such luck.
*looks at taylor's cheesy grin*
grrrr.
Like no ending....no I'm going to be on vacation for a few weeks..no NOTHING!
if i do, i think i might snap.....
**takes deep calming breaths**
after 8 hours
and I still seeing Taylor!!
He is cute and hot but I need
some NEW news!!
):
What is wrong!!! I agree that taylor is a total hottie! but...come on!!!!!!
I'm dying over here!!!
some sleep, maybe after 8 hrs occurs
a miracle. the time here is 8:17pm
so maybe in the next 5 hours
before I'll go to sleep a New post
arrive.
I THINK NNM.ORG ARE TAKIN A VACATION CAUSE DEY WD AVE POSTED DIS ERE...Y AVENT DEY..
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
See's wolfi's post
*starts to get color back*
MMmmmmm Rob!!
Im in love with that man
andd <3 the Yankee cap
thanks!
the result of bored NMM.org'ers, I love it.
You all know what this means, though, right? Next time we log on, there will be a billion new stories, and we are going to be up to our eyeballs trying to sift through all of them!
:0)
I have been checking this site like crazy!!
( i feel stupid 4 saying that!)
*feels tears start to well up*
Well done girl!
Wish there wasn't more than that though :-(
lmao.
**watches in horror as computer hits the ground**
LMAO!!
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great pic and all but old news!
ps: slooow news day
In conjunction with your good news, I got a promotion 2 weeks ago- which also proves we can do our jobs AND be chatting on this site all day. Weird how that works, right? LOL
this has been the first post for a long time.
sad day.
I need my nm fix, I'm already starting to go through withdrawl. haha.
My guess is that all the stars and all the fans (except the ones that stay true to this site), the paps and of course the guys from NMM are all there…
Sorry... I've got no life....
Taylor is starting to look reeeeeeeally good =P
You have a point!
Now give us some Rob, Kellan, Jackson or anybody news!!
OMG!!!! Where are Twi-fans??!!! what else is there to do on a MondaY morning huh???
*looks around at nearly-empty post*
*tumbleweed rolls past*
There’s no hope for us….
*starts sobbing uncontrollably*
oh Dutchie dont cry!!! we must be strong!!! Our patience shall be rewarded...hopefully by this side of Christmas!!
Here have a cookie...Theyre Rob-shaped...!!!
*offers Dutchie Rob-shaped cookie*
(I've officially taken over flplmtree's duites of cookie-sharing!)
lol
shaky voice: Thanks...
*looks at cookie*
Oh wow it's Rob-shaped!! Yummie!!
*licks at cookie*
Never knew that Rob would taste this good....
*sighs in contentment*
Thanx Spankie, you've made it all better!
Can I get you anything?
Glad you feel better...!!
*accidentally scrolls up*
*staring at Taylor's face for a very long time starts to take its toll*
*turns agressive*
can you get me anything? CAN YOU GET ME ANYTHING??!! I WANT ROB!!! I WANT JACKSON IF THERE'S NO ROB!! I WANT PETER IF THERES NO JACKSON!!! I WANT KFC IF THERES NO PETER!!! WTH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE VERY VERY HOT GUYS??!! WHY ARENT THEY ON THE STREET FLAUNTING THEIR HOTNESS LIKE STUPID TAYLOR!!! I CANT STAND TO LOOK AT THIS BOY'S FACE!! I want a MAN!!!
*collapses to floor and cries hysterically*
*breathe in breathe out, in out, in out*
*must remember to visit doctor-these breathing exercises suck!!*
*New news will come New news will come New news will...*
Hmm, maybe i should record this new mantra!!
*goes off to get recorder*
Please don't do the same as I did, so help me god I'm breaking down again seeing you like that!
*prays Twi-gods for help*
Here, have a Jackson-shaped cookie and eh...
*turns around to pick up a freshly baked cookie*
I have a Kellan-shaped one as well!
There, is that better?
*takes Jackson and Kellan cookies*
Thanks!!! :)
This site is driving me INSANE!! But i WILL NOT log off...nope, i shall stick it out...although at this rate i'll probably throw my computer out the window in about half an hour...
*sigh*
*smiles smugly*
About throwing your pc out, same here...
But I bet my boss wouldn't be amused!!
See that's what you get with this NMM-addiction. There's no news and I'm still here commenting....
Now I really have to get some work done...seriously
I mean... seriously!
See you at a new post!
Okay, bye mijn vriend!!!!
(Yeah, thats right, SpankMe learnt Dutch!!)
LMAO!!!
How did you... Oh no, here I go again...
I give you a lick... eh... like!
Damn your avatar is so distractive...
Got to go now!
where's the news? : |
My fingers drummed away on the counter, as I watched dad eat his breakfast. He occasionally would look up from his bacon, to give me a forced smile. He was easing slower then normal. I could tell, for I had been glaring at the clock, on the wall, for the most part. I let out an angry sigh and sat next to him at the table. He smiled again, but it didn't quite go to his eyes. I was hoping he was feeling guilty. But he probably was preparing for another outburst. I was about to give him what he expected. I pounded my fist on the table top, forcing him to look at me.
"Why dad. Why can't I go see him?" I asked, sounding slightly childish.
"Because, the last boy I let you freely date. You snuck off to phoenix with him." he answered.
I gave him a shocked face. I had never heard him mention Edward before. Though I was sure all his insecurities were embedded in him. I tried to ease my anger away. He watched I forced myself to be nice. I slid my hand slowly to his. I slightly touch the top of his hand. He looked at me, I looked back with the most innocent face I could accomplish.
"Please, Dad. It's Jake we're talking about. He would never pull a fast one like Edward." I gave him the biggest puppy dog eyes, just hoping he would agree.
part one of what?
I'm liking the new avatar ;-)
more please :)
Yeah, Jacob totally wouldn't pull a fast one like that ;)
*turns around to see if there is anyone hears faint hellos*
hello.............. hello ..................... hello ..................hello .......................hello
ooohh echo, well empty over here, blimey no one around today? no news, no fans, no GFs. Damn it's slow today. No one missbehaving today then?
I'll have a look around the place then, snoop a bit, see what's what. Never get a chance to do that usually....
Hello? Hello?
*smacks into tree on way over*
Ouch!! So much for great animal instincts..
lol
blimey??? (a pirate lost in the forest?)
JK.. sorry. my usual insultees aren't here.. I'll try to rein it in.
Mind the tree, for us vamps is not a problem but I guess wolves get hurt.
*hands 4TW a cold one and a couple of pain killers* here for your headache. Who's JK? I think you hit your head harder and you're confusing me with someone else. lol
Uh, yah.. I don't need that either. You know wolves.. heal quickly and all..
However as you were so kind to suddenly find ice in the middle of the forest, I will take it..
Oh, a vamp???..
*momentarily acclimatizes self to smell, but is so happy for company that the sparkly figure in the forest is still welcome.."
*beams in a friendly way and retracts claws* Well, welcome. So what are you doing here in LaPush?
*suddeny remembers we are on a Jacob Black post*
*eyes narrow suspiciously*
Yah.. so what ARE you doing in LaPush.. Not scoping out the local wildlife are we?
YOu need a permit for that..
*eyebrow raised, foot tapping*
lol
JK means just kidding..
You looked friendly enough so I thought I could help, I know you heal fast but you never know.
I have fed so don't worry, wildlife here is safe I respect the treaty.
*keeping relaxed stance* no need to get defensive.
Fanks BTW I've learnt something else today.
*worriedly scans area for possible ambush by glittering cold people*
Are you sure you are a vamp?
And please can we um.. not mention the tree incident any further?
*glances around nervously for other wolves* It's a bit embarrassing, considering we're supposed to have fantastic reflexes and all.. so.. I won't tell anyone you were sauntering back and forth across the treaty line, and you ix ne on the mentioning the uh.. forest clumsiness incident. Yes? Excellent.
Lol..
Oooh, I was not so concerned about deer and other such wildlife, coldy.. I was inferring that you were checking out the um WILDLIFE as in the hot boys in this..
*sees Phoenix looking baffled*
*rolls eyes*
NEver mind..
LOL
I did check the wildlife as you call it Taylor is such a sunny looking boy brings a little sunshine to the UK and he is goodlooking - ok don't get testy he is hot. But he is only 17 and I am way over my teens so to me he is a no-go area.
Not buffled just surprised I've seen you check out our clan boys plenty of times having a good sparring match with Effing.
So here's the deal I haven't seen any clumsiness, and you didn't see me checking out your Alfa boy K? Excellent - I love making new friends. x ;-0
No, no. You must have misread the situation. I um.. am totally disinterested in anything Sparkl... what? what's that? You told me to check out your hot avatar? One minute..
*scrolls up* *bones go slightly liquid*
*catches Phoenix staring* Oh, um.. really, he's ok..
I mean. yah.. I was just looking smitten to please you..
I can see where he'd be thought beautifull, but really I wouldn't look twice..
*quickly snaps photo so can look again later*
LOL
Ok. if you're keeping hands off, we can peacefully coexist. Just try not to LOOK too much, though. Or at least disguise it well. I'm very protective of my pack.
Thanks (:
(And I go more for Jake than Taylor,, I figure the books were written you know 4ish years ago which would make Jake around 21/22ish and that's an age I can handle just fine) LOL
I won't tell the pack
We have an understanding I believe I will look at Jake, sometime Rob/Ed gets a little testy about it but if he's esting I don't see the harm I know where I want to be. I feel very protective of him, same as you do for the pack
lol
*speaks loudly*
UM..I have NO IDEA what you are talking about PHOENIX. I certainly have NO DESIRE whatsoever to look at your avatar..
*wolves pass by and 4tW breathes easy*
Really, Phoenix..subtelty isn't exactly your strong point is it?
LOL LOL
Worl pack about is it???? *still whispering*
It's ok keep looking my friend, stroke if you wish and whatever speak to you later
*ghosts away winking and blowing kisses to 4TW*
I guess I have unparalleld senses so I don't need to be subtle my pray hasn't got a chance...
*bowing respectfully to approaching pack speaking loudly*
My mistake 4TW I misunderstood our conversation.
*approaching 4TW stelthily whispering by the ear*
Let me know if you change your mind ha ha ha
*the wolf jums startled*
LOL LOL
let's come up with a signal..
I'll bring my claws out and stick them in my pocket as a sign..
wait a minute.
that would really hurt..
perhaps a password would be better..
lol
how about 'horny', if you say it I'll know you want to spend 5 minutes with my avatar
lol lol
*sigh*
Perhaps Edward, having all those degrees, can tutor you in the art of subtlety. It would greatly help me out and give you a great excuse to spend time with him.
("I'm sorry Edward, that intense, longing gaze was a bit subtle.. can you repeat it and come a little closer?) LOL LOL LOL
How about I'll just say something with the word eyes in it, since the only thing that really tempts slightly are those beautiful beautiful eye shots.
Ok. shall we have a practice run?
lol
I'll have a chat with my babe about the tutoring but he likes to live on the wild side with me so he may choose to tutor me on something else RRRRRRRRRRRRR......................
*waiting for 4TW for her magic word*
5 minutes I'll let you know when they're up. ok shoot LMAO
Ooooh. *snorts laughing* I think I have another subliminal message in there too that was totally not intended.
ROTFL..
off to read more fanfic then.....anyone got any good ones to suggest?
*breaks down crying*
lol
I'm at work at present but I just couldn't resist replying........ I'm assuming your subliminal message is telling me what you want so when you get back on line in here feel free to say hi to my avatar. He's well rested and eager. I'll be at the gym for a while tonight..... then back here on line.
Enjoy my babe!!! I will come and take him back later. remember to clean after yourself drool is so unapealing when it dries on wiskers and fur ;-0
Your comments are ace!
My heart is desperately longing for the intesensly dark EYES and muscled up bodies of my wolves... so I will just umm. think about that with my EYES closed for a while..
*whispers*
Uh.. can you move over a tad bit you're blocking my uh.. VIEW.. *waves Phoenix away from her avatar*
lol
Well,how are you my little gunslinger?
LOL LOL LOL
Yes, so delicious, really!!
I'm feeling very generous today.Perhaps a spoonful might be fine.
Take it while you can. My moods change rather quickly.
LOL
Awww, diamondslady..I'm not much of a softy.. but I'll take sloppy from you.. Yes I'm supposed to be cleaning for father's day.. Uh.. not happening as I'm on here instead..
*sigh*
I think I'm far far beyond twiobsessed at this point..
I start twitching when I go places adn can't log on.
lol
Perhaps you could lean on Edward to cool down..
Actually touching might just bring your problem up again..
Sigh
Better use the viagra.LOL
Needing a permit for the wildlife! LOVE it!
So..
*puts on official hat and id*
I'll just have to check your references..
Incidentally, I am also head of the efforts to reintroduce the vanishing Olympic Wolf population. *wicked grin*
LOL
Erm....is a backgroud check required...
LOL. JK...my record is clean! I play nice always!
So um..how long are these permits valid for? Im not an overly frequent wildlife observer....some of the wildlife are a little young
No, they just look young because they're so healthy. it's all that rain, fresh air, and running through the wild. Trust me though, the um.. benefits of the constant exercise/youthful energy becomes apparent rather quickly.*eyes glaze over*
*sees 5ct. Bauble;s face and quickly becomes professional again* .
I mean, really though.. I wouldn't advise you to hang out too long here.. they can be dangerous sometimes..
*discreetly glances at schedule showing wildlife nights almost totally booked up. Dang!*
In fact.. I heard that Italy is a nice place to visiti this time of year.
LOL
I totally understand, all these weekends are just a way to grab more money out of people.I guess is nice that people spend time with their families.
Geez can someone please missbehave? I need some news pictures videos anything..... thank god for fanfic keeps me busy I might start re-reading the saga or just fool around with my avatar.... *looking at smoldering avatar* .... mmmhhh that's an idea lol
I don't think having a go at grey face is going to be news worthy, the mods will delete her comments anyway it'll be like she never existed..... a non-entity.
We need Cullen clan news where are the vamps damn it! Kellan should be out walking his dog, Jackson playing somewhere in a bar, Ashley buying new outfits etc etc
I'll even take archive news with a different slant
*hangs head in shame* cold turkey is hard for an addict
lol
I know what you mean, i have been staring at taylor all day!
Im reading fanfic & keep thinking, quick, there must be new news now, but no.
Don't think its gona happen.
I'm the same I get tempted pick and tease
LOL I can be sooo mean
oh soul mate I love it my sysmptoms are getting out of control. I was snooping around the site and found myself in wolf territory. I am now converting wolves to the beauty that is my avatar - he's just amaizing. He's a little tired and rugged I've been keeping him busy lol
Have a drink and a rest tomorrow there's got to be more news x
Hope you have your pashmina (like linus) to keep you warm. Take it easy I'm off to bed x
A lot of conversation and descritptions can be rendered in movie by a few images wide shot cameras and sometimes Bella's voice. Like in twilight where in a few images you get the trip from Phoenix to Forks and the startling difference in climate. I'd love to see the bedroom scene between Bella and Edward and the battle.....
Am i seeing things....or is there still no news?? I'm hoping my pC is just lying to me lol :)
I went to sleep for a few hours when i got home from work :) But i wanted to get up and check what i was missing lol :)
Damn.....i may just get on with all the new fan fic i'm checking :)
I thought it would be the only time I get to have a first today and there are no news Damn it! Still no news hhaaarrrggg
Some intersting converstation with 4TW and Kassie
I'll go to bed soon and see if I can sleep. Did you get a good snooze? Helps recoup faster when you sleep lots.
Let me know if any of the new stuff is any good I'm almost done with red ___ lol good night! x
I feel i'm just doing my civic duty by reading this, and trying to find good stuff lol
*wipes sweat from brow and grabs another glass of wine* lol
oh oh oh oh what would your mama do oh oh oh oh if she knew about what you read
oh oh oh oh what would your dady say oh oh oh oh ..................
lol
lol :D
*mutters under breath*
How can people be so selfish.......
LOL
i was thinking the exact same thing...once you dedictae your social life to nmm.org theres no going back...not even for stupid events such as Father's Day....
whats the next event this year?
Random voice: Christmas
Christmas?! Pah!!!!
*crosses Christmas off calendar*
Theres:
4th of JULY....who needs to see fireworks and celebrate our Independence when there is new news on NMM.org
Labor Day:....really this is just a reason for people to be off work.....I mean come on ...they should make a NMM.org Day...that wold be more appropriate!
Halloween.... of course we must pay attention to our kids this day....but we can have alot of fun by dressing as our favorite characters from Twilight (and we won't even looked strange)
Thanksgiving.....well while all the silly boys are watching football...we can spend the whole comotose after dinner state on here....the dishes be damned!!!!
Christmas:.....after the present opening is done....why do you really need to spend more time with these people than is absolutely necessary? LOL
ALOHA, CHICA!!!!!!!!
*realises where we are*
*narrows eyes*
What are you doing on a Taylor post???!!
lol :D
Aloha I just had to check him out, slow news day..... he's cute, sunny, but waaaaaayyyyy toooo young. so politely said hello complimented their Alpha boy and started having a look around this web I am usually soooo busy gassing with people I don't get to look around and figure out how this place works. I am bored though......
Where have you been? Where is everyone? Celebrities are behaving and there's no news ...... distressing really I need my fix. My avatar is getting a little tired I've kept him busy but he needs his rest before he gets too rugged.
LMAO
Hmmm, your avator does look slightly ruffled...as for me, well the neighbours wouldnt lend me their laptop so i decided to "borrow" it from them...(without their knowledge) but i'll return it...probably when the police arrive on my doorstep...
i think everyone has been forced to pay attention to their fathers cos its Father's Day, although i managed to get away with a clever story that shall never fail me... "Dad, i think theres someone in my room-let me go check."
LOL!!!
yeah!!!!! You tell 'em!!!! Fathers aint that useful anyway (unless they happen to know a way of getting RPattz to come round for lunch!!!)
*adds nmm.org to favourites*
I believe what you are talking about is called stealing, then again possession is 9/10 of the law so you might want to hold on to the laptop ...... indefinitely LOL
Why do you have the neighbours laptop, what happened to yours?
The one day where I can dedicate my full attention to NMM.org there are no news Darn!
How long have you been in your room? Your Dad may be coming up to check soon and find you in a compromising position with your avatar...... *looking at Mrs P narrowing gaze* don't give me that look I know you Mrs, any chance and your licking that screen. Am I close??? LMAO
i'm afraid, twin, that you are wrong!!!! as if i'd do something like that...
*notices the time*
oooh wow, time sure flies by when youre waiting for posts....i think my father left quite a while back...he didnt even leave anything for me...God, fathers are so selfish!!
*feels tantrum coming on*
I need comfort...
*goes back to licking topless Rob*
LOL :)
Make sure you clean the laptop well if you decide to give it back to his rightful owner.
relax, chill think of all the things you could to to Rob, feeeeeel the tantrum slip away, there bad things can't get you there
How are you doing so far?
LMAO
speaking of Rob, i need to catch up on my fan fic...
*opens Favourites*
Oh wait...this isnt even my computer!!! DAMMIT!! WTF!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*i need sleep*
*no i dont, i just need Rob*
*Rob+sleep= God, i dont even wanna write that down!!!!*
lol :)
http://ts2.images.live.com/images/thumbnail.asp...
*eyes widen*
PHWOAAR!!!! YES, THIS IS WHAT I NEED!!!! OH YEAH, BABY, YOU ARE COMING WITH ME DOWN LALA LAND!!!!!.....
*SpankMe has officvially left the post*
I would be on the floor if I wasn't at work. Glad you like my babe, I was thinking of using his as my next avatar (people keep copying mine damn it I guess imitation is flattery), imagine taking his clothes off.............................................................................. oh sorry left the planet there for a mo lol
Enjoy x
If you use him as your next avator, know that i'll be onto him so fast that...yeah maybe i shouldnt write that
LOL everyone wants to visit Rob's Bed (or any bed as long as its with him-Hell, i'd do it with NO bed!!)
LOL ;)
oh helll I'm at work I shouldn't be checking this - I just can't be asked to work......
I just may leave him with you so you'll permanently have a smile on your face.
Bed mmhh comfortable but floor, park, against the wall, backseat of a car, cinema, boat, sea ........... I'll take him anywhere........ I better stop this is getting tooo racy
*goes to open window in the office air con is not enough* damn it's hot in here LMAO!!!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/06/video...
WARNING: turn down volume due to lots of screaming
ps : check out around 1:17! Rob being adorkable & slapping his butt
=)
Instead of just a plain old screech, they might as well scream "I'm quite immature and emotionally unstable. For your own safety you should stay away from me!!!" or"I couldn't carry on an intelligent conversation with you if I tried 'cause I don't actually believe you're a normal person like me. Keep your distance!!!"
It would deliver the same message to him.
C'mon screamers ..give him a break.
Do any of them really think such madness will make him come over and say "hi"
No such behaviour is the reason he barely goes out in public unles he has to!
I understand the sctreamers are pleased to see him, but we'd probably see alot more of him (ooo errr!) if he wasn't constantly screamed at and partially molested every time he leaves his hotel.
boggles the mind. poor Rob, i hope they get him earplugs for any premiers he has to attend from now on
Ah... silence....
They are ruining him.
It's like the new Beatle is in town!
(Huh, does that make me sound old?)
*shrugs*
i bet that was exactly how much screaming the Beatles received...
Now imagine the fact Rob has to know that 9 or even 11 year old girls are "fantasizing" about him. I never thought about it for those adult male or female actors that have such a young audience. Has to be disturbing on a certain level? Rob deals with the youngsters while Taylor deals with the oldies. LOL
I mean, yeah, I get that it's excited to see a celebrity. But being obsessed like that is just sad.
I wonder if he ever misses his old life....
It must be so weird having all those girls screaming at you..
He`s probably thinking "what the h* are you screaming about!??" lol
Can't they just say hey calmly and snap a picture? the poor guy....
"Can`t you guys just be quiet!" =)
He needs to tell them in a nice and firm way that he is fed up with it and so are most Twifans.
It would be all over the news, and possibly somewhat negatively, but most of us would say "You go, Rob. Tell like it is! We totally agree!
I just wish he could do this one time. Then maybe he'd get a little peace or at least a little piece of mind, because he defended himself a little bit.
I hope someone at Summit sees this and tells him to go for it!
yeah, I agree. Enough is enough. If all of this nonsense continue he`ll go mad and non of us want that.
So you tell`em Rob! We/I won`t mind one bit! We`ll be happy for you =)
..But seriously it cant be easy tho.. like you want your fans, coz they are the reason you got this far. But at the same time, you`re like "What did I get my self into..?!?" lol
I agree with you Nina he has to respect the fans becuase they got him where he is but when it gets to the level it has with Rob he must think do I really want all this.
I can't believe I was off the site all day yeaterday because I was visitiing my dad and didn't miss any news stories god it must have been a slow news day.
Haha, you were lucky! It was so boring yesterday! I was checking in her now and then and no new news -ever! arrgh...
Now I have to go and do some errands and hopefully when I get back, there will be new (Rob) news =P
*presses mute*
But Rob... oh dear, yummy!!
Poor guy his ears must hurt..
And all of those girls are so young LOL I feel like I'm ancient...after watching that.. and I'm only in my 20's LOL
but not as cute as rob ;)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4650839/1/Breathe_A...
This is the way New Moon shouid have gone if Alice didnt come back!
But its such a nice story!! I can't believe you won't give it a go...I've read all the non-Jacob ones!
haha...weird....coinkydink...
WARNING TO TEAM EDWRD PEEPS: THIS FANFIC IS NOT FOR YOU!
who am I kidding....I'm just as obsessed.
*does a happy dance with Biteme*
*awesome spy music playing in background*
*rolls on ground dressed in all black with fuzzy mittz on, with camera in hand*
it is something he would do though!
so i have to give him props for that. :P
i mean if he will go around wearing a shirt that says
"i'm in-cog-ni-toe"
i think he'll pretty much do anything. :p
maybe you should! :O
Go hide now!
oh like you wouldn't do it if it were rob!
your right! But I wouldn't have my dad do it. I would hunt him down myself! xD
*glances in mom's room, fast asleep*
*let's a little giggle out*
you're right! but atleast if my dad got caught, he'd be the one getting trouble. not me! :P
*grins at the fact that it was actually thought of*
*a single tear rolls down the left check*
but i know! it would eb so funny to watch him get carried off by the big bad "bodyguards"!
Kudos to your dad!!!
OMG taylor takes my breath away!
he is sooooososososososo gorgeous..
WOW!!!!!! :D
TEAM JACOB/TAYLOR forever!
but ohhhh man he looks soooo fine is that pic!!!!!
*slaps self* Hurry up and turn 18, dammit!
You dont even want to see what is going on up here *pointing to self's head*
What a cutie pie!
You've been a bad, bad boy
I''m gonna take my time so enjoy
There's no need to feel no shame
Relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause I wanna give you a little taste
Of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy
Oh great. See what you make me do TRP? And I tried to be a nice girl on a Tay post for once....you bring forth my badest behavior.
*looking innocently and pointing at TRP*
It's her fault. She makes me.
;) LOL
lol
My bad. He does look more like a yummie pie than a cutie pie now. :)
Funny...!
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
20th!!! haha :)
20th not that bad. :)
and 20th is not so bad..jaja!!!
LOL
.....And Taylor TOO! =)
Heart Taylor!
BTW - I love the wicked smile on your avatar probably one of Jackson's best pictures ever.
It's obvious that you are from the UK!
A lot people in the US don't even know what that means!
Yes I'm from the UK but I think most people know that already...I think they have picked it up from my constant use of 'bugger off' and 'bloody hell'!
Rob is just more my type, loner, dry sense of humour, so talented............ oh I could go on but probably bore everyone silly lol
No one can resist him! Say what's a wolf doing with an avatar of the best interpretation of Dracula ever?
*looks around to make sure her WolfPack didn't hear that*
Especially with Lady Gaga's performance....ROFL..
I must say tho,
Taylor was looking FINE!
and when that comes 2 taylor that jest might be anything! lol
At last got the fruit for staying up late on a Saturday night!!!!!
Ohhh look at the wolfy wolfy eyes!!!
*slurp*
Finally we get to see our Tay! *smooches the screen*
*raises hand and jumps up and down* me me me!! I will play hide and seek...
I will hide something and then Tay will seek it out
*giggles*
Bring your, um, essentials to the party TRP - coz we are gonna have fun lady!!!
*standing on tip toe to see if she can see Kiowa and Chaske and Alex*
*eyes bright looking at TRP hopefully*
LOL Ki-oooo-ooo- wa....!!
I have ALWAYS been fascinated with them!!
yay!
Poor girl! she is gonna flip tomorrow!
*shamelessly pulls up her Wolfpack poster*
*swoons*
*slaps self back to reality*
I bet once Taylor hits his twenties, he's going to be even more of a hottie!
Lawd have mercy...
Sorry Jonas Brothers, but you are out and Taylor is in. HA! byebye boy band.
All the fans are going to go crazy when Taylor and Rachel take the stage! So happy for them. :)
...did I say that aloud?!!? I'm a vamp girl for crying out loud.
**ashamed face**
*pats cjean's shoulder*
variety is the spice of life....... you are thinking it, saying it even but you aint doing it so your avatar can't be jealous ..... right?
at least that's what I keep telling myself lol
Stop it woman you KNOW where your heart belongs. lol
I will slap you if you continue in this silly fantasy with Tay, snap out of it now
*looking at cjean with narrow eyes tapping foot arms crossed over chest*
Now say it. Out loud. Say it - Rob is your life!
JK LMAO x
**says it. out loud.**
Rob IS my life!
Good good good!
I like the strengh of your conviction. Atta girl!
Now go forth and help me liberate more ladies to embrace their vamp side and loves just in case the lack of news makes them act funny. LMAO
"Rob is my life, Rob is my life, Rob is my life..." LMAO!
See it's not so hard is it.
*hugging cJean* I didn't shake you too hard hon, you ok?
I'll keep an eye out just in case you slip again
*ghosting back to fanfic*
Hopefully tomorrow we'll have a Rob post :)
besides......
*looks up at Tays pic*
*looks back at cjeans avatar*
Taylor has nothing on Robs beautiful jaw!! LOL
And yes, hopefully there is a Rob post tomorrow. You have no idea how much I am looking forward to that. ;)
HOoooooo!!! hOOoot hOOOOOOT!!!
*starts hOlwing*
I couln't be the only crazy one about Taylor!!! <3
Yes and when you say everything it means everything!
Black leather jacket, CK tux, shorts, redsox t-shirt, shirtless....!!1
Well in Toronto anyways.lol
Holly effing hell, he's hot!
*Sighs*
Do not jump the fence!!! Resist the hotness!!
LMAO
especially shirtless!!!
No one can resist.. !!!
Admit it..You wouldn't kick him out of your bed for eating crackers!
And anywhere else they might fall....yummmmmmm. =0)
But what am I saying...I hope the fence all the time. Might as well hop beds too!
lol
Hey! He's got to learn about unicorns SOME time!
;0)
May I remind you that your on this site too.
Unless your willing to become a member, and talk along with us. you should mind your own dang business!
nuff said.
*whispers explicits to myself*
and nmm.org is the perfectt place to express our little and harmless fantasies
*laughs at the word harmless*
So do you think taylor's chest is still available!?
my tonge is starting to get anxious LOL
Taylor is really hot, and sometimes I like to stare at him just as much as Rob...and I love how cute he is...and how good he is at interviews...and how muscular he is...and how adorably sexy he is...
there I said it!!!! Are y'all happy?
LMAO :)
Don't be too mean to them, the mods have been moderating that lately.
But I do hate when they don't have an account and add their opinions to our conversations. It's like "If ya don't care enough to get an account, we don't care to talk". :)
Grey faces, sign up for Disqus, then you can get a pretty picture for your avatars!
yeah, yeah, yeah...I know...
Some of them piss me off. It's like they're too lazy to get an account. But still want to make comments. But because they do the guest sign in thing...we don't really know who they are. It's being lazy and cheating at the same!
Okay, rant is over....
thank you, come again!
I was waiting for you to put your mod hat on!
I just ignored the convo - that works the best, unless Howling Girl is seriously pi$$ed off then out comes the cricket bat!! :-)
LOL
**puppy eye expression**
lol :)
Now enjoy yourself in a nice way k =)
Already forgiven =)
*pats her on back*
and I'll have to admit that not even me resist to rObert charms!!
so the occasional screaming of your name is okay?
They should put that on unicorns as a warning label. lol
Excuse me!!! I don't believe I'm hearing correctly.
*turns head up to check avatar again*
Either I have the wrong Scarlet.. or you have completely lost your mind. or you are a huge liar who desperately wanted a wolf as I suspected all along..
You know. just in case he MIGHT annunicate every single sylllable perhaps you should back far far far far far away, so you don't get annoyed.
*brings out claws. They glint*
Ok? Ok.
bye.. go to a Rob post, please.
LOL
*blows kisses*
Have a great week!
I bet you've been gone wandering LaPush desperately trying to get a shot at the uh..what were your more recent complimentary phrases for my boys? prepubescent teenagers???
Well, please stay on your side of the line..
Now I'm going to go have to buy some Febreze..
Or pray for a huge rainstorm.
And what is this.. "Hi, have a good week?:
You just got here! Geez..
I try to work at having a dysfunctional relationship and you're never around..
lol
on our dysfunctional relationship on Thursday after I get back from
vacation....maybe. *wink*
Don't get hit by a cab while I'm gone! =0D
PS And....I'm NOT fence hopping...I'm merely exploring my options. ;0D
*envisions wolf-boy cliff divers and LaPush*
Hmmm..
*eyes narrow*
Hopefully I hear no reports of you checking out your options too closely.
And fine..we'll see what happens on Thursday. I'm sure I will have moved on by then.
Oh, well.
There are lots of ppl on this website you can form a dysfunctional relationship with instead.
I won't get hit by a cab. I just glare at them and they hit reverse..
Don't get bitten by a shark.
LOL
You know what they say, "absence makes the heart grow fonder."
*blows kisses*
*smug smirk*
Yes, I see that you just can't leave me, huh? I know, I know. I have that affect on ppl.
*smile fades*
Oh, please don't challenge me to not forget you because I'm a very contrary person. If you sound too confident that I won't, I may pretend to be baffled by who you are later..
Unless. you bring me a nice beach souvenir..
Say, something like.. 6'7 feet tall, runs warm, and a bit on the mouthy side..
*smiles hopefully*
i'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to fit in your car..
LOL
lol
A dog from the house of Capulet has arrived!!!
*moves through the streets towards clash*
Goodness, woman!! YOu missed me killing myslef over poisoned Jake, Mr. wickhams' arrival and my dumpingn hot scalding tea on him, be almost killing Mr. Darcy's steward, and my stabbing myself in a forest.. I was all set to kill you and where were you? Nowhere!! And I have to go to Italy because of Jackson and KEllan!!!!
*heads off*
See you there.. or not!!
character) and why did you stab yourself?
And who's going to Italy?
and I'm writing a stupider than stupid gossip column tonight to finish it for Kim. I promised.. and I have my stuff.. I just have to post..
LOL
Wickham I have no idea.. a colleague of whoever is Mr. DARcy? Or the same guy.. a fun mystery.. LOL
I'm sure you'll keep him busy enough to where talking is no longer required. ;)
*grabs some popcorn and soda*
calm down 4thewolf! lol
*cough, cough*
I mean...What are you thinking?!?!?!?!
but honestly I don't consider it fence hoping, as much as equal opportunity! :p
God, that'll be the day!
ill see him there yay!!
I am going to Twicon next month and am absolutely thrilled about it, but I wish Taylor would make even a brief appearance there! Or at least some of the Wolf Pack!
I know that he and Rob and Kristen are soo famous now, they will probably never show up at a convention again. Especially with the 10% of the Twifans that are psycho these days. Dang... They ruin it for ALL of us!
Most of us are twiFANS, not twiPSYCHOS, Thank God!
I pray that the cast always remembers that we wish the best for them.
can you please giive me the info on it?
*gets down on knees and puts hands in prayer positon*
There will be breakout sessions to discuss all the different aspects of the Saga (I am going to be a Panel Leader for "Twilight in the Classroom", which I am absolutely thrilled and honored about!). Saturday there will be a Volturi Masque Ball, which is going to be a blast.
But most importantly, the following stars will be there -
Peter Facinelli/Carlisle
Ashley Green/Alice
Kellan Lutz/Emmet
Jackson Rathbone/Jasper (his band will be performing!)
Billy Burke/Charlie
Mike Welch/Mike
Christian Serratos/Angela
This is going to be one of the most awesome weekends of my life!! You can find out more at www.twicon.org. You ought to try and come, it is gonna' be sooo awesome.
If you go, let me know! My email address is PoteetPiratebandmom@hotmail.com
Take care,
Tammy
but the newfoundland volleyball team is going to moncton july 26-august 3. :(
i love volleyball and all, but oh my gosh! to see the volturi ball!
*drifts off to a fantasy ball where cameron bright, dakota fanning, and the others, dressed in beautiful outfits, gently dancing across the floor, more like hovering across the floor.*
okay, i don't think that's exactly what it is, but a girl can dream right? :P
You keep on dreamin' girl...
got no worries about that! :p
but you totally have to take all the pictures you can! and post 'em up somewhere! anywhere! i'll climb the great wall of china to see those pictures! :O
My 14 yo is in love with Alice, so if I could get him a pic with her, he would be thrilled!
He says that he wants to be the next Pack member, 'cause he "runs with the wolves", but still loves Alice.
He even has a tee that says "Sorry Jasper, Alice is MINE!" ha,
and i will contact you when around the time of for the pictures!
*big grin*
*jumps up and down and hugs ancha85*
thanks a lot!
my mom says that i'm to obssessed for my own good. :P but hey, i get to think about the worlds coolest vamps, humans, and wolves all day. who wouldn't love that life?!
If she read the book all the way thru, there's a 90% chance she'd be obsessed, too!
It's such an AWESOME story.
I have seen very few people indeed who actually read it and don't love it.
i got my friend into the books. but she still doesn't like them as mush as me. :P
*breathe in breathe out, in out, in out, in out...*
*must remember anti-pyschotic pills*
true...your adorable brother would probably be worth more!!!
oh & your comment made me spit out coke by the way...
*still laughing*
*glares at gathering audience*
(Do not insult my Intelligence by saying America!!!)
*gets confused*
what's so bad about that? o.O
:p
Has anyone else noticed that shield necklace that Taylor is always wearing?
i think it was a gift from Selena or sumthing coz Taylor started wearin it as soon a he got back from Vancoover, you know when he went to pick up that hockey game.
Just a thought
TEAM TAYLOR/TEAM JACOB!
Does any1 know of any websites/forums dedicated to Jacob/Wolfpack/Bella or Bella/any1 else but Ed? I feel like I've exhausted the search function on Fanfiction.net! Thanx!
i love his smile it melts my heart :)
he has such a politician smile here
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.p...
ok we're shaking hands and now smile for the camera haha
he is a cuttie but he has really short legs, I noticed that before...I guess that's why he can jump and be very agile if they were long that would've been harder.
I've been reading the comments (what's left of them) and I am a little lost. Looks like there is a raging infection of Crazy arse fan syndrome. I may be wrong, maybe is just lack of sleep. This place is usually so peaceful and funny, today it feels a little choppy. Maybe I am just over sensitive .....
Anyway, although I am part of the coven I have to admire Taylor - wolf girls you have a dishy Alfa mail there. That smile alone makes the sun shine, those great knashes lovely. Cuteeeee
The appauling grammer and spelling and not knowing how to use the caps lock button is always a dead give away :) lol
*wink*
The dates on their username also dead giveaway 70s and 80s may be legal 90s not a chance.
Question is Ceci a moderator? she was talking to Bella GF like she is one.
Is it me or is a bit slow today??? Maybe is just because there is no Rob post yet....
Lets hope for Rob's post maybe out celebrating with his dad, that would be sweet (intrusive thought huuugghh - not good I'll take it back) lol
Have fun with your dad x
Off to to give him a call...
lol
Yeah, Taylors looks great doesn't he? But I'm more of a Rob girl...
it's a really cool bookstore, it might cost about $20 in shipping costs but due to the exchange rate the magazine will cost less. Also search it on the web, it may be that one of your bookstores has international connections (here we have borders or waterstones) also try amazon.com
It Father's Day here in the US so I can't stay long...I have to visit and call all the Dads and Grandpas today....It seems to me some of these tweenies should be doing the same thing......hmmmmm maybe thats why some of these fan girls are bit off.....
No dad or grandads so I'm free on fathers day. mmmhhh good call on the teenies didn't think of that.... enjoy your dad and granpa speak later hopefully
go get coffee if you're anything like me I can't think straight without it. I'm more vamp then human before coffee (jasper's got nothing on me .... edward would not have stopped me....would have been fun to see him try though) LMAO
*high fives bookobsessed*
lol
Oh Canada Oh Canada ... when is Eclipse starting to film .... we want all twilight cast back together again .... especially rob & kristen ..
http://www.dressupwho.com/games/924/kristen-ste...
Makeup with kristen :)
he's like a bright light ... these insects flying towards him .. the magazines making him to be such a player, linking him with every starlets possible ...
If only robsten came to light .. sighs ...
Are every starlets in hollywood so desperate??? I guess they are ...
http://www.celebuzz.com/michelle-trachtenberg-m...
It so stupid how all the tabloid are linking every girl to him.. until I see him kissing someone outside the set, I`m not buying it =)
Wonder if ths is a PR person who handles them both and she was able to get her access to the RM set?
=P
http://img9.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33935_...
loved that pic of kristen...
*listens*
*hears an eerie wind and some crickets but not much else*
Sorry for the slow response....i was adding to my fan fic lists :) I found 10 new ones that look really promising....so iwill let you know if they are good :)
Aww she missed me :) She'll deny it of course LMAO
And how are you chick :)xx
Maybe some wine will help!
*sips from glass of red wine*
Ah, that's better....
Yeah, slow slow... been waiting all day for new news.. booooooooring!
With wine you`ll be fine *wink*
( I was out friday night and I`m still tired from it! =P )
Defvvinitlely fvvvvine... hick
You better watch it.. soon you have gone through a hole bottle. 1..and 2, 3 4 ;)
Wait! I`ll help you =P
*Hits head against the table*
Whazzzzup? Are you ztill here Nina?
The bottle izz empty already...
Szzorry... But you can get me anothzer one, If you like...
...To see if u are still alive..I thought u were down for the night =P
It`s okey with the wine, you can have it all. Dont worry about me (...I got my own stock =P)
LOL
*rubs head*
Still alive but sobering up already cause I'm so effing bored and got nothing left to drink!!
*kicks empty bottle under the table*
A slight headache is starting...
But thanx for checking in on me!!
I`m off to bed. Good luck with that headache.. oh well..you`ll probaly just sleep it off.. =P
Night night* Sweet dreams =)
Hope tomorrow will be a better news day.
Sweet dreams!! Hope I'll dream about Rob.... hmmm and unicorns....
but unfortunately i wont be goin to MMVAs :'( that sucks.
You`ll do great!! =)
Oh i got an email from Amazon.com and it just said order the twilight saga New Moon Soundtrack and I got really excited but it was of course only to preorder...but I will probably do that. I want to know exactly whats on it right now.
LOL. I wish craziness could be contained within geographic borders, unfortunately Rob seemed to be bothered quite a bit too while filming in Vancouver.
He's waaay too sexy..
And he gets more gorgeous picture by picture!
Lovin' that outfit!
And that smile...and those eyes..
Absolutely perfect kid!
I'm off again. Gotta catch a plane to Dallas. Boss has me training someone this week so I don't know how much time I'll have to check my happy place....*hugs & kisses* to all my friends. Don't let the crazy @ss fans wreck our fun!
Why has he got a shirt on? Is he doing it on purpose? He must know how we swoon over him and his lack of clothing :L (:
ilu taylor!!:)
I mean.. it's not everyday that you see a ..
plant that lush and well-clipped. and I love the wooden slats on the boxes.. Wow! Nice!!
LOL
(yes, that was nerdy.. I couldn't resist)
4TW is finally showing her soft side!!!! Plant-admiring is always the first sign...
LOL :D
Well, hey there SpankMe.. long time no fight, eh?
No, I'm not going soft at all.. Really please don't insult me. But I do try to be "nice" 5 minutes of each day.. Really, it's very very akward for me, but I like to try new things every once in a while..
Oh, *surprised*
Seriously.. you didn't notice the plant? I mean, the first thought was "WOW. look at that kid's beautiful teeth and should-----man that is ONE NICE plant!!!! DANG!!"
*eyes narrow*
Come on, admit it. You thought the exact same thing.
LOL
Oh come on, everyone knows you LOVE being nice...i'm still waiting for the day that you finally admit that you like me...and you wanna follow me...;)
*scrolls up to look at image again*
well, i suppose the plant is kinda green...and it IS rather lush...BUT i was too busy expressing my preferrence for Rob!!
LOL
If Rob was in the picture, who would even notice???
LOL
I don't like ppl very easily, by the way..
I'm very very high-maintenance and not worth your trouble. Really.
lol
You turned me down 4tw....rejection hurts *sniff*
*deep breath*
Moving on...what do you mean "who would even notice"??!!!!LOTS of people would notice Rob in the picture, much quicker than they would notice Taylor because Rob is HOT and Taylor is a BOY!!!!
NEVER EVER let those words pass your lips EVER AGAIN..
He is NOT just a boy.... (at least in Europe)
And look at the boy/man/wolf's BODY.. does that look like a----
Hey, wait a minute.. *sees SpankMe enjoying the look a little too much*
Ok..that's enough looking.. really.. ok. stop.. no.no. don't move any closer..
*GROWL..........................................*
May I direct your attention to that fine plant over there? Really it's quite lovely..
lol
you know, by the end of the week i'm pretty certain the right side of my face will resemble a squashed watermelon...
*eyes Taylor again*
*to self: hmm, maybe he isnt THAT bad...*
*hears 4tw growl*
Okay, okay, im leaving!!!! Jeez....he isnt that good-looking anyway....
*screams as 4tw attempts to pounce on me*
:D
Well, well, look at you. How suprising to see you here.
*sees SpankMe holding cheek*
How are you still ALIVE, girl?
Choose a side and stay there- save yourself some pain.
*yells*
THAT'S RIGHT! KEEP WALKING SWEETHEART!
LOL
Eclipse begins Filming I cant wait for Rob and Kristen Reunion 76%
http://www.popsugar.com/home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbBYrDPhs5c&feat...
Kristen sure can do sexy ^^
*****************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLhl9wRZdWQ
boy was she younger and sounded young too ... adorable, she seemed much confident back then and less awkward!?!
here's the trailer of the movie Fierce PPL she was talking about in the interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh2jspr-ZMM&feat...
I mean..I love Kristen, she is great!.. ..But sometimes..she`s just out of it, you know? Shy and awkard....
LOL
I think she tends to lose her train of thoughts ... lol .. in mid sentence, i do that at times too ... not very focused ... and i am not on drugs for sure ..lol
i don't even smoke or drink...
That "lose her train of thoughts"-thing is something she does often!!! LOL
Look how deep, thoughtful and articulate her answers are.
It was different time for her....much more calmer and healthier.
I think she is a bit awkward now because of all the hype around Twilight, screaming, stupid questions, insinuations and just really hyped situtations. It seems that she is one of those persons who react to that in that way...I would be worse.
All eyes are on her since Twilight, and maybe that is the main reason...hopefully she got used to it now.
Shame the avatar pics aren't a little bigger, I wanted to put entire pic but it looks too small here so it's no use.
And the way your Avatar is focussed on the legs is what makes it so funny!
'Taylor Lautner aka Jacob Black'!
Like we're not going to know who Taylor is!
LOL!
I giggle every time a customer brings any twilight saga book to our restaurant, I cant help it!
lol
Hey.. sent this in, but don't think it's going to be posted. I thought you all might get a kick out of it. It's a 30-second re-enactment of Twilight with bunnies. ;)
I LOVE THE BUNNIES!
Destiny will bring us together.
LOVE YOU Taylor!!!!
GO TEAM TAYCOB
LOL LOL LOL
Alleyway not so romantic though.. Perhaps a nearby park?
LOL
That could get ugly really fast..
lol
Maybe you'd get lucky and your house would be nearby....
LOL
"WOOOOOOOOO"
ugh
his hair
is so sexyy
Goodnite! ^^
Crosses fingers ... hope for some awesome news on a monday!!!!!!!!!!
Good night, sweet Robsten-dreams! =)
Just someone talking about if Kristen is jealous of Emilie....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgpoSNXaMGc
Nobody believes that crap. The media is full of sh*t.
They have no proof of anything. These kind of news piss me off.
But thanks for the video :)
Kept me entertained on a slow news day!
Doesn't Kristen have a boyfriend of like 4 years anyway?
But, in showbiz, you can't hang out with a friend alone or you're automatically dating.......
It's how the crazy, insane world works.
At least we get some proof that they aren't together by not seeing them hang out anymore.
What I don't believe are those jealousy issues. We dont even know if Rob and Kristen are together for sure. The media has no proof that she is jealous so I dont believe that ;)
But yeah it is insane how things work lol.
The media only cares about the money they'll make and their popularity.
Check it out here:
http://mmva.muchmusic.com/category/pepsi-backst...
You can watch it here! =)
It was terrible...
Totally booooriiíiiinggg me to death..:(
This hasnt happened in a while.
I feel so life-less, lol. Ok maybe not that bad, but close!
Of course your welcome! :)
Don't pay attention ;D
God, i love this place!!
*Googles image of troll*
LMAO again!!!
LOL :D
this is not much but it may help.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=robert+patt...
enjoy!!!
We like you DL812 - don't let some random person scare you off!!
At least you are registered....that person is obviously a chicken-sh*t because they will not register with the site....so just ignore them, they are not worth your reply...
**hugs DL812**
YAWN!
I'm from Mexico :)
lol
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/
http://robertandkristen.org/gallery/thumbnails....
Love her tiny ponytail !
Am I the only pathetic one who is considering cutting my hair like that now? Lol
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2009/06/taylor-gi...
http://mmva.muchmusic.com/red-carpet-photo-expl...
pretty funny video of kristen and Rob. its a little bit old.
Bye everyone :)
It's not the best quality, but it's a good view of taylor
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/12787126...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2z35TRx9Ac
We are working on this contest and wanna get as many people involved as possible. We will send you the link to the official contest video once it’s done. It would be of great help, likewise, let us know if you need anything.
Thanks =]
ttgz
I'm DEFINITELY in! =) Keep us updated!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbbmhtsBnug
Check it out!
So cute, and such a sweetie!
He really is good with his fans and answer well on questions! Much better than Kristen and Rob.. haha
He `s just getting better and better in my book <3
Bloody Hell! Still no new posts!! I can’t believe it!!
Thank God I have to get some work done today so I know NMM won’t be much of a distraction… grmfff…
But there better be some news when I check back in!
I just got back in from my errands and still no new post! BOOO! =P
But like you it`s probaboly a good thing, I need to do some work here too.
I`ll probably see you soon, LOL =)
I guess we're so used to getting our fix for the day that it's a bit odd that there's nothing new for almost 2 days in a row....
Off to my very interesting tasks....
Meanwhile I keep refreshing the page!
Hope to see you on a new post!
I need my fix!
I`m guessing that the ones that run this site is busy with something else this week, since the Taylor post ( from the award show) hasn`t gone up yet either.
I`m getting paranoid.. like were is everyone?!? LOL
anyways, taylor is effing sexy. I think he's cuter than rob. but it might be because he's closer to my age.
les agradesco por todas la buenas noticias que me han dado y ojala sigan asi con eclipse, les deseo lo mejor, cuiddense y bye bye.
the only words i can understand are "hola", "twilight" and "new moon"
LOL
We all are desperate ):
aparentemente los encargados de la pagina se tomaron
unas mini vacaciones.
but please.. it wouldn't harm any of us to get some new information.. I miss Kristen.. And Rob.. LOL
What the heck do they expect us to do?? Get lives or something :) LOL
something funny to share : Buffy vs. Edward : Or rather edward kinda became a stalker .. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM&eurl...
Buffy...*Sigh*...my first big obsession.
I'll always have fond memories of you......
(Angel...mmmm)
I will admit I have all the Buffy and Angel series.....
Damn he was hot.
When he was good he was very very good,
but when he was bad he was better!!
He's on actually on TV this morning (UK)
Can still make my heart beat faster...OMG he just spoke....cant breathe.....got to go....
how come you can watch TV and I am stuck at work? How does that work exactly.......
*looking around the office maybe I can fake illness* Damn it! I have meetings this afternoon....
I loved him when he was bad kind of liquified my insides Miaow
...it also helps if your boss is your other half & you've just started new business that only requires you to work about 2hours a day until it takes off....from home!
SWEET! :)
But I feel your pain. Being denied your fix....sucks!
I got to get me one of those..... where do I find one????
The boss is in zurich I just need to mind the IT department and make sure I don't clock on here too often oh well I'm not attached to this job but I cand of need it to pay bills and obsessions.
What's going on??? still no news??? Twighlight Lexicon seems to have updates .....
& by the way.. "where are you looking??"
**knocks on Phoenix's avatar**
...we've just had a news rush!!
See you in next posts. x
See you in a NON Taylor post!! x
That was great!
=)
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/22/dakota-...
i think the makeup lady is putting on the red stuff ... for a scene...wonder what kind of scene is that .. getting first period??! LOL
I LOVE THE TWILIGHT SAGA!!!
no new posts since saturday???
-Sorry about the randomness of the question :) -
*BIG SMILE* you remembered, how sweet!!
And guess what my friends got me?
The Twilight Game, and Edward Cullen Lunch Box (that came with a thermos), the Rob Pattinson book, The Twilight Saga in Hard Back, Bookmarks.. posters... you name it, I think I've got it.
I'm probably the only 23 yr old in the world who has all this stuff- and I am not ashamed. lol, my friends are the best!
YAAAAAY!! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO RR!!!!!!
*Does MC Hammer Birthday Dance especially remixed for RR*
And as for your presents...THEY ARE AWESOME!!! I AM SOOOOO JEALOUS!!!! WHY CANT MY FRIENDS BE LIKE THAT??!!!!
:D
**gives SpankMe a bear hug**
Thank you!! Do you have facebook or anything, you should see the pics!
LMAO
My one friend got me only Rob Pattinson stuff. He said he was trying to draw me away from Twilight, into more realistic obsessions. LOL. Silly boy.
A
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U
P
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R
J
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A
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of all your gifts! =)
Belated Happy Birthday to you...
Belated Happy BIrthday to you...
Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear RobismyRomeooooooooooooo
belated Happy Birthday to you!
I will post a link on here tonight or tomorrow, so you can see all my awesome gifts!
I'm most excited about the lunch box- I can't wait to come to the office with THAT!
:0)
*yawns*
so... slow news day... what could there possibly be to talk about??
YAY! i'm glad i gave you a BIG CHEESY grin. =)
sorry i didn't know it was yesterday, but better late than never, right?
the lunchbox, yes! does it have a nice pic of Edward? oh not gonna lie, i totally skimmed through that RP book when i was @ B&N one time; same with CH's director's cut. i so wanted to buy the bookmarks for the books, but again i was laughed at. grrrr.
no news...wonder why. maybe Rob is not filming today? or later tonight? later in the week? canNOT believe we are all going CUHHHRAZZYY with the lack of posts. shows everyone how dependent we really are for news of these people. lol what is my (our) life coming to?
oh u can always email me. I'd LOVE to see them! same as this
<------ username (w/o all the uscores) @ gmail.com since i didn't want to flood my other emails with disqus stuff
:0)
Here's some gorgeous pictures of Taylor to look at!
http://tengossip.com/2009/06/21/taylor-lautner-...
http://www.theinsider.com/news/2295314_Taylor_L...
http://www.shineon-media.com/2009/06/22/taylor-...
and even more!!!!
http://www.shineon-media.com/gallery/thumbnails...
This reminds me of that photo shoot he did in LA, right after the MTV movie awards. When he had that black/matrix-y outfit on.. wonder which mag THAT will be in...!
**looks up and around, for the MOD's**
are we allowed to talk about that?
LOL
it's ok, newbie. we understand how difficult it is to control ourselves when we are firstborns.
LMAO
a belated welcome, glad you've come to join us!
:0)
nah. nothing there. just a fanmade poster for eclipse, that looks identical to the new moon official poster, plus a tent.
this is getting bad. i had no idea I was so obsessed.
LMAO
my Middle School has now school this week, im done with finals , the only school i have left is thursday for a bagle bash!
SLOWLY.....LOSING.......MIND.....
GRABS CHEST........BREATHING STRAINED.....
GASPING......AIR.......
Where the heck is Will for that matter :) *knocking on screen* Hello NMM....wake up :)
HI, HI, HI, HI!!!!! *laughs maniacally and runs in circles*
oh, sorry. I'm scaring you aren't I..
I am planning on MAKING news... (see above) wanna come? I'll do all the wierd stuff and you can just stand there and bail me out of jail later..
Sounds good, yes??
Perhaps I can go to beach in New York and put on a fake shark fin while Rob is swimming.. that would get a reaction and make some news...Rob picture, yes??
LOL
But i wanna do the weird stuff with you :) We'll get someone else to bail us out :) lol
That sound great :) Now we need a crazy plan :)
So,nixy.. any fabulous chaos-causing ideas to add to my already mental plan???
lol
The outrageous rumour posting is always good :) But people are strung pretty high with the no news situation.... they might snap LOL :)
I need some new sites :) lol I'm actually using my facebook and twitter coz i can't get on here LOL
Yes, perhaps no rumors are good. Right now PIMSY and are are really liking dragging Zach Effron in on this..
I mean.. He DID win top 5 best abs for Access Hollywood and Rob wasn't there.. Perhaps I could go to a vampire convention and mention this little fact and then offer Rob a Zach Effron sticker?
I'm sure that would go over quite well.
LOL
I'm seriously disturbed now :) What if they never come back and update :) lol
i've been frequenting between here and eclipsemovie.org, just in case though. nothing at either spots.
We'll give them a break- maybe they had a long weekend? LOL
*runs around aimlessly holding chest together with my arms to keep the hole from opening and taking over*
Maybe there on strike?
"What do you want guys? Money?? I'm sure we could have a whip round & come to some sort of an agreement.."
That would certainly make a fair bit of news...
And I would probably get arrested..
but I would do it for ppl such as yourself.. LOL LOL LOL
*buys plane ticket*
So.. go work for 2 hours and I'll try to make some news within that time frame.
LOL
Oh.. do you do that too? Ok.. I believe I have everything I need.. "No Vamps within 500 ft" t-shirt. Temporary wolf tattoo. Body Spray so when I grab him and don't let go at least I smell allluring ( I mean the boy was a martial arts champion-- I have a feeling I'm gonna have to dig my claws in and hold on) Then again, maybe I could start sparring with him and yell stuff like, "Tell me your wolf pack secrets or you die" "How many vampires have you REALLY killed?? " and "Stop saying you're just an actor. I KNOW that you're REALLY Jacob Black!!! You can only hide it for so long!"
That would certainly attract more attention..
lol
Sh............don't make me get out the duct tape. Now just look like an average passerby..
Yes.. *smack* stop twitching.that's not average..
Here.. hold this picture of Rob.. see? So eyes are so nice, right? Yes.. now look at them and calm yourself before I have to call your husband to take you home.
lol
The wolves don't HAVE fleas, see? Exhibit A:
6'7 tan guy..
Beautifully muscular.. nice dark eyes
Fast, strong, great reflexes.
Runs hand over guy.. nope, not feeling any fleas..
LOl
I'm so sorry.. *grabs handkerchief underneath dagger* Here.. I still have Mr. Darcy's handkerchief from last week. I should return it before he thinks I'm a klepto.. however you take it,honey..
Its' ok. It's ok. Come with me.. we wil go petition Summit for a news release. That is normal and involves no violent actions. At this point.
*grins*
lol
I'm still working on our attempt to make BD into a Tony-Award-winning musical..
However.. in order to make some news AND ask Zach Efron to join us perhaps we could fake a letter to Zach from Rob saying, "Your abs may have won access Hollywood's top 5, but they are nothing to my incredible jawline.. Let's have a contest to see who who can make someone faint on the spot.. I'll stare sexily and you show your abs.. Meet me in NYC in 3 hours"
Now that would be news....
We could have Taylor there with his martial arts skills in case it gets ugly.
i should have known you'd be working on this since last time we talked! you're an idea machine! i love it. if we can't read the news, we're going to have to MAKE the news! aaand i believe when it comes to making someone faint, rob has that in the bag! ;)
*faints*
Just come with me. I will direct you.. You don't mind a little jail time do you?
We're going to create a scene!!
lol
it's ok! i know this series has too much hottness for one girl, but you don't know when nmm.org is going to post something new! it could be any minute now, so you gotta get up!!!!! lol
*pushes on solid object to help pull self up*
*realizes it is Taylor's chest..*
*faints again*
lol
But its a great story. You should read it slowly. Dont rush ;)
I am probably going to re-read it lol.
I loved it. Its so original and unexpected.
PLEASE PUT UP SOME MORE POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol) :P
I neeeed something, preferably Rob-related, or Kristen, or them both, pleeeeease!!!
I mean not that I don't enjoy his cuteness all over again but...
I WANT SOME NEWS!!!
TAYLOR OVERLOAD!!
*chants to self*
MORE NEWS MORE NEWS MORE NEWS
I think we all have by now
*hands miranda an I'm-the-1000th-commenter button*
Wear it proudly girl!
*puts on the I'm-the-1000th-commenter button*
i can go into work at 4:00 with a big smile and a glow in my heart!
If it carries on like this there might be even 2000!
Lol
i mean taylor is freaking gorgeous, but where's all the new updates???
Lol
________________________________
Kristen in Hollywood
http://robertandkristen.org/gallery/thumbnails....
Dakota Fanning and Cherie Currie:
http://www.celebuzz.com/dakota-fanning-cherie-t...
Ashley Greene on Adrian Grenier:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,2028654...
About the Robsten rumors. I hadnt heard about this one and it entertained me for a couple of seconds lol:
http://www.celebuzz.com/rob-pattinson-begs-kris...
VIDEOS:
I dont know if you guys have seen this one of Rob, Kristen & her parents the day after the MTV movie awards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EiD_WGc_kc
Kristen being asked if Rob is okay after taxi accident (the guy whos filming is annoying but we get to see some of KS) :
OMG they only announce Taylor and Rachelle
My rob dose after 2 days (:
im craving new moonness
Rest of us, keeps adding links :) for the bored ppl :)
I dont know if you guys have seen this one of Rob, Kristen & her parents the day after the MTV movie awards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EiD_WGc_kc
Kristen being asked if Rob is okay after taxi accident (the guy whos filming is annoying but we get to see some of KS) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH9zpZpWmMQ
hmppfffhhhhhhhh
fine, i'll just get back to work
http://robertandkristen.org/gallery/thumbnails....
Ashley Greene on Adrian Grenier:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,2028654...
I seriously think something is wrong with the site.
Hopefully Will's okay.. was wondering if there were maybe personal issues going on that he isn't able to keep us up-to-date. Because he's posted before about when he'll be busy and not able to put as much up. The fact that he said nothing... well, lets just hope everything's all right!
I'm glad in one way, but sad cuz I am missing him!
http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/3678/the...
Taylor & Rachelle at MuchMusic Awards last night
I think Rachelle looks very stunning in that blue dress she wore at the awards.
Lol
Need news... :(
So im Bella, and Im with Jacob and hes helping me look for the meadow, we do find it and we end up having SEX!!!! After wards, he leaves me there driving off in Alices Porsche. So of course Im (still Bella) pissed and confused and I decide to call Stephenie Meyer to ask WTF?!?! The phone rings & rings but she doesn't answer. After I find my way out of the meadow, I get a text from Stephenie telling me that Im now dating Jacob and that Edward wont be coming back cuz he's filming a vampire movie in NY!
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Guess this is what happens when you fall asleep reading New Moon AND there's no Rob post!!!
i guess it's you and jake now :D
Edward wont ever want Bella back if she smells like dog!!
LOL
Just hope its a one-time-thing and my Robert/Edward dreams will be back tonite :)
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
not sure if any of u saw this before ... rob and kristen while filming twilight movie, taking a break ... i think the vid is shot by fans near by ... rob showing kristen his fight moves... i thought it was sweet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjtPRwaqgIU&feat...
vid introduced by taylor of the teen vogue shoot .. of the twilight cast...the good old days..
:)
now this is crazy...
PS: is it sad that this was the highlight of my day ?
*sobs quietly*
Don't cry please! We did have a moment.. *tries to think up a 'moment'.... what do you think of a 'dutch-twifan-moment'!!
Ok, but maybe we have to share a cookie too, just to cherish this moment... what about a Dutch stroopwafel cookie?
*pleading eyes*
Friends?
*grins like a madwoman while chewing happily on stroopwafels*
*takes another bite of the stroopwafel*
now you gotta make 1100, cause you're the odds. ;)
Hmm... I wonder if we are going to make the 1100th ;) Looks like we have some competition!
but, i do have to go to work, so i need you to hold down the fort tonight. lol
*throws away study books, takes a fighters stance behind the computer and starts OCD refreshing*
Team MIRANDOBELLE!!!
You're so privileged to reach this landmark! Yoohoo!!
*sad sigh*
This is the most dissapointing day on NMM.org so far :-(
http://www.poptv.com/
I mean the screaming and the kids, quite annoying...
Poor Rob, they follow him everywhere!
Lol
But i want some more news now!! R they leaving the same pic rite there just for our own enjoyment or something?? lol
Over 1000 comments on this Taylor pic.
That freaking shows how many people actually care about him....
I want newwwsss! These two days are too slow, and it's is driving me crazy haha.
I have a really big feeling that once an update does come I won't be able to keep up and I'll be drowning...but PLEASE, I need it! *sobs like a baby*
If it means something RobPattzNews twittered that there's going to be night shoot for Remeber me:
"Yes. Evening shoot. NOT giving location deets, but will post updates as we get them."
God I can't believe how this day is slow and I can't believe that I am so addicted, this isn't healthy at all!
*backs slowly away from the ledge*
**crosses fingers**
Umphhh still no new post?
Ok random but hey ho, ITV4 in the UK is showing The Scorpion King and Peter is in it, some sort of soldier/executioner, not my thing but he looks yummy........dark hair, ragged, really sexy.....
I'm definitely bored, come on people missbehave...... just a little............ nothing major..... come on...... pleeeeeaseeeeee, a pretty one!
*whispering*
You won't believe it but I'm watching it too!
Better than throwing fits in front of my computer and banging my head on the desk!
I'm still throwing fits at my laptop it's cripplingly slow.... I guess I'll go back to fanfic almost finished one I need Nicnixs & Effing to let me know what else is good out there......
They should really put some news on otherwise people will destroy their computers from frustration
I guess we need some more champagne, at least something to do...
Or maybe you could ask your sexy avatar to help, some sexy poses or something, just to wipe Taylor out... It's a bit too much of him now.
Lol
I was thinking the same thing so I went to the fridge, my Rob is very good to me................. I trus you are not at work if you are be careful no one sees you drinking......
Don't let the wolves hear you the whole pack will be after you if they happen to read this....lol
I think I have some medicine for you (in addition to the alcohol)
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=robert+patt...
have a look at this site, you may already know about it. It will cover some of your needs LMAO
You saved my day girl!
Way better than hunging around here all the time!
*opens bottle of champagne*
Oh Sexy Rob and unicorns! Here I come!!!
LOL
Let me know if you find a good picture
not that i mind... :P
*yawning*
Seriously..this is so irritating..
http://www.omgcelebritynews.com
I know there is news out there.....Monday is almost over and we are almost at 1200 posts PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE......
**starts knocking on screen with spidermonkey**
Do you think if we got enough people knocking on their screens they would hear us??? Lol. Jk.
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**Runs away screeming**
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Taylor and Rachelle at Much Music Video Award
Ashley family weekend fun
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2009/06/22/ashle...
leather jacket - check !
nike shoes - check!
hood - check !
but wait it's not Rob !hahaha He have (stole?) Rob style here :D
add a reply to this comment saying
*knocking on computer screen*
UPDATE PLEASE!
the more people who do this, the better it'l be!
i need atleast 50 update messages by tonight in order for them to take this seriously! so reply and tell everyone else to reply please!
UPDATE PLEASE!
Update please!!!! Or i will go mad!!!
UPDATE PLEASE!
Its been 2 days for crying out loud!!!! 2 DAYS!!!!!
NEED A NEW POST!!!!!!!!
* Starts hyperventilating*
I will post as much as needed to get some new info!!!
don't forget to tell everyone else!
all hope is lost. :'(
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com
Phew! I did it!!!
*gasps for air*
Don't want to ruin your mission but I'm waiting for like 15 hours already so I'm pretty fed up now, I'm calling it a night!
Good luck, hope you'll have some new news soon!!
we need to have a name for the three of us! lol. team ductchisobelliranda? lol
they've already updated 3 times in the past 20 minutes.
PLEASE!?!?!
I'm like dying here from withdrawal symptoms!! =(
want to help send a message to NMM.ORG to update their site?
add a reply to this comment saying
*knocking on computer screen*
UPDATE PLEASE!
the more people who do this, the better it'l be!
i need atleast 50 update messages by tonight in order for them to take this seriously! so reply and tell everyone else to reply please!
Again, FROM "Forever-NoMatter"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJL0UwBAFVg
Doh! Still Taylor?!
*walks out*
this is bad even my laptop is becoming scatty posting comments all over the place.
please NMM.org please give us something different to look at.
I'll take cupcakes with yellow eyes, anything lol
*slamming head against laptop - getting a black eye from raised knee*
I stopped breathing as soon as I saw the Summit sign during the previews..
HOLY SON OF A MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the 2min trailer is THAT amazing, cant at all imagine what the movie will be like in theaters!
though I will always be Team Edward & will always love Robert, Jacob shirtless on the big screen....yum :)
and that Ryan Reynolds is also kinda HOT!
I can't wait for the day that i get to see the beautiful face of Robert Pattinson in front of me on the big screen again. Just the thought makes me melt inside..
My friend officially thinks im crazy cuz I was speechless and all teary eyed after wards!!!
I have no idea what happend in the first 7 minutes of The Proposal!
LOL
Seriously People, I really,really,really REALLY, REALLY need new news!!
(did i mention that i really need new info?!)
LOL!
Couldn't agree with you more though!!
NEED MORE NEWS.
Now that their is no news... I want to share U guys my NIGHTMARE... I hope I am not the only one having dream...
A couple of nights ago... Precisly the night that we had the post that Katherine said she was going to make the bird movie. I dream that Mr. Weiss screwed up NEW MOON... In my dream I went to the midnight showing and the movie had nothing to do with the book.. Like Bella would sleep over at Edwards house all the time and the wolfs were delinquents terrorising the town and picking fights and they didnt shape shift they would were wolf custome and I was so mad watching the movie and I kept saying "they shouldn't have take Katherine this guy yucked our movie it has nothing to do with new moon " in my dream I was with my bf and I was like "I need to go home I need to go online and to my website (newmoonmovie.org) cause everyone must be in an outrage i need to blog'
Please tell me someone has had this dream Or Do I have problems?
I am so glad that Katherine did not direct New Moon, she already messed up Twilight!
I think Mr. Weiss will do awesome, much better than Twilight.
I don't think he will leave as much out as Katherine did.
this ain't funny.
my daily happiness is gone.
hope everything is alright.
rob-aholic..i am a rob-aholic...am i on so kind of therapy. lol nooo i don't want ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM
its posted on this site too!
www.twilightforever.tumblr.com
though she definitely would've fallen in love with him!
It is Edward Cullen for cryin out loud!!!!!
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/
they have alot of good stuff!
basically about the same news as here, except the person incharge here is either on a break, something happened ...i hope nothing serious...
but really, I NEED new posts, like I feel strange, like this is not me LOL
but really If I have to wait another day, the another me it's going to take the power LOL
WE NEED ROB
HERE>>http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/128146937/new-new-moon-photo#disqus_thread
http://twilightindo.ning.com/profiles/blogs/kri...
Its monday, i have no major plans and have plenty of time to be on nmm.org, but of course with my luck.......
THERE IS NOTHING!!!
NO NEWS! NO ROB! NO ANYTHING!
AHH!! Im gonna go crazy here!!!!!!!!!!
**opens new window to watch New Moon trailer...again**
this is just sad!
Oanita
-xxx-
However i do really hope they are officially dating, they make a great couple!!!!!!!!!!!
=) (=
is it reliable......? I don't know
There was another1 that said something along the lines of
" obsessed with each other.....Desperate 2 b together and miserable when apart"
The paps follow them around enough now, could you imagine what they would do if they admitted they were a thing?
Have been stalking site all day, time to give it up for the day & hope there's new stuff tomorrow.
As just_bella said, I'm off to watch the trailer again-then may have to watch either Twilight or How To Be...
WTF was i thinking?!?!?!?!?!
My work friend wanted to borrow Twilight and I ended up buying her one...I had a feeling if I lent her mine, I might never see it again...
For a movie that people say is not so great...it sure is addictive!
no way shes keeping my 3disc version and she can buy her own damn movie if she likes it!!
LOL
Taylor and Rachel at the MMVA:
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2009/06/22/taylo...
Ashley and her cute little dog:
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2009/06/22/ashle...
There's also photos of Dakota Fanning filming The Runaways...she's bleeding, i think it's her character's first period or something like that. You can check them on JustJared and Celebuzz.
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/12814693...
OK im giving up too......for now
:'sigh:'
everybody looks like TAYLOR launtner now..i see him everywer..even my mother is starting to look like him..av been lookin at dis screen 4 2 days..
i have thoery bout da nnm.org black out...hmmmmm.!!!!
*shakes head*
1- *Hyperventilates*
2- * asks 4 a paper bag*
3- * Faints and hits the floor with a small THUD*
I AM COMPLETELY DISAPPOINTED IN NMM.ORG!!!! ={
Here next time use this....
*hands her the paper bag that I had to use a few minutes ago*
Are you alright??
I actively check on this site (more than actively actually, more like always!!) and i decided it was finally time to write cause i found some new pictures of Rob from today but its on Robert Pattinson daily, heres the link: http://community.livejournal.com/rpattzdaily .. anyway i dont know if this is violating copyrights or something of the sort and if it is Im sorry, but i was just too excited I had to share!! =)
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
just wanted to share these new pics of rob from today that i found on Robert Pattinson daily =)
http://community.livejournal.com/rpattzdaily
I'm seriously losing my mind here! [hyperventilating]
i'm starting to really ,really panic.
is there something wrong with the website?!?!?!?!?
LOL!!!
she says security is mch beta dey ave 3 extra barricades to keep da funs out..nd dey av doubled his security..one of dem is holding the umbrella at da trailer door soo he shud be comin out soon...oh da suspence is killin meee...:)
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART =)
* anxiety attacks are starting to be more bearable*
LOL!! (again!)
When Mike Newton came on screen, my mom looked at me and said "Is that HIM?"
I said "NOOOOO, that is blasphemy."
Then I tried explaining Jacob to them, and my grandma at one point turned around and said "So, the long haired indian kid is the werewolf, right?"
I told her that he doesn't turn into a werewolf until the next movie.
They were all extremely confused and laughing during the whole thing.
But the funny part is that they all cannot wait to see New Moon in November now.
Just thought I would share since nothing is going on.
c'mon nmm.org...get to it!!!!!
Did any of u fellow twilighters bought the new moon t-shirt?
(Random, right?!)
Is just that the ad popped up and i'm totally bored at the moment and also because i wanted 2 add more comments to this blog/article!!!
LOL!! =)
but i think i will wait
near november maybe
they sell tshirts with
other photos or lines
of the book.
I bought the one from
twilight that says: when you can live forever, what do you live for?
lol a little bit random (:
http://au.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/...
http://twilightforever.tumblr.com/post/12841027...
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
I can't wait for this movie...it seems so interesting!
*sigh*
Rob and possibly some handcuffs!?!?!?!?!
wheres effing when you need her! LOL
oh well...we'll just enjoy without her :)
sorry effing LOL
ill just leave it at that ;)
I know right! its just waaay to easy!
I am so ready for that. Bring it on.
I can just imagine putting handcuffs on him and putting him in the back of my car ...
Then making arrangements to get him out of his charges ...hehehe
LOL
My job is not that important anyway ... it is just my livelihood ... who cares about that ... LOL
I think your gonna have to share that fantasy with the entire planet right now :)
I wonder how many people are going to fall asleep tonight picturing themselves cuffing Rob and throwing him against a car LOL
cuz last night I dreamt i slept with Jacob BLACK!!!!!! eeww!
posted it here earlier...
I'll need to look for that post :) How could you?? lol
though technically it wasnt me, I was Bella in New Moon LOL
LOL
Then after that ...I get to be your personal bodyguard from now on ... No fans will get near you... I assure you...
*curses all crazy fans*
but YOU better share CullenFanatic!! LOL
Don't forget to tell her to come back to seethe pictures and comment on the "arrest". I, for one, can't wait to see what she has to add to this...
Well, anyway, I'm off to work for the night. I hope when I get in tomorrow morning there is lots of new news and pictures!
and yeah I cant wait to see what effing says either LOL
Thanks Kelly!
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
*shoves off wolf boy*
Spidermonkey76, you're going to have to stand in front of the window again! My new laptop's going out the window. lmao. jk.
NMM.org, get some new posts out!!!! PLEASE!!! For our sanity!
NO! Not the laptop too!! Stop it!!
*rushes to the window to save the laptop while waiting for Spidermonkey76 to take over*
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*makes sure it isn't damaged*
Peww.. thank god you still have it.. otherwise you wouldn't be able to check out all the news posts!!
*does happy dance*
**looks around and makes sure no one sees her laughing at the computer screen**
You're hilarious!
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thnxs guys
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hol...
HAS ANYONE ESLE HEARD THAT NEW MOON WILL BE POSTPONED ??CUSE SOMEONE SCREWED UP BIG TIME.LIKE IT'S SUPPOSE TO COME OUT IN 2010 INSTEAD OR SOMETHING..IDK BUT THIS SADDENS ME.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
by the time I get back im positive i will have missed like 45 new posts :(
bye everyone
It's been two days!
I'm scared!
This isn't normal.
A
NEW YORK YANKEES cap!!!
*fist pump*
i don't care whether wardrobe told him to wear it, but whoever did has some great taste!
oh and how come he looks so bad@$$ in some of the pics where they're slamming him on the cop's car? he looks GREAT! why are there no handcuff pictures? hmmmmmm
*thinking of handcuffs + Rob*
=)
ps: anyone else think his wardrobe as Tyler is very much like Rob? bet he's gonna walk off with some of those clothes...oh Rob, don't ever change. I love that you wear blk jeans, plain shirts under plaid flannels and your blk nikes
The Pattz made us proud!!! :*) LMAO!!!
Why are you not on twitter, missy? It's easy to sign up! The nmm gals are having a party! *blows horn*
i don't have twitter. i am horrible bc i didn't help out for Peter's sake...@ least he won, though? i think...
ok...i'll sign up. GAHHH, another thing for me to waste my time on and i have a paper to finish. looks like i'll be up till the early hours of morning.
i'll come back on here to reply back to you when i've officially signed on twitter
twitter is Jillisteamswiss
wow, i am twitter-challenged
sweet dreams of Rob in Yankee gloriousness =)
g'night
I hope everything's okay...
I liked the one with just Bella too. Both were great =)
it's great as desktop!! beautiful§
http://www.mtv.com/movies/movie/414921/castcrew...
So, if you haven't done so already, go to:
http://community.mtv.com/Content/Discussions/Di...
and say something about it! They didn't have Billy Burke either, and yet they somehow were able to add his name recently, and STILL left out Gil.
Be sure to show him some support and go on over there and tell MTV to fix it!
GODESS!!! omg i think i am wayyyyyyyy obsesive!!!
i have been looking at Taylor's picture for like 2.5 days.
or see all of them : http://twilight.top21sites.com/
I'm so worried about the webmaster......what if something horrible happened?! I wish I knew who it was, I would be happy to help out in any way needed.
well, at least we know how to entertain ourselves :-)
keep up the good work everybody!
http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/kr...
I've had even a dream last night that there were like heaps of news here today!
I'm getting mad!
Wonder what the webmaster is up to..?
Boring... =(
Here is a link to another twilight fan site: http://www.hisgoldeneyes.com/
but seriously, any new posts today?
i'm still staying patient but come on...
oh well, at least i have taylor to stare at...
i cant take this any longer!!!
i need new news!! like NOW!
Wots going on???
i could seriously die right now... although i could probs spend all day staring at taylor... :P..... but back to the point... i need new news!!!!!!! :) xx
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight
Enjoy!
eeeuuuuwww
ROB ROB ROB !!!!!!!!!
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/06/22/robert-...
http://twilightindo.ning.com/profiles/blogs/rob...
rob and its co-stars
It must be so weird filming for a movie with so many people around watching! lol
He`s probably used to it by now tho...
http://twilightindo.ning.com/profiles/blogs/kri...
KRISTEN is looking so damn good ..!!!
I am starting to get worried :(
something has to have hapend in the last 2 day?!
atleast the best guys photo is at the top!
i check this like every couple of hours and no new news!
*sob* *sob*
god i sound obsesed
*looks around at the vast emptiness of new news on the site*
is NMM.org on vaca or something?
Care to join in, anyone?
BTW; really hope Will is ok. I'm starting to get worried. Does anyone know?
We love NMM and we can wait a little longer as long as the webmaster is ok!!
I think everyone is starting to get worried around here.. Strange.. Hope Will is okey. I agree that we can wait a little bit longer as long as he is ok.
Now I`m off to work, maybe there will be some new by the time I get back home (I`ll probably check in at work, just for a sec... LOL)
Have a nice day!
Bye!
*waves Nina off*
atualize o site !!!!!!
I mean the guy who puts all the info is im guessing... Dead, because he hasnet put any info on in like 500000 days,
and Jon and Kate are splitting up.
***** Sniff******
what else could go wrong???